Some mornings on The Rizzuto Show, everything runs like a well-oiled radio machine.

This… is not one of those mornings.

In this episode, the gang dives into a chaotic round of Rizz Show Password, and what should be a simple guessing game quickly becomes a masterclass in confusion, overthinking, and questionable clue strategy. If you’ve ever yelled at your car radio because the answer feels obvious, congratulations — you’ll fit right in with this comedy podcast episode.

It starts innocent enough: clues flying, teammates panicking, and listeners trying to piece together words from a trail of breadcrumbs like “South,” “Wild,” and “Outlaw.” Somehow that leads to the correct answer of Rebel, proving that sometimes the most chaotic path is still technically the right one.

Then things get weirder.

The crew stumbles into the now-legendary “Trash Panda” moment, where raccoons get the respect they deserve… and a contestant learns that the internet’s favorite nickname for them isn’t exactly common knowledge for everyone.

But the real meltdown — the moment that will absolutely live in Rizz Show history — is when the word turnip appears.

You would think a root vegetable would be easy, right?

Wrong.

Clues include things like “root,” “potato,” “greens,” “garden,” and somehow — in a moment that should probably be studied by communication experts — “areolas.”

Yes. Areolas.

What follows is nearly ten minutes of the most baffling, hilarious guessing spiral you’ll ever hear on a morning show. By the time someone finally says the word “turnip,” everyone in the room is emotionally exhausted and questioning their own intelligence.

And just when you think the chaos is over, the final round somehow lands on Green Lantern, thanks to clues like “light,” “green,” “Chinese,” and “handheld,” which sounds like a recipe for confusion but miraculously works.

This episode perfectly captures what makes The Rizzuto Show such a ridiculous daily hang: unpredictable conversations, ridiculous guesses, and the kind of spontaneous comedy that only happens when friends are trying way too hard to win a game on live radio.

If you enjoy weird news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, and friends roasting each other before 8am, this is exactly the kind of comedy podcast energy you came for.

So buckle up for trash pandas, vegetable drama, and one of the most unintentionally hilarious Password rounds in Rizz Show history.

Because sometimes the hardest word in the English language… is turnip.

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Birthdays on The Rizzuto Show usually involve cake, sarcasm, and at least one questionable idea… and today checks every box.

The gang kicks things off celebrating Riz while diving into a surprisingly deep conversation about the recent Nine Inch Nails tour. Lern gives her firsthand review of the show, complete with Trent Reznor theatrics, nostalgic industrial vibes, and a crowd full of 90s survivors dressed like they just walked out of a Hot Topic time machine. Doug’s multi-page concert review somehow becomes required reading, and suddenly everyone’s debating whether this could be the final NIN tour ever.

Then things get weird.

The crew discovers that the legendary Ace Ventura mechanical rhino prop — yes, the one from the infamous “butt birth” scene — is up for auction. Naturally, the discussion quickly escalates from “that’s hilarious” to “should the show actually buy this thing?” Between shipping logistics, size estimates, and punishment ideas involving someone spending the night inside it, the conversation goes exactly where you’d expect from a morning show that probably shouldn’t be trusted with large props.

In Crap on Celebrities, the entertainment news gets equally chaotic. Sharon Osbourne hints at the possible return of Ozzfest, Courtney Love might be teasing a Hole reunion, and a suspicious backstage incident at a country concert sparks a serious security conversation. The crew also reacts to the end of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, a bombshell Dr. Phil documentary, and some very concerning news about Andy Dick.

But the weirdness doesn’t stop there.

The show debates the greatest dinosaur characters of all time (which turns into a heated argument about Barney, Littlefoot, and Denver the Last Dinosaur), and then things spiral even further when the team asks a surprisingly deep question: Which movie villains were actually right the whole time? From Ferris Bueller to Ghostbusters to Jaws, the crew flips classic movie narratives upside down.

And of course, no episode is complete without games, birthdays, ridiculous debates, and the kind of off-the-rails humor that somehow keeps this comedy podcast rolling every single day.

If you came for serious journalism… you’re definitely in the wrong place.

But if you want ridiculous conversations, music nostalgia, pop culture chaos, and a morning show that absolutely should not be trusted with a mechanical rhino… welcome to your new favorite comedy podcast.

