Roy and Henry embark upon a guided old west adventure. John Lennon is crying over the LA real estate market. Werewolf warnings are issued. This episode is pridefully sponsored by Brasso, the only brass polish made of brass... and wax.

Bob Dylan is the guest of the day on this star-packed far-out episode. Roy and Henry also check in with Wilford Brimley and Beatle John Lennon of The World-Famous Beatles.

Sir Wilford Brimley joins the RHP Show via horsey phone. Roy speaks with John Lennon, who is on a punk rock and new wave kick. Henry vows to best Jasper in a dunebuggy stunt spectacular. This episode is sponsored by Mattress Time! Mention promo code J.A.S.P.E.R. to receive 10% off your next springloaded classic quilted mattress and box spring.

Muppet creator Jim Henson joins Roy and Henry in studio to discuss taxes and puppets. Roy tangles with a hothead on the phone lines. Belarus is on the hook for a 30 million military budget shortfall.

Roy and Henry speak to John Lennon (The Beatles, The Dick Cavett Show) regarding the cinnamon and werewolf situation in the Island Nation of California. A concerned citizen calls in to sound off on all this darn cinnamon that's been blowing around lately.

1982 has arrived, Mike Curb has destroyed the USA. Martial law and denim rule the land as Roy and Henry take to the airwaves!

It's the Professor Squad, season 1, episode 4, first broadcast on December 23, 1981. Sorry for the sound quality, but I recorded this episode from KTLA on SLP mode on my VCR. Brought to you by the '82 Chrysler LeBaron, Atari at The Broadway, and Coors Light.

Roy and Henry discuss the latest on Operation: Clip & Save, and record a pizza safety PSA for the holidays. Lunch is a choice between a car inspection or a holiday cookie contest.

Roy and Henry discuss the big sports game last night. Did you see it? They record narration for an important train safety film.

Roy rattles off a list of 50 incredible king sayings. They discuss security at the Curb Compound, and record a pasta advertisement.