Come hang out with your (slightly hungover) friends, and listen to them prattle on about killer octopuses, a new approach to dating, sexy Stalin, how money works, and condom rationing. Sit down, knock back a margarita, and enjoy this quality ContentTM.

This week we're celebrating New Zealand Day! We do it mostly by talking about having sex with yowies for like 20 minutes... Art. We also talk about insulting bosses, snakes attacking butts, cool band The Chainsmokers, and innovative barbecuing. But it's mostly yowie boning. 

So um... There's some stuff in this one... You'll know it when you hear it. We're not sorry. F**k the haters. This week we talk about needle bread, sexually harass a redhead day, **REDACTED**, and an English family terrorising New Zealand. These stories are all bangers, and one of them is maybe the worst thing in the universe. Fun!

This week we talk about some fun topics like octopus crime, needle traps, Keno, and teen interior design, but the main event is when Allison brings up The Human Centipede with no prompting whatsoever. It was wild. Also we have a 15-minute long discussion about military marketing that we promise is more fun than it sounds...

This week we talk about pranking with portals, SWATing spiders, the dangers of farm life, whether sex scandals are stress-relief, plane bathroom injuries, and cane toad/python warfare. It's quite rowdy, quite  silly, and technically satire. So there.

This week we talk about fast-food internships, Tim the Yowie man, our music festival messiah, an octopus mixup, wasting the UN's time, and the evil stuff shoppers do on Boxing Day. Happy New Year!

So, we've got a pretty exciting guest this week for our Christmas special: Santa Claus. As in THE Santa Claus! Oh my god! How did this happen?! We also have some stories and stuff like that but who cares! Santa! Woooooo!!!!

This week we talk about how to buy property, police ugg boots, Target's new murderous ad campaign, a piece of KFC-smelling wood, Roger the kangaroo (the one true man in the world), Tyga's garbage music, and the hot new seal memes. Business as usual I guess?

No, we're not gonna tell you why the episode is called that. It's a secret that you'll find out by listening the whole way through. We talk about a very naughty dog, name a cassowary, learn about New Zealand discrimination, find the police on Tinder, fight with PETA, and hear about the worst new music. It's a good'n.

You knew it was coming, and here is it: this week we talk about large cow. We also talk about some other funny stuff like mullet club, whether bangs (like Allison's) are okay, Aragorn's greasy mane, improvised Home Alone traps, and a regular-sized snake. If we're all being honest with each other though, we're here for large cow. Praise large cow.