Oh my a podcast! It's real! Not just a phantom conjured forth by your withdrawal-addled mind. Please enjoy we promise we'll never go away again until we inevitably do.

Help! We are trapped in an eternal loop where we are forced to sing and dance for your entertainment! This is a true cruelty. Also this is a podcast episode.

This is a true crime podcast now. A very serious podcast for adults. Television's Big Bird has been kidnapped, and we're on the hunt to find the culprits. As we close in, what horrors await the famed performing bird?

Have you ever been stuck somewhere you weren't supposed to be? Have you ever been killed by a kiss? Have you ever bought a husband? All big questions, all being answered this week by two morons.

Lotta Godzilla talk in this one; lotta fruit grenade launcher talk in this one. We're coming to you from underwater in Australia at the moment, but we're still bringing the laughs and stuff. I don't know why I wrote this as some sort of ad plug for a 2000's talk radio show...

Finally! Sorry the episode is late, Logic crapped the bed and it had to be edited twice. In this episode we take a scientologist toxicity quiz! The results will not shock you!

This week we learn that sea slugs are the most metal creatures on god's green earth. Also mattress boats, secret mirror apartments, mutant rats, and golf bullets. Enjoy!

We're back! You missed us, I know. We'll never leave again I promise... *wink* 

This week it's lots of talk about mullets and extinct animal conspiracies. We get a looooot of content out of those two topics, because we're economical like that.

It's another clip show! Next week we will have an actual episode, pinky swear.

Allison is moving apartments this week so we get a clip show! Sorry it's late! Also next week will also be a clip show! But it will be on time! Hooooorraaaaay!