Welcome back to your favorite daily comedy show, where we ask the hard-hitting questions like: Are all babies actually cute… or are we just lying to each other?

Today’s episode kicks off with a bold (and possibly career-ending) debate about ugly babies. Yes, we said it. Not every newborn looks like a Gerber model. Some look like tiny old men. Some look like they’re mad at taxes. But as Moon wisely points out, the “ugly” ones sometimes grow up to be absolute stunners. It’s science. Probably.

Speaking of Gerber — the 2026 Gerber Baby Photo Search is officially back with a twist. This year it’s not just about the baby’s cute little face. Now they want to celebrate the parents too. Which raises the question: are we entering babies… or is this a LinkedIn networking event with bibs? There’s $50,000 on the line for the little ones, so yes, stage parents, this is your Super Bowl.

Then we roll into a full-blown Simpleton Trivia showdown — rapid-fire questions, 45 seconds, and just enough pressure to make grown adults forget what a rectangle looks like. Moon goes on a heater. Scott debates whether a thermostat counts as a thermometer. Jamie… well… chlorophyll had a moment. It’s chaotic, competitive, and exactly what makes this daily comedy show such a disaster in the best possible way.

We also dive into Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville engagement story — complete with live band coordination, Tennessee Whiskey, a perfectly timed Hardy song, confetti cannons, and enough romance to make the rest of us question our own proposals. Meanwhile, Rizz prepares for his 20th anniversary and quietly wonders if he should’ve added lasers.

There’s coffee spills that rival environmental disasters. There’s vacation planning to Mexico with full swim-up bar strategy. There’s grown adults arguing over muffin timing. It’s everything you want from a daily comedy show that thrives on real-life chaos, questionable takes, and a whole lot of laughter.

This is The Rizzuto Show. It’s messy. It’s sarcastic. It’s weirdly heartfelt. And somehow… it works.

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On today’s daily comedy show, we bravely tackle one of society’s most sensitive topics: not every baby is cute. There, we said it. Inspired by the newly announced Gerber “Behind the Baby” photo search (yes, it’s back and yes, parents now get included), the gang debates the real question — do “ugly” babies actually grow up hotter? Is there a cosmic trade-off system? And should Gerber lean all the way in and create an “Ugly Baby Line” just for the laughs? We’re asking the real parenting questions here.

The 2026 Gerber Baby contest is officially open, offering $50,000 for ages 0–3 and $10,000 for ages 3–5. You just need one photo and a 200-word story about your kid’s “everyday victories.” Simple. Unless your baby peaked at three weeks old and now looks like a tiny angry accountant. Then what? We break down the new twist, the stage-parent energy, and why shaped heads apparently matter more than anything.

Then it’s time for Simpleton Trivia — aka 45 seconds of public humiliation. Listeners can either answer 10 rapid-fire questions themselves or gamble on Moon, King Scott, or Jamie pulling it off without spiraling into chaos. Spoiler: thermostats are not thermometers. Chloroform is not what plants breathe. And Madonna being called the “Queen of Pop” caused way more tension than expected.

We run through baseball questions, St. Louis pride, rock trivia, Harry Potter, sports, and enough pop culture curveballs to make everyone sweat. Some callers bet for the guys. Some bet against. Some sound like they’re about to cry on live radio. It’s beautiful.

We also celebrate a buffet of random March 3rd holidays — National Cold Cuts Day, National Canadian Bacon Day (which Canadians insist is just ham), Soup It Forward Day, and the deeply terrifying “What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day.” Because nothing says a responsible daily comedy show like imagining your dog opening cabinets.

And of course, we wrap by debating the greatest TV show of all time (Breaking Bad? The Wire? Fight about it in the comments) before pivoting into which U.S. state is the fittest — because we like to emotionally damage multiple demographics per episode.

It’s celebrity gossip, weird news energy, trivia chaos, Saint Louis pride, and pure Rizz Show nonsense — exactly what you expect from a daily comedy show that refuses to take itself too seriously.

