It's Christmas in July in the Hamptons for the ladies of #RHONY. This week, Hunter wonders if this season is going to be PartyFoodGate. Papa the Bear thinks that Jessel might be in the Friendzone. We both talk about which HouseHusbands we would hook up with if we met them at BravoCon. You don't have to love caviar to love our take on this week's episodes of The Real Housewives of New York and #CrappieLake

Now that we had our soft opening, we're as ready to jump into the new season of #RHONY as Sonja is into jumping on Billy. This week, Hunter wants to spend some time in Jenna Lyons' closet. Papa the Bear wants Sonja and Luann to reconsider the name for Crappie Hour. We both wonder what cheese ever did to any of these ladies. Don't be weird; catch this week's RHONY and #CrappieLake recap from The Real Housebears.

If you've listened to The Real Housebears Podcast, then you know what huge fans of Frank Catania we are. You can only imagine our excitement when we got to interview the Legend himself. This week, Hunter commits to Frank being his number one Bravolebrity. Papa the Bear relates to being a man of a certain age. Frank tells us about his post-reunion meeting with Luis. Frank was even more enjoyable than we could have ever hoped. Take a listen and fall in love with Frank all over again.

It's a super-sized episode, because we have more to say about the #RHONJ reunion episodes 2 and 3 than we have ever had for Housewives reunions. This week, Hunter explains why Luis must be shirtless. Papa the Bear is confused about the difference between a chair troll and a chair gremlin. We both want to get a house with Frank. We're both currently on different sides of the country, but we couldn't possibly miss the chance to chat Housewives.

Does it feel so good to be Reunited? This week, Hunter supports the reasons why Teresa and Louie should stay on the show. Papa the Bear supports keeping the Gorgas. This reunion might not have been "fun," but our recap certainly is.

Don't you dare bring up Joe Gorga when Teresa's Getting Married. This week, Hunter realizes he's the Frank in a relationship with his ex. Papa the Bear is warming up to Paul. We both want the Ambien Sisters to speak at our vow renewal. This week's episode will send you Sade, so tune in.

This week's episode of #RHONJ should be renamed Red Faces of Fury. This week, Hunter is wearing Joe Gorga's clothes and walking on his knees to make Melissa Gorga feel safe. Papa the Bear wants to take Louie's blood pressure. We both have some BIG NEWS to share. Get your cocktail ready for this week's game "Sips with the Sociopath."

We're back like a rat in the streets wearing a bridesmaid's dress and making a mess. This week, Hunter is extra worked up about Jennifer Aydin's privilege and Louie's narcissism. Papa the Bear has conflict between his Housewives Head and his Housewives Heart. We both discover that we are Stage 10 Co-Clingers. This episode is as well done as Brittany's steak...bon appetit!

Sláinte will bring you good health. Catching cock will bring you good luck. The Real Housebears will bring you a healthy dose of both. This week, Hunter wants to play with Frank's vein. Papa the Bear is experiencing Vanderpump Rules trauma. We both come up with Rachel Fuda's tagline for next season. Are you going to get Melissa Gorga wine drunk or Jersey Husband high? Either way take a ride with us as we fly between New Jersey and Ireland.