The Idiots talk with Gary Wasdin from the Leather Archives and Museum.  The fellas learn that sometimes bad is good.  Ted talks a woman into wearing a meat dress to teach her boyfriend a lesson.

The Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.

The Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.

The Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the pitfalls of trying to expense their trip to the strip club.

The Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.

The Idiots talk with John Kozik from the Salem Witchboard Museum in Salem Mass. Ted tells a couple to vacation anywhere she picks so the sex doesn't dry up.  The Russian goverment has a new reality show.  Can you catch a bullet?

The Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.

The Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.

The Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time.

The Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.