The Sam LaCrosse Show

"The altruism made me want to puke all over the inspirational quote-filled walls."

"If you’re not a Motley Crue member, the answer is most definitely yes."

Sam Gerak is a former Division One student athlete, current aspiring medical student, and active and passionate Christian. In this conversation, we talk about balance, the role of duty in society, and the importance of individual sovereignty. This conversation was recorded on January 21st, 2022.

"Other things are much more important to us now, like simping for women on dating apps."

"Bullying is a real thing, as are mental health issues- the STIs was more of a joke, but it takes two to tango in most cases, sometimes three if you’re feeling extra frisky."

"Unfortunately for us real-life/potential simulation-dwellers, we can’t plug out."

"But, as it turns out, the biggest public unmasking of social issues combined with the largest public health crisis in more than a century just turned out to be a shit ton of gunpowder getting thrown on top of a ten story building filled with kerosine and plastic explosives."

"While I don’t think (or at least hope) that a year like 2020 will ever repeat itself in my lifetime in terms of bizarre events and/or writing material, 2021 was still one to remember."

"When you embrace the results first, you basically give the system the finger, whip your dick out, and do whatever it takes to get to those results."