Laugh with us. Roast us. Bet against us. Just don’t submit your baby unless you’re emotionally prepared.

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If you came here for emotional growth… wrong show. If you came here for chaotic, sarcastic, wildly unqualified movie criticism and questionable trivia confidence? Welcome home.

Today’s comedy podcast kicks off with a tribute to Bo Gritz, the real-life inspiration behind John Rambo — because nothing says “morning show vibes” like discussing Vietnam-era legends before spiraling into body horror films 12 minutes later.

Speaking of spiraling… Rizz watched The Substance on a plane. Yes, in public. Yes, with full nudity. Yes, with the brightness probably way too high. Demi Moore? Committed. Margaret Qualley? Prosthetics. Scott? Immediately downloaded it. The gang debates whether it’s brilliant social commentary or just a two-hour fever dream with fake boobs and chaos. We also dive into what qualifies as a “body horror” film and whether watching it mid-flight should put you on a list somewhere.

From there, we bounce through:

• The first indoor hockey game ending in a full-on 1800s brawl
• Dolly Parton casually becoming even more iconic
• Lil Jon’s tragic family update
• Bryan Adams hitting the Spotify billions club (Scott’s first slow dance moment included)
• Frankie Valli possibly being wheeled out like a Vegas animatronic
• Metallica at The Sphere and why your mortgage might have to wait
• Diddy’s shifting prison timeline
• And a rapid-fire debate about which celebrities used prosthetics in nude scenes (yes, this is a real segment)

Plus: Simpleton Trivia, Point Fest lineup updates, and the kind of sarcastic humor only a daily comedy podcast from St. Louis can legally produce before 10 a.m.

If you love pop culture commentary, weird news, celebrity chaos, and a morning talk show that proudly derails itself, this episode of The Rizzuto Show comedy podcast delivers peak daily comedy energy.

We are not doctors.

We are not film critics.

We are barely adults.

But we are consistent.

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If you like your news strange, emotional, mildly infuriating, and occasionally life-affirming, congratulations — you found your people.

On today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show, we unpack one of the wildest stories we’ve seen in years: a mother who disappeared in 2001, leaving behind three kids, only to be found alive decades later just a few hours away. No new identity. No tropical island. Just… gone. For 24 years.

We talk forgiveness, mental health, family trauma, and the uncomfortable question: could you ever welcome someone back after that? It’s heavy — but this is still a daily comedy show, so yes, we also roast the situation just enough to keep everyone breathing.

Then we pivot (because emotional whiplash is kind of our brand) to a marathon disaster where race leaders followed the police escort — directly off course. One wrong turn cost them podium finishes and serious prize money. Lesson learned? Maybe know the course. Or maybe have ONE volunteer with a flag. Just a thought.

We also break down the massive $241 million jury verdict against Prairie Farms involving a tragic dry ice accident. It’s a serious story with huge consequences — and it sparks one of those debates that makes you rethink how companies handle safety.

Oh, and a dog causes a multi-car accident on I-270 because apparently we now need to buckle in pets like NASCAR drivers.

Somewhere in between:

• Jamie’s over-the-top Nashville proposal involving private jets and confetti cannons
• Anniversary pressure and vacation countdowns
• Resort bribery tips (purely hypothetical, of course)
• And how Scott and Rizz once led hundreds of people into the woods during a charity walk

It’s emotional. It’s ridiculous. It’s sarcastic. It’s occasionally heartfelt. It’s absolutely your favorite daily comedy show doing what it does best — taking real headlines and reacting the only way we know how: loudly.

If you’re into weird news, pop culture commentary, fail stories, and a group of friends arguing like siblings before 10 a.m., welcome to The Rizzuto Show — the daily comedy show that makes the chaos slightly more tolerable.

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Today’s daily comedy episode proves two things: kids are expensive, and karaoke should absolutely require a permit.

