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“Two words, TOMMY KNOCKER” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E11, RHOC S16 E17, RHONJ S12 E11

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If you have also watched the Ultimatum, let us know!
We would like to see this Vanderpump Valley, what about you?

Summer House S06 E11:
Can we join this Bonfire feast and avoid all the Lindsay drama? Cause… girl..

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E17:
WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?! Thank god it’s over!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E11:
Welcome to Nashville 😂

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:59
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:59 -> 00:22:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:22:15 -> 00:57:09
RHOC: 00:57:09 -> 01:14:54
RHONJ: 01:14:54 -> 01:44:10
Outro: 01:44:10 -> End

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“What the Fck Just Happened?” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E10, RHOC S16 E16, RHONJ S12 E10

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That RHOBH trailer!!...
Just a Reddit opinion we agree with about Melissa Gorga’s storyline 

Summer House S06 E10:
So many things are happening, and we aren’t just talking about the hurricane 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E16:
Noella. You. Are. The. Worst.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E10:
Happy Birthday Marge Sr.! Melissa, you are the worst.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:22 -> 00:21:15
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:21:15 -> 00:53:54
RHOC: 00:53:54 -> 01:14:05
RHONJ: 01:14:05 -> 01:38:12
Outro: 01:38:12 -> End

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“Ferragosto & Softball” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E09, RHOC S16 E15, RHONJ S12 E09

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So we can admit when we are a bit too naive, but please tell us we aren’t the only ones!
And OMG, Dubai.

Summer House S06 E09:
No one makes Andrea cry & goes after Danielle in the same night and gets away with it!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E15:
Things happened, we hate Noella, nothing new. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E09:
WE WERE ON TV!!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:38 -> 00:19:23
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:23 -> 00:52:31
RHOC: 00:52:31 -> 01:07:30
RHONJ: 01:07:30 -> 01:37:58
Outro: 01:37:58 -> End

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“F*** Austen” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E14, RHONJ S12 E08

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We have heard the news, and we need to talk about RHONY.

Summer House S06 E08:
The title of the episode explains it all.  Fu** you Austen! 

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E14:
I’m sorry, I fell asleep, what happened?

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E08:
Constructive conversations and Teresa flipping out, what a good episode. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:43
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:43 -> 00:15:51
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:15:51 -> 00:52:53
RHOC: 00:52:53 -> 01:06:00
RHONJ: 01:06:00 -> 01:33:38
Outro: 01:33:38 -> End

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“Rhyming Text Messages of Death” - RHOSLC REUNION PART 1, 2 & 3, RHOC S16 E13, RHONJ S12 E07

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Thanks to the podcast SUP for this tea about Brittany, her mom and Jax!
Luann… off the wagon we see.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Reunion Part 1, 2 & 3:
THANK GOD IT’S OVER!
This reunion was just everyone against Lisa and let’s not actually talk about the crime.  

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E13:
Parties and Parties and Parties.   

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E07:
Can we please talk about something other than Teresa & Louie, and Jen & Bill?! My god!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:08
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:08 -> 00:20:40
RHOSLC: 00:20:40 -> 00:37:57
RHOC: 00:37:57 -> 00:56:41
RHONJ: 00:56:41 -> 01:22:452
Outro: 01:22:452 -> End

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We are so excited to share our interview with the amazing, Tanya Bardsley of The Real Housewives of Cheshire!  

We want to say thank you x100 to Tanya for taking the time to speak to us!  We had so much fun chatting about housewives, what life is like being on the Real Housewives of Cheshire and just learning more about Tanya herself.  

This had to be one of our favorite episodes to record and we hope you all enjoy this as much as we did! 

Thank you again Tanya, you are friend of the pod, an honorable Housemate, and we cannot wait to have you on again! 

**video interview will be available on our ..... PATERON! Stay tuned!! 

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“A Glass of Vino” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E08, RHOC S16 E12, RHONJ S12 E06

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Rina, are you really that tone deaf?
We have the tea on Yolanda Hadid & Zayn Malik.. And while it is not confirmed, if it is true.. OOF it’s piping hot tea.

Summer House S06 E08:
Austen Kroll is now KROLL THE TROLL. 
Ciara & Lindsay, you both are way too beautiful and amazing to be fighting over him!

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E12
::Yawn:: Heather and Gina are in NY and the ladies cook.  That’s it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E06:
It’s all about the men.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:24
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:24 -> 00:13:37
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:13:37 -> 00:48:03
RHOC: 00:48:03 -> 01:00:16
RHONJ: 01:00:16 -> 01:34:44
Outro: 01:34:44 -> End

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“Let’s Go Eat A Bagel” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E07, RHOC S16 E11, RHONJ S12 E05

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What’s that about Katie And Schwartz?
Oh Texas.. Oh Florida.. How you always disappoint.

Summer House S06 E07:
To quote Larissa from ‘90 Day Fiance’ & the meme “Who is against the queen will die!”
**cough cough Kyle**

Real Housewives of Orange County S16 E11:
Dr. Malpractice - aka Dr. Jen, you are WAY to drunk. 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E05:
Louie, you.. piece of … ….., let’s just say you have earned yourself a nickname.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:29
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:29 -> 00:19:35
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:19:35 -> 00:49:28
RHOC: 00:49:28 -> 01:09:26
RHONJ: 01:09:26 -> 01:35:12
Outro: 01:35:12 -> End

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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04

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Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH?
David is a great guy, but we all knew that.

Summer House S06 E06:
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04:
Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:10:42
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:42 -> 00:37:01
RHONJ: 00:37:01 -> 01:02:18
Outro: 01:02:18 -> End

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“Been There Done That” 

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S02 E21
Thank god we made it to the - incredibly underwhelming and boring -season finale.  

Timestamps:
Intro: 00:00:00 -> 00:06:53
RHOSLC: 00:06:53 -> 00:36:35
Outro: 00:36:35 -> end

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