Rick is back to talk about the meeting heard round the world, scientists develop a device that lets you taste video games, KJP talks about what she's been doing since she left the White House, "measles parties" are a bad idea, JFK's underwear is sold at auction, and UK scientists have developed a sketchy genetically-modified banana that doesn't brown...

What happened yesterday with the Epstein list, Joy Behar's new narrative about Elon Musk, seven planets will be lined up tonight, a woman starts speaking with an accent after she breaks her jaw, more details in the death of Gene Hackman and his wife, and random female celebs going to space...

Pam Bondi says some Epstein files will be released later today, Maryland wants condoms for pre-schools, Gene Hackman found dead with his wife and dog, a "reverse discrimination" case goes to the Supreme Court, what seems like a cult but isn't, and a rare hand transplant happens...

Jill is back and Rick is out, Megyn Kelly & Don Lemon have an entertaining fight, a crazy conversation between two A.I. tools, what constitutes cheating in a relationship, a “Hooters” waitress is going viral for flaunting her baby bump in the chain’s maternity uniform, ABC News recently shared a shocking video that shows what it’s like to be eaten by a shark, and you could be sitting next to a dead body on your next flight...

Joy Reed cries about being fired, Rachel Maddow rips MSNBC in response, Alex Baldwin loses it on a Trump supporter, a California influencer pays $20 for a single strawberry, and the Fyre Festival guy is out of federal prison and ready to throw another party...

JOY REID gets fired, Elon Musk wants to know what federal employees are doing at work, Hooters might be filing for bankruptcy, common things that can land you in the ER, Ashley St. Clair has sued Elon Musk for sole custody of their child, a couple of guys make money waiting in line for others, and Jill has completely lost her voice...

Trump declares himself "King" in funny troll post, one woman's rare phobia, a HOA battle over an emotional support chicken, Kash Patel is confirmed as director of the FBI, Wendy's is trying out A.I. at its drive-thru, and Mitch McConnell announces his retirement...

Elon Musk has claimed that he’s uncovered people who are up to the age of 150 receiving social security benefits, a “Dear Abby” submission claims his wife robbed him at gunpoint, KFC moves to Texas, a mom has 'out of control' gift rules for her kid's birthday party, and what is being sprayed on our crops...

The action packed Daytona 500 from over the weekend, SNL anniversary show fell flat, $4.7 trillion is missing somehow, another tragic plane crash, sketchy FDA approvals and funding, a new poll shows liberal women are the most unhappy, and IRS text scams are everywhere this season...

It's VALENTINES DAY! RFK Jr. is confirmed, Cardi B blames Donald Trump for her ruined shoes, people are still TRIGGERED by the "Gulf of America" change by Google Maps, Trader Joe's is selling fertilized eggs, a Japanese company is trying to recruit workers by offering free drinks and hangover leave...