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“Would you pay \$25 for a turkey leg… or just sneak one in your purse?”That’s the kind of question JB and Sandy tackle in this laugh-out-loud, surprisingly informative episode of The JB and Sandy Show. From outrageous State Fair prices to cutting-edge health tech, this hour is packed with relatable rants, Austin pride, and a little bit of scandalous history. 🎉 Highlights include:
- Texas State Fair sticker shock: \$72 just to walk through the gate? Sandy breaks down the costs and shares hilarious hacks like BYOTL (Bring Your Own Turkey Leg).
- Clarksville named one of the coolest neighborhoods in the world—but JB dives into its dark and complex history, including its roots as a Freedmen’s colony and the site of Austin’s first serial killer.
- Strava obsession: Sandy vents about his fitness app rating his workout as “meh” despite sweating buckets.
- JB introduces Ribbon, a new at-home urine test that uses AI to detect early signs of liver, kidney, and metabolic issues—no mailing required.
- The gang reflects on Rite Aid’s closure, the rise of Amazon Prime, and the changing face of retail.
- A nostalgic and hilarious look at mailing poop, colonoscopy kits, and the downfall of Elizabeth Holmes.
🗣️ Memorable Quote: “If it doesn’t show up on Strava, it didn’t happen.” — Sandy McIlree
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