The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

The Renegade Writer's Mouthy Musings

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  • We Should Fight Trump By Serving Others

    I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a hateful bastard toward that orange shit-stain, Mango Mussolini.

    It’s difficult not to be. I’ve never been a fan of wilful ignorance. I have no patience for racist, bigoted assholes. I’ve been raging against wealthy, scumbag dick-smacks for most of the time I’ve been a writer.

    Christ, it’s been a long four years.

    Though I’ve made a living shitposting against the Leaning Tower of Treason, it gets old at times. My mental health takes a hit most days. I often find myself wishing I’d write more about anything OTHER than Combover Caligula.

    In today’s podcast episode, I talk about the need to focus my energy more on serving others. Helping those who are struggling worse than I am. I had a really horrible financial situation show up out of nowhere today. It would have brought me to my knees 15 years ago.

    But I’ve changed.

    I’m going to deal with it and use the fact that it happened to motivate me to help others more than I have. Give this one a listen if you don’t mind. I’d love to hear your thoughts about the topic. Thank you for lending me your ears, as always.

    Your support in our difficult political setting means the world to me.

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    33 min
  • Our Founding Fathers Would Be Ashamed of Us Right Now

    George Washington is rolling over in his grave right about now.

    Everything we fought for as a soon-to-be nation back in the late 1700s has been made a mockery of. I cannot believe that we’ve endured four years of Combover Caligula, plus ten more months of fuckery on top of it. It's unbelievable that MAGA has torn our country apart under the guise of racism and false patriotism.

    Mango Mussolini’s supporters are traitors, not patriots.

    With their control over Congress and the Supreme Court, we often feel powerless against the Chutney Chomo’s criminal, lawless ways. We write, record podcasts, march at rallies, and nothing changes. It’s not enough to peacefully protest, it seems.

    So what would our forefathers have done? Exactly what they did. History isn’t always easy and peaceful.

    I talk about this topic in today’s podcast episode. I was pretty fucking fired up when I started speaking. I still am. I hope you are, too, after you give this one a listen.

    Our freedom and democracy are hanging by a thread, and Spray-Tan Shitler is hovering over it with a pair of scissors and a smirk. We’ve got to wipe that stupid smile off his orange face.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    30 min
  • Traitor Trump Won't Affect Me as Negatively as He Has

    It can be a lot, constantly writing and podcasting about the Leaning Tower of Treason.

    I’ve stated that many times. Though I enjoy what I do for a living as an independent journalist and political humor writer, it comes with a price. It can put my mental health in the shitter sometimes. Though I try not to let it affect my life outside of Substack, it does, periodically.

    But today I had a revelation.

    I had a fairly stressful financial curveball thrown my way. The old me from 15 years ago would have panicked and allowed it to ruin my weekend. But not today’s Mouthy. I handled it like a champ, and it made me think of a way to relate it to dealing with Spray Tan Shitler’s constant drama.

    I’ll tell you about it in today’s episode. Thank you for lending me your ears. I hope you can get something positive out of this one. We all sure can use it with everything we deal with regarding the Pedo-in-Chief.

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    35 min
  • How Many MAGAs Would Die for Donald Trump?

    I had an interesting thought today while driving around with Mooch.

    We love running errands together. She really enjoys car rides, especially in my new Dodge Journey. I like having company when it’s not too hot outside for her to tag along and wait for me while I get groceries or run a quick errand.

    Today, we heard Prince on the radio. Specifically, his song, “I Would Die for U.” That’s a great one.

    One of the song lyrics, though, made me think about MAGA. I started wondering how many of his chucklehead supporters would actually die for him, if it came down to it. I have to think there would be plenty who are brainwashed enough to die for a lying, criminal, pedophile rapist.

    And that’s fucking sad. How far have some people’s morals plummeted to support such filth?

    Thank you for giving this one a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. I love hearing your feedback on these podcast episodes and in my writing. I hope all of you are having a wonderful weekend.

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    29 min
  • I Hate That Trump Makes Me Hate So Much Daily

    I’ve never hated anyone in my life more than Donald Trump.

    I have a very short list of people I’ve truly hated for extended periods of time. I can count them all on one hand. But one stands out far above the rest. It’s not even close.

    If I counted him out loud, it would be with my middle finger up.

    Perhaps you guys can relate. Doesn’t it seem as though you’ve woken up daily for the past decade, just bracing for whatever latest bullshit comes next from him? Certainly, during the past ten months of his being in office. It’s sickening and can’t be good for our stress levels and health.

    I talk about this topic on today’s podcast. Please check it out, I’d love to hear your thoughts on the matter. I value and appreciate everything you guys say in the comments sections. It helps to commiserate together and work toward getting him the hell out of office.

    I just hope it’s soon, before he tears down any other national symbols. Fuck you, Trump.

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    31 min
  • I'm at My Wit's End With Spray-Tan Shitler

    Not gonna lie, I hate a motherfucking bully. Especially when he’s that damn president of the United States.

