The Real HouseMATES of New York

By Jessica & Robert

Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other pro... more

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The podcast currently has 164 episodes available.

The Real HouseMATES of New York episodes:

April 24, 2023 “You’re a Boogawolf” - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10
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“You’re a Boogawolf” - RHONJ S13 E11, VPR S10 E11, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E10

Mention it All:
Could RHONY be in our future?
Sorry, but Jess has to rant about Love Is Blind.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep11:
The ladies are in Ireland!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep11:
Both Toms are gross, that is all.

Summer House S07 Ep10:
Kyle’s birthday has lasted 3 EPISODES! ..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:28 -> 00:21:20
RHONJ: 00:21:20 -> 00:44:37
VPR: 00:44:37 -> 01:23:02
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:36:13
Outro: 01:36:13 -> End
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1h 42min
April 11, 2023 “I’m Not Zen Anymore” - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08
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“I’m Not Zen Anymore” - RHONJ S13 E09, VPR S10 E09, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E08

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YESS we are getting our RHONY “Ultimate Girl’s Trip”.
Robert listened to Jax and Brittany’s podcast so you don’t have to.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep09:
Jersey is nothing without Teresa, tell us not.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep09:
We see you Scumdoval and Rachel!

Summer House S07 Ep08:
We tried to like Chris.. But at this point, give us Alex..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:00
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:00 -> 00:26:22
RHONJ: 00:26:22 -> 00:44:44
VPR: 00:44:44 -> 01:02:54
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:54 -> 01:23:29
Outro: 01:23:29 -> End

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1h 29min
April 03, 2023 “Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole” - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07
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“Making a Mountain into a Mole Hole” - RHONJ S13 E08, VPR S10 E08, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E07

Mention it All:
We listened to Scheana’s podcast and she spilled the tea!
This season of Love is Blind is just too crazy NOT to talk about.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep08:
Margaret is just a mean girl.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep08:
At this point we just want the last episode and the reunion.

Summer House S07 Ep07:
At least they went to the club as a group… that still feels like Summer House..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:14:02
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:02 -> 00:25:59
RHONJ: 00:25:59 -> 00:59:58
VPR: 00:59:58 -> 01:14:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:14:38 -> 01:29:15
Outro: 01:29:15 -> End

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1h 35min
March 27, 2023 “Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It” - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06
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“Put a Thought Together, I Know You Dan Do It” - RHONJ S13 E07, VPR S10 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E06

Mention it All:
There was too much not to cover.
We think it was Schwartz who got into an altercation, what do you think?
Ultimate Girls Trip 3 started and WE ARE EXCITED!
Denise Richards is back baby!!!!!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep07:
Margaret.. Your tagline is you make a better friend than enemy.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep07:
Ugh Rachel and Scumdoval ..

Summer House S07 Ep06:
Thank god for the dogs.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:22 -> 00:30:11
RHONJ: 00:30:11 -> 01:01:31
VPR: 01:01:31 -> 01:25:01
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:25:01 -> 01:39:05
Outro: 01:39:05 -> End

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1h 45min
March 20, 2023 “What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run” - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05
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“What Doesn’t Kill Me Better Run” - RHONJ S13 E06, VPR S10 E06, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E05

OMG Housemates, this is our 100th episode! We cannot say thank you enough for all of the support and we can’t wait to bring you hundreds more. =)

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Thanks a lot Jill Zarin.. Way to ruin RHONY Legacy for everyone.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep06:
Time to play ball!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep06:
Rachel and Scumdoval.. You both just get worse and worse.

Summer House S07 Ep05:
Pure and utter chaos.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:57 -> 00:18:05
RHONJ: 00:18:05 -> 00:43:55
VPR: 00:43:55 -> 01:15:59
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:15:59 -> 01:31:12
Outro: 01:31:12 -> End

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1h 37min
March 13, 2023 “Treating Her Like a Baby is an Insult to Babies” - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04
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“Treating Her like a Baby is an Insult to Babies” - RHONJ S13 E05, VPR S10 E05, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E04

Mention it All:
The #Scandoval continues..

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep05:
Margaret VS Jen Adien

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep05:
Getting through this is so hard knowing what we know… cough cough Scumdoval & Rachel.

Summer House S07 Ep04:
ANDREA!!! <3

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:05
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:05 -> 00:18:12
RHONJ: 00:18:12 -> 00:34:14
VPR: 00:34:14 -> 01:02:18
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:02:18 -> 01:24:43
Outro: 01:24:43 -> End
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1h 29min
March 07, 2023 “Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ” - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03
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“Jenn Fessler DOESN’T Share Food! ” - RHONJ S13 E04, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E03

Mention it All:
No mention it all this episode. Sorry guys, the Tom and Raquel news just took over our lives.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep04:
Jen Fessler is our new favorite.

Summer House S07 Ep03:
Now this feels like Summer House!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:01:10
RHONJ: 00:01:10 -> 00:20:57
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:20:57 -> 00:50:17
Outro: 00:50:17 -> End
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56min
March 05, 2023 “Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04
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“Bambi Eyed Bi*ch” - VPR S10 E04
The Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss news dropped the day we recorded, so we felt we needed to do a VPR ONLY episode. We had to dive into our feelings and all of the details that came out. To say we are disappointed is an understatement, we DESPISE YOU BOTH! #TeamAriana
Our RHONJ and Summer House Recap will be out soon!
Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep04:
There aren’t even words to describe how awful you both truly are.
Enjoy some Schwartz and Sandy’s Yelp Reviews at the end.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:23:30
VPR: 00:23:30 -> 00:54:49
Outro: 00:54:49 -> End
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February 27, 2023 “Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02
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“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02

Mention it All:
Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep03:
Is Luis the Gorga whisperer?

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep03:
It is time to start getting mad at Schwartz.

Summer House S07 Ep02:
Kyle vs. Carl.. the fight we never wanted.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:38 -> 00:16:13
RHONJ: 00:16:13 -> 00:40:43
VPR: 00:40:43 -> 01:05:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:05:07 -> 01:28:49
Outro: 01:28:49 -> End
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1h 34min
February 21, 2023 “Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01
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“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01

Mention it All:
Jen Shah is officially in prison!
Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is in for foreclosure.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep02:
Forever team Dolores.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep02:
Two words- Schwartz & Sandys.

Summer House S07 Ep01:
Why did we need to start this season with Lindsay and Carl? Why are they even still on this show?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:20
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:20 -> 00:17:43
RHONJ: 00:17:43 -> 00:45:11
VPR: 00:45:11 -> 01:12:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:12:38 -> 01:35:53
Outro: 01:35:53 -> End
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1h 42min

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How many episodes does The Real HouseMATES of New York have?

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