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"Allegedly Not Sober" 

 Vanderpump Rules is BACKK! 

Mention it all -

Christine Chiu from Bling Empire almost was a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?
We are going to miss Porsha on RHOA

RHOP S6 E12 -

Grace, maybe you shouldn’t be driving that car.
Gizelle must really be excited for Halloween cause her house is dressed up as Frankenstein.
WE ARE SO OVER CANDLES!
That event was definitely shady, not quite reasonable. 

RHOBH S11E19 -

Kathy’s 5 S’s had us dying!
Lisa Rinna telling Erika’s burglary story was even more ridiculous than when Erika told it. 
Wait… Erika is talking to Sutton?!
If we were doing aquatic yoga with Rinna, we would have pushed her in EVERY time she was standing on that board.
Sutton getting on that boat was hilarious! This game of never have I ever uncovered more than expected about these women. 

Vanderpump Rules S09E01

Starting off with TomTom, we missed you but maybe don’t name your new bar Shwartz & Sandy’s.
James Kennedy, we do not believe you are sober.. Stop rage texting and why is it always about food?!
Hibachi dinner in your backyard?! YES PLEASE!
Between LaLa and Scheana, we are team LaLa, BUT between LaLa and Ariana, we are ALWAYS TEAM ARIANA! 

Timestamps:

Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:25

Mention it all: 00:05:25 -> 00:15:13

RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:38:08

RHOBH: 00:38:08 -> 01:06:32

RHOBH: 01:06:32 -> 01:38:48

Outro: 01:38:48 -> end

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Matriarch Meredith vs Zen Jen

Intro - Instead of our rant we spill all the Bravo/Real Housewives tea! From Cynthia Bailey’s news about RHOA, to who ACTUALLY was talking about Erika and Tom’s issues at Andy’s baby shower.  

Heather and Whitney, you both bring joy and fun to show. 
And Meredith, you will always be our queen!  We stand behind you all the way! 
Jennie, the argument you had over expanding your family was sad, but you overstepped. And…Jen… good attempt at uniting the ladies over ice fishing, but how about you just take some accountability, own your sh** and apologize. #overit 

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:19:27
RHOSLC: 00:19:27 -> 01:00:45
Outro: 01:00:45 -> end

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"Kathy Finally Got Dorit to STFU and Candiace Threw her Whole Husband Under the Bus" - speaks for itself

Mention it all -
Some personal Mention it all for Robert.
Can Denise Richards PLEASE replace Erika?
Diving into the twitter drama between Mary and Whitney

RHOP S6 E11 -
Let’s Drive Back, in Gizelle’s Gucci car and burn ALL the candles! 

RHOBH S11E18 -
Honestly, we are so over Erika and the rest of these women.  We are here for, and ONLY for Garcelle and Sutton. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:30
Mention it all: 00:05:30 -> 00:15:38
RHOP: 00:15:38 -> 00:37:47
RHOBH: 00:37:47 -> 01:08:48
Outro: 01:08:48 -> end

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Charred Churros and Burned Relationships   - RHOSLC S02 E02

Heather calls the fraud [Jen]  out in an ice cave with.. Churros?! 
The fraud doesn’t deserve any extra energy Meredith. #disengage
Jenny, your daughter is HILARIOUS!
Whitney and Heather are us shopping, we love it.

Nicknames:
Fraud = Jen RHOSLC
Garconanokin = Candiace RHOP
Voldetwat = Ramona RHONY

Timestamps:
Intro  with a small 90 Day Fiance Rant: 00:00:00 -> 00:09:55
RHOSLC: 00:09:55 -> 00:56:28
Outro: 00:56:28 -> end

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"Garcelle the truth slayer takes Dorit to task & Candiace STFU.  " - speaks for itself

Mention it all -
Bethenny Frankel MENTIONED IT ALL and spilled the tea on what SHE knew about Erika!
NO RHONY REUNION?!
We have the tea on Mary M Coby's cult....  we mean church.
We found some things out about Nektaria...
 
