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"Boys Lie and They Suck Too" RHOBH S15 REUNION PART 3, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15, RHOA S17 E06, RHORI S01 E07, THE VALLEY S03 E06

MENTION IT ALL
Lisa Kudrow pissed off Andy, tell us more! And Katie responded to Lala, and we love Katie.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 REUNION PART 3
Can we manifest this cast to change? 
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E15
WTF was that hug?! 
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E06
Wine tasting next to manure? Obviously.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E07
Is the mansion haunted or are the dolls? 
THE VALLEY S03 E06
Somehow these men have pissed us off even more. 

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:00
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:00 - 00:18:29
RHOBH: 00:18:29 - 00:29:06
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:29:06 - 00:57:55
RHOA: 00:57:55 - 01:14:28
RHORI: 01:14:28 - 01:34:52
THE VALLEY: 01:34:52 - 01:57:42
F*MARRYKILL: 01:57:42 - END

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"Diabolical Liar or Diabolically Delusional" SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14, RHOA S17 E05, RHORI S01 E06, THE VALLEY S03 E05

MENTION IT ALL
LaLa crying over her lost friendship with Katie ::eyeroll:: and is LeAnn Rimes joining RHOBH?
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E14
It is diabolical to hear Amanda say that she would die for Ciara.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E05
The reverse uno card was priceless.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E06
The mansions and the dolls!
THE VALLEY S03 E05
We need a villain EVERYONE hates! 

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:11
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:11 - 00:18:36
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:18:36 - 00:58:53
RHOA: 00:58:53 - 01:14:53
RHORI: 01:14:53 - 01:29:43
THE VALLEY: 01:29:43 - 01:46:41
F*MARRYKILL: 01:46:41 - END

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"F Amanda And F MidWeSTD" RHOBH S15 Reunion Part 1, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13, RHOA S17 E04, RHORI S01 E05, THE VALLEY S03 E04

MENTION IT ALL
Sorry this is a long one, but we need to talk about the leaks ... 
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 Reunion Part 1
Part 1 of Dorit Vs Kyle. Oh yeah, and there is Amanda too.
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E13
The jealously is seeping out of your pores Amanda.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E04
Pinky and Kelli bankruptcy twinsies!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E05
Rulla .. Ru La La .. how blind can you be.
THE VALLEY S03 E04
Kristen will always be a beautiful mariposa.

TIMESTAMPS

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:10 - 00:27:38
RHOBH: 00:27:38 - 00:44:34
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:44:34 - 01:11:13
RHOA: 01:11:13 - 01:31:09
RHORI: 01:31:09 - 01:49:57
THE VALLEY: 01:49:57 - 02:15:22
F*MARRYKILL: 02:15:22 - END

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"Lion's Den Full of Liars and Cheats" RHOBH S15 E18, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12, RHOA S17 E03, RHORI S01 E04, THE VALLEY S03 E03

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E18
Three more episodes to go ....
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E12
This is infuriating to watch.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E03
Porhsa is just a special person.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E04
Alicia is queen.
THE VALLEY S03 E03
So Brandon is just Jax 2.0 right? 

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:04
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:04 - 00:20:19
RHOBH: 00:20:19 - 00:35:35
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:35:35 - 00:59:31
RHOA: 00:59:31 - 01:20:33
RHORI: 01:20:33 - 01:46:29
THE VALLEY: 01:46:29 - 02:06:43
F*MARRYKILL: 02:06:43 - END

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"Rhode Island or Bust, We Have a New Supreme" 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E17
And another episode.
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E11
This just isn't fun to watch.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E02
Whor-sha.. Ha!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E03
Hands down the BEST franchise!
THE VALLEY S03 E02
So about these men.

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:12
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:12 - 00:18:34
RHOBH: 00:18:34 - 00:34:12
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:34:12 - 00:54:31
RHOA: 00:54:31 - 01:04:26
RHORI: 01:04:26 - 01:19:46
THE VALLEY: 01:19:46 - 01:36:32
F*MARRYKILL: 01:36:32 - END

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"Rhode Island's Up Here, While Boring Hills is Down There, and Everything In Between" 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E16
Yawn.. this is still on? 

SUMMER HOUSE S10 E10
Dumb and Dumber .. aka Amanda and West.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S17 E01
The peaches are back! 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RHODE ISLAND S01 E02
Hands down the BEST franchise.

THE VALLEY S03 E01
Starting with Jax's sign getting taken down, chefs kiss.

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:13 - 00:21:39
RHOBH: 00:21:39 - 00:33:16
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:33:16 - 00:52:50
RHOA: 00:52:50 - 01:05:43
RHORI: 01:05:43 - 01:25:23
THE VALLEY: 01:25:23 - 01:40:23
F*MARRYKILL: 01:40:23 - END

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"The Scamandest and The Real Housewives of the BORING Hills" 

We are unpacking the Amanda and West of it all.. because of course we do. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E15
Yawn.. this is still on? 

SUMMER HOUSE S10 E08
Dumb and Dumber .. aka Amanda and West.

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:14:33
MENTION IT ALL: 00:14:33 - 00:31:07
RHOBH: 00:31:07 - 00:54:21
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:54:21 - 01:17:43
F*MARRYKILL: 01:17:43 - END

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"Read the Room and Know Your Place" RHOBH S15 E13, VPR S12 REUNION PART 2, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E13
About that cult...

VANDERPUMP RULES S12 REUNION PART 2
Cheers to the new cast! Those were big shoes to fill. 

SUMMER HOUSE S10 E06
We don't know who is worse... Jesse, West, or Bailey.. 

Timestamps:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:47
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:47 - 00:17:48
RHOBH: 00:17:48 - 00:34:28
VPR: 00:34:28 - 00:56:36
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:56:36 - 01:13:10
F*MARRYKILL: 01:13:10 - END

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"The Bro-mance is Over" RHOP S10 REUNION PART 3, RHOBH S15 E11, VPR S12 E12, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S10 REUNION PART 3
The downfall of Wendy.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E11
Why are we still in the Hamptons?!
VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E12
Pride
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E04
Bro-code is a thing Jesse...

Timestamps:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:07:34
MENTION IT ALL: 00:07:34 - 00:18:14
RHOP: 00:18:14 - 00:31:56
RHOBH: 00:31:56 - 00:44:44
VPR: 00:44:44 - 00:55:55
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:55:55 - 01:08:39
F*MARRYKILL: 01:08:39 - END

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"Good Bye Jill Zarin" RHOBH S15 E06 , VPR S12 E07, SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01

Jill Zarin fired from her new show on E! HA! Bye B*tch!

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS S15 E06
Amanda needs to go.
VANDERPUMP RULES S12 E07
Angelica..
SUMMER HOUSE S10 E01
We love Summer House! And Amanda definitely hates Kyle.

TIMESTAMPS:

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:36
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:36 - 00:19:23
RHOBH: 00:19:23 - 00:36:09
VPR: 00:36:09 - 00:48:20
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:48:20 - 01:11:56
F*MARRYKILL: 01:11:56 - END

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