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The gang is finally back together… minus a couple fallopian tubes.

In today’s daily comedy show, Lern returns to the studio only days after surgery and immediately proves two things: recovery is messy, and The Rizzuto Show has absolutely zero boundaries when it comes to discussing medical procedures. From laparoscopic photos to recovery horror stories and the terrifying first post-surgery bathroom trip, the crew dives headfirst into the weird, painful, and hilariously awkward realities of healing.

Naturally, the conversation derails almost immediately.

What starts as a post-surgery check-in spirals into a surprisingly educational discussion about gut health, toilet habits, and the “10-minute rule” doctors swear by. Apparently most of us are turning the bathroom into a second office… and our phones are the biggest reason why.

Then things take a turn into tech-saving-lives territory when the crew talks about a wild story of an Apple Watch automatically calling 911 after a crash that left a driver trapped upside down in a freezing river. It’s one of those rare moments where technology actually looks like a superhero instead of something that just tracks how poorly you slept.

But the chaos really ramps up when Rafe reveals he’s been invited to join a Blackfoot tribe in Canada… except there’s a slight problem: Canada doesn’t love letting people in with old DUIs. What follows is a completely unhinged deep dive into border laws, criminal rehabilitation paperwork, and the crew brainstorming ways to sneak Rafe into Alberta like some kind of comedy-podcast fugitive.

And just when you think things can’t get stranger, the show tackles a mind-bending hypothetical: if you could go back in time and change ONE thing in your life, what would it be? One answer involves preventing dogs from ever jumping on the bed. Another involves trying to stop 9/11 with nothing but rollerblades, a Limp Bizkit shirt, and a desperate warning.

Yes… it’s that kind of episode.

If you love ridiculous conversations, weird news stories, and friends roasting each other through every awkward moment of life, this daily comedy show delivers exactly the chaos you signed up for.

Because when The Rizzuto Show gets together, even surgery recovery somehow turns into a completely unpredictable daily comedy show.

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Rizz and Tim venture into the darkest territory of the season with an unflinching look at the long, brutal history of executions — and what these methods reveal about the societies that carried them out.

Spanning thousands of years, this episode traces humanity’s evolving relationship with state-sanctioned death, from ancient punishments designed as public spectacle to medieval torture systems built around confession, and finally to modern execution methods marketed as humane and scientific. Along the way, the episode confronts a disturbing paradox: as societies claim to become more civilized, their methods of killing often become more efficient, more clinical, and easier to ignore. It’s not just a history of execution — it’s a reflection on power, progress, and the uncomfortable reality of what justice has looked like across human history

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In this episode of The Spread Zone, Scott Rizzuto, Tim McKernan, and Anthony Stalter break down three of the biggest sports betting opportunities of the week: the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill, the Missouri Valley Conference Tournament (Arch Madness), and the upcoming World Baseball Classic. The crew analyzes course conditions and betting angles for one of the toughest stops on the PGA Tour, debates value plays and long shots as conference tournament season begins in the Missouri Valley, and looks at where the best futures and pool bets may exist in the international baseball markets. Along the way, they discuss how to approach outrights, placement bets, matchups, and futures while balancing favorites with deeper value picks. It’s a strategy-driven episode focused on building smart betting cards and finding opportunities across golf, college basketball, and international baseball. The Spread Zone is presented by FanDuel Sportsbook. 

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Today’s funny podcast kicks off with important cultural education: what exactly is a punchki (and why does it sound like something you shouldn’t Google at work)? It’s International Pancake Day, it’s March 4th (the only holiday that’s also a command), and somehow that spirals into Cardinals ticket math, dynamic pricing debates, and the realization that yes — $29 for unlimited ballpark hot dogs will absolutely test your personal integrity.

Then we unleash one of the most chaotic listener games in show history: Two Truths and a Lie. Disturbed superfans who’ve never seen Disturbed. Woof Wednesday regulars who may or may not be hoarding dogs. A dude slimed on Nickelodeon who also traveled the country playing competitive dodgeball. We don’t just guess — we overanalyze like it’s a true crime doc.

