The Real HouseMATES of New York

Send us Fan Mail

“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run”  - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05

OMG Housemates, this is our 100th episode! We cannot say thank you enough for all of the support and we can’t wait to bring you hundreds more. =)

Mention it All:
Thanks a lot Jill Zarin.. Way to ruin RHONY Legacy for everyone.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep06:
Time to play ball!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep06:
Rachel and Scumdoval.. You both just get worse and worse. 

Summer House S07 Ep05:
Pure and utter chaos.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:57 -> 00:18:05
RHONJ: 00:18:05 -> 00:43:55
VPR: 00:43:55 -> 01:15:59
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:15:59 -> 01:31:12
Outro: 01:31:12 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Treating Her like a Baby is an Insult to Babies”  - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04

Mention it All:
The #Scandoval continues..

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep05:
Margaret VS Jen Adien

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep05:
Getting through this is so hard knowing what we know… cough cough Scumdoval & Rachel.

Summer House S07 Ep04:
ANDREA!!! <3

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:05
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:05 -> 00:18:12
RHONJ: 00:18:12 -> 00:34:14
VPR: 00:34:14 -> 01:02:18
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:18 -> 01:24:43
Outro: 01:24:43 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ”  - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03

Mention it All:
No mention it all this episode.  Sorry guys, the Tom and Raquel news just took over our lives.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep04:
Jen Fessler is our new favorite.

Summer House S07 Ep03:
Now this feels like Summer House!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHONJ: 00:01:10 -> 00:20:57
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:20:57 -> 00:50:17
Outro: 00:50:17 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04

The Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss news dropped the day we recorded, so we felt we needed to do a VPR ONLY episode.  We had to dive into our feelings and all of the details that came out.  To say we are disappointed is an understatement, we DESPISE YOU BOTH! #TeamAriana

Our RHONJ and Summer House Recap will be out soon! 

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep04:
There aren’t even words to describe how awful you both truly are. 
Enjoy some Schwartz and Sandy’s Yelp Reviews at the end.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:23:30
VPR: 00:23:30 -> 00:54:49
Outro: 00:54:49 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02

Mention it All:
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep03:
Is Luis the Gorga whisperer?

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep03:
It is time to start getting mad at Schwartz.

Summer House S07 Ep02:
Kyle vs. Carl.. the fight we never wanted.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:38 -> 00:16:13
RHONJ: 00:16:13 -> 00:40:43
VPR: 00:40:43 -> 01:05:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:05:07 -> 01:28:49
Outro: 01:28:49 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01

Mention it All:
Jen Shah is officially in prison!
Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is in for foreclosure.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep02:
Forever team Dolores.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep02:
Two words- Schwartz & Sandys.

Summer House S07 Ep01:
Why did we need to start this season with Lindsay and Carl?  Why are they even still on this show?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:20
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:20 -> 00:17:43
RHONJ: 00:17:43 -> 00:45:11
VPR: 00:45:11 -> 01:12:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:12:38 -> 01:35:53
Outro: 01:35:53 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01

Mention it All:
Is anyone else excited for this new reality show with JUST villains, or is it just us?
Jacqueline and Teresa?!?!?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep16:
WTF was that wedding Robyn?!?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep01:
Wow, this is growth Teresa!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep01:
We are SOOO EXCITED FOR THIS SEASON!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:30
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:30 -> 00:17:50
RHOP: 00:17:50 -> 00:45:09
RHONJ: 00:45:09 -> 01:12:22
VPR: 01:12:22 -> 01:39:32
Outro: 01:39:32 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2

Mention it All:
SOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ON!
Robyn Dixon.. You stupid fucked up..
Brandi Galnville Vs. Caroline Manzo … who’s side are you on?

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep15:
This HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST EPISODE, all thanks to Ms. Robyn Dixon.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Part 2:
….. I need a long break after this.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:18:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:18:21 -> 00:39:00
RHOP: 00:39:00 -> 01:04:11
RHOSLC: 01:04:11 -> 01:27:43
Outro: 01:27:43 -> End

Buzzsprout Sign up link!
https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1801338

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014

Mention it All:
In honor of the Vanderpump Rules and Summer House trailers we have some tea.
Did someone say Alex McCord on UGT?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep13:
What in the geriatric fight is this?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep014:
This.was.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:17 -> 00:18:55
RHOP: 00:18:55 -> 00:44:55
RHOSLC: 00:44:55 -> 00:58:44
Outro: 00:58:44 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates! 

Send us Fan Mail

“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!!!

Mention it All:
Well we made it, Jen Shah’s sentencing… and we have thoughts.
Ding Dong the witch is gone! LVP couldn’t of said it better. 

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep12:
Who is this Deborah and why is she here?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep013:
STOP WITH THE BLACK EYE!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:27
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:27 -> 00:30:46
RHOP: 00:30:46 -> 00:55:59
RHOSLC: 00:55:59 -> 01:28:32
Outro: 01:28:32 -> End

Support the show

SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! 

Want to use Buzzsprout for your ideas? Use our link!

Make sure to follow us on:
Instagram   |  Youtube  |  Tiktok

And keep an eye out on therealhousemates.nyc for fun updates!