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“That F*king F*ker is at Fault”  - VPR REUNION PART 1

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 1:
Every reunion after this needs to be uncensored, this is amazing.
We have lots of opinions.. One being, keep Rachel in the trailer.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:09
VPR: 00:05:09 -> End

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“Everyone Makes their Own Sandwiches”  - RHOA S15 E02, RHONJ S13 E15, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E14

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep15:
Melissa VS Teresa .. yet again. 

Summer House S07 Ep14:
Things are more fun without Lindsay and Carl.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep02:
You should never activate Kenya.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:11
RHONJ: 00:09:11 -> 00:30:18
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:30:18 -> 00:45:44
RHOA: 00:45:44 -> 00:58:02
Outro:  00:58:02 -> End

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“#TEAMARIANA”  - VPR S10 E15

#Scandoval needed it’s own episode, we think you understand. 
Our RHOA, RHONJ and Summer House recap will be up shortly!

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So this is why Rachel is hiding…
Wait.. did Darcey (Darcey & Stacey/90 Day Fiance) sleep with Sandoval?!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep15:
We have collectively watched this episode more times than we can count. 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:08
VPR: 00:07:08 -> End

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“Poo Poo Heads”  - RHOA S15 E01, RHONJ S13 E14, VPR S10 E14, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E13

Mention it All:
THIS REUNION TRAILER IS EVERYTHING.
Oh and Kim Zolciak is getting divorced.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep01:
Welcome back ladies! BOP BOP BOP

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep14:
Okay Louie.

Summer House S07 Ep13:
Danielle… Danielle.. You are making a fool of yourself.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep14:
THIS EPISODE!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:47
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:47 -> 00:32:06
RHOA: 00:32:06 -> 00:42:25
RHONJ: 00:42:25 -> 00:56:49
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:56:49 -> 01:08:30
VPR: 01:08:30 -> 01:45:20
Outro:  01:45:20 -> End

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“Stop Saying Dip Out You Dip Sh*t!”  - RHONJ S13 E13, VPR S10 E13, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E12

Mention it All:
Sandoval is really leaning into his villain phase.
Is Erika Jayne anything without Lisa Rinna?

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep13:
We see you Louie. 

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep13:
It is so PAINFULLY obvious.

Summer House S07 Ep12:
We love Rachel, Andrea and Lexi!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:21 -> 00:15:51
RHONJ: 00:15:51 -> 00:34:37
VPR: 00:34:37 -> 00:55:53
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:55:53 -> 01:15:03
Outro:  01:15:03 -> End

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“White House Correspondents B*tch”  - RHONJ S13 E12, VPR S10 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E11

Mention it All:
Brandi Glanville.. Please put your phone down.
About that RHOC trailer..

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep12:
A hen party doesn’t mean a LITERAL HEN party.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep12:
Are we really supposed to believe that no one knows about Sandoval and Rachel

Summer House S07 Ep11:
Other than Lindsay, this was a good episode.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:08
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:08 -> 00:18:13
RHONJ: 00:18:13 -> 00:35:13
VPR: 00:35:13 -> 01:00:49
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:00:49 -> 01:20:26
Outro:  01:20:26 -> End

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“You’re a Boogawolf”  - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10

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Could RHONY be in our future?
Sorry, but Jess has to rant about Love Is Blind.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep11:
The ladies are in Ireland!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep11:
Both Toms are gross, that is all.

Summer House S07 Ep10:
Kyle’s birthday has lasted 3 EPISODES! ..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:28 -> 00:21:20
RHONJ: 00:21:20 -> 00:44:37
VPR: 00:44:37 -> 01:23:02
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:36:13
Outro:  01:36:13 -> End

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“I’m Not Zen Anymore”  - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08

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YESS we are getting our RHONY “Ultimate Girl’s Trip”.
Robert listened to Jax and Brittany’s podcast so you don’t have to.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep09:
Jersey is nothing without Teresa, tell us not.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep09:
We see you Scumdoval and Rachel!

Summer House S07 Ep08:
We tried to like Chris.. But at this point, give us Alex..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:00
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:00 -> 00:26:22
RHONJ: 00:26:22 -> 00:44:44
VPR: 00:44:44 -> 01:02:54
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:54 -> 01:23:29
Outro:  01:23:29 -> End

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“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole”  - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07

Mention it All:
We listened to Scheana’s podcast and she spilled the tea!
This season of Love is Blind is just too crazy NOT to talk about.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep08:
Margaret is just a mean girl.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep08:
At this point we just want the last episode and the reunion.

Summer House S07 Ep07:
At least they went to the club as a group… that still feels like Summer House..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:02
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:02 -> 00:25:59
RHONJ: 00:25:59 -> 00:59:58
VPR: 00:59:58 -> 01:14:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:14:38 -> 01:29:15
Outro:  01:29:15 -> End

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“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It”  - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06

Mention it All:
There was too much not to cover.
We think it was Schwartz who got into an altercation, what do you think?
Ultimate Girls Trip 3 started and WE ARE EXCITED!
Denise Richards is back baby!!!!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep07:
Margaret.. Your tagline is you make a better friend than enemy.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep07:
Ugh Rachel and Scumdoval ..

Summer House S07 Ep06:
Thank god for the dogs.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:22 -> 00:30:11
RHONJ: 00:30:11 -> 01:01:31
VPR: 01:01:31 -> 01:25:01
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:25:01 -> 01:39:05
Outro: 01:39:05 -> End

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