The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

God, he’s such a fluorescent freak…

The trainwreck that is Traitor Trump’s presidency is a difficult one not to watch. It’s like driving by an accident on the highway.

You don’t want to look, but you just GOTTA look.

Then you’re sad that you did. Because it’s an ugly scene. Disgusting. Reprehensible. And it just keeps happening daily. There seems to be no end to everything that makes people with common sense and decency roll their eyes.

In today’s podcast episode, I talk about Dipshitticus Smallpeniscus receiving a fake, made-up peace prize from the governing body of FIFA, the world soccer organization. I can’t believe how much they cater to the Toddler-in-Chief. And look at him smile, like a piggy in shit.

Gross. I’m over it. The Grim Reaper is severely late to the party that will be Trump’s funeral. I wish he’d hurry up and just get to it, already. That’s all we really want for Christmas.

Perhaps he’s stuck in traffic on the highway, with everyone slowing down to look at another accident.

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Donald Trump needs to get woke.

And I don’t mean “woke” the way that the MAGA GOP pisses and moans about. I’m talking about actually being awake for his job. He is the supposed leader of the free world, after all.

Even though he acts anything but presidential.

Whatever. Perhaps we should just let Pee-Paw sleep until The Big Sleep. Hopefully, that’s coming soon. In today’s episode, I talk about how much time Sir Syphilis likely has, and how much longer we’ll have to watch Little Snoozie stumble through his traitorous second round of burning America to the ground.

Tick tock, Cadet Brainspurs. Shhh, don’t wake him up. He’s a cranky fuck when he’s awake.

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Damn, I can’t stand hypocrisy.

Especially as it relates to a criminal, child-raping president. Everything Traitor Trump says and does is exaggerated or a straight-up lie. The gaslighting we have sent our way by the supposed leader of the free world is astounding.

It’s exhausting, ridiculous, and unacceptable. We shouldn’t have to endure this nonstop bullshit, as Americans.

I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I also mention how hypocrisy from coworkers, family, and acquaintances is also infuriating. Either do what you say, or stop bitching about how everyone else handles their shit, when you do just as bad or worse things.

Too many are following the Lyin’ King’s patterns. This has to end. We won’t be a great nation until we rid ourselves of the dishonest actions and deeds of Julius Sleazer. Thank you for lending me your ears on this one, as always.

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I’m struggling today, Y’all. Specifically, about the holiday season.

I haven’t watched one Christmas movie yet. I’m not in the mood to do Christmas shopping at all, even online. My family and I all agree that we’re going to do a more toned-down holiday this year in December.

I blame Traitor Trump for this shit. It’s not easy to feel festive and jolly when we have the world’s biggest asshole as our president.

Still, I’m going to try to power through this shit and hang in there. Perhaps we’ll watch our first Christmas movie tonight. We’re planning a turkey dinner this weekend since we didn’t make one on Thanksgiving. We’ll enjoy each other’s company and do our best to feel the Christmas spirit.

How about y’all? Are you feeling the holiday season yet? I’d love to hear in the comments what you have planned and if it's changed this year in 2025. Thank you for your feedback and for lending me your ears. I appreciate you all greatly.

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Well, that was sure interesting.

I live three houses down from a MAGA family. At least the Trump 2024 flag that hangs from their second-story bedroom window indicates that. Though I suppose that the husband and wife could have differing political views.

Tough to say. I did converse with the lady of the house today. She was in her yard putting up Christmas decor. I’ll tell you all about it in today’s podcast episode. It didn’t go the way that I thought it might.

But please, give this one a listen. It was an eye-opening moment, for sure. Mooch was there, she could tell you. But allow me to, in this podcast episode. I always appreciate the support of our Mouthy Militia. Thank you for lending me your ears!

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If I wouldn’t allow a Klansman into my home, why in the fuck would I allow MAGA dipshits onto my Substack?

Simple answer: I wouldn’t. You’re not welcome here. The minute I see someone praising Donald Douchelord or talking praising racism, bigotry, sexism, or homophobia, they’re blocked. With my favorite finger.

The one who’s always standing up for me. Thank you, Mr. Middle.

In today’s podcast episode, I talk about why I have a zero tolerance policy for MAGA Trumper shitiots. They do not get to say their piece on my time. Take that bullshit elsewhere. Grow your own following of sheeple.

This is a Nazi-free zone. You’re not welcome here, MAGA. Go dry hump Orange Shitler’s leg somewhere else. We have better things to do than listen to your stupidity.

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I had a death in my family today.

Well, it happened last week. I just found out about it, though, today. My father’s cousin passed from a heart attack at age 67. Paul was only 16 years older than me. That hits a little too close to home.

It made me think about death more than I care to.

My father is eight years older than his cousin. He has pretty severe health problems, too. I hate the idea of his eventual passing coming sooner rather than later. Same about my 13 1/2 year old beloved dog, Mooch.

But Trump’s demise, I fantasize about it daily. That would make America great again.

Please give this one a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. We only have a set number of years on this Earth. It’s not easy trying to figure out when the end is near. We must value the time we do have and make the most of it.

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Sir Psycho Syphilis is losing whatever is left of his tiny, demented brain.

Once again, he angrily lashed out at a female reporter, asking her if she was stupid. Funny how he never does this to men. I blame his ill-mannered personality. Being a sexist, misogynistic pig is sort of his trademark.

I realized this fully yesterday after visiting my father at his care facility on Thanksgiving. I noticed something about the people there, Traitor Trump, and my father. I talk about it in today’s podcast episode.

Please give it a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. I’d love to hear your feedback about this, as well as a couple of other things I mention in today’s episode.

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Happy Thanksgiving to you all! I hope you’re thinking about things you’re thankful for today.

I know I am. Even with all of the bullshit Traitor Trump brings into our lives daily, I’m still grateful. Though I tend to fixate on his crazy, lawbreaking crap for a living as a political humor writer, he can’t steal my joy. I’m still living life and thriving despite his attacks on our laws and the American way.

Fuck you, Trump. I’m grateful that I’m nothing like you and would never be dumb enough to fall for your shit. Unlike the MAGA morons out there.

In today’s episode, I run down how much fun I had with my folks and my daughter today. We had a great time and felt grateful that we were all together for yet another Thanksgiving Day. I don’t take that for granted these days.

I hope you and yours are having a wonderful time, too. Thank you for giving this one a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

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Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck if you or your family live or die.

Nothing he’s done during the time he’s been president twice now demonstrates that he gives a shit about anyone other than himself. He’s failed at every level of being a world leader. He’s an ill-mannered, purposely ignorant, soulless black hole of a billionaire.

Unless you have money or extravagant gifts to give him. Or purposely flatter him in a bullshit way that he’s too stupid to pick up on.

Poor people aren’t on his radar. He made that abundantly clear when he wanted to cancel food aid for millions of hungry Americans and their children last month. Then fought to only give them half of their normal amount.

He doesn’t care about you, me, or this country. In today’s episode of our podcast, I talk about this and some other things. I appreciate you lending me your ears. Thank you for giving this a listen.

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