The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

The cacophony of New York City is legendary. Sirens, construction, the endless thrum of traffic – it's a soundscape that defines urban life. But for some residents, this constant barrage isn't just an annoyance; it's a source of profound suffering, potentially amounting to a form of sonic intrusion that has serious health consequences. The question arises: does the city, in its toleration of this extreme noise, owe its citizens a debt – a debt measured in lost health, diminished quality of life, and the very real psychological harm that noise pollution can inflict?

The Science of Sound and Suffering

The impact of noise on human health is well-documented. Peer-reviewed scientific journals have published numerous studies detailing the physiological and psychological effects of excessive sound.

Sonic and Musical "Torture": A Disturbing Precedent

The idea that sound can be used as a tool of psychological manipulation or "torture" is not new. History, and indeed contemporary practice, offers disturbing examples.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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Having my own place in New York was cool—very cool— on paper, but the logistics of it were something else entirely. I hated it, and I wanted nothing more than to escape. It was a dirty, noisy Hell with too many people— and too many places to go that I couldn't afford. I could no longer focus on anything but panicking, freaking out, trying to escape. Everything was crooked and jagged edges — it was as if the city itself was the epitome of mental illness as a whole; the illusions of wealth shattered by the overbearing reality of the working, moving, and hostile poor. I wanted nothing more than a break.

As I began to tear down what had been the last five years of creation, I also realize a stunning pattern— I had been tossed and thrown around like an animal, and now was no different. I was, in the greater sense of the mind of some overbearing power, just an animal. The only difference now was, I was in a cage. I could be observed and followed and even experimented on—all at the cost of my humanity. A bathroom I could use at will, a bed and a hot shower. Though the piercing strangeness of millions of others poured in at every angle in the empathic misery that was a convolute mass depression, the heavy weight of another 8 or so million trying to struggle, survive, insecure, and actively also panicking in one way or another, other individuals. The general sense was that if I didn't move, I would become ill— and I had already become sick from the movement and the noise, the chaos and the sense that I did not belong; tired of the dirt and the grime and the racist and ugly truths— tired of the games and the politics, but all alone in the world with no true method or serum for having a better alternative.

Here I was, just being in New York and feeling as if in the slightest sense that I was having to crawl out of my skin or scratch my eyes out because no matter what I did to try, New York just wasn't me in the ways I wanted.

I wasn't enough.

Worse, now I was tired. Unkempt lifestyles raging around me were running me ragged and I'd nothing to do but sit in the hellscape of the epiphany that all these little boys had turned into the world's problem in the absence of guidance— and that simply my being here was an addition to that matrix; the world's growing problem of unadulterated masculinity met with blistering aggravation in arrested development.

New York was filled with little children with big responsibilities; adults who had been raised by emotionally stunted intellectually deficit imbeciles, in one way or another— and not that I was much different, besides that I was tame.

As the weather grew warmer, the people became animals again, and though myself an animal as to be considered, I was well behaved, well mannered, well trained— without the slightest having-to-do for bullshit and without the patience for it to be such a forward trait in others that it seemed almost as if I was surrounded by ill behaved children almost at all times, and almost never alone when I wanted or needed to be.

I would have rather and might as well have been raising a child— and would rather have. But the conditions under the circumstances were horrible, and after nearly two years of this it seemed altogether like a horrible place— not because of the location itself, but because of the people in and surrounding it.

New York was giving me more and more of a haggard crassness about myself that I hated — and more of an anger than I knew what to do with.

The motorcycles had finally made me more sick than I could have imagined; I no longer trained, though of course, after being followed, and worse— I no longer ran.

My stomach ached with anxiety to the point that it had once more become hard just to move about and carry out average tasks. I felt as if my muscles were stiffening inside of my body and turning to rock.

I hated everybody and everything, and I most certainly did not want to make friends, go out, or make music. I found everyone nauseatingly fake, programmed, brainwashed-/ and even on my best days, after a bit of exercise and proper meals, all I could seem to see was the toxicity. All I could seem to hear were cars and motorcycles that were too loud, and all I wanted to do was kill the thing responsible for creating it. Suicide had set in once more, and I just as much wanted to rip a serrated knife though my veins as the motorcycles seemed to take pleasure in ripping serrated sounds through my stomach. I wanted to die; and for everyone who had contributed to my pain to die with me.

No, I wasn't some rogue mass shooter or a soon to be terrorist— but I had never in my own mind been so considerably violent with the hopes that these people would meet an end— there was no peace and in this sense it was war.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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{Hot Little Number}

All right. Ah…, you know what? I don't feel like making a mix tape . My mix tapes have been lackluster lately.

What up? I'm recording daily for the show right now. I don't have a plan or anything like that. I'm just, uh, what am I doing? Oh. I am, uh, I have to take some time. *weird surfer laugh*

between right now and the next song on this album and whatever else I'm doing. I'm also, um I'm like weird.

I'm I'm reclaiming my time.

Um, my sleep schedule is changing again. I think I'm just like a rolling… I'm like a I'm like the floater.

Hello, what's going on? I don't think I've opened with hello for a while, but it's been random. It's been touch and go. I had a little voice today that was like ”do not leave your house.”

And I was like, “first of all, I don't have a house. This is an apartment building.”

But then I was like, well, I was waiting on this Amazon package God bless Amazon or, you know, one ever bless it.

