The RelationSH*T SHOW

First off, a million apologies for the amount of sniffling I do throughout this episode. The Allergy struggle was REAL and by the end of it you're gonna think you have the sniffles. We got a quick one today just checking in and touching on trying fancy wine (aka Costco Kirkland brand) and how we've never been to Coachella (does that make us basic or anti basic?) Also, Alexis tickles Joe's.

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CHEAT SHEET:

• Trying New COSTCO wine and cauliflower pizza
• How we've never been to Coachella
• Alexis just wants to wear Chaps
• Would we go to space?
• Electric Dreams Review
• Joe's get tickled

When Bruce Banner gets angry, the hulk comes out. When Alexis gets angry, her alter ego "Carol" (think mid 60's retired, always complaining, loud, annoying, neighbor cat lady) comes out. And it happened at the theaters when the movie wasn't working. Also, we talk slut shaming and why its seen as so negative if a girl sleeps around but not for a guy. Lastly, fellas, the girl you think looks beautiful cause she's not wearing make up....well she is.

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CHEAT SHEET:

• Girls wearing makeup
• Guys thinking "natural" means no make up
• Stigma around girls losing virginity vs guys
• Slut Shaming
• Responsible love making
• Alexis goes Carol in the theater
• Alexis writes a yelp review
• Update on Our Couch
• shoutout to fan of the week!

It's official. Alexis has gone loopy everyone. From her nearly sexual love for ranch dressing, to using tinder for free food, to her ideal death being death from TOO much pleasure she hits all the feels. We also attempt a game of "Bad Dates" where we get to see how she reacts to typical guys behaviors on bad dates. We also get into a Fan Question of the week - How do you get your guy to listen to you?

Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well!

CHEAT SHEET:

• Alexis used Tinder for free FooD
• Alexis loves Ranch a little too much
• Bad Date Game
• Alexis tells us the way she'd wanna die
• Fan Question - How Do you Get your Guy to Listen?

YO FAM. THIS WEEK. Picking up each others habits. What have you picked up from your S.O.? Joe's gotten sassy as hell. We're also both couch shopping and looking for a new ROOMMATE. Who wants to join this luxurious incubator of a home?! Also, we talk male birth control and why alexis has the perfect face for crying face.

Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well!

CHEAT SHEET:

• picking up your significant others habits
• couch shopping
• FAN SHOUTOUTS
• roomate shopping
• male birth control
• Alexis has a face made for crying and Joe Loves It
• Making goals and being decisive

Hitting a touchy subject this week. Cheating. We've had someone we know go through it recently and with their permission we've taken this episode to discuss what happened and why it happened to help other couples get perspective. Is it ever ok? Couples need to be less concerned about social norms to fit in and more open in their communication without fear. Is it worse to emotionally cheat or physically? How do we feel about trying and open relationship? This one gets juicy.

Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well!

CHEAT SHEET:

• Is cheating ever acceptable?
• Why couples should be open to prevent cheating
• How do you address it?
• Exploring an Open Relationship
• Held back by social norms
• Emotion vs Pride
• Emotional Cheating
• Should the couple have stayed together?

Why are guys so creepy when it comes to picking up girls at the club? It's time to hear the girls perspective in that situation. We also get into GIRL CODE when it comes to escaping creepy guys without them knowing. Also, white guys can't dance. I'm just gonna put that out there. And it just adds to the weirdness.

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CHEAT SHEET:

• Would You Rather
• Buying Girl's Drinks
• Hooking Up with Exes
• Girl Code for escaping creepy guys
• White Guys at the Club dancing
• CHAD - Joe's Bro Alter Ego
• Sex Fantasies

This week we dive deep into animal noises and their use as a cure for couple arguments. Then Alexis gets into my cleaning her dirty skid marked underwear, and why she prefers fake diamond engagement rings over real diamonds. We also tap into why guys are so awkward hitting on girls at a bar and what it's like from a woman's perspective to get hit on through every platform known to man (LINKED IN INCLUDED!)

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CHEAT SHEET:

• Hosting a Bachelor TV show Finale Party
• Using Animal noises to end arguing
• Cleaning Alexis skid mark underwear
• Alexis Prefers Fake Engagements rings over Real Diamond Engagement
• Hitting on Girls at the bar - its painful and awkward
• Staring at Girl's breasts
• Guys Flirting Through email?

We kick this episode off with a bang. By bang, I mean a stare. "The look" your girlfriend gives you when you piss her off. But it's ok cause we've got wine and we've got the dog! Alexis talks about how her eyebrow microblading went, and how we handle the fact that Joe never drinks and Alexis' middle name might as well be "Drinks-a-lot". We also get into breastfeeding in public and whether Joe would ever try good ol' boogie milk.

Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well!

CHEAT SHEET:

• Preparing for the Bachelor finale
• When your gf gives you "the look" of pissed off
• Alexis got her eyebrows Microbladed
• would we ever get plastic surgery?
• I don't Drink. She does. is this an issue?
• Breastfeeding in public
• Would I ever try breast milk?
• Catching up on Netflix Shows

This week we cover how we celebrated Valentines Day and the oh so high expectations women have set for men over the years. It's ridiculous (apparently Alexis wants me to wear hearts over my private's). On the flip side, we men are a lazy bunch and its hilarious. I always ask the age old question: Ladies, why do you feel the need to bring up arguments RIGHT as we're about to sleep? Let's try and change this. #StopTheMentalStewing

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CHEAT SHEET:

• Cleaning the Toilet
• Taco Bell for V Day
• Women's high but subtle expectations for V Day
• Small Chores are what make them happy
• Coming on Strong in a relationship
• Feeling the need to argue before bed
• Washing dishes

On this episode we get into examples of when my checking in skills when I'm away pisses her off and how Alexis needs to know the boundaries when we're out in public in terms of what is acceptable and what isn't. It's definitely tougher when you are opposite people but we figure that out. Also, when it is ok to first fart in front of your Significant Other when dating?

Keep letting us know what topics you want to hear discussed! It's nice to hear both male and female perspectives and having guests continue to come on and share their input as well!

CHEAT SHEET:

• When one of us lacks communication
• Jealousy and setting boundaries
• Keeping the house clean
• When is pooping and farting ok in the beginning of a relationship?
• The Friend Zone