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“There is No Misunderstanding of Our Positions, We Hate Erika” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 1, & RHOBH S12 E18

We are sorry about our Spectrum rant, we couldn’t help it. 

Mention it All:
Bahaha Shannon Beador’s Ex is getting ANOTHER divorce.
We cannot wait for this upcoming season of Winter House!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 1:
About that seating arrangement.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep18:
The Fox Force Fuckups have imploded, all by themselves! (insert laughing emoji)

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:15
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:15 -> 00:18:33
RHOA: 00:18:33 -> 00:48:26
RHOBH: 00:48:26 -> 01:20:22
Outro: 01:20:22 -> End

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“I Keep Staring at Her Ears” - RHOA S14 E17, & RHOBH S12 E17 RHOD Reunion Part 2

Housemates, we are so sorry for being so sporadic with our episodes.  Life has just been a bit crazy for the both of us lately and honestly, some of these franchises (cough RHOBH cough) have just been a tad hard to sit through/talk about.  We promise to resume posting weekly and thank you all for listening and baring with us during this time 

Mention it All:
The new season of RHOP looks so good!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E17:
And finally, we have (well kind of) She by Sheree!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E17:
Aspen continues.. as does our hate for Kyle, Erika & Rinna. 

Real Housewives of Dubai Reunion Part 2:
Ladies.. Where was this all season?!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:35 -> 00:13:13
RHOA: 00:13:13 -> 00:46:00
RHOBH: 00:46:00 -> 01:08:07
RHOD: 01:08:07 -> 01:28:35
Outro: 01:28:35 -> End

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“RIP Ms. Goat” - RHOA S14 E15, & RHOD S1E12

Mention it All:
This will be the last time we speak of Diana.
Schwartz & Raquel?!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E15:
Well that was a trip.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E12:
Season Finale!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:13 -> 00:24:43
RHOA: 00:24:43 -> 00:49:20
RHOD: 00:49:20 -> 01:14:02
Outro: 01:14:02 -> End

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“Mary Poppins of the Homeless & Toothless!” - RHOA S14 E14, RHOBH S12 E15 & RHOD S1E11

Sorry, no Mention it All again. Life has got us both a bit all over the place! It will be back soon.
Also, not an ad for 'How to Build A Sex Room', it's just a good show, ha! 

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E14:
It’s Jamaica ‘mon!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E15:
Truer words have never been spoken, thank you Garcelle.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E11:
<3 You are so incredibly strong, Ayan.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:56
RHOA: 00:06:56 -> 00:31:15
RHOBH: 00:31:15 -> 01:04:01
RHOD: 01:04:01 -> 01:27:43
Outro: 01:27:43 -> End

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“B*tch, We are Worldwide!” - RHOA S14 E13, RHOBH S12 E14 & RHOD S1E10

We are so happy to be back!!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E13:
We love Kandi!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E14:
Melissa Etheridge?!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E10:
Hen trip!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:44
RHOA: 00:06:44 -> 00:33:22
RHOBH: 00:33:22 -> 01:09:53
RHOD: 01:09:53 -> 01:28:22
Outro: 01:28:22 -> End

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“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07

Mention It All:
Tamra is back!
Schwartz was on Scheana’s podcast, thanks reddit!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E10:
We are here for Kenya this season.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E11:
Jamie Lee Curtis, you are too good for RHOBH.  And Kyle, please, PLEASE, go away!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E07:
That wasn’t a wedding dress and Brook’s you are asking for it.

No new episode next week, see you guys the following week! =)

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:36
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:36 -> 00:16:05
RHOA: 00:16:05 -> 00:43:12
RHOBH: 00:43:12 -> 01:06:50
RHOD: 01:06:50 -> 01:33:32
Outro: 01:33:32 -> End

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“Happy Birthday Housemates!” - RHOA S14 E09, RHOBH S12 E10 & RHOD S1E06

Mention It All:
I’m sorry, but I need to rant about 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After.
We don’t want Ultimate Girls Trip 3 if that’s the cast ….

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E09:
We love drunk Kenya!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E10:
At this point we really only watch this for Sutton and Garcelle.

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E06:
At least we had something to talk about.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:57 -> 00:17:25
RHOA: 00:17:25 -> 00:45:43
RHOBH: 00:45:43 -> 01:04:36
RHOD: 01:04:36 -> 01:28:33
Outro: 01:28:33 -> End

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“To Setting a B*tch Straight” - RHOBH S12 E09 & RHOD S1E05

Mention It All:
Bye bye Noella & Dr. Malpractice! Good riddance!
RIP Teresa & Dina’s friendship

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E09:
GO AWAY KYLE!

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E05:
Yes, Phaedra!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:48
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:48 -> 00:15:06
RHOBH: 00:15:06 -> 00:40:22
RHOD: 00:40:22 -> 01:01:53
Outro: 01:01:53 -> End

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“A New Sniper From the Side” - RHOA S14 E08, RHOBH S12 E08

Mention It All:
New racist alert: Lisa Rinna and Diana Jenkins..

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E08:
What is with the Kandi hate?!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E08:
You need a new villain..no we just need you off our screens!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:20:46 -> 00:20:57
RHOA: 00:39:32 -> 00:45:45
RHOBH: 01:02:43 -> 01:15:06
Outro: 01:27:06 -> End

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“What the ACTUAL F***?” - RHOA S14 E07, RHOBH S12 E07 & RHOD S01 E04

We are mad.  We are disappointed. We are frustrated.  We are sad.   We are DEVASTATED.  We cried. Now we are ready to fight. 

We needed to talk about it all and wanted to share that with you.  If you don’t want to listen to our opinions feel free to skip over it, just check the timestamps below. Oh, and probably skip the outro too. ✌️

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E07:
Really Sanya.. Your gold medal?...

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E07:
Do you think Erika was wasted on the boat?

Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E04:
zZzZz... What happened again?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:20:46
RHOA: 00:20:46 -> 00:39:32
RHOBH: 00:39:32 -> 01:02:43
RHOD: 01:02:43 -> 01:27:06
Outro: 01:27:06 -> End

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