Perez Hilton's family gives an update on his health, Oregon's governor wants to suspend student proficiency checks, BMW is now showing you ads on your dash, more food recalls, ad slots for the Super Bowl are already sold out, the Deland shooter has been arrested, ESPN executives are reportedly furious over Aaron Rodgers recent comments, and ticks are invading...

Perez Hilton hospitalized after disturbing live stream, Cracker Barrel enrages its customers again with menu changes, police identify a teen wanted in DeLand for double homicide, more restaurants mentioned in Cyclospora outbreak, Wisconsin gubernatorial democratic candidate calls for the killing of President Trump, and more examples of 'democratic socialism' actually being communism...

Early voting underway in Orange County ahead of primary election, Spider-Man "farter" causes theater to evacuate, Rosie O'Donnell will be back on The View soon, a man is in critical condition after he took a naked leap from the Brooklyn Bridge, and some idiot tries to smuggle $37,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee...

Rick almost pooped his pants this weekend, a gunman opens fire at an In-N-Out restaurant in Idaho killing three people, US and Iran set to restart talks this afternoon, FAA weighs new marijuana rules for pilots and air traffic controllers, a Florida couple learned that the cemetery plots they purchased already contain bodies, and Lake Mary Little League 12U softball team officially advanced to the Softball World Series!

Seattle's police chief has resigned, the Playboy photos that made it to the moon, cops say Tony Romo had an opened bottle of booze in the car, "Feet Juice" drinking trend has spread to China, young girls thanks Sophie Cunningham in new ad, Andy Cohen still sucks, an autistic first grader gets suspended, Spain has to deploy their military due to a wave of illegal immigrants, more Fauci hearing fallout, and Kelly Clarkson takes a mid-show poop...

Dr. Fauci plead the Fifth 111 times yesterday, a WNBA team owner's wife is triggered by teenage girls in the stands, the return of MySpace, Jared Leto denies sexual assault allegations, eBay pays out a major settlement, and women are dropping thousands of dollars on menopause vacations...

Someone from Florida won the $800 million MEGA MILLIONS, no evidence of "criminal neglect" in the death of the sloths in Sloth World, things that used to be free that aren't anymore, yet another Spiderman movie, the cost benefit of FLOCK cameras, and Gavin Newsom's ex-mistress spills all the details on their affair...

Dr. Fauci is busted when "Tony's Diary" is made public, a man is being accused of illegally wrestling protected sharks in Washington state, a shooting at a popular Seattle food festival, Bryan Kohberger is now trying to take back his guilty plea, a New York circus performer was airlifted to a hospital after a stunt goes wrong, Apopka residents express outrage over a massive proposed tax increase, and one hiker's miraculous survival after a fall left him gored by his own hiking stick...

A social media influencer is killed by her estranged husband after accusing him of pedophilia, families of 9/11 victims do NOT want NYC Mayor Mamdani from the 25th anniversary, President Trump goes full comedian at the press correspondents dinner, a couple in the U.K. was shocked to find stacks of money buried inside of their home, and what happened to Rick's feet over the weekend...

A man arrested for filming up a woman's skirt in Orange county, men-only gyms are now a thing, Jennifer Welch shows her desperation to be relevant, a 'code brown' fecal incident at a city pool, over 19 million eggs are being recalled due to salmonella, and an ex-porn star has been elected into office in Colombia...