On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss the delightful drama surrounding Polly's baby shower. Archie gets mad, Alice gets madder, and Veronica can't stop, won't stop name-dropping. John is convinced there's something buried beneath the drive-in, and Kaitlin is 250% positive that Kevin is the killer based on total lack of evidence.

On this very special episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin sit down with Amy Parks, assistant editor on RIVERDALE, to chat about how our favorite mystery puzzle gets pieced together.

While Kaitlin takes a stay with the Sisters of Quiet Mercy, John is joined by Brad Taylor (host of The Bear Trap on SoundCloud) to ponder the great mystery of WHAT IS THAT SCAR ON K.J. APA'S FOREHEAD?!?

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin FINALLY HEAR ARCHIE SING (!!!!!), meet Josie's super mean dad, and meet the infamous, tragic character that is Polly Cooper.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Val and Archie's blossoming romance, Penelope Blossom's Mommy Dearest vibes, and that snake in the box.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin break down why Archie is a sexy lamp, Alice is the literal worst, and Billy Loomis remains a very bad boy.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Juggy's sleuthing, why Betty's mom might actually be a demon, and if the show really got #JusticeForEthel... or is it Barb? Also: Kaitlin is bad at music, but Archie might not be.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin talk Ms. Grundy's creeping, Archie's better hair, and why this is totally the Betty and Veronica show.

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap the pilot episode of The CW's highly-anticipated new teen soap. Tune in to hear them discuss a certain character's questionable dye job, why Veronica is the real MVP of the series (no offense, Arch) and the icky, icky twincest.