The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

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  • I'm Sure Glad Mooch Isn't a MAGA Moron

    I had a funny thought today during my walk with Mooch. She was a little pissy toward a couple of different folks we encountered. Typical behavior of our small dog.

    She’s a sweetheart most of the time. But damn, sometimes I wonder if she would have fit in with the MAGA crowd.

    Let me explain this in today’s podcast episode. Though I’m glad she isn’t a conservative, it made for some funny thoughts. We hope you enjoy them, too.

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    30 min
  • Fuck Traitor Trump's Bullshit Speeches About America

    Don’t listen to a damn thing that Pedolf Shitler says about America today.

    It’s all bullshit. He lives in a dementia-riddled La-La Land about what’s happening in our nation. He thinks you’re all fucking stupid. He always has. And the sundowning of his low-IQ brain is very apparent.

    I wonder how much of this is that he’s just a goddamn liar and how much of it is that he’s losing his mind.

    I talk about this today on the 250th anniversary of America becoming a nation. How far we’ve fallen in just the past decade. We are not a great country. Not as long as racism and bigotry abounds, goes unpunished, and the traitors who support it get elected into power.

    Change must come. I won’t celebrate Independence Day until we’re truly free and safe from the persecution of maniacs like Traitor Trump and his criminal regime.

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    30 min
  • The Three Splooges Get the Fuck Booed Out of Them

    There’s nothing better than three fucking assholes getting dealt with publicly.

    Pete Kegsbreath, Stephen Miller, and Todd Blanche are a trio of traitorous twatsicles. The Three Bung-sta-tears showed up to deliver a bunch of fake patriotism to the few who endured the heat to listen to their self-serving bullshit. And then the predictable happened:

    They were booed unmercifully. Fucking good. Rumor has it that Pee-Wee German cried in the car.

    That’s what I’m talking about. America is fed up with Traitor Trump’s stupid daily bullshit. The far right tells you not to trust your eyes and ears. Only listen to what Dear Leader and his band of shitiots have to say. To Hell with that.

    Not on my watch. Our Mouthy Militia knows better than that. This 4th of July, I won’t be celebrating a nation whose government is evil and corrupt. I have better shit to do than to pretend our country is in good hands and thriving.

    It’s not. And it won’t be until Dementia Donnie has taken his final breath. Perhaps we’ll luck out, and he’ll get heatstroke during his speech tomorrow.

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    30 min
  • I Absolutely Know That I'm Better Than You MAGA Fuckwits

    MAGA: “yOu tHiNk yOu’Re bEtTeR tHaN mE?”

    You’re goddamn right I do. I’ve never fallen for Don Con Van Scam’s bullshit for even a minute. I believe in science, logic, and good manners, not grifters, blind faith, or child-rapists. I’ve never watched Fox News. I’m not going to be fooled by the Religious Right or anyone who thinks Donald Douche-Canoe is some smart leader with America’s best interests in mind.

    So yes, I’m better than you. And I’d pity you if you were only harming yourselves. But you’re taking the rest of us down with you as America burns to the ground.

    I talk about how willingly Trumpanzees vote against their best interests and safety in the name of their racism and bigotry. You can wrap it up in whatever religious packaging you’d like, but it’s still bullshit. Wake the fuck up, MAGA. You don’t have to be broke, hungry, and destitute.

    You just have to give up on Pedolf Shitler and vote for better people. Stop sending that dickhead your money. And be open to a better way of life. You don’t have to keep suffering.

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    31 min
  • Is Trump Banging Natalie Harp or is She Just Changing His Diapers?

    This Natalie Harp thing is fucking weird.

    Imagine being a 34-year-old woman and wanting to spend all your time with an 80-year-old racist, bigoted, sexist, Nazi child-rapist. That’s not a good look, Lady. And Jesus, are you having an affair with him, as many are theorizing? Or something worse?

    Such as changing his diapers. Vomit.

    It could go either way. Some say that it’s worse that he has a palliative, late-in-life full-time caregiver than if he was just banging Mrs. Ed. Either way, it’s a shit-show of epic proportions. How embarrassing for our nation.

    But such is life here in the United States over the past year-and-a-half. We’re in the middle of the most corrupt, criminal administration in our country’s history. It bums me out to have to see the decline of America.

    Hopefully the mental and physical decline of Donnie Dementia accelerates, so this nightmare can end soon.

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    32 min
  • I Wish I Didn't Give a Shit About Other People

    When you care about the world and have empathy, it’s often difficult to regulate your emotions.

    I’m realizing this more and more lately. I find myself watching TV late at night, and so many things set me off. Anything that’s sad or wonderful can set my tears in motion. I feel that I need to release those emotions because so many things in daily life frustrate, scare, and anger me.

