The Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet.  Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records.  The guys have decided not to travel to Mississippi just in case they get the urge to wax the dolphin.  Whatever you do, don't groom your dog.  The book your dog writes will make you look terrible.

The Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling.  If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything.  Only fans isn't just for porn.  It's mostly for porn.

The Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies.  Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away.  The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon.  Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays.

The Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside.  It's official Ted is a negative Nelly.  The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.

The Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter how many times we wish for it.

The fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.

The Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO.

The Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.

The Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.

The Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals.  The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub.  We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.