The Real HouseMATES of New York

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  • It's Our First Time - *The Real Housemates of NY x Bravo's Housevibes*

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    Hello Housemates!!! 
    We are spilling the tea and talking all things Real Housewives of NJ with .. drumroll please.... Simone from the Bravo's Housevibes podcast!!!

    This is our first time having a guest on the pod and we are so excited to share. =) 

    Make sure you check out Bravo's Housevibes on all podcast platforms and social media, & give them some love! 


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    53 min
  • “Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02

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    “Vagina Stacking” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E04, RHOC S16 E09, RHONJ S12 E02

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    So about this RHOBH, Kathy Hilton/Lisa Rinna drama…

    Summer House S06 E04:
    Luke is back! Danielle is our sprit animal and we are HERE for Hot Hub Summer!

    Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E09:
    :::yawn::: We hate Noella.

    Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E02:
    We are team Gia, not sorry.

    Timestamps:
    Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
    MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:15:38
    SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:38 -> 00:44:16
    RHOC: 00:44:16 -> 01:00:47
    RHONJ: 01:00:47 -> 01:28:09
    Outro: 01:28:09 -> End

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    1 hr 36 min
  • “This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20

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    “This is Really Rough Terrain” - RHOSLC S02 E20

    Is it just us or is this season lasting FOREVER! 

    And can we please stop talking about whether or not Meredith was at her father’s memorial?! Not only is it in insensitive, rude, and f**** up but it is also a story line, NO ONE wants!

    Timestamps:
    Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
    RHOSLC: 00:04:44 -> 00:40:46
    Outro: 00:40:46 -> end


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    45 min
  • “Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01

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    “Smoke, Mirrors & Foggy Diamonds” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E03, RHOC S16 E08, RHONJ S12 E01

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    I mean, did we really think Teddy was going to last on Celebrity Big Brother after this?
    Luke had some words about Paige.

    Summer House S06 E02:
    Really Craig, with the gaslighting? Andrea we love you!

    Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E08:
    This is all Robert, Jess can’t take this season anymore.

    Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E01:
    NEW JERSEY IS BACK AND WE ARE PUMPED!!

    Timestamps:
    Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:58
    MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:58 -> 00:11:41
    SUMMER HOUSE: 00:11:41 -> 00:41:54
    RHOC: 00:41:54 -> 00:54:36
    RHONJ: 00:54:36 -> 01:24:34
    Outro: 01:24:34 -> End


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    1 hr 31 min
  • “You Smell Like Horse” - RHOSLC S02 E19

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    “You Smell Like Horse” - Real Housewives Of Salt Lake City S02 E19

    Happy Lunar New Year!!!

    Ok, so this episode started out as a canter and ended in a gallop.
    No one needed, or wanted this story line about Meredith’s father.. and MARY GO HOME.

    Timestamps:
    Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:10:43
    RHOSLC: 00:10:43 -> 00:43:46
    Outro: 00:43:46 -> end


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    50 min
  • “Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02

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    “Pact With Satan” - VPR S09 REUNION PART 1 & 2, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E02

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    Lisa Barlow’s hot mic spoiler!
    About ‘she who must not be named’ live on Instagram..

    Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 and 2:
    Well that reunion was better than we expected. 

    Summer House S06 E02:
    Fourth of July Parties are BACK and we love it!! 

    * sponsored by Loverboy.... JKJK! .. but Kyle if you are reading this....

    Timestamps:
    Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:11
    MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 -> 00:18:45
    SUMMER HOUSE: 00:18:45 -> 00:52:02
    VPR: 00:52:02 -> 01:32:04
    Outro: 01:32:04 -> End


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    1 hr 38 min
  • “Dinner Table of Horrors” - RHOSLC S02 E18

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    “Dinner Table of Horrors” - RHOSLC S02 E18

    Due to the problematic cast, and the uncovering of Jennie’s social media posts, this recap is a bit different than our normal.  Please bear with us as we figure out how to best navigate recapping such a.. dare we say.. toxic cast. 

    Moving forward:
    We will be including a new show.  (We still want to have some fun!)
    We will still cover RHOSLC, just VERY briefly. 
    AND
    We will no longer cover Jennie.

    Timestamps:
    Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:10:02
    RHOSLC: 00:10:02 -> 00:25:51
    Outro: 00:25:51 -> end


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    32 min
  • “That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01

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    “That Red Flag has Fireworks” - RHOC S16 E07, VPR S09 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S06 E01

    Mention It All:
    So about the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Jennie…

    Vanderpump Rules S09 E15:
    Thank god this is the season finale!
    Scheana and Brock you are both the absolute worst and SO meant to be.

    Real Housewives of the OC S16 E07:
    Why are we supposed to like Noella again?
    Emily you are hilarious!

    Summer House S06 E01:
    Oh it feels so good to cover this show!!
    We cannot wait to get into all the toxic relationships, the drama, and emotional roller coasters that this season has in store!

    Timestamps:
    Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:47
    MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:47 -> 00:25:21
    VPR: 00:25:21 -> 00:40:04
    RHOC: 00:40:04 -> 01:01:08
    SUMMER HOUSE: 01:01:08 -> 01:32:16
    Outro: 01:32:16 -> End


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    1 hr 40 min
  • “Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17

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    “Dingle-berries, Pool Floaties & Fist Fights” - RHOSLC S02 E17

    It’s time to engage because honestly, what ARE you all doing there if you can’t get along?!

    Timestamps:
    Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:04:37
    RHOSLC: 00:04:37 -> 00:52:15
    Outro: 00:52:15 -> end

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    58 min
  • “Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14

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    “Wine Kingdom, and Subs & Saunas” - RHOC S16 E06, VPR S09 E14

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    Those RHOSLC reunion looks….
    And our SUMMER HOUSE thoughts before the new season starts!

    VPR S09 E14:
    We don’t want to watch this anymore.

    RHOC S16 E06:
    Nothing will ever beat the sub in the sauna.

    Timestamps:
    Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:19
    MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:19 -> 00:28:58
    VPR: 000:28:58 -> 00:51:00
    RHOC: 00:51:00 -> 01:22:51
    Outro: 01:22:51 -> End


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    1 hr 31 min

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