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“We are the QUEENS of the Group”  - RHOBH S13 E16 & VPR S11 E03

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SPOILERS!! Traitors & Love is Blind

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E16:
Korbel & diamonds 

Vanderpump Rules S11 E03:
Sober curious isn’t a thing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:13:18
MENTION IT ALL : 00:13:18 -> 00:29:39
RHOBH: 00:29:39 -> 00:48:19
VPR: 00:48:19 -> 01:08:17
F*MARRYKILL: 01:08:17 -> END

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“Don’t Sign the Pope’s Document 💃”  - RHOBH S13 E15, RHOP S08 E012 & VPR S11 E02

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Robert continues to chat about Traitors.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E12:
WTF is GNA and who thought this was a good idea.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E15:
💃💃💃💃

Vanderpump Rules S11 E02:
Ally tell us our birth charts!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:07
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:07 -> 00:19:33
RHOP: 00:19:33 -> 00:33:48
RHOBH: 00:33:48 -> 00:45:56
VPR: 00:45:56 -> 01:10:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:10:06 -> END

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“Powerful Moment with Powerful Women”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S13 E12, & RHOP S08 E09

*Trigger warning* Sensitive topics relating to SA (sexual assault) are mentioned in this episode.  Please skip our RHOP recap if this is something you cannot listen to - we understand. <3

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, help is available.
Call someone who can help at 800-656-4673 or chat online at online.rainn.org

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Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E09:
The Pave event

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 2:
Mary and Monica..

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E12:
Kyle def hates Mo.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:11:43
MENTION IT ALL : 00:11:43 -> 00:21:03
RHOP: 00:21:03 -> 00:41:25
RHOSLC: 00:41:25 -> 01:01:58
RHOBH: 01:01:58 -> 01:30:06
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:06 -> END

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“The Return of the Gnat”  - RHOSLC S04 Reunion Part 1, RHOBH S13 E11, & RHOP S08 E08

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Robert is watching Traitors and has some thoughts .. **WARNING THERE ARE SPOILERS**

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 Reunion Part 1:
Wow, we both forgot half of this even happened.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E11:
Mo is a piece of shit.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E08:
**yawn**

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:16:36
MENTION IT ALL : 00:16:36 -> 00:33:06
RHOSLC: 00:33:06 -> 00:54:28
RHOBH: 00:54:28 -> 01:26:52
RHOP: 01:26:52 -> 01:37:00
F*MARRYKILL: 01:37:00 -> END

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“Belly Button to Backside”  - RHOSLC S04 E16, RHOBH S13 E10. & RHOP S08 E07

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!

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Ultimate Girls Trip & the Tres Amigas are over?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E16:
WHAT A FINALE.. Reality Von (Tea)se

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E10:
Dorit is back to Dorito

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E07:
Chicken shit bingo

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:36
MENTION IT ALL : 00:09:36 -> 00:22:08
RHOSLC: 00:22:08 -> 00:49:25
RHOBH: 00:49:25 -> 01:22:47
RHOP: 01:22:47 -> 01:30:58
F*MARRYKILL: 01:30:58 -> END

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“I’m Bored”  - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06

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We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Don’t come for Meredith.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!

Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E06:
Who knew we’d find out so much about these ladies ….

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:19
MENTION IT ALL : 00:07:19 -> 00:16:53
RHOSLC: 00:16:53 -> 00:34:29
RHOBH: 00:34:29 -> 00:53:28
WINTER HOUSE: 00:53:28 -> 00:59:27
RHOP: 00:59:27 -> 01:19:07
F*MARRYKILL: 01:19:07 -> END

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“I’m Sorry, You’re Welcome”  - RHOSLC S04 E13, RHOBH S13 E07, Winter House S03 E07 & RHOP S08 E05

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Ariana placed 3rd on DWTS and Paris in Love is good?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E13:
Someone give Meredith a bathtub!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E07:
Between Denise and Sutton smoking a joint at the table, this was :chef’s kiss:

Winter House S03 E07:
Danielle this is embarrassing.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E05:
Someone make this good.. please!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:10
MENTION IT ALL : 00:12:10 -> 00:20:14
RHOSLC: 00:20:14 -> 00:36:13
RHOBH: 00:36:13 -> 00:51:53
WINTER HOUSE: 00:51:53 -> 00:59:02
RHOP: 00:59:02 -> 01:14:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:14:35 -> END

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“In Denial”  - RHOSLC S04 E12, RHOBH S13 E06, Winter House S03 E06 & RHOP S08 E04

We are so sorry for the delay, we are back!!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E12:
We are so sorry for your loss Whiteny.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E06:
Can we join this weed dinner?

Winter House S03 E06:
No more Schwartz.. PLEASE.

Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E04:
Pickle Ball….

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:02
RHOSLC: 00:12:02 -> 00:34:07
RHOBH: 00:34:07 -> 00:56:03
WINTER HOUSE: 00:56:03 -> 01:06:18
RHOP: 01:06:18 -> 01:17:53
F*MARRYKILL: 01:17:53 -> END

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“Someone’s Going to Backhand You”  - RHONY S14 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S04 E08, RHOBH S13 E02, & Winter House S03 E02

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We are having some BravoCon Fomo. 

Real Housewives of New York Reunion S14 Part 1:
Thank god this is over.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E08:
Monica’s mom is something else…

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E02:
This is giving everything we want and need.

Winter House S03 E02:
Alex = ick, Brian = cringe, and that is all.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:24
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:24 -> 00:17:47
RHONY: 00:17:47 -> 00:33:34
RHOSLC: 00:33:34 -> 00:56:14
RHOBH: 00:56:14 -> 01:19:51
WINTER HOUSE: 01:19:51 -> 01:40:10
F*MARRYKILL: 01:40:10 -> END

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“Slapped by a Thousand Dicks”  - RHONY S14 E14 & RHOSLC S04 E07

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House of Villains .. Oh Jax

Real Housewives of New York S12 E14:
Well Jenna you are still our number one, and Sai .. well just, sigh.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E07:
That bunny was terrifying.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:12:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:13 -> 00:20:54
RHONY: 00:20:54 -> 00:43:06
RHOSLC: 00:43:06 -> 00:59:11
F*MARRYKILL: 00:59:11 -> END

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