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"All You Do is Talk in Feelings, Why Don't You Talk in Facts" RHOC S18 E12, RHOSLC S05 E02

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E12
Eddie is CLEARLY over Tamara. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E02
Ropes on ropes on ropes. 

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:05:58
MENTION IT ALL - 00:05:58 - 00:21:01
RHOC - 00:21:01 - 00:42:43
RHOSLC - 00:42:43 - 01:02:21
F*MARRYKILL - 01:02:21 - END

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"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01

MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:
Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check. 

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E01:
What a premiere! This gave everything and we need MORE.

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:10:39 
MENTION IT ALL- 00:10:39 - 00:20:33
RHOC- 00:20:33 - 00:41:38
RHOSLC- 00:41:38 - 01:02:00
F*MARRYKILL-01:02:00 - END

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"Forest Therapy is for the Birds" RHOC S18 E10

Of course we watched Secret Wives of Mormon Wives and the new season of Selling Sunset, and of course we have thoughts.

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08
Forest therapy, biscuits, and John Janssen.

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:52
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:52 - 00:28:34
RHOC: 00:28:34 - 00:57:25
F*MARRYKILL: 00:57:25 - END

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"You Need to Hmmmm for your Breathalyzer" RHOC S18 E08

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E08:
Why does Teddy Gnatencamp always need to show up?!

TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO - 00:00:00 - 00:07:10
MENTION IT ALL - 00:07:10 - 00:20:54
RHOC - 00:20:54 - 00:42:05
F*MARRYKILL - 00:42:05 - END

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"Let Me Sit Here in My Whoreness " RHONJ S14 E14 & RHOC S18 E06

We are so sorry for the inconsistency with our releases, 2024 has been proving to be a tough year for us. And Jess is so sorry for the OC recap this week. She was not fully caught up so the recap might be a bit all over the place, but Robert finishes it up well! 

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E14:
This was.. a .. reunion... - no, no it wasn't.

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E06:
Welp! Jess messed up and the ladies were on vaca! 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:11:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:11:28 - 00:29:43
RHONJ: 00:29:43 - 00:54:40
RHOC: 00:54:40 - 01:14:35
F*MARRYKILL: 01:14:35 - END

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"Milk the Prostate " RHONJ S14 E11 & RHOC S18 E03

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E11:
It is almost over! 

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E03:
Definitely a single white female situation.

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:06:21
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:21 - 00:15:49
RHONJ: 00:15:49 - 00:36:51
RHOC: 00:36:51 - 01:01:59
F*MARRYKILL: 01:01:59 - END

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"She Needs a House " RHONJ S14 E10 & RHOC S18 E02

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E10:
To say we are bored is an understatement.

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E02:
Is Jen the new Gina?

INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:12:32
MENTION IT ALL: 00:12:32 - 00:22:00
RHONJ: 00:22:00 - 00:41:46
RHOC: 00:41:46 - 01:09:37
F*MARRYKILL: 01:09:37 - END

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"Out of Room and Out of Time " RHONJ S14 E09 & RHOC S18 E01

Real Housewives of New Jersey S14 E09:
Why are we still watching this again?

Real Housewives of Orange County S18 E01:
Shannon's DUI, Alexis is dating John, Heather has a new house, and Jen is getting evicted?! 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:19
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:19 - 00:19:29
RHONJ: 00:19:29 - 00:33:42
RHOC: 00:33:42 - 01:06:27
F*MARRYKILL: 01:06:27 - END

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"What is Peace Without a Drink Being Thrown? " RHONJ S14 E08

Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E08:
DO NOT step up and shove anyone without expecting a drink being thrown in your face.

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:09:28
MENTION IT ALL: 00:09:28 - 00:27:36
RHONJ: 00:27:36 - 00:53:02
F*MARRYKILL: 00:53:02 - END

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"Goodbye to the Mullet" SUMMER HOUSE S08 REUNION PART 2, & RHONJ S14 E06

Summer House S08 Reunion Part 2:
Between West and Carl... what a part 2. 

Real Housewives of New jersey S14 E06:
So the Gorga's passed the torch over to the Fudas huh? 

Timestamps:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:10:12
MENTION IT ALL: 00:10:12 - 00:24:29
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:24:29 - 00:43:45
RHONJ: 00:43:45 - 01:01:18
F*MARRYKILL: 01:01:18 - END

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