We kick things off with an email that had the entire studio arguing like a courtroom drama sponsored by Fisher-Price. A military family’s kid chucks a Lego at a friend’s 75-inch QLED TV (because of course it was a 75-inch QLED), leaving a tiny but permanent “oops” mark. They do the right thing and offer to replace it — $1,200 later — only to find out the “damaged” TV is getting relocated to the daughter’s room. Wait… what? Is that justice? Is that capitalism? Is that just the cost of letting children exist in your home? Rizz, Moon, and King Scott debate responsibility, friendship, and whether the real solution is simply moving to a new town and changing your identity.

Then we dive into the wildest dating trend we’ve heard in a while: “Alpine Divorce.” It sounds like a seasonal IPA. It is not. It’s apparently when someone strands their partner in the wilderness as punishment. Romantic! Nothing says “I love you” like abandoning someone mid-hike because they forgot a water bottle. We unpack the psychology behind it and question how this is even a thing. Ghosting? Bad. Ghost-lighting? Worse. Alpine Divorce? Congratulations, you’re on a watch list.

And then — because we care about the people — we establish the official list of karaoke songs that should be considered arrestable offenses. Whitney Houston? Jail. Bohemian Rhapsody? Straight to court. “My Heart Will Go On”? Emotional felony. The crew breaks down the crimes, the charges, and the sentencing guidelines for murdering everyone’s ears at your local bar. It’s the kind of public service announcement only a true daily comedy show would dare to provide.

Between parenting disasters, dating red flags, and musical war crimes, this episode has everything you expect from your favorite St. Louis daily comedy chaos factory.

You’ve been warned. Bring snacks. And maybe don’t bring your kids anywhere.

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• She sang her national anthem during karaoke. Now she’s under arrest
• ‘Alpine Divorce’ Explained: Meaning and Why People Are Talking About It
• There's a toxic new dating trend called 'ghostlighting.' It's even worse than ghosting.

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If you’ve ever thought, “What’s the worst that could happen?” — today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show answers that with: a Lego and a 75-inch QLED.

We kick things off with a listener email that spirals faster than a toddler with building blocks. A military family makes new friends. Their kid launches a Lego. The Lego meets TV. The TV loses. Suddenly it’s a $1,200 moral dilemma involving Amazon orders, Facebook Marketplace dreams, and whether you’re entitled to the “damaged goods” after offering to replace it. Is it doing the right thing… or financing someone else’s home upgrade? We debate it like the totally qualified life coaches we are. Spoiler: don’t bring your kids anywhere. Ever.

Then we dive headfirst into the latest dating insanity lighting up TikTok: Alpine Divorce — where someone literally leaves their partner stranded on a hike. Yes, this is apparently a thing. Yes, we’re concerned. And yes, King Scott briefly considers whether he would’ve tried this in a past relationship. From narcissistic punishment hikes to ghostlighting (ghosting + gaslighting = modern romance), this comedy podcast unpacks the absolute circus that is dating in 2026.

And because love clearly needed one more hit, divorce lawyers of Reddit reveal the pettiest reasons people filed for divorce. We’re talking:

• Asking how someone takes their coffee for seven years

• Smacking lips while eating

• $42,000 spent on psychic hotlines

• Monitoring toilet paper usage like it’s a federal audit

Somewhere in here we accidentally hold a memorial for Ms. Cleo, question which professions cheat the most (uniforms… looking at you), and discover that apparently pharmacists are the gold standard of loyalty. Farmers too. Accountants are out here winning quietly.

It’s messy. It’s chaotic. It’s oddly therapeutic. It’s exactly what a daily comedy podcast should be — friends arguing about nonsense while occasionally stumbling into real-life wisdom.

If you came for thoughtful relationship guidance… lower your expectations immediately.

If you came for laughs, weird news, and St. Louis morning show chaos — welcome home.

This is The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy podcast where we solve nothing but talk about everything.

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What starts as a simple karaoke conversation turns into a full-blown legal system designed by idiots with microphones — which means it’s a perfect day on The Rizzuto Show.

