The Idiots talked with John Chew from the North American Scarbble Players Association and he spelled out the winning strategy.  Ted doesn't recognize when our tipper gets fired.  Ted shares that he's never gotten a Christmas present.

The Idiots help all the drunks navigate their holiday parties.  Ted goes more scorched Earth than scorched Earth.  Mark mentions yet another Matthew McConaughey movie.

The Idiots play mystery guest and Matt finally wins.  Ted decides not to tip the listerner and he gets called out.  Marks movie mention heads out on the road.

The Idiots share the best vacation stop in the world to get laid.  The guys implore the world to forget all about green bean cassarole. Ted has another genius tip and it hurts to admit that.  Marks movie mention wins the gold medal.

The Idiots learn more about broccoli than anyone else in the world, and it's a terrible knowledge.  The guys try to convince Timothee Chalamet not to reproduce with any Khardashian descendents.  Ted gives a great tip than ruins it by adding a safeword.  Mark mentions a two and half hor movie that definitely doesn't have Viggio Mortensen in it.

Ted throws away a chance for the Idiots to play a private country club when he tells a listener to invite homeless to camp out in front of their home.  Mark mentions a great movie and Ted makes it bad by sharing his terrible movie idea.  The guys relive Jenna Jameson's life and there's a lot of lube.

The Idiots try not to judge Charlie Sheen because he won't do butt stuff. Ted makes sure everyone knows that bribery is better than blackmail.  Mark goes in the way back machine to mention a classic movie.

The Idiots strip down to the bare essentials and talk nudism with Matt Dell.  Ted can't follow even the simplest directions when tipping the listener.  The guys have another champion on the show, it's totally chill-ee

The Real 3 Idiots talk with 3 chili champions and they didn't even know it.  The guys realize that making championship chili is a lot harder than you think, especially when family's involved.

The short version has the Idiots talking to a father and son team trying to find the right combination to bring home a championship.