The Red Light Library

Join Sam and Gavin as they review one of the most self-centered protagonists they've come across. It's got twins, it's got DP, it's got more em-dashes than you can shake a stick at -- and it's disappointingly light on Thanksgiving content for a story about Thanksgiving?

Story: I Got Stuffed Like a Turkey - Randi Roman (Kindle Unlimited)

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Join Gavin and Sam (and Jackie as a bystander) as they celebrate No Shave November by reviewing a story all about shaving. It's a second-person story that claims it's written in first person. Also its attempts at depicting a D/S relationship feel like a Reddit roleplay post gone wrong.

Do pay attention to the warning at the beginning, this episode has some audio issues!

Join Gavin and Grace as they try to describe the first story they've encountered that was so poorly written they couldn't actually finish it. What was supposed to be a fun sci-fi romp quickly turns into a rambling story told by a toddler high on nitrous oxide.

When a hypnotherapist encounters a patient haunted by a menacingly sexual spinoff of the Slenderman, things get spooky (and occasionally sexy). Join scare-hunters Gavin and Jackie as they crack open this genuinly creepy horror story and find some unexpected comedy, sex, and heartwarming moments.

Jackie almost cried at one bit, don't tell her I told you that.

The spooks keep on coming as Halloween month nears its climax and we review a g-g-ghost story! Join Gavin and Jackie and they review a piece in which an intrepid ghost hunter tries to get to the bottom of a sex ghost haunting a B&B, only to find he's more of a top...

In which Jackie and I talk about four books we're not reviewing. Several are dumb, one we just got bored of while reviewing, it's a big mystery as to what grabs our attention sometimes.

Also don't forget dem sweet Audible ads, I'll keep doing 'em until you sing up daggumit.

Swingin' author Cooper S. Beckett drops by the podcast to discuss his newest book Approaching the Swingularity as well as his writing process, the swinging community, and one particularly bullshit Amazon review.

We kick off Hallow-tober (Oct-ween?) with a little piece of erotica about everyone's favorite 1970s "we have no time or money" costume: a mummy!

Find out what happens when a chick from Ohio digs into a pyramid and wakes up King Tut (but big and sexy, not all tiny and the product of incest like real life).

Join Gavin and Sam on the inaugrual episode of a monthly side-series in which the Red Light Library denizens review a book-length erotica for your entertainment. This month we discuss the astounding second fictional novel Approaching the Swingularity by Cooper S Beckett.

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What a creepy book indeed. Sam and Grace join me in reviewing a short story that takes the standard schoolgirl punishment fetish a bridge too far.

Then I takes it a dam too far, then a suspension bridge too far, then it flings itself into the Too Far Ocean. Pro tip: Never write erotica in the second person.