Jackknife is on the Band-Aid run. Michael McDonald is in the vents. Roy, Henry, and Vincent price ruminate a solution to the ghost invasion. It's Halloween eve on the Island Nation, so grab yourself a laser rifle and lay down some suppressing fire.

Fasten your candy corn and secure your loose Charleston Chews, it's the 1982 Roy H. Pomeroy Podcast Halloween Spooktacular, part 1 of 2, featuring Vincent Price! Get your hands on RHP merch here: https://www.teepublic.com/user/ted-s-shirts

The Professor Squad Season 3, Episode 17 - The Zimmerman Quandary. (Original Airdate, September 22, 1982.)

With Roy at home writing his western novels, Jack Nicholson's previously unaired pilot for a podcast goes haywire. Sponsored by Hawaiian Punch - made with 100% real obsidian and 7% fruit juice by volume.

Roy is sidelined at the dentist, so Jack Nicholson fills in. Special guest star Vincent Price! Sponsored by Taster's Choice Instant Coffee.

Jack Nicholson leaves an answering machine message. Sponsored by Saltines, the quite salty cracker of note.

Roy dons the diving suit and enters an evil purple dimension only to suffer from a communication breakdown and become incredibly tempted by a counteroffer. Sponsored by no one.

Bob Dylan and Roy have a tremendous political fight. Roy and Henry team up to fight crime on behalf of the Hostess Pie Company.

Roy and Henry record a line for the upcoming Star Wars film. A mysterious package arrives. Ringo is missing. Brought to you by Light Beer - the only beer made of pure light.

Roy and Henry discuss the King of the Surf, issue an apology, and record dialog for The Professor Squadron: Season 2 - (Weekdays a 4:30pm PST on KTLA Channel 5.) Brought to you by Bondo - Because Rust Never Ever Sleeps.