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"Pumping in the Sun"

Mention it all -
We have been talking to Angie Harrington of RHOSLC.
Is Dorit coming back for next season of RHOBH?

Vanderpump Rules S09E04:
No more of this bromance please, pot meet kettle and $25,000?!  

 RHOBH REUNION PART 2 -
NO MORE ERIKA.. Please!

RHOP S06E15:
Pumping in the sun, very uncomfortable van rides and drama on a boat!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:09
Mention it all: 00:08:09 -> 00:15:47
VPR: 00:15:47 -> 00:47:23
RHOBH: 00:47:23 -> 00:55:27
RHOP: 00:55:27 -> 01:29:57
Outro: 01:29:57 -> end

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“Don’t Get Pregnant and Don’t Get a Disease” - Heather

We love our Meredith Marks Love You Baby Bye sweatshirts!

Intro:
Damn, I totally knew about this Randall and Lala split!

Mary, why are you with Robert Sr.?
Jen.. how are you affording those snowflakes?
Jennie, we hear you and hate that your husband is being so pushy.
Heather, you are hilarious, we love you!
Poor John and Justin, they just wanted a nice dinner.  Leave it to Lisa… to ruin it all. 
Whitney, we believe you 100%!

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:21
RHOSLC: 00:09:57 -> 00:54:25
Outro: 00:54:25 -> end

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"Brock is a Cock, Low-Budget Rant, & RHOBH ENDGAME" 

 Mention it all -
More on Vicki Gunvalson & Steve Lodge..
Mary M Cosby and her son are in some legal trouble...

Vanderpump Rules S09E03
What is it about pickle-ball?!
That is one f***** up game of Jenga.
Raquel, we love you!
But Brock… you are a cock.
Rachella?..

RHOP S06E14 -
Salad Tossing and tea bagging - Oh Karen.
This is just a big Candiace rant. 

RHOBH REUNION PART 1 -
ANDDD it has begun!
Garcelle, queen, we LOVE YOU.  You held your ground, kept your composure and OWNED your very first in person reunion!
As for the rest of you, and by rest of you we mean Dorit, Rinna and ESPECIALLY ERIKA, GO F*** OFF.  DO NOT COME for Garcelle.  And do not get us started on “alleged victims” … Erika, there are not enough words to describe how much we hate you. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:15
Mention it all: 00:03:15 -> 00:08:56
VPR: 00:08:56 -> 00:39:52
RHOP: 00:39:52 -> 01:08:13
RHOBH: 01:08:13 -> 01:39:03
Outro: 01:39:03 -> end

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Oh My Gucci! 

Intro :
Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈
We need to discuss the Ultimate Girls Trip promo! 

RECAP:
Jen “apologizes” to Brooks… but do we believe her? .. spoiler we don’t
Heather and Meredith’s sex convo inspired us to talk about how we got “the talk.” 
Whitney and Lisa not being friends is ok.. Them pretending to make up and then *cough* Lisa *cough* stirring shit up is not.  

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:09:57
RHOSLC: 00:09:57 -> 00:52:27
Outro: 00:52:27 -> end

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"Salad Tossing, NY Times Best Sellers & The Bunny’s Back" 

 Intro-
We started Midnight Mass on Netflix and need to talk about it a bit.
And Bravo TV, thanks! 

 Mention it all -
Lala… you are turning to Jax..
We have some feelings about this Nicki Minaji RHOP reunion news. 

RHOP S6 E13 -
We are team Mia all day! 
Candiace.. Just stfu and DO NOT bring moms into the fight. 
THE LETTUCE OFF! 

Vanderpump Rules S09E02
Schwartz looks like he might have eyes for Brock.. Sandavol better be careful! 
And the junk to thigh ratio.. Hilarious! 
Ariana, Ariana, Ariana, girl, I think you need to take a better look at your fiances.
Who knew the rave tent at Coachella was the most romantic place on earth? 
Lala, great you wrote a book, that doesn’t mean you are entitled to be a NY Times BestSeller.  
We have our own ranking for this fashion show! 

RHOBH S11 E20 -
We love you Kathy and your lampshade hat, and Sutton and the silent communication you both have together. 
F*** Off you stupid Fox Fource F*** Ups and this stupid F***ing dinner and STFU Kyle! 
Chinese New Year!! 
Sutton won’t back down, Rinna.. That wig.. That look.., Crystal you look AMAZING, and f*** off Erika!  