RHOP S6 E10 -
Candiace.. you earned these rants about you..
Karen, its SURRY not SERRY and maybe try filming it IN SURRY...
Was this Goddess picnic a success?

RHOBH S11E17 -
NO ONE BELIEVES A THING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ERIKA!
PK and Mauricio deserve diamonds with what they are bringing to this season [fix the ankle not the brain!].
Kyle pick a side.. and Dorit STFU!  

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:55
Mention it all: 00:05:55 -> 00:34:58
RHOP: 00:34:58 -> 01:01:55
RHOBH: 01:01:55 -> 01:35:59
Outro: 01:35:59 -> end

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What A start to the new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City!!!! 
First of all our queen Meredith Marks is finally back on our screens - thank god!
Lisa Barlow.. Or should I say Kyle Richards… stop playing both sides and just pick one!
Whitney, is AMAZING!
Mary … is… just as weird as ever.  And can anyone find her podcast?
Jennie, it is nice to meet you, we are excited to see what you bring!
And Jen Fraud… speaks for itself.

Ladies we are just so happy to have you back!  <3

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:02:47
RHOSLC: 00:02:47 -> 00:53:19
Outro: 00:53:19 -> end

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"The one about the mom shamer, the crook, and the two faced idiot? " - Can you guess who we are talking about?

Mention it all - RHOA tea?! & the Jen Shah arrest!!!!
RHOP - yawn... but it gets good at the end.. 
RHOBH - The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two comes to an end... 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:53
Mention it all: 00:09:53 -> 00:23:30
RHOP: 00:23:30 -> 00:51:45
RHOBH: 00:51:45 -> 01:29:28
Outro: 01:29:28 -> end

Thank you Billy Blanks Jr! 

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"It’s a Pretty Mess When RHONY Delivers" - Erika Jayne we hate you & RHONY, way to come back at the end!

Mention it all - New season of Vanderpump Rules & Vicki Gunvalson of RHOC
RHOP - Love drunk Robyn, what is it about doors, no more candles, and Mia, stop stirring the pot!
RHONY - Now this is the RHONY we love.  What a great episode to end the worst season. 
RHOBH - The Dinner Party from Hell: Part Two needs no explanation. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:40
Mention it all: 00:07:40 -> 00:21:37
RHOP: 00:21:37 -> 00:40:48
RHONY: 00:40:48 -> 00:53:56
RHOBH: 00:53:56 -> 01:27:37
Outro: 01:27:37 -> end

Thank you Billy Blanks Jr! 

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"How about me? and My Sutty Buddy Butthole" - Erika Jayne we hate you & Sutton Stracke we still adore you!

Mention it all - Rinna getting deposed?! RHONY has a new cast for next season?!
RHONY - This show would be nothing with out Sonja Morgan. 
RHOP - What a whirl wind, we aren't on any side except Ashely's!
RHOBH - Dorit vs. Garcelle, Erika vs. Sutton and we never want to see Kathy Hilton cry again!   

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:34
Mention it all: 00:04:34 -> 00:15:13
RHONY: 00:15:13 -> 00:26:52
RHOP: 00:26:52 -> 00:58:20
RHOBH: 00:58:20 -> 01:28:36
Outro: 01:28:36 -> end

Thank you Billy Blanks Jr! 

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"2 + 2 = 4 and I am Not Even Good at Math" - Sutton we adore you!

Mention it all - RIP the Real Housewives of Dallas, we will miss you.
RHONY - We are so disappointed in you, RAMONA NEEDS TO GO!  This isn't so much of a recap as it is us ranting and spilling some tea. 
RHOP - Body shaming the lawyer?!? You better come with all the receipts
RHOBH - Sutton & Garcelle you are QUEENS and the real MVPs! This episode was pure gold! 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:04
Mention it all: 00:05:04 -> 00:24:35
RHONY: 00:24:35 -> 00:43:09
RHOP: 00:43:09 -> 00:53:16
RHOBH: 00:53:16 -> 01:37:42
Outro: 01:37:42 -> end

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