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“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up”  - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01

Mention it all:
Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
Graham should have always been with James and Ally.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep10:
If the women don’t care, how are we supposed to care?

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep07:
Can Fancy Pants really be THIS oblivious?

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep03:
THIS is everything we have needed. 

Real Housewives of New York S12 E01:
OHHH IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK AT HOME!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:13 -> 00:16:22
RHOA: 00:16:22 -> 00:29:04
RHOC: 00:29:04 -> 00:51:27
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:51:27 -> 01:03:20
RHONY: 01:03:20 -> 01:32:58
F*MARRYKILL: 01:32:58 -> END

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“IMDB aka STFU”  - RHOC S17 E05

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So much has happened in the Bravoverse last week.. We had to do a deep dive.

• Ariana is going to be on DWTS. 
• Kim and Kroy aren’t getting divorced? 
• Sandoval pulled out of Schwartz and Sandy’s?
• The Kyle and Maurico of it all.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep05:
Watching ‘fancy pants’ shovel literal sh*t was amazing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:33
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:33 -> 00:38:07
RHOC: 00:38:07 -> 01:03:24
F*MARRYKILL: 01:03:24 -> END

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“Too Vagina”  - RHOC S17 E04, RHOA S15 E08

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Jess is watching Stars on Mars and Robert updates us on Kim Zolciaks Target debt.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep08:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep04:
Heather..Heather..Heather..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:02
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:02 -> 00:24:49
RHOA: 00:24:49 -> 00:46:52
RHOC: 00:46:52 -> 01:05:19
F*MARRYKILL: 01:05:19 -> END

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“So Long CUT”  - RHOC S17 E03, RHOA S15 E07

Mention it all:
We went to the live Leah McSweeny Show ft. Heather Gay! <3  

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep07:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep03:
We see you Jenn.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:15:49
MENTION IT ALL: 00:15:49 -> 00:29:47
RHOA: 00:29:47 -> 00:50:41
RHOC: 00:50:41 -> 01:11:56
F*MARRYKILL: 01:11:56 -> END

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“Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp”  - RHOC S17 E02, RHOA S15 E06, RHONJ REUNION PART 3, VPR SECRETS REVEALED

Vanderpump Rules Secrets Revealed:
We couldn’t NOT watch it.

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 3:
Thank god this is over, we don’t know how much more we could take.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep06:
We need Atlanta to be better.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep02:
Time to Flamingle.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:54
VPR: 00:09:54 -> 00:24:28
RHONJ: 00:24:28 -> 00:59:58
RHOA: 00:59:58 -> 01:19:51
RHOC: 01:19:51 -> 01:44:35
Outro:  01:44:35 -> End

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“A Dog’s Mouth is NOT Clean”  - RHOC S17 E01, RHOA S15 E05, RHONJ REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE REUNION PART 2

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
We are SO TIRED OF THIS MELISSA VS TERESA.

Summer House S07 Reunion Part 2:
We can’t lie, watching Carl and Kyle make up made us emotional.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep05:
Is anything even happening?

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep01:
Tamara is back!!!!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:30
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:30 -> 00:17:08
RHONJ: 00:17:08 -> 00:34:34
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:34:34 -> 00:51:43
RHOA: 00:51:43 -> 01:06:19
RHOC: 01:06:19 -> 01:25:37
Outro:  01:25:37 -> End

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“Diabolical, Demented, Disgusting, Subhuman ”  - VPR REUNION PART 3

We have a new housemate that joined the family - Welcome Olivia! Olivia has had to listen to Jess talk about VPR so much that she decided to watch it for herself.  She started with the reunion, had some thoughts, and HAD to join the recap.

Intro:
Olivia is watching Grey’s Anatomy for the first time, so please bear with the small Grey’s chat.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 3:
#Scandoval concludes and what a finale that was!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:10
VPR:  00:10:10 -> End

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“YELP SAYS WE ARE 9.6”  - RHOA S15 E04, RHONJ REUNION PART 1, SUMMER HOUSE S07 REUNION PART 1

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 1:
Here we go.. Melissa vs. Teresa.

Summer House S07 Reunion Part 1:
Lindsay vs. Danielle

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep04:
At this point it isn’t even fair that Atlanta had to compete with #scandoval, Summer House reunion and the New Jersey reunion.. They had no shot.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:31
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:31 -> 00:18:34
RHONJ: 00:18:34 -> 00:45:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:45:07 -> 00:57:00
RHOA: 00:57:00 -> 01:16:03
Outro:  01:16:03 -> End

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“You can speak to the side of my head.”  - VPR REUNION PART 2 .. aka Scandoval part 2

Vanderpump Rules S10 Reunion Part 2:
Let the #Scandoval continue…
We can see right through you both Scumdoval and Ratchel.
 
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:52
VPR:  00:08:52 -> End

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“The Higher the Hair the Bigger the Drama”  - RHOA S15 E03, RHONJ TERESA’S WEDDING SPECIAL, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E15

Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa’s Wedding Special:
“The higher the hair, the closer to God.”

Summer House S07 Ep15:
Well that was.. a season.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep03:
Yes! We love seeing Candiace do her thing!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:38 -> 00:11:22
RHONJ: 00:11:22 -> 00:34:45
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:34:45 -> 00:45:12
RHOA: 00:45:12 -> 01:03:43
Outro:  01:03:43 -> End

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