In this episode of your favorite comedy podcast, we ask the important questions: Should “I Will Always Love You” require a vocal license? Is “Bohemian Rhapsody” basically kidnapping? And why does every drunk guy think he can rap “Lose Yourself” after remembering only the “mom’s spaghetti” part? We break down the songs that should result in immediate removal from the stage — complete with official charges like Public Depression, High Altitude Negligence, and Fraud (looking at you, “Tequila”).

But the chaos doesn’t stop at karaoke court.

The internet is currently debating whether Jim Carrey has been replaced by a French-speaking clone after a bizarre awards show appearance. Is it prosthetics? A prank? A Kaufman-level social experiment? Or just the most aggressive lighting in history? We unpack it the only way a responsible comedy podcast can — recklessly and with zero medical credentials.

Then there’s Shia LaBeouf, who continues to treat public interviews like confessionals no one asked for. Kelly Osbourne sparks concern online. We talk Prince anniversary celebrations, celebrity birthdays, and the weird reality of watching your childhood icons age (while we pretend we’re not).

It’s daily humor, funny celebrity gossip, weird news, pop culture commentary, and sarcastic nonsense straight out of St. Louis. If you like your entertainment served with a side of “we probably shouldn’t say this but here we go,” you’re in the right place.

The Rizzuto Show is your daily show, your funny morning show, and occasionally your support group for surviving karaoke night. Thanks for listening to the comedy podcast that’s brave enough to say what everyone else is thinking: some songs should come with a warning label.

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You ever go to Vegas for “work” and accidentally turn into a socially awkward casino goblin with access to steak money? Yeah. That’s this episode.

In Episode 101 of your favorite daily comedy podcast, the crew welcomes KC95’s Tim Virgin into the early-morning chaos while Riz breaks down his 48-hour Vegas sprint — which included flying Southwest (girth battle included), getting rescued from a questionable hotel by a hero friend with standards, and discovering that Fremont Street is basically a live-action fever dream with zip lines and Chippendales.

But that’s just the warm-up.

Riz attends a record label convention where Linda Perry performs, AI panels nearly induce a coma, and radio is once again declared “dead” for the 47th straight year. (Spoiler: it’s not.) Tim Virgin delivers an intro so epic it basically resurrects the room, and Riz uses his moment on stage to yell at record companies for sending drummers to interviews. Lead singer or we riot.

Then comes the emotional rollercoaster:

• Riz meets Jacob from Sublime… and immediately shuts down like a Windows 98 desktop.
• He reflects on sitting next to Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen on a plane without saying a word.
• He realizes he may be wildly successful… and still socially broken.

And then… redemption.

Riz stumbles into a showcase for Barbarians of California (AWOLNATION’s side project) and actually loves it. Like, downloads-it-immediately loves it. There’s hope, people.

Also:

• Slot machines hit. Twice.
• $1,200 up.
• Rib cap steak that changed his life.
• Four Mai Tais at a tiki bar.
• Zero regret.
• One extremely positive Monday.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show delivers everything you expect from a daily comedy podcast — celebrity near-misses, industry chaos, gambling wins, sarcastic life advice, and Tim Virgin absolutely thriving in morning radio madness.

If you like funny show energy, entertainment gossip, weird news vibes, radio insider stories, and watching grown men try to process their emotions through steak and slot machines… congratulations. You’re home.

It’s the kind of daily comedy podcast that reminds you radio isn’t dead — it’s just slightly hungover and holding a Mai Tai.

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It’s a full-blown Friday free-for-all on The Rizzuto Show as the crew dives headfirst into a triple-threat episode of chaos.

Clownvis joins the show and talks about his viral interview with Maynard James Keenan — yes, that Maynard — and how he managed to get one of rock’s most notoriously difficult interviewees to actually loosen up and laugh. The crew dives into comedy as connection, crying at work (turns out, most of us have), and the fine art of breaking emotional seals via TV shows like Lost and movies like Big Fish. It’s vulnerable. It’s weirdly wholesome. It’s still unhinged.

