The SCOTTCast

Ian can’t give away Mayhem tickets. Scott has a dream. Bronwyn’s Choice enters the running as a possible SCOTTCast Production.

Ian has a VHS cleaning machine on layaway. Scott is caught downloading Californication. Bloodbath goes through the SCOTTCast Metal Rating System. Demons and titties decorate a van. Does irony ruin the artistic value of b-movies?

Scott critiques an AI-generated metal theme and tests a Nebraska beer. Ian dodges his cat Bela Lugosi’s cable-chewing antics and sips a dry-hopped lager. Celine Dion’s ball will go on. Paranormal disinformation KGB muppet campaigns.

Scott obsesses over materials. Ian welcomes the Year of Metal. Will the SCOTTCast guys measure their night boners together?

Scott declares 2025 to be The Year Of Metal. Ian offers advice on not being a poser. David suggests neck exercise.

In the second chapter of Hamtramck Avengers Vs. The Gorpis, our heroes attempt to find answers at the local school.

Scott enters into his adult era. Ian possibly revises his Rich Bastard tax plan. David carves his name into bars of soap.

A chill pod. Tape acquisitions are discussed. Scott tries to give Ian an existential crisis and fails. Ian contemplates the possibility of a cake farting cat sitter.

Ian proposes a retirement plan for himself. Scott contemplates Camus. Mike Tyson gives advice to a child. Music selection for cruise liners.

Scott looks to robots for literary validation. Ian grapples with the idea George Clooney is making moves on his wife. David makes solo vacation plans as a rule.