The Red Light Library

In a sassy bonus episode we poke fun at a manipulative book that, in fact, contains ZERO references to the Trailer Park Boys show. Sam and I grab a bottle of wine and go to town on this sticky a-hole of a book.

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Jackie's back and we're celebrating with a particularly corny (sorry) pulp sci-fi novel from Tabatha Houston. A sci-fi actor basically embodying a female Captain Kirk is tasked with solving puzzles on mysterious alien spaceships to get cool tech that advances the human race. What will she do upon discovering the ship's power requires sexual energy to run?

Well, it's obvious, but I won't spoil it for you just yet.

Time to get to twerk with Grace and Sam as we discuss something incredibly BBW booty-centric. A story about three... well-endowed women in a twerking contest, Bloated Beach Bunny Butts reads like it's one part fairy tale and one part sports success story.

Also there's a couple of burps this episode, Sam slammed a Dr. Thunder before recording, sorry.

After multiple technical difficulties Gavin has decided to introduce newer fans to an older episode, one from the crunchier days of The Red Light Library. Listen in amazement as we review without pop filters or pre-existing knowledge of the story we're talking about.

Gavin's accents still suck as hard today though.

Hop in the minivan as Gavin is joined by good friend Kaila to talk about a book with a kink so out-there Jackie refuses to read it. We're talking a surprisingly fun read about unbirthing, pregnancy, being a dick to pregnant women, and being nice to pregnant women. Join us, won't you?

This week we've sniffed out a book about people getting turned on by mucus. Snot starts flying and Jackie is rightfully uncomfortable as we dive into this pile of phlemmy goodness.