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“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09

Have a happy holiday housemates!! We will see you all in the new year! <3 


Mention it All:
Well this past week has been full of Jen Shah news… from counterfeit bags to reunion news.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep10:
Karen…Karen.. What is this live show you are trying to do?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep011:
How do we say…. We don’t care about this black eye situation.

Family Karma S03 Ep06:
Again.. This is not 90’s themed.

Winter House S02 Ep09 - Season Finale :
What a good season!! Jess, we never want to see you again.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:28 -> 00:14:21
RHOP: 00:14:21 -> 00:33:54
RHOSLC: 00:33:54 -> 00:56:16
FAMILY KARMA: 00:56:16 -> 01:11:35
WINTERHOUSE: 01:11:35 -> 01:28:27
Outro: 01:28:27 -> End

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“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08

Mention it All:
Sorry, but I had to talk about Sister Wives and Josh Seiter.
RHOM started and we are pumped!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep09:
… Fully team Candiace.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep010:
What in the unhinged F*** is going on?!

Family Karma S03 Ep05:
Rish… you did it.

Winter House S02 Ep08 :
Pssttt.. Jess.. Your denial is showing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:15:13
RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:37:38
RHOSLC: 00:37:38 -> 00:57:59
FAMILY KARMA: 00:57:59 -> 01:13:39
WINTERHOUSE: 01:13:39 -> 01:38:52
Outro: 01:38:52 -> End

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“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07

Mention it All:
OK RHONY.. We are excited!
We see you Schwartzy ..

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep08:
We cannot be team Wendy or team Mia….

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep09:
A tablespoon of champagne changed the entire trip 

Family Karma S03 Ep04:
You are being very messy Amrit.

Winter House S02 Ep07:
Still awkward..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 -> 00:17:42
RHOP: 00:17:42 -> 00:41:13
RHOSLC: 00:41:13 -> 01:03:38
FAMILY KARMA: 01:03:38 -> 01:23:02
WINTERHOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:47:55
Outro: 01:47:55 -> End

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“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06

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… This new reboot of RHONY has us both a bit worried…
We clocked the Gorga’s TRUE selves at that softball game.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep06:
Peter Thomas.. why are you part of this?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep08:
Pure chaos.

Family Karma S03 Ep02:
Oof.. that speech Vishal.

Winter House S02 Ep06:
THE MOST AWKWARD EPISODE EVER..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:17 -> 00:18:09
RHOP: 00:18:09 -> 00:39:08
RHOSLC: 00:39:08 -> 01:00:51
FAMILY KARMA: 01:00:51 -> 01:12:34
WINTERHOUSE: 01:12:34 -> 01:37:02
Outro: 01:37:02 -> End

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“Spill the Chai” - RHOP S07 E05, RHOSLC S03 E07, Family Karma S03 E01 & Winter House S02 E05

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Porsha… we all know that wasn’t a mistake.
We are HERE for RHONY Legacy!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep05:
Was this “Burn Session” really meant to solve anything?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep07:
Heather, we are ready for our audition!

Family Karma S03 Ep01:
We are so excited for this season!

Winter House S02 Ep05:
Bring the Toms back!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:14
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:14 -> 00:14:37
RHOP: 00:14:37 -> 00:34:17
RHOSLC: 00:34:17 -> 00:55:33
FAMILY KARMA: 00:55:33 -> 01:14:58
WINTERHOUSE: 01:14:58 -> 01:39:27
Outro: 01:39:27 -> End

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“Jax Walked So Craig Could Run … we hate you Craig” - RHOP S07 E04, RHOSLC S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E04 [RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 3]

Mention it All:
Jess went to Vanderpump Cocktail Gardens and now she needs all the goat cheese balls.
Bethenny .. stay out of our lane.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 3:
We are so sorry for missing part 3! Team Kathy always <3.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep04:
Field day.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep06:
You are a 52 year old man who created a finsta account to troll someone.. Really?..

Winter House S02 Ep04:
Craig….. We hate you. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:17 -> 00:16:20
RHOBH: 00:16:20 -> 00:25:03
RHOP: 00:25:03 -> 00:45:19
RHOSLC: 00:45:19 -> 01:07:36
WINTERHOUSE: 01:07:36 -> 01:36:19
Outro: 01:36:19 -> End

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“You Gotta Stop Kyle” - RHOP S07 E02, RHOBH S12 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E02

Mention it All:
We went to BRAVOCON and we made so many new friends and great memories. <3 

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep02:
It is so nice to have these ladies back on our screens, but Gizelle.. You are MESSY.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Reunion Part 2:
You come for Garcelle, you come for us.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep04:
Heather we love you!

Winter House S02 Ep02:
Craig….. We hate you.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:10 -> 00:27:16
RHOP: 00:27:16 -> 00:50:10
RHOBH: 00:50:10 -> 01:12:42
RHOSLC: 01:12:42 -> 01:31:55
WINTERHOUSE: 01:31:55 -> 01:54:33
Outro: 01:54:33 -> End

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“Tie or Bowtie?” - RHOBH S12 E21, & RHOSLC S03 E02

Mention it All:
Could Real Housewives of Dallas be in our future?!
This RHOBH Reunion…. Oh.my.god. We love you Kathy! 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep21:
The DOWNFALL of the FFF.. and WE LOVE IT!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep02:
Yes, Yes, Yes we love this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:09
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:09 -> 00:21:00
RHOBH: 00:21:00 -> 00:56:08
RHOSLC: 00:56:08 -> 01:31:13
Outro: 01:31:13 -> End

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“It’s Just Another Sister” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S12 E20, & RHOSLC S03 E01

Our equipment test was just too good not to share! And our apologies for such a long episode, we got excited for RHOSLC. 

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We were sorry to see you go Teresa.  You had our vote!
Could the tea be true? Is there trouble in the OC?

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 3:
This did NOT NEED to happen..

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep20:
Shit of it all.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep02:
We are way too excited for this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:51
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:51 -> 00:16:49
RHOA: 00:16:49 -> 00:39:09
RHOBH: 00:39:09 -> 01:16:02
RHOSLC: 01:16:02 -> 01:54:14
Outro: 01:54:14 -> End

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“Lisa Rinna = Camel Toe” - RHOA S14 Reunion Part 2, & RHOBH S12 E19 

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Lisa Rinna.. Really… $2.1 million?!
We are rooting for you Teresa! #voteteresa

Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 Reunion Part 2:
Snore.. What was happening again?

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 Ep19:
Team Kathy all the way!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:03:31
MENTION IT ALL: 00:03:31 -> 00:11:40
RHOA: 00:11:40 -> 00:34:45
RHOBH: 00:34:45 -> 01:04:23
Outro: 01:04:23 -> End

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