Meanwhile, Rafe returns from Trailer Trash Tammy’s Pontoon 2 cruise with tales of:

• A completely full cruise jail.
• A man under house arrest at sea.
• Moo-moo themed fights.
• And a potential invitation to be indoctrinated into the Blackfoot tribe (yes, really).

Somehow in the middle of all this, we also break down HBO’s “DTF St. Louis,” debate whether St. Louis suburbs really look like Atlanta, and question why every fictional TV station west of the Mississippi still starts with a “W.” We’re looking at you, Hollywood.

There’s celebrity chaos (Christina Applegate ditching Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach), Twisted Sister news, casino roulette stories, and enough side quests to make your GPS give up entirely.

If you’re here for a funny podcast that blends daily comedy, pop culture commentary, weird news, St. Louis pride, and just enough chaos to make you question your life choices — congratulations. You found your people.

This funny podcast is part morning show, part group therapy, and part “who let these guys have microphones?”

And yes… we absolutely try to generate Rafe’s Native American name on-air using a questionable internet quiz. Because of course we do.

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It’s March 4th — the only date on the calendar that doubles as a command — and this daily comedy show absolutely understood the assignment. We’re celebrating Punchki Day, International Pancake Day, and apparently “Expose Yourself During Two Truths and a Lie” Day… because that’s what happened.

First up, we learn about the Cardinals’ new all-inclusive ticket deal — $29 gets you into the game AND unlimited hot dogs, nachos, popcorn, fountain drinks, chicken fingers… basically the kind of buffet that makes you whisper, “I’m about to ruin my summer body.” Dynamic pricing means you might pay more for Opening Day, but hey — on a Tuesday against the Marlins? You might eat your ticket price in popcorn alone. St. Louis math.

Then we dive into the main event: Two Truths and a Lie, sponsored by Universal Windows Direct. And wow… you guys showed up ready to emotionally manipulate us.

We had:

• A man who claimed Disturbed is his favorite band… but has never seen them live (and somehow has also never bought concert merch — suspicious behavior).
• A Woof Wednesday regular who played the long game with dog math.
• A dude who casually dropped “I was slimed on Nickelodeon” like that’s just a normal Tuesday memory.
• A competitive dodgeball champion (Missouri State Games flex, okay!)
• A guy who broke his arm “over someone’s head” and somehow sounded exactly 6’4” while saying it.
• And of course, the Fort Myers timeshare debate that nearly broke the studio.

Moon went full detective mode. Rafe started analyzing vocal tone like he’s in the FBI Behavioral Unit. King Scott had the printed answers like a proud substitute teacher. And Riz? Just trying to keep the circus moving forward.

We also squeeze in March 4th holidays (Grammar Day, Peace Corps Day, World Obesity Day — what a combo), plus a preview of tomorrow’s Cardinals visit and an upcoming chat about the 24th Annual NAMI Walk St. Louis.

If you like unpredictable callers, friendly chaos, sarcastic humor, St. Louis energy, and a daily comedy show that somehow turns breakfast food into competitive sport — this episode delivers.

This is what happens when a daily comedy show gives the phones to the people and trusts them not to lie convincingly.

Spoiler: They lie convincingly.

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Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where absolutely nothing stays on topic and somehow everything still works.

Today’s chaos kicks off with a brand-new listener game: Two Truths and a Lie. The twist? You call in. You try to fool us. And if you trick the majority of the studio, you win tickets. Simple. Clean. Probably not. Because the Rizz Show crew immediately proves we are wildly overconfident in our lie-detecting abilities. Shocking.

From there, things take a hard left into movie talk — including whether The Substance is a safe airplane watch (spoiler: absolutely not unless you enjoy strangers thinking you're watching something wildly inappropriate). Then we spiral into HBO’s DTF St. Louis and whether the show actually understands St. Louis… or just Googled “Arch” and called it a day. Why does every character say “St. Louis” like they’re being paid per mention? And why does every window apparently have a perfect Arch view? We investigate. Loudly.

In Crap on Celebrities, we unpack:

• Christina Applegate ditching Brad Pitt for Sebastian Bach (imagine that car ride home).
• Jim Carrey’s new face and the internet screaming “clone conspiracy.”
• Billy Idol kicking heroin by switching to crack (which is… a strategy?).
• Billy Corgan’s theory that rock music was intentionally dialed down by shadowy forces.
• Why country music is suddenly dominating everything.
• Ozzfest’s return.
• Squid Game’s “celebrity” edition (and we use the term loosely).

