Scott emerges from the plains of Nebraska with a plan: buy a Chevy Trax over the phone, go full corpse paint metal in Hamtramck, and maybe buy the New Dodge Lounge using sheer force of imagination. Ian cautiously considers the D&D convention, mourns the exile of Tapes Only from Planet Ant, and provides beard-growing moral […]

Scott is visited by aliens. Ian makes a sick riff out of Belphegor’s Prime. New segment introduced: Animal Vs Animal Which Animal Is More Metal This One Or That One.

Scott predicts the end of SCOTTCast with Belphegor’s Prime. Ian drinks from two cups. Diogenes approves of public masturbation.

Scott interrupts Year of Metal for a gameshow because he finally made a pun.

Scott picks up lockpicking as a sport. Ian reads the CIA guide to simple sabotage. Allegations as a promotional strategy for David’s YouTube channel. Idaho bans boobs and truck nuts in sweeping bill.

Ian can’t give away Mayhem tickets. Scott has a dream. Bronwyn’s Choice enters the running as a possible SCOTTCast Production.

Ian has a VHS cleaning machine on layaway. Scott is caught downloading Californication. Bloodbath goes through the SCOTTCast Metal Rating System. Demons and titties decorate a van. Does irony ruin the artistic value of b-movies?

Scott critiques an AI-generated metal theme and tests a Nebraska beer. Ian dodges his cat Bela Lugosi’s cable-chewing antics and sips a dry-hopped lager. Celine Dion’s ball will go on. Paranormal disinformation KGB muppet campaigns.

Scott obsesses over materials. Ian welcomes the Year of Metal. Will the SCOTTCast guys measure their night boners together?

Scott declares 2025 to be The Year Of Metal. Ian offers advice on not being a poser. David suggests neck exercise.