Jess and I are back after a LONG break.
Things are still terrible. No worries.

Jess expects the worst, but hopes for the best.
Jess and Jackie are excited about Halloween and Checker Phil's show, and Jess's boyfriend hasn't cheated on her yet. YAY!

Recorded On: Wednesday, September 18, 2019
Jackie and Jessica prep for Cuffing Season.
Jessica needs surgery.
Jackie might have a stalker.
And, Jackie and Jessica plan their abduction.

Jackie hates Grease 2, Jessica misses pizza and has her breasts negotiated.
Jackie skips to the end of the porn, while Jess likes watching the story.

Comment below if you want Jessica to tell her gross sex stories in full pornographic detail!

Jessica Stern IG: @hustlingigglez

Jackie Cheng IG: @beerandcheesefries
Jackie Cheng YouTube: Beer & Cheesefries

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Jackie's face looks like a bubble, she ghosts a dude who loves gifs, and she fantasizes about the eating buddy of her dreams...

Jackie recaps on her birthday weekend, thirst-trap photos and talks about her fitness journey on the keto diet.
No guest this week, guys!

Jackie and Jessica read each other's horiscope, Jessica forces our listeners to have sex, and Jackie and Jessica talk about their future "Trish" and "Gloria".
Also, don't use Jessica's towels... Ever.

Jess is having fun on Bumble, Jackie finally gets the Nexplanon out of her arm, and Jess ends the night with an edible...

Jackie's date stood her up, and Jessica rants about her past men and... body lotion.
Jackie's vagina-puff is getting smaller thanks to keto.
#WheresMyVagina

Jess does some chores around the house, and Jackie is being followed by random wives.
Jackie and Jess do a belly-drumroll in honor of their mention on the Beer Man Beer Podcast!

Shoutouts to: Beer Man Beer Podcast, Generation X Files Podcast, and Post Game Report Podcast