Basically, this daily comedy show covers celebrity news, pop culture commentary, music chaos, and weird news with the exact level of sarcasm you’d expect from grown adults arguing about recumbent bikes.

And because we’re nothing if not competitive, we end with listener showdowns in Two Truths and a Lie — proving once again that our audience is either wildly fascinating… or disturbingly good at lying.

It’s another beautifully unhinged daily comedy show from Rizz and the gang — serving up funny stories, entertainment gossip, St. Louis flavor, and just enough nonsense to make your commute slightly less painful.

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Rafe is back from Trailer Trash Tammy’s cruise and apparently spent the week testing the limits of international waters, roulette tables, and common sense. This comedy podcast episode kicks off with cruise shenanigans that include “messing with the locals” (nicely), a leather hat vendor lighting merchandise on fire to prove authenticity, and a surprise invitation to join the Blackfoot Nation — yes, seriously.

From there, it spirals the way only we can spiral.

There’s a full breakdown of cruise jail being so packed they had to put a guy on house arrest. We try (unsuccessfully) to figure out how many people the brig actually holds, whether stand-up sets for inmates at sea are allowed, and how you even explain to your family that you got locked up on a themed cruise.

Then comes the roulette meltdown. Rafe turns a complimentary $50 casino chip into $1,600 in about ten minutes, gathers a crowd chanting “LET IT RIDE,” achieves what can only be described as temporary Golden God status… and then gives it all back in one spin. It’s the kind of confidence you only get when you’re damp from jumping in the pool fully clothed and think you’ve cracked probability itself. It’s also the kind of chaos that makes this comedy podcast what it is.

We also get into spring break travel insanity (171 million people flying?!), Southwest Airlines losing its identity, and Meta smart glasses possibly recording your life for strangers in another hemisphere to review. Technology is amazing. Also horrifying. Mostly both.

And because life likes tonal whiplash, we cover a serious and disturbing local story that reminds everyone to stay alert and look out for each other. It’s real talk mixed with sarcastic humor, which is basically our brand at this point.

If you like your comedy podcast with cruise fights in moomoos, casino delusion, pop culture commentary, travel tips, weird news, and a little St. Louis edge, you’re in the right place.

Welcome back to the chaos.

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Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are all babies actually cute… or are we just lying to each other?

Today’s episode kicks off with a bold (and possibly career-ending) debate about ugly babies. Yes, we said it. Not every newborn looks like a Gerber model. Some look like tiny old men. Some look like they’re mad at taxes. But as Moon wisely points out, the “ugly” ones sometimes grow up to be absolute stunners. It’s science. Probably.

Speaking of Gerber — the 2026 Gerber Baby Photo Search is officially back with a twist. This year it’s not just about the baby’s cute little face. Now they want to celebrate the parents too. Which raises the question: are we entering babies… or is this a LinkedIn networking event with bibs? There’s $50,000 on the line for the little ones, so yes, stage parents, this is your Super Bowl.

Then we roll into a full-blown Simpleton Trivia showdown — rapid-fire questions, 45 seconds, and just enough pressure to make grown adults forget what a rectangle looks like. Moon goes on a heater. Scott debates whether a thermostat counts as a thermometer. Jamie… well… chlorophyll had a moment. It’s chaotic, competitive, and exactly what makes this daily comedy show such a disaster in the best possible way.

We also dive into Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville engagement story — complete with live band coordination, Tennessee Whiskey, a perfectly timed Hardy song, confetti cannons, and enough romance to make the rest of us question our own proposals. Meanwhile, Rizz prepares for his 20th anniversary and quietly wonders if he should’ve added lasers.

There’s coffee spills that rival environmental disasters. There’s vacation planning to Mexico with full swim-up bar strategy. There’s grown adults arguing over muffin timing. It’s everything you want from a daily comedy show that thrives on real-life chaos, questionable takes, and a whole lot of laughter.

This is The Rizzuto Show. It’s messy. It’s sarcastic. It’s weirdly heartfelt. And somehow… it works.

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