The legendary Bean Boozled “Good or Gross” challenge returns, and it’s every bit as traumatic as you remember. Stink bug vs. toasted marshmallow. Booger vs. juicy pear. Burnt rubber vs. licorice. Somehow, against all statistical logic, the callers go on an absolute heater — five straight “good” beans — while the studio debates swallowing rules, floor beans, and whether anyone might actually jump out a window over a stink bug flavor. Concert tickets are on the line, dignity is not.

And because no Friday is complete without spiraling into nonsense, the show also tackles:

• The rising trend of solo dining and solo concerts
• Why driving a van becomes attractive after 25
• Whether Lent sacrifices actually last more than 48 hours
• Why people are specifically giving up Wendy’s Baconators
• How often you’re “supposed” to replace your underwear (spoiler: nobody is following that timeline)
• And whether someone in the room might secretly have a “moss butt” situation brewing

From pasta with Maynard to Fruit of the Loom formalwear to lawn seats at Five Finger Death Punch, this episode is a beautiful blend of gross-out games, accidental life advice, and the kind of spiraling tangents that somehow only make sense on a Friday.

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• Should You Change Your Underwear In Every 6 Months?
• “Most unhinged glow-up”: Unsurprisingly, Americans are obsessed with Fruit of the Loom’s sweatpant suit
• Solo dining surges 52% as Americans embrace 'Me-Me-Me Economy' over shared meals
• NC mom of three who vanished 24 years ago reveals why she ditched family
• Hopkins County woman charged after allegedly using “movie money” to post bond
• Man, two girls injured after suspected lightning strikes during Perth storm
• Two charged with murder of Australian grandfather after 'mistaken identity' kidnapping
• Block lays off nearly half its staff because of AI. Its CEO said most companies will do the same
• Did the Tampa International Airport Really Just Ban Pajamas?
• Falling antlers caused ‘severe’ injuries to couple dining at LongHorn Steakhouse
• Man Attacked by Dogs Unexpectedly Saved by Exploding Phone in His Pocket
• ‘Die Hard’ in DeKalb? Armed burglar found hiding in business air vent
• Man who robbed Ocala Taco Bell with large rock gets four years in prison
• Muncie man robs Taco Bell with pruning shears: Court Docs
• Florida man drives flaming car down highway, charged with DUI
• Man defrauds company, steals more than 400 smart toilets in Miami

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There are moments in radio history where legends are made.

This is not one of those moments.

This is the episode where we voluntarily ate jelly beans that taste like burnt rubber, liver and onions, wet dog, and — yes — actual stink bug… all in the name of giving away concert tickets.

Welcome to the Rizzuto Show’s most statistically impossible round of “Good or Gross.”

In today’s funny podcast, the gang breaks out a fresh batch of Bean Boozled beans that have been “warming in the sun” like that somehow improves the situation. We spin the wheel, let callers predict “good” or “gross,” and if they’re right, they win tickets. If they’re wrong? We suffer. That’s the system. That’s the chaos. That’s radio, baby.

Flavors on deck include:

• Booger or Juicy Pear

• Burnt Rubber or Licorice

• Liver & Onions or Cappuccino

• Toothpaste or Berry Blue

• Stinky Socks or Tutti Frutti

• And the nightmare fuel: Stink Bug

Moon debates abandoning the building if he pulls stink bug. King Scott questions whether we even have time for this nonsense. Toothpaste becomes an accidental blessing. At one point, a bean hits the floor and we briefly consider just… eating it anyway. Because professionalism.

But here’s the twist: we go FIVE straight “good” beans in a row. Five. In a game designed for suffering. Either the jelly bean gods smiled upon us, or the matrix glitched.

Listeners walk away with tickets to Filter, Finger Eleven, Young the Giant, and Point Fest while we walk away with lingering flavor trauma and a renewed distrust of speckled candy.

This episode is pure funny podcast chaos — the kind where optimism meets gastrointestinal fear and somehow wins. If you love a daily show that blends concert giveaways, food challenges, sarcasm, and a room full of adults questioning their life choices, this is your flavor (hopefully not stink bug).

The Rizzuto Show continues to prove why this funny podcast is basically group therapy with worse snacks.

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