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“I’m Usually Right” - RHOSLC S02 E14 , E15, & E16

We missed Salt Lake nights. <3

Mary.. GO F OFF, and we can’t believe it, but we are team Lisa 

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHOSLC: 00:01:10 -> 01:02:43
Outro: 01:02:43 -> end

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“Come On get Up” - RHOC S16 E04 & E05, VPR S09 E12 & E13

Happy New Year Housemates!! We are so happy to be back!

VPR S09 E11 & E13:
This is getting very very boring…
James, you are the worst.  And Brock you have no class.

RHOC S16 E04 & E05:
It’s episode 5 and we are already tired of Noella and this story line..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:24
VPR: 00:16:24 -> 00:48:29
RHOC: 00:48:29 -> 01:21:53
Outro: 01:21:53 -> End

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“Spicy Dumpling” - RHOC S16 E03, VPR S09 E11

Mention it all:
Major RHOBH rumor?!?! What could it be?

RHOC S16 E03:
We are not Noella fans.

VPR S09 E11:
We love you Ariana.. But we cannot stand Sandoval…

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:00
Mention it all: 00:06:00  -> 00:13:35
VPR: 00:13:35 -> 00:42:09
RHOC: 00:42:09 -> 01:00:12
Outro: 01:00:12 -> End

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“Beelzebub & Klaus” - RHOSLC S02 E13

Mary’s got a nickname! .. And so does her house/closet..
Lisa, it’s time to take some accountability, should we introduce you to Teddy Gnatencamp?

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:13
RHOSLC: 00:07:13 -> 00:49:23
Outro: 00:49:23 -> end

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“Never the Right Time or the Right Place” - RHOC S16 E02, VPR S09 E10, RHUGT S01 E07

Mention it all:
Someone from RHOBH is getting demoted?!
Will LaLa come back if VPR gets renewed?

RHOC S16 E02:
This is what Housewives is supposed to be.  

VPR S09 E10:
Ok, so this wasn’t the worst episode.  

RHUGT Day 7:
We are so sad to see this end.  Love you ladies!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:55
Mention it all: 00:01:55  -> 00:08:22
RHOC: 00:08:22 -> 00:39:16
VPR: 00:39:16 -> 01:06:21
RHUGT: 01:06:21 -> 01:37:16
Outro: 01:37:16 -> End

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“Coasters & Coffee Tables” - RHOSLC S02 E12

Mary, you have earned yourself a nickname... now just what should it be?  Tell us what you think on our Instagram, @therealhousematesofnewyork and give us a follow. =)
And we love you Heather & Whitney! <3

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:07:20
RHOSLC: 00:07:20 -> 00:55:22
Outro: 00:55:22 -> end

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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 2 - RHOC S16 E01, RHUGT S01 E06

Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)

RHOC S16 E01:
Our FANCY PANTS IS BACK!!!

RHUGT Day 6:
How is it almost over?!?!

Timestamps:
RHOC: 00:00:00 -> 00:26:55
RHUGT: 00:26:55 -> 00:46:43
Outro: 00:46:43 -> End

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“This is a Semi-Precious Stone”  Part 1 - RHOP REUNION PART 4, VPR S09 E09

Since we had to cover FOUR shows, we broke this episode up into 2 parts. Thanks for listening! =)

Mention it all:
Oof Noella, what a start.
Some Selling Sunset tea.

RHOP REUNION PART 4:
Andy.. DON’T DO THIS AGAIN! But ladies, congratulations on another successful season!

VPR S09 E09:
What is this blast from the past sh**?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:58
Mention it all: 00:05:58 -> 00:18:05
RHOP: 00:18:05 -> 00:36:19
VPR: 00:36:19 -> end

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“Sorry for the Grapes”  - RHUGT S01 E05, RHOP REUNION PART 3

Mention it all -
TomTom on Winter House?
Please let this be Ramona’s swan song!

RHUGT Day 5:
Ramona is the ABSOLUTE WORST!

RHOP REUNION PART 3:
We see why this is 4 parts.. But it still didn’t have to be.   

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:02
Mention it all: 00:06:02 -> 00:10:55
RHUGT: 00:10:55 -> 00:48:56
RHOP: 00:48:56 -> 01:08:44
Outro: 01:08:44 -> end

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“Swedish Christmas Hookers” - RHOSLC S02 E11

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

I would definitely not want to cook an egg for Mary... can you get a DUI for drunk dog sledding... and please also send us to the outer darkness if we ever end up in Mary’s bed! #chaos

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:03:37
RHOSLC: 00:03:37 -> 00:41:38
Outro: 00:41:38 -> end

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