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:20
Mention it all: 00:10:20 -> 00:22:28
RHOP: 00:22:28 -> 00:43:18
VPR: 00:43:18 -> 01:16:24
RHOBH: 01:16:32 -> 01:33:54
Outro: 01:33:54 -> end

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Angie is an Angel and Lisa is a Liar 

Intro - We are tired.. So excuse our lack of rants.  

It is Casino Night and boy .. all bets were off!

Meredith, Heather and Whitney we love you! 
Angie, you are such a wonderful addition to the ladies! We cannot wait to see more of you and your family.
Jen.. while you weren’t the absolute worst this episode.. We still don’t like you. 
Lisa… Lisa… Lisa… own your sh**. #overit

Timestamps:

Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:05:42
RHOSLC: 00:05:42 -> 00:43:07
Outro: 00:43:07 -> end

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"Allegedly Not Sober" 

 Vanderpump Rules is BACKK! 

Mention it all -

Christine Chiu from Bling Empire almost was a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?
We are going to miss Porsha on RHOA

RHOP S6 E12 -

Grace, maybe you shouldn’t be driving that car.
Gizelle must really be excited for Halloween cause her house is dressed up as Frankenstein.
WE ARE SO OVER CANDLES!
That event was definitely shady, not quite reasonable. 

RHOBH S11E19 -

Kathy’s 5 S’s had us dying!
Lisa Rinna telling Erika’s burglary story was even more ridiculous than when Erika told it. 
Wait… Erika is talking to Sutton?!
If we were doing aquatic yoga with Rinna, we would have pushed her in EVERY time she was standing on that board.
Sutton getting on that boat was hilarious! This game of never have I ever uncovered more than expected about these women. 

Vanderpump Rules S09E01

Starting off with TomTom, we missed you but maybe don’t name your new bar Shwartz & Sandy’s.
James Kennedy, we do not believe you are sober.. Stop rage texting and why is it always about food?!
Hibachi dinner in your backyard?! YES PLEASE!
Between LaLa and Scheana, we are team LaLa, BUT between LaLa and Ariana, we are ALWAYS TEAM ARIANA! 

Timestamps:

Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:25

Mention it all: 00:05:25 -> 00:15:13

RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:38:08

RHOBH: 00:38:08 -> 01:06:32

RHOBH: 01:06:32 -> 01:38:48

Outro: 01:38:48 -> end

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Matriarch Meredith vs Zen Jen

Intro - Instead of our rant we spill all the Bravo/Real Housewives tea! From Cynthia Bailey’s news about RHOA, to who ACTUALLY was talking about Erika and Tom’s issues at Andy’s baby shower.  

Heather and Whitney, you both bring joy and fun to show. 
And Meredith, you will always be our queen!  We stand behind you all the way! 
Jennie, the argument you had over expanding your family was sad, but you overstepped. And…Jen… good attempt at uniting the ladies over ice fishing, but how about you just take some accountability, own your sh** and apologize. #overit 

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:19:27
RHOSLC: 00:19:27 -> 01:00:45
Outro: 01:00:45 -> end

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"Kathy Finally Got Dorit to STFU and Candiace Threw her Whole Husband Under the Bus" - speaks for itself

Mention it all -
Some personal Mention it all for Robert.
Can Denise Richards PLEASE replace Erika?
Diving into the twitter drama between Mary and Whitney

RHOP S6 E11 -
Let’s Drive Back, in Gizelle’s Gucci car and burn ALL the candles! 

RHOBH S11E18 -
Honestly, we are so over Erika and the rest of these women.  We are here for, and ONLY for Garcelle and Sutton. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:30
Mention it all: 00:05:30 -> 00:15:38
RHOP: 00:15:38 -> 00:37:47
RHOBH: 00:37:47 -> 01:08:48
Outro: 01:08:48 -> end

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Charred Churros and Burned Relationships   - RHOSLC S02 E02

Heather calls the fraud [Jen]  out in an ice cave with.. Churros?! 
The fraud doesn’t deserve any extra energy Meredith. #disengage
Jenny, your daughter is HILARIOUS!
Whitney and Heather are us shopping, we love it.

Nicknames:
Fraud = Jen RHOSLC
Garconanokin = Candiace RHOP
Voldetwat = Ramona RHONY

Timestamps:
Intro  with a small 90 Day Fiance Rant: 00:00:00 -> 00:09:55
RHOSLC: 00:09:55 -> 00:56:28
Outro: 00:56:28 -> end

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