Headlines with a dude on spring break arrested for biting another dude’s ear off

How the hell can you afford to keep your kids in band these days?

Open Phones brings us Willa, who found out something about a guy she’s dating that might be a big red flag, she’s asking us at least if it is

Open Phones continues with more comments about Willa’s boyfriend situation

Thank God for the P1’s naming sounds for us because how would we look it up? Jinlges rule

Headlines with a guy going to the ER because he got his girl’s hand stuck in his mouth

Sports with the hot chick behind Rick Pitino getting a huge offer to show what she’s working with

A full Monday edition of the show

Headlines with sponsorship opportunities available for the White House Easter Egg Hunt

The FOF HOTLINE is open 24/7, call now, 864-241-4318

The Mail Sack returns with comments about the show, mainly how our language is offensive to some

Plus, Paige might have told a fake story involving somebody else’s bathroom that might have been hers?

Table Rock, Polk County, Miami, South Korea, Japan, what’s with these wild fires everywhere?

Popeye the Slayer Man, Screamboat Willie, a lot of these characters have become public domain

Headlines

Locusts, autographs, where the people at? We hit a bunch early this morning

Headlines with a guy getting pulled out of an airplane bathroom for shitting too long

Sports with some angry fans smearing shit all over a statue of Wayne Gretzky, YES, human shit

A full Friday edition of TRG

Headlines says it’s National Single Parents Day

Open Phones when it comes to the bathrooms at work