Bruce Springsteen loses his mind on stage at one of his shows, late airline passengers storm the tarmac, more details on the Southern Poverty Law Center fraud scandal, Ron DeSantis responds to Hakeem Jeffries, lab-grown butter is coming soon, and today is Arbor Day...

Southern Poverty Law Center indicted for fighting the racists that they paid to be racist, Iran attacked at least three commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz yesterday, Rick received an unusual piece of mail, fake blueberries are now being used to save money, more cry baby Starbucks workers, a 15 year old is charged with bullying because she won't play basketball with an 18 year old male, and there’s a new “fake facelift” hack...

President Trump announced yesterday he is extending the U.S.-Iran ceasefire indefinitely, the Southern Poverty Law Center is in very deep dookie, the step-brother of Anna Kepner pleads not guilty, Virginia voted to decide a redistricting referendum, Bruce Springsteen trashed by home state newspaper, the review of the Pentagon’s UFO files has found “interesting” documents, and today is EARTH DAY...

Tim Cook stepping down as CEO of Apple, JetBlue admits to gouging prices, Sloth World already having problems, a woman heard voices that saved her life, Amazon customers are furious over delivery drones dropping boxes from 10 feet in the air, and police are called over a schnitzel incident...

President Trump announces historic reforms to accelerate access to medical research, today is the Boston Marathon, USA TODAY makes up a story about he US Navy, eight killed in a domestic shooting in Louisiana, a hero principal saves his students from a gunman, insurance fraud in a bear suit, Amazon still working on their 007 remake, and a Chinese man gets surgery to remove a metal chopstick stuck in his throat...

A California woman sues a cruise line for overserving her, Illinois law no longer treats knowingly exposing someone to HIV a felony, a whistleblower says Trump accuser E Jean Carrol got paid to lie, more "fat phobia" on airlines, one of the last Wizard of Oz actors passes away, meowing pilots are getting looked at by the FAA, and the rapid ejection of disgraced politician Eric Swalwell...

Gas station clerk saves girl that was abducted, Door Dash driver goes viral for eating delivery food, a woman finds out sinister secret about her husband, President Trump says the Iran conflict is close to over, Iran will participate in the World Cup, Sydney Sweeney is triggering people again, smart glasses help blind runner complete marathon, and big news involving Live Nation...

Guy Fieri responds to backlash after viral moment at the UFC fight, Congress passes "Fitness Tax Credit Act of 2026", Baby Jessica has been arrested for domestic violence, Pope Leo XIV visited the Great Mosque of Algiers, and the U.S. naval blockade of Iranian ports showed its first concrete results yesterday, and today is TAX DAY...

Britney Spears checks into rehab, the amount of hours you should work daily for a "happy life", Eric Swalwell resigns from congress, President Trump vs The Pope, Tax Day is tomorrow, the husband of the woman missing in Bahamas is released from police custody, Anna Kepner's killer is indicted as an adult on charges of murder, and a veteran pilot’s last flight included a daredevil stunt that horrified passengers...

Rory McIlroy repeats as Masters champ, President Trump announced that the U.S. Navy would begin an immediate block of the Strait of Hormuz, California Rep. Eric Swalwell suspends his campaign for governor amid sexual assault allegations, NASA's Artemis II crew had a welcome home event in Houston, the latest dumb TikTok trend, and the things people casually did in the 90's that seem impossible now...