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"From a PJ to a Gas Station" RHOSLC REUNION PART 2 , RHOP S10 E16, RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07

We have opinions about what is going on in this country and we needed to talk about it. #fuckice #alexpretti 

If you just want to hear us talk about housewives, please see the timestamps. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 2
This could have been 1 part..

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E16
.. We thought it would be impossible for this trip to get any worse.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06
Amanda needs to go. 

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07
... about those captions.. **The actual caption will be read.. uncensored*

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:14:15
RHOSLC: 00:14:15 - 00:24:12
RHOP: 00:24:12 - 00:40:45
RHOBH: 00:40:45 - 00:51:59
VPR: 00:51:59 - 01:05:14 
F*MARRYKILL: 01:05:14 - END

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"You Agitate My Spirit" RHOSLC REUNION PART 1 , RHOP S10 E14, RHOBH S15 E05 , VPR S12 E06

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION PART 1
This was a boring start to a reunion.. let's see what comes. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E14
No water?! Absolutely not!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E05
Jennifer Tilly, a national treasure. 

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E06
Angelica... just no.

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:06
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:06 - 00:20:56
RHOSLC: 00:20:56 - 00:38:12
RHOP: 00:38:12 - 00:54:00
RHOBH: 00:54:00 - 01:09:44
VPR: 01:09:44 - 01:25:28 
F*MARRYKILL: 01:25:28 - END

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HAPPY 2026 HOUSEMATES! It's a new year, let's do this! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E20
The perfect way to end a season, The Sisters of Salt

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 E13
So about Angel... 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15E04
Rachel Zoe and Jennifer Tilly WE LOVE YOU! 

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E05
..... we could have called this something different .. but anyway, guess its nice to be back at Sur? 

Timestamps:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:50

MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:50 - 00:19:45

RHOSLC: 00:19:45 - 00:51:03

RHOP: 00:51:03 - 01:04:24

RHOBH: 01:04:24 - 01:17:10

VPR: 01:17:10 - 01:35:52 

F*MARRYKILL: 01:35:32 - END

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"Mole out of a Mountain Hill" RHOC S19E12 RHOSLC S06E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 12
Over it

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S06 E02
Thank god our ladies are BACK! 

Timestamps

INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:16:46

MENTION IT ALL - 00:16:46 - 00:23:33

RHOC - 00:23:33 - 00:40:40

RHOSLC - 00:40:40 - 01:05:38

OUTRO - 01:05:38 - END

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"So about the OC" RHOC S19E07

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 7

We stan Katie, say what you want. 

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:21

MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:21 - 00:21:53

RHOC: 00:21:53 - 00:46:26

F***MARRYKILL: 00:46:26 - END

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"We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Recapping" RHOC S19E05

We may not be housemates anymore, we may be very far away from each other.. but we are finally back to our regular recaps! Thanks for listening and we hope you are as excited as we are to be back!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S19 EPISODE 5
So... about Gretchen.. 

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:14

MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:14 - 00:21:51

RHOC: 00:21:51 - 00:49:57

F***MARRYKILL: 00:49:57 - END

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"Next Chapter, Best Chapter" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 3, RHOBH S14 E14, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04

HOUSEMATES! We are so happy to be back, but unfortunately we need to take a couple of weeks off, as Robert is moving. We will be back in 3 weeks! Until then, enjoy this episode! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 Reunion Part 3
Stacey.. Stacey.. at this point is TJ really lying? 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E14
Kathy fucking Hilton.. 

SUMMER HOUSE S09 E04
As if Kyle couldn't infuriate us even more.

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:05:52
MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:52 - 00:14:24
RHOP- 00:14:24 - 00:26:49
RHOBH- 00:26:49 - 00:40:47
SUMMER HOUSE- 00:40:47 - 01:02:40
F**MARRYKILL- 01:02:40 - END

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"A Horse Instead of a Date" RHOP S09 Reunion Part 2, RHOBH S14 E13, & SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03

Housemates!! Thank you for coming back and we apologize for taking so long to put out a new epsiode. As you will hear in this episode we have been going through some things personally which took us away from the podcast. There will be a few more changes to come, please bare with us, but we are fully commited to being back and recapping the shitshows we all love so much!! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 Reunion Part 2
Yes! This is the Potomac we love! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E13
Fully on team Dorit

SUMMER HOUSE S09 E03
We are living for Paige vs. Kyle and ofc are on team Paige! 

Timestamps:

• INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:06:41
• MENTIONITALL- 00:06:41 - 00:13:11
• RHOP- 00:13:11 - 00:24:05
• RHOBH- 00:24:05 - 00:42:58
• SUMMERHOUSE- 00:42:58 - 00:58:26
• F**MARRYKILL- 00:58:26 - END

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"Grace Time is Over" RHOSLC S05 E11, RHONY S15 E09, RHOP S09 E08, & RHOBH S14 E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E11
The bonding exercises need to stop. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E09
Important topics, boring show. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E08
Mia, go away. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S14 E02
YES DORIT! And we love Boz! 


TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:05:42
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:42 - 00:13:01
RHOSLC: 00:13:01 - 00:34:38
RHONY: 00:34:38 - 00:51:17
RHOP: 00:51:17 - 01:02:36
RHOBH: 01:02:36 - 01:23:21
F*MARRYKILL: 01:23:21 - END

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"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06

Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2
Shannon WON.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E09
If you were Lisa, would you fly coach?

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E07
THIS NEEDS TO END

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E06
Stacey.. he's just not that into you.

Timestamps:
INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:15:46
MENTION IT ALL- 00:15:46 - 00:26:19
RHOC- 00:26:19 - 00:50:21
RHOSLC- 00:50:21 - 01:04:52
RHONY- 01:04:52 - 01:20:03
RHOP- 01:20:03 - 01:33:33
F*MARRYKILL- 01:33:33 - END

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