The Real Professional Podcast

We've been on sabbatical and things are looking good!... Kinda...
Jess still dreams of relations with a ghost, and Jackie still hasn't returned to being promiscuous trash...
Apologies for the crap audio... New recording software on the next episode! Promise!

Jess teaches us about fish-punching octupus, and the flaws with bra-burning...

Our video crashed, but the audio survived! Yay! Still good times, folks!

Jessica's mom might be an evil raptor, and Jess's armpits are the only things that will save the day!...
We're totally fine, guys...

Jessica Stern:
IG: @Hustlingigglez

Jackie and Jess recording in person after Thanksgiving 2020, but Jackie took her damn time editing, so here we are, sugarplums...

The episode about choices... but strayed into some odd territory, such as Jess becoming a Beatboxing Armadillo, and a Fluffy and Flexible Pokemon...
Check out the video version on YouTube: beerandcheesefries

The country is still in the middle of Covid, Jackie tries to convince Jess to start a OnlyFans page to display her sexy-ass feet, and Jess receives an anonymous voicemail from an obsessive stalker... But how nice to feel wanted, right?

Ariana is not a drifter.
Jackie hangs out with Keith Oesterreich and Ariana Nowicki.
Ariana's magical belch was stolen by a sea witch and Keith is a secret beer snob.

Jackie is okay... Well, she's physically okay. Thank you to everyone who has reached out.
Jess will now be Jackie's Quarantine Representative, and she will also be starting the most brilliant internet series, ever... "Nobody Asked"... Follow her!

Jackie and Jessica derail while dealing with cabin fever. We have no idea where this episode landed. Enjoy!

Jessica's not a "cat lady",... yet.
Jackie's new body loves America.
And Jessica plans her future with a hot ghost.