In this episode, Steve and Chris do nothing because there's no new episode this week. APRIL FOOLS! PRANKED YA! There is an episode this week! And it's inspired by April Fools Day! God, that was funny. I should submit to Bob Saget's The Country's Most Hilarious Moving Pictures!

Reviews This Episode:

Buzzfeed's "Best" Pranks

Three Stooges (2012)

Top 5 Jokers

In this episode, Steve and Chris get -RAAAWRRRR! Oh my, it's a dinosaur! How spooky! Everyone run away! This is a perfect time for me to mention that this week's episode is about dinosaurs, which is pretty coincidental that we're currently being chased by one! It's so coi- (is eaten)

Reviews This Episode:

Top 10 Dinosaurs & Spelling Bee

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)

In this episode, Chris and Steve are given a new way of reviewing: spinning the wheel! Who needs to make decisions yourself when you can have a bunch of pixels and stuff do it for you! FASTER, PIXELS, FASTER! DAMN YOU PIXELS!

Reviews This Episode:

It's a surprise! Listen to the episode.

Note: This episode has some audio missing due to a technical issues. Apologies in advance.

In this episode, Chris and Steve celebrate one year on this planet with each other. Yes, that's right, due to a freak accident in a baby lab, Chris and Steve were hurled back in time and they are now Super Regular Babies™, coming this fall on MSNBC! Also, they have a date night for their anniversary.

Reviews This Episode:

Rapid Review: Anniversary Materials

Annie (2014)

HomeChef Meal Kits

In this episode, Chris and Steve embrace their inner artists as they learn to paint, and try their hardest not to say "fartist". LOL! It has the word fart in it and that is inherently funny. What was I talking about? Oh- right. Chris and Steve are now world-renown artists.

Reviews This Episode:

Different Kinds of Wine

Drinking Those Wines While Painting

In this episode, Chris and Steve try to parse out what all those damn kids are goin' crazy for nowadays: Tide Pods. It didn't go very well. After a quick trip to the hospital and a couple stomach pumps, they go for the next best thing: Paw Patrol.

Reviews This Episode:

Paw Patrol Snacks

Paw Patrol (TV Show)

Paw Patrol Toys

In this episode, Chris and Steve are mildly grossed out by the topic chosen for this week. Then, they're even more grossed out to hear what the topic is. Sorry, foot fetishists, this one's NOT for you! It's for everyone who likes wrong-headed clusterfucks in your movies.

Reviews This Episode:

This Little Piggy (Ranked)

Tiptoes (2003)

In this episode, Chris and Steve take a deep dive into their love for one another. Strap in, because this episode is 8+ hours of Chris and Steve saying how much they love each other! Just kidding, they watch a movie and eat some candy. Big surprise.

Reviews This Episode:

"What About Love" by Heart 

The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

A Box of Chocolates

Super Bowl 53? Episode 53! Holy shit! What a coincidence, areweright?

(It is, so, you kmow, I guess we're right.)

Anyway, Steve and Chris do their hungry boi thing and eat a ton o' Super Bowl snackems. They also review 21 commercials! Did they say 22 in the episode but only do 21? You tell us! (They did.)

Reviews This Episode:

21 Super Bowl Commercials & 11 Super Bowl Snacks

In this episode, Chris and Steve put on their flannels, sharpen their wits, and finally grow hair on their chests (well, actually, Steve already has hair on his chest. Fun Fact: Chris is a 31 year old man who does not have a single hair on his chest) because they're talking about Axes. Throwing them, spraying them, no matter what format those axes take place, there's always one constant: your slight entertainment.

Reviews This Episode:

Axe Throwing

Paul Bunyan (1958)

Axe Body Spray