In this episode, Chris and Steve get that motor runnin'. Then, they head out on da highway. They're looking for adventure. Or, whatever comes their way! As long as "whatever" involves being a responsible, mature adult, and has them in bed by 9:30pm. Because they're fuckin' rockstars.

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10 Best Road Trip Games

Road Trip Snacks

In this episode, Chris and Steve's leg's have fallen asleep, so they have to shake them out. They need to do it pretty hard, though. Put some oomph into it. Leg oomph. Legoomph. Legoom. Legume. Legumes. The episode's about Beans.

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Various Types of Beans

Killer Bean Forever (2009)

In this episode, Chris and Steve stop making friends and start getting real. Well, actually, Chris and Steve can't actually make friends in the first place on account of they're stuck in a room and also nobody likes them. So, instead, they watched a bunch of Reality TV because that's what people do when they're depressed.

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Ghost Adventures

Nathan For You

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

In this episode, Chris and Steve go to Japan! Well, just Chris does. Steve sat at home alone and smoked bubblegum cigars for 2 weeks. Luckily, Chris brought back a bunch of interesting Japanese snacks for them to enjoy. No more living solely on bubblegum cigars!

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A bunch of Japanese treats!

In this episode, Steve celebrates another birthday episode! That means all the reviews are "hand picked" by Steve, which actually means he thought of them like 20 minutes before the record started while he was on the toilet. Happy Birthday, Steve!

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Steve's Subway Sandwich Order

Law & Order: SVU

Overcooked!

In this episode, Chris and Steve slice themselves off a slice of pie! What kind, you ask? ...All kind. Every possible kind of pie they experience in this episode, and you can take that to the bank!*

*Please do not take to the bank, pies cannot be accepted as legal tender.

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3 Course Pie Meal

Pie Charts

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love (2009)

In this episode, Chris and Steve take a double dose of those Fizzy Lifting Drinks and start floating slowly towards a fan that will dismember them unless they burp and fart and- holy shit, was that movie for kids?

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IT (2017)

Root Beer Floats

Sensory Deprivation Tanks

In this episode, Chris and Steve finally fulfill their podcast's mission statement: to be funny. It's true! This podcast is finally certified by the Comedy Bang Bang Seal Of Approval! It's Official Rating? 1 out of 10 Scott Aukermans! Hey, it's better than 0!!!!

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The Worst Windows Errors

The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)

In this episode, we make history. Steve, an almost-35-year-old-not-boring-but-kinda-boring-man, has been allergic to nuts his whole life. Until now. And we're here to immortalize his first nut experiences, "live", on mic.

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A Ton Of Things With Nuts In Them

In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve wade through the snacks that have piled up over the last few months. Luckily, they wore their snack golashes. Listen in for some hardcore sloshing!