    I’ve been dealing with a lot lately. A broken-down, ruined vehicle. Dental work that’s taking months to finish up. My mother has gone legally blind, and my father is in a care center with a shit ton of health issues. Mai was out of town for a week and now has to house sit for two weeks starting on our son’s birthday.

    It’s been a lot. I feel like I could snap at any given moment.

    But I won’t. Some days are better than others. But I’m so on edge and fired up right now, mainly about Traitor Trump. Where the fuck does he get his balls, tearing down the East Wing of the White House? Is anyone going to stop his constant bullshit and bring him to justice?

    It makes me want to pack up and leave America. But I won’t. I have too many family obligations, and I’m not going to let a fuckwit of an orange, bloated bully win. I'm not one to take a bunch of shit without fighting back.

    Please give this one a listen and let me know your thoughts. I appreciate you lending me your ears. And if anyone feels like they could spare $5 to become a paid subscriber, I could sure use a pick-me-up. This has been brutal lately. Thank you for considering it.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    29 min
  • Nobody Ever Said That Life Would Be Fair

    Damn, I get so tired of the constant drama from Spray-Tan Shitler and his corrupt, lawbreaking administration.

    If they plan to wear us down until we no longer give a shit about their crimes, it’s working. I find myself less and less surprised every time there’s a crisis-of-the-day type of event. Part of me thinks about how unfair it is that 1/3 of idiot America elected this piece of filth a second time.

    But then I remember a song lyric from one of my favorite bands, Guns ‘N Roses. It’s from their song “Breakdown.” It goes a little like this: “Remember in this game we call life, that no one said it’s fair.”

    Axl Rose was right. And there’s not a damn thing we can do about shitty situations happening. All we can control is how we react to them. I tell myself this frequently, whether it’s about politics, life, or anything else that sends drama and conflict my way.

    I talk about this in today’s podcast episode. I’d love for you to listen and then let me know your thoughts in the comments section. I value what y’all think, and I appreciate you lending me your ears, always. Thank you for being there for me and our Mouthy Militia.

    Together, we can figure this bullshit out. Traitor Trump has to go.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    32 min
  • Why Can't We Have a Normal Fucking President?

    Donald Trump is such white-trash.

    Well, orange trash, I guess. The Chutney Chomo decided, in his infinite wisdom, to demolish part of the White House today. Because his small-in-the-pants ego dictated that he build some giant, stupid ballroom.

    Tell me us want to be a king without telling us you want to be a king.

    Ballrooms. AI videos of him dumping shit from a fighter jet on protesters. Constant lies and criminal activity. We have the trashiest president in history. I’m fed the fuck up with it. I bet you are as well.

    Let’s discuss this in today’s episode. I appreciate you tuning in. Thank you for lending me your ears. It helps to have wonderful people like you to commiserate with. We have to stop this fuckery by banding together to end his reign of bullshit.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    30 min
  • Not All MAGA Twatzis Are Created Equal

    Good Christ, where do I even begin with some of these people?

    I’ve seen so many MAGA morons in the comments sections of dozens of posts about the No Kings rallies. Everyone from the Count of Mostly Crisco himself to his underlings far beneath him has had tons of negative, shitty things to say about the protests.

    I haven’t seen this many people defending a famous pedophile since… well… the first time Donnie Diaper-Sniper ran for office.

    No matter how many of these fuckwits surface in our posts, it will not change our focus: Getting the Chutney Chomo out of office. When clueless dicks like Tiffany Savage here pipe up, it just makes us laugh at their blatant stupidity. It’s happening more and more as Shitticus Small Peniscus keeps spiraling out of control.

    Please give this one a listen, you’ll see what I mean. I appreciate you lending me your ears, truly. It’s an honor to have your support and viewership. Whether you enjoy my daily podcasts or my articles, one thing is clear:

    There are more of us than them. We are determined to take down Trumpism and end MAGA forever. I appreciate our Mouthy Militia’s support more than you know.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    31 min
  • Thoughts About Our Local No Kings Protest We Attended

    Hey Everyone!

    Well, that was sure an experience. I can assure anyone who’s worried about it that there was no criminal bullshit going on at our local No Kings protest today. Far from it. There were no arrests, no cars being burned, and there were no boarded-up stores downtown.

    So basically, Donald Trump is full of shit. He’s lying to you about Portland and other cities because he doesn’t want the Epstein files released. He’s a pedophile rapist.

    I surely enjoyed the time I spent with my daughters, who attended with me. We saw protesters in all makes and models, shapes and sizes, of all different ages who were enjoying the vibe and fighting fascism. It was badass, and we all felt solidarity with one another.

    Please give this one a listen. I appreciate you lending me your ears. I’ll be writing a more in-depth article about the experience tomorrow morning. But for now, please enjoy my recap of a very positive day and a wonderful experience.

    If you enjoy my daily podcast episodes, I’d love to have your support. It’s less than $5 monthly to support independent journalism, and I’d be honored to have you join our Mouthy Militia!



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    31 min

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Writing about politics, racism, and social justice, with attitude and a sense of humor. My goal is to keep you woke, thoughtful, and laughing. Sometimes all three. &:^)