I’m gonna be honest with you the first FORTY (40) minutes of this episode are a very candid look at the 2006 Best Picture Winner “Crash” in honor of Brendan Fraser History Month. No punches are pulled, honesty is flung around like feces in a monkey house at the zoo, and as Sejohn predicted it is pretty much comedy poison.

If you want to skip those first 40 minutes we wouldn’t blame you. That’s when we start talking about free video game day, the SMxALttP Crossover Randomizer, and we have our first quiz of the month from listen Kevin Thibault. We promise if you stick in there you are gonna end up having a good time.

Devon took the weekend off from playing Zelda in an effort to cleanse both mind and body. This results in an episode where we discuss the crumbling of the American socioeconomic structures and the fact that Internet Gaming Disorder has been added to the DSM-5.

Then after that to buoy both your and our spirits we begin the celebration of Brendan Fraser History Month by talking at length about the unfortunate cinematic failure of the film adaptation of the Dark Town… “Monkey Bone”

We hope you like video games because in an attempt to free ourselves from the aftermath of the Infinity War both Sejohn and Devon leaned in real hard to playing video games, discussing video games, and in the rare occasion living video games.

Sejohn’s Journey brought him to Hyrule where he deeply inhaled the Breath of the Wild.

While Devon’s Journey took him to Connecticut by way of California to compete at the Federation of Retro and Arcade Games Retro Gamer Challenge 2018!

It’s been ten years in the making and its finally time for Avengers: Infinity War!!!!

Join us for a brief discussion about what we are expecting from the film before we see it and then listen to us discuss it immediately after viewing it for the first time in April’s very special episode of THE SAY REPORT

After Devon finally admits that in addition to not being sent videos about video games, recording The Say Report is his “Safe Space” we decided this is the episode to truly put the everything in the tagline “A show about everything”

We cover A LOT from movies that make Devon cry. to difficulty in video games, failed Public Service Announcements, and permanent restaurant closures no topic escapes discussion

We shook all of our sillies out before we started recording this week prompting Sejohn to declare that no jokes are allowed.

This leads to a discussion about the most beloved president of the 20th century, Chappaquiddick, Garbage movie goers, and of course Zelda.

As a bonus, Dayle form Say Report Jr. stops by to briefly tell us about her night and what they are going to discuss on their next episode

DOUBLE BONUS Sejohn finally catches up with October Devon’s feelings regarding Super Mario Odyssey

Sejohn’s visit to Toys R Us to pay his respects to the once great company end up dredging up a slew of confessions from Devon about his time as a Toy Collector, how he became disillusioned with the TMNT Community, and the real story of when Tyrese Gibson saved his life mere minutes before the Providence premiere of Transformers in 2007.

Viva la Iron Giant ya Puddle Cruisers and dive into this week’s weird, wet, hole of an episode where we discuss A Wrinkle in Time, Ready Player One, the importance of PSX remakes, and the Sonic Dreams collection.

It’s a wacky time that we hope you all enjoy.

Due to a one hour delay before we began recording Devon collected a whole heap of negativity regarding Verizon Fios, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Modern Video Games, and Jeopardy.

Listen as the guys attempt to transmogrify those negative thoughts into positivity.

Then we have a brief response from a listener like you to our discussion on Love, Simon before Sejohn reveals his latest endeavor to become the world’s foremost Limerickcist

It’s too early for Sejohn in this week’s episode so we begin rather rambley with a discussion about The Devil Wears Prada and the difference between the final straw and being pushed to the edge.

Then in a moment of clarity Sejohn pivots to the thing that Devon most wanted to discuss this week: The problematic optics of Greg Berlanti’s new film Love, Simon and the danger of hamfisted messages.

Remember to make sure you check out episode 6 of A.P. Bio before next week’s episode of The Say Report to play along and see if you can spot why it’s plot line is relevant to The Say Report!