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“No Dirty Here”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E13 & RHOSLC S04 E06

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House of Villains and Southern Charm.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 2:
This actually ended nicely.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E13:
Sigh and Erin are just mean girls.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E06:
Nevermind, Mary Cosby is not, and will never be our favorite.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:35 -> 00:20:24
RHOC: 00:20:24 -> 00:40:42
RHONY: 00:40:42 -> 00:59:02
RHOSLC: 00:59:02 -> 01:23:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:35 -> END

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“Zara and Steve Madden”  - RHOC S17 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E12 & RHOSLC S04 E05

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We need to talk about the RHOBH and RHOP trailers!

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Reunion Part 1:
Yes, bring it Jen and Gina!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E12:
Officially over this reboot.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E05:
Mary Cosby is now our favorite.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:09:54
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:54 -> 00:24:23
RHOC: 00:24:23 -> 00:42:55
RHONY: 00:42:55 -> 01:04:03
RHOSLC: 01:04:03 -> 01:29:29
F*MARRYKILL: 01:29:29 -> END

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“Stack ‘Em & Wrack ‘Em”  - RHOC S17 E15, RHONY S14 E10 & RHOSLC S04 E03

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Shannon’s DUI and.. Wait did we hear this correctly.. Danielle Cabral and Jennifer Aydin are fighting?!

Real Housewives of Orange County S17 Ep15:
Last day in Mexico and everyone is coming for Heather.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E10:
Stealing a phone is not a prank, and this is dumb.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E03:
This is everything! 

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:12
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:12 -> 00:18:21
RHOC: 00:18:21 -> 00:39:07
RHONY: 00:39:07 -> 00:57:05
RHOSLC: 00:57:05 -> 01:23:21
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:21 -> END

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“I’m Not a Whore, I’m Just Bisexual”  - RHOC S17 E14, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 2, RHONY S14 E09 & RHOSLC S04 E02

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DWTS, The Masked Singer, Special Forces and Bethenny giving her used makeup to people.. There is alot to talk about.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 2
So much cringe.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep14:
Thanks for the most uncomfortable gift.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E09:
We all need me time.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E02:
Ok, ok we need Mary and these one liners.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:10 -> 00:16:16
RHOA: 00:16:16 -> 00:28:37
RHOC: 00:28:37 -> 00:45:07
RHONY: 00:45:07 -> 01:04:42
RHOSLC: 01:04:42 -> 01:23:23
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:23 -> END

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“Lions Walking into the Lyon’s Den”  - RHOC S17 E13, RHOA S15 Reunion Part 1, RHONY S14 E08. & RHOSLC S04 E01

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Let’s talk about Lindsay and Carl.
Phaedra is BACK on Bravo! Thank god Robert watches Married to Medicine, ha!

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Reunion Part 1
It took THIS long to get Kandi activated?!

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep13:
We love Emily.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E08:
Screw everyone EXCEPT Jenna, we love you.

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E01:
New season, let’s do this!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:49
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:49 -> 00:18:26
RHOA: 00:18:26 -> 00:32:39
RHOC: 00:32:39 -> 00:47:38
RHONY: 00:47:38 -> 01:04:58
RHOSLC: 01:04:58 -> 01:33:47
F*MARRYKILL: 01:33:47 -> END

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“It’s A Battle for Brooklyn”  - RHOC S17 E12, RHOA S15 E16, RHONY S14 E07

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We went to Battle for Brooklyn and hung out with the RHONJ ladies.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep16:
Thank god this season is over.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep12:
Do you cut a butthole in the bottom of your pumpkins?

Real Housewives of New York S12 E07:
What is it with Sai and food?!..

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:04
MENTION IT ALL:00:10:04 -> 00:28:32
RHOA: 00:28:32 -> 00:40:05
RHOC: 00:40:05 -> 00:52:23
RHONY: 00:52:23 -> 01:13:49
F*MARRYKILL: 01:13:49 -> END

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“Grubhub on Highways”  - RHOC S17 E11, RHOA S15 E15, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E08, RHONY S14 E06

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Did someone just spill some tea about Benton?
Kim and Kroy filed for divorce… again.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep15:
This wasn’t the season finale? And wtf Bob.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep11:
It’s always about Shannon.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep08:
Goodbye Benton!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E06:
Diamonds, Speeches and Nobu.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:46
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:46 -> 00:13:33
RHOA: 00:13:33 -> 00:30:49
RHOC: 00:30:49 -> 00:47:58
CRAPPIE LAKE: 00:47:58 -> 00:56:16
RHONY: 00:56:16 -> 01:13:23
F*MARRYKILL: 01:13:23 -> END

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“Sequence on a Plant”  - RHOA S15 E14, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E07, RHONY S14 E05

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We listened to Bethenny and Rachel.. We have thoughts.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep14:
Wait, this episode wasn’t the worst.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep07:
Don’t tell us it’s almost over!

Real Housewives of New York S12 E05:
Team blowjobs or team handjobs?

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:35
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:35 -> 00:24:16
RHOA: 00:24:16 -> 00:43:14
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:43:14 -> 00:53:52
RHONY: 00:53:52 -> 01:20:00
F*MARRYKILL: 01:20:00 -> END

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“The Chic Suite”  - RHOC S17 E10, RHOA S15 E13, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E06, RHONY S14 E04

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In case you missed Below Deck this past week..
We have thoughts on Melissa and Joe Gorga’s house.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep13:
We need to buy our own Bedroom Kandi.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep10:
How does everything always come back to Shannon?

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep06:
Luann is channeling her inner Simon Cowell.

Real Housewives of New York S12 E04:
Brynsgiving!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:57
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:57 -> 00:23:45
RHOA: 00:23:45 -> 00:36:32
RHOC: 00:36:32 -> 00:55:59
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:55:59 -> 01:07:36
RHONY: 01:07:36 -> 01:31:39
F*MARRYKILL: 01:31:39 -> END

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“We Also Need to Sit Facing True North”  - RHOC S17 E08, RHOA S15 E11, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E04, RHONY S14 E02

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Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny… wtf.
We have some ideas for this VPR spin off.

Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep11:
End Scene.

Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep08:
Vicki is backk.

Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep04:
Crappie Lake’s Got Talent

Real Housewives of New York S12 E02:
We love you Jenna.

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:22
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:22 -> 00:21:08
RHOA: 00:21:08 -> 00:39:50
RHOC: 00:39:50 -> 01:00:36
CRAPPIELAKE: 01:00:36 -> 01:16:58
RHONY: 01:16:58 -> 01:46:18
F*MARRYKILL: 01:46:18 -> END

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