Sorry for the late episode! We are v professional! This week we talk about Call of Duty: Ronald Reagan, a big ugly naked badger, mum fails, and a bunch of other stuff that is definitely funny.

Has God ever slid into your DMs? Is God in your mentions? We cannot stand for this, and we are putting a stop to it. Also, we talk about a bunch of stuff like cops and porn, bird fraud, lawnmower racing, and a DIY sous-vide method. Fun!

This week there's two main topics, the giant loser who used to be the US president, and jelly. Whole lotta talk about Jelly. Where you get it, where it goes, etc. Enjoy!

This week is both scary and horny! Scary because of Halloween and election! Horny because all the stories are inexplicably nasty this week! The way God intended.

This week there's a lot of talk about butts, both dinosaur, and human. It's the kind of high-brow, classy content you expect from us. We do also talk about real estate and Hillsong if that compensates at all though...

This week we chronicle a d*ck disease, review a brothel, replace our Zoom faces, eat maggots, and buy alcohol for our children. We're so edgy and cool, like Family Guy and South Park. So edgy and cool

So, it's possible that the very chaotic energy of this episode is because one of the hosts had just returned from a party and was still riding that wave... But we still talk about stories and things! Thrill-seeking dogs and butt police, so many wonderful stories.

Good news this week has brought out chaotic energy in us. We actually discuss some Australian stories! Like 3 of them! There are snakes and swingers, a perfect combination.

This week starts as a pretty normal discussion of school-sanctioned pranks, resale condoms, and a DIY break-room, but then descends into what is basically an anti-capitalist screed. We are living up to our name!

This week witness a (late, sorry) weird mix of cancellation speculation, bench reviews, very sexual spies, snake talk, and kind of a bunch of vaguely nihilistic rants. It's technically an episode of a podcast!