The Rules

Multi-talented comedian Alasdair Beckett-King guides Simon towards subjugating the rich with book tokens and genetically engineered foxes.

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Stand-up, writer and immigration solicitor Sikisa employs Simon to add rules on public weeing, shared Spotify account etiquette and denigration of professional wrestling.

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Celebrated MC & stand-up Michael May convinces Simon to protect cats from being picked up and humans from being given dystopian names.

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Actor and stand-up Eshaan Akbar helps Simon deal with people who refuse to get their tickets ready before the barriers and block escalators with their massive suitcases.

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Award-winning stand-up Eryn Tett implores Simon to induct rules against one-star reviews and lying to be nice.

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Writer and stand-up John Meagher convinces Simon to end the chaos of Lime bikes with the healing power of fire.

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Feel Good actor and stand-up Jack Barry helps Simon eradicate food fingering and window peering.

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Pappy's very own Tom Parry and Simon rid the world of chimneys and bring estate agents to order with the power of zorbs.

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Force of nature stand-up Kate Barron joins Simon to talk bad dog owners, etiquette lessons in schools and how to confront wrongdoers responsibly.

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Youtuber and co-founder of Angel Comedy Barry Ferns (Barry's Economics) and Simon aim to embarrass cyclists and public eaters.

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