First you gotta believe that Cruze buys only Magnum condoms before you even begin to believe that he got the WRONG Magnum condoms! Oh yeah, and we give away Sixers tickets playing Brain Fart.

The Scholar comes home to The REC just in time to dig all into the minutiae that is the Reg 'Hedge' Brown / Don 'Transformers' Murphy Wars and to help Cruze elevate Nia Long to front cover status!

We were supposed to kick-off The Search for the G-Town Icon, figure out if Michael Jackson is sexy or not and make a big show announcement but what we really did was find out how silly Lonnie and Freedom really are.

We 'go in' hard on Bishop Long and his special kind of hair style and breakdown the Creflo Dollar family tree.

We're starting (like Michael Vick) with a revisit to a touching YIN & YANG of last season which somehow leads into a talk about clothes that make you 'defecate better' which thankfully takes us to fun, song and Latrese and Summer of L&S.

We kick off season 5 saying bye-bye to Scholar, ogling big breasted mannequins, why you shouldn't burn a Qu'ran and breaking down the definition of the F word.

You Can Host The REC guest host and Cruze's twin sister LESLIE CRUDUP sits in to help list Things Men Should Not Wear, break down Life After 'I DO' and we are surprised by a LIVE phone-in Yin & Yang.

Montana Fishburne's XXX proclamation has Cruze just as shook as poppa Laurence but not too much that he and Freedom can't welcome back Scholar and Lonnie in time to HELP LONNIE PLAN HER WEDDING.

Who knew that anything is better with sugar on it? EVEN GRILLED CHEESE? Essence best-selling author MIASHA COLEMAN did and she shares her recipe for funky sandwiches and success, we chat literature and empowerment with HAKIM HOPKINS of Black and Nobel and luxuriate with RAQUEL DOGGETT of Body Raq.

Freedom and You Can Host The REC guest host NONI SHABAZZ welcome their friends Special and Sunshine plus author APRIL WALKER to a frank, funny and fabulous night of womanhood, questioning and measuring?