The Rules

Award-winning comedian Hasan Al-Habib and Simon get to grips with manipulative text messages and the decline of Ps and Qs in popular media.

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Stand-up, presenter and co-host of We Saw That Andrew Mensah provides Simon with philosophical ways of making people try their best under the constant threat of humiliating public shame.

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Canadian stand-up and actor Michelle Shaughnessy and Simon devise ways of bringing small talk, train delays and bothering women after dark to an end.

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Actor and co-host of Rural Concerns Sunil Patel joins Simon to take aim at unruly public transport passengers.

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Victoria Wood Award winner Rob Copland and Simon work out plans to enlighten the populace and end the tyranny of food influencers.

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Stand-up, author and panel-based comedian Rhys James joins Simon to discuss how to rein in the chaos on the nation's walkways.

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Join Simon Weekes as he invites comedians to suggest rules that everyone in society has to follow and what the punishment should be if they don't.

Nominated for the Golden Lobes 2026 Best New Show and the Independent Podcast Award for Best Comedy.

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