    Thanks, Donald Douchecanoe, you orange fucking asshole.

    I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. If I lacked empathy and only looked out for myself and my immediate family, life would sure be easier. But sadly, that’s not the way I’m wired. I’ve cared about others since childhood.

    And that will always be the case. I care about you and your well-being. And fuck-puddles like Pedolf Shitler can’t stop me from caring and wanting better for everyone.

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    31 min
  • Graduating from Baby Steps to Long Fucking Strides

    “Baby steps toward the door… Baby steps into the elevator.”

    Do you guys remember that Bill Murray movie, “What About Bob?” That whole baby steps thing was hilarious, and a constant theme throughout the movie. It was all about achieving your short-term goals through a series of small steps.

    Baby steps.

    I was thinking about this concept today. After having a discussion with a young adult regarding job prospects and the future, it came to mind. I thought about my own baby steps when I was younger and not so motivated. And how those steps have increased and become strides as I’ve gotten older and more experienced in life. I find myself running toward my goal of influencing political change for the better through writing and podcasting.

    I’m running headfirst toward those goals, full speed ahead. And it feels badass to be this motivated to effect change for the better. We’re all at different stages in our steps. Let’s keep working hard toward our personal goals and political influence.

    No matter if we’re at the early stage or nearing the end.

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    32 min
  • Traitor Trump Has Lost Us Too Many Friends and Family Members

    One of the funniest guys I know has just joined Substack.

    I was so happy to receive a message from my close friend, Rusty Shackleford. He was one of my OG funny friends from the first platform I wrote on, Medium. I met him, and Robin Wilding the first year I became a writer.

    Never had you heard so many “fucks” in a trio of humor writers’ articles. The Three Crudeges we were, Hairy, Curly, and DOH!

    We had lots of fun, as did our readers. But life got busy for Rusty. A marriage and the birth of two sons will do that to a fella. Robin and I jumped ship from Medium to entertain you all here on Substack. Rusty started working for two bosses who didn’t even come up to his knee. His writing stalled for a couple of years.

    And now he’s back. Fuck yeah. Trump taketh people from my life, but the universe brings even better people back into it.

    I talk about the return of Mr. Shackleford and what it means for me, Robin, and the rest of Substack. You’re gonna enjoy my friend’s humor writing, I’m convinced of it. I’m of the opinion that every member of our Mouthy Militia should subscribe to Rusty and Robin’s Substacks. I’ll put a link to their newest articles below.

    Tell ‘em Mouthy and Mooch sent ya. We’re all gonna have a blast together. Trust me on this. Thank you for lending me your ears on this one!

    To read Rusty’s newest humor article, click HERE:

    To visit Robin’s latest hilarious piece, click HERE:

    Thank you for subscribing to my friends and supporting their Substack journey. You’re all amazing. I can’t wait for them to get to know you. &:^)

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    30 min
  • I Don't Care if Trump Lies or Breaks the Law Daily

    I’m over it.

    I don’t care anymore about what Donald Dickless is doing on a daily fucking basis. I’m tired of everyone’s outrage, including my own. “CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT DONALD TRUMP JUST SAID/DID?”

    Yes, Motherfucker. Of course, I can. All he does is lie, cheat, steal, and rape.

    So pardon me if I’m over it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still furious that orange dick-with-ears is still sitting in his loaded diaper in the Oval Office. But accepting that things won’t change until he’s dead or impeached is the first step in having better mental health.

    Yes, I want him gone. I hope he croaks out today. But until he’s pushing up daisies or Republican Congressmen and women grow a pair and vote to impeach his stupid ass, nothing will change in America. I talk about this in today’s episode of our podcast.

    Thank you for lending me your ears on this one. I appreciate our Mouthy Militia so much. Your kindness, generosity, and support mean the world to us.

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    30 min
  • All Right, It's Fucking Time for a Change

    I’ve decided that something has to give. It’s time for a considerable change. Something that’s long overdue.

    And it’s not only about my writing and podcasting. I talk about Donald Trump a LOT. I have to. There’s so much crazy bullshit that comes along with him being president. It’s a drama of the day kind of thing.

    He’s a chaos demon. And I believe that it’s by design. To keep us distracted from the Epstein files.

    Well, I have my own issues and problems that I’m dealing with, besides politics and my writing career. I’ll tell you all about it in today’s episode. Things will be changing, and I’m proud to share what they are with you. I know I’ll accomplish exactly what I set out to do.

    Thank you for lending me your ears on this one. I always appreciate you all so much.

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    32 min

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Writing about politics, racism, and social justice, with attitude and a sense of humor. My goal is to keep you woke, thoughtful, and laughing. Sometimes all three. &:^)