Funeral for Pope Francis is tomorrow, hotel assaults are on the rise, a Delta passenger was offered $3,000 from the crew to get off the plane, NFL Draft round 1 recap, self-driving semi trucks are on the road in Texas, President Trump's new incentive to increase the US birthrate, and a UK man gets the surprise of his life after being carjacked...

Jasmine Crockett on Jimmy Kimmel, Bill Maher on The View, dumb people on the street that can't answer basic questions, the government is finally seeking to ban certain petroleum-based food dyes, the search for the new Pope begins, New Jersey wildfires only about half contained, some dumb criminals, and Laura Ingraham has her hands full trying to make sense of the senseless...

The Supreme Court argues over LGBTQ material in school curriculum, another passenger kicked off a Delta flight, the FDA announces when food industry needs to stop using artificial dyes, Walmart has locked up their meat, Sam's Club is phasing out checkouts, and today's youth thinks social media is unhealthy...

RFK Jr. to announce plan to remove artificial dyes from food, the loneliest woman in the world, more democrats go to El Salvador, “Ozempic Feet” is the latest gruesome side effect that’s wreaking havoc on users of the medication, you can now rent an old guy in Japan, and today is EARTH DAY...

The new head of the FDA speaks out, Trump's Easter message, the Pope has died, North Korea is building their biggest warship ever, Madonna recently showed off her TikTok challenges with her 28 year old boyfriend, and Italian prisoners may have something new to look forward to...

Tragic shooting at FSU unfolds, Wendy's apologizes to Katy Perry, Karmelo Anthony's mom speaks about donations, D.A. asks for Menendez brothers' resentencing, a pandering politician in El Salvador, and a shocking amount of people have no idea what continent they live in...

Woman upset that her husband didn't cry at their wedding, the most polite way to tell someone to EFF OFF, 'Maryland man' Kilmar Abrego Garcia exposed in police records as 'violent' repeat wife beater, "Time" Magazine's most influential people, people have resorted to financing concert tickets, a child on a flight starts stabbing passengers with a fork, and more fun stats on government waste...

Biden speaks out and says some crazy stuff, more talk about the Blue Origin flight of women, the deadline to get a “Real ID” is less than a month away, an AI startup promises to call your elderly parents for you if you don’t have time, a scam alert with Indeed.com, and Boeing is having more airplane part problems...

Shaq slammed for greeting the President, a teacher shames students for bullying, FDA warns about fake Ozempic, a recap of the all female Blue Origin launch, there is a "mathematical formula" for a "truly joyful day", Trump meets with President of El Salvador, and it's Tax Day...

Trump in Miami at the UFC fight over the weekend, Tax Day is tomorrow, Rory McIlroy won the Masters, Blue Origins ladies launch blasts off today, your food is poisoning you more than you know, Bill Maher speaks out on his visit to the White House, China puts out a warning for thin people, and four men who call themselves the “cutthroat cowboys” were arrested for riding their “emotional support horses” through Wal-Mart...