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“Uhh it’s Salad” - RHONJ S13 E03, VPR S10 E03, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E02

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Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 trailer dropped and we have thoughts!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep03:
Is Luis the Gorga whisperer?

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep03:
It is time to start getting mad at Schwartz.

Summer House S07 Ep02:
Kyle vs. Carl.. the fight we never wanted.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:38
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:38 -> 00:16:13
RHONJ: 00:16:13 -> 00:40:43
VPR: 00:40:43 -> 01:05:07
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:05:07 -> 01:28:49
Outro: 01:28:49 -> End

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“Who Can’t Fight Touching Cheese?” - RHONJ S13 E02, VPR S10 E02, SUMMER HOUSE S07 E01

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Jen Shah is officially in prison!
Clearly Kim was tardy to her party.. Her mansion is in for foreclosure.

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep02:
Forever team Dolores.

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep02:
Two words- Schwartz & Sandys.

Summer House S07 Ep01:
Why did we need to start this season with Lindsay and Carl?  Why are they even still on this show?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:08:20
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:20 -> 00:17:43
RHONJ: 00:17:43 -> 00:45:11
VPR: 00:45:11 -> 01:12:38
SUMMER HOUSE: 01:12:38 -> 01:35:53
Outro: 01:35:53 -> End

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“The Year of Burning Bridges” - RHOP S07 E16, RHONJ S13 E01, VPR S10 E01

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Is anyone else excited for this new reality show with JUST villains, or is it just us?
Jacqueline and Teresa?!?!?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep16:
WTF was that wedding Robyn?!?!

Real Housewives of New Jersey S13 Ep01:
Wow, this is growth Teresa!

Vanderpump Rules S10 Ep01:
We are SOOO EXCITED FOR THIS SEASON!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:30
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:30 -> 00:17:50
RHOP: 00:17:50 -> 00:45:09
RHONJ: 00:45:09 -> 01:12:22
VPR: 01:12:22 -> 01:39:32
Outro: 01:39:32 -> End

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“Old Cookie Monster Ass Bitch” - RHOP S07 E15, RHOSLC S03 Reunion Part 2

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SOO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE WE HAVE BEEN ON!
Robyn Dixon.. You stupid fucked up..
Brandi Galnville Vs. Caroline Manzo … who’s side are you on?

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep15:
This HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST EPISODE, all thanks to Ms. Robyn Dixon.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Part 2:
….. I need a long break after this.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:18:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:18:21 -> 00:39:00
RHOP: 00:39:00 -> 01:04:11
RHOSLC: 01:04:11 -> 01:27:43
Outro: 01:27:43 -> End

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“Key to World Peace, Vibrators” - RHOP S07 E13, RHOSLC S03 E014

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In honor of the Vanderpump Rules and Summer House trailers we have some tea.
Did someone say Alex McCord on UGT?!?!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep13:
What in the geriatric fight is this?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep014:
This.was.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:17 -> 00:18:55
RHOP: 00:18:55 -> 00:44:55
RHOSLC: 00:44:55 -> 00:58:44
Outro: 00:58:44 -> End

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“6.5 Years? No Ma’am!” - RHOP S07 E12, RHOSLC S03 E013

HAPPY NEW YEAR HOUSEMATES!!!

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Well we made it, Jen Shah’s sentencing… and we have thoughts.
Ding Dong the witch is gone! LVP couldn’t of said it better. 

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep12:
Who is this Deborah and why is she here?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep013:
STOP WITH THE BLACK EYE!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:27
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:27 -> 00:30:46
RHOP: 00:30:46 -> 00:55:59
RHOSLC: 00:55:59 -> 01:28:32
Outro: 01:28:32 -> End

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“Please NEVER Come Back Onto Our Screens.. Jess” - RHOP S07 E10, RHOSLC S03 E011, Family Karma S03 E06 & Winter House S02 E09

Have a happy holiday housemates!! We will see you all in the new year! <3 


Mention it All:
Well this past week has been full of Jen Shah news… from counterfeit bags to reunion news.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep10:
Karen…Karen.. What is this live show you are trying to do?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep011:
How do we say…. We don’t care about this black eye situation.

Family Karma S03 Ep06:
Again.. This is not 90’s themed.

Winter House S02 Ep09 - Season Finale :
What a good season!! Jess, we never want to see you again.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:28 -> 00:14:21
RHOP: 00:14:21 -> 00:33:54
RHOSLC: 00:33:54 -> 00:56:16
FAMILY KARMA: 00:56:16 -> 01:11:35
WINTERHOUSE: 01:11:35 -> 01:28:27
Outro: 01:28:27 -> End

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“Deminimizing” - RHOP S07 E09, RHOSLC S03 E010, Family Karma S03 E05 & Winter House S02 E08

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Sorry, but I had to talk about Sister Wives and Josh Seiter.
RHOM started and we are pumped!

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep09:
… Fully team Candiace.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep010:
What in the unhinged F*** is going on?!

Family Karma S03 Ep05:
Rish… you did it.

Winter House S02 Ep08 :
Pssttt.. Jess.. Your denial is showing.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:15:13
RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:37:38
RHOSLC: 00:37:38 -> 00:57:59
FAMILY KARMA: 00:57:59 -> 01:13:39
WINTERHOUSE: 01:13:39 -> 01:38:52
Outro: 01:38:52 -> End

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“Austen Has No Balls” - RHOP S07 E08, RHOSLC S03 E09, Family Karma S03 E04 & Winter House S02 E07

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OK RHONY.. We are excited!
We see you Schwartzy ..

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep08:
We cannot be team Wendy or team Mia….

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep09:
A tablespoon of champagne changed the entire trip 

Family Karma S03 Ep04:
You are being very messy Amrit.

Winter House S02 Ep07:
Still awkward..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 -> 00:17:42
RHOP: 00:17:42 -> 00:41:13
RHOSLC: 00:41:13 -> 01:03:38
FAMILY KARMA: 01:03:38 -> 01:23:02
WINTERHOUSE: 01:23:02 -> 01:47:55
Outro: 01:47:55 -> End

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“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06

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… This new reboot of RHONY has us both a bit worried…
We clocked the Gorga’s TRUE selves at that softball game.

Real Housewives of Potomac S07 Ep06:
Peter Thomas.. why are you part of this?!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S03 Ep08:
Pure chaos.

Family Karma S03 Ep02:
Oof.. that speech Vishal.

Winter House S02 Ep06:
THE MOST AWKWARD EPISODE EVER..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:17
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:17 -> 00:18:09
RHOP: 00:18:09 -> 00:39:08
RHOSLC: 00:39:08 -> 01:00:51
FAMILY KARMA: 01:00:51 -> 01:12:34
WINTERHOUSE: 01:12:34 -> 01:37:02
Outro: 01:37:02 -> End

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