Just bless it, bless the thing, cause you never know what's gonna happen. You know, though they happen monopoly on all the needs. why would I buy this for six dollars if I could get it for two? it's it is the necessary evil right?

I—Yeah. Everything's a necessary evil.

I just figured it out, like this body is a necessary evil.

Like I wouldn't even be existing in this way if I didn't have to.

And then when I don't have to, I get to be free again. you know?

Anyway, what the fuck was I just saying? or not saying,

not saying for the most part. I don't have much to say, I'm not I'm really excited, I'm glad about how that last tract turned out, but it's not uh it's not finished. What what is finished? Oh, I had those two singles cleared, so hot little numbers is out today, but you won't hear this today. I can't I have no guarantees no guarantees about when you will hear this. I'm not sure anyway, I had a little voice in my head that was like do not leave your house and I was like, “I don't this is not a house.”

And I was waiting on an Amazon package and Amazon the app does this weird thing where it's like, it'll be like the driver is this many stops away. this many stops away and it'll go from like three stops away to deliver it sometimes.

So I was like refreshing and refreshing the page, like had nothing else to do. No, I just have to this is one of those times every few weeks where I have to not work out vigorously, and I had like a good run yesterday, but I think I overdid it after a period of stagnancy where I just didn't run that much at all.

I didn't run that much at all. And then I ran like a lot and I was liking it so much because I was getting to go high speed, but if I'm out in my neighborhood every day running like that, like things get weird and shifty, so I don't I don't get the luxury of doing that all the time.

cause my neighborhood is kind of just like a weird, bad shit, crazy place.

I don't even think it really exists, like on the actual like, I think it's on grid off grid.

Like I—I swear to God, there's things that move around that like should not, like things that are there and then are not, and then things that like it's just, you know, whatever.

What is this episode for?

I don't know if I can talk for an hour. I can't say, my energy's a little bit different, a little bit fucked up.

Why was I not supposed to leave?

I didn't give a fuck. I

already did now we're on the Peloton, which is why I'm doing the subside right now.

Well, I found a podcast that I might be interested in. I'm not sure.

It takes it takes a lot. Like I realized that when I do this podcast, I'm giving myself energy. I don't know how but it gives me energy to to listen back to something that it feels like. I've never heard it before. Because I'm kind of an automatic out—out my body when I'm making these episodes and so it's not. It's like it's like hearing something new.

Also, my my grown up voice doesn't sound like me to me. So I'm like, ah, like it's still new every time. hundrers of episodes later, it's new every time. For an hour at a time, and I'm really enjoying my Peloton.

So would that being said, what do I have any honorable mentions?

No, None. There's none at all.

I am technically behind schedule well, actually, I mean like I'm catching up, you know, is this just on random?

That's gonna bug me.

where'd I put the remote.

I liked the pattern that was on one of these lights in my studio, and so I thought it was gonna stay there, but it's alternating. I wonder if I can find that one thing that has started on again. Ooh, that's cool. Is it gonna stay there, though? That's dope.

I'll just leave that like that— anyway.

I'm going back to being a night person cause that's where the things are calm. That's where things are calm, but I'm also coming out of my like weird antisocial space cause of voice in my head was like, though, don't go out of your house.

I was like, this is not a house. If it was, I probably wouldn't, but it's not, so I have to go do things in order to make sure that one day I have a house that I can choose to or not to leave.

So. I was like, “yeah, I'll do that. I'll go wait for the Amazon guy.”

“ I'll go wait for the Amazon guy and jus, like, creep. And so I did that. I went to go creep for the Amazon guy, and it was like, well, it's still three stops away and I was like, this is making me nervous cause it said three stops for like a good 30 minutes.

I was like, ‘that's a long three stops.'

So, I was like, just sitting in the lobby and I couldn't stand it.

Like, I couldn't stand just standing there. So I turned around, I checked my mail, and it was like the same three articles that have been in there for like a month. I just leave them in there.

I'm like, ‘these are of no importance really.'

So I just leave whatever's in there in there. And I check my mail and I was like, ‘I can't just stand here like this!'

and so I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go to the gym for like five seconds because you know, it wasn't worth it and I knew there would be other people there because it's during the day.

and there was, and I don't know, I guess I'm I guess I'm uh I guess I'm — I'm better now.

As long as I don't have to have that experience all the time, cause I did go straight in there and then a dirp derp followed me in there and I was like, well, that kind of proves my point.

So I left the downstairs and I went to the upstairs and there was this this girl just okay, advice:

Like if you're ugly, don't be mean. I don't know if she was ugly cause she was mean, or if she was mean cause she was ugly.

I don't know, but if you're ugly don't be mean, it makes it worse. That's just advice coming from somebody that's been ugly my whole life!

So I'm not mean to people because you can't, like, you can't be ugly and mean.

That's extra bad, bro, like, pick one thing and stick with it, but don't be mean and ugly.

look, if you're ugly be really nice do that do that anyway, this girl:

I don't know why the fuck people mean mug me. Like it's their business. I'm like, 'is this your job?‘

What is wrong?! What is wrong!?

I don't know, because I went frumpy as fuck. It's not like I'm dressed. I went in a shirt that I found. I literally found this on a jog. It was brand new, though, and I keep wondering what the where the fuck it came from because I was like bro, if I was going to make T-shirts it would be like this.

And it like it looked like it came hot off the press, like somebody screenrinted it for me. It's the coolest shirt. It's the coolest shirt and it brand new, and it was like brand new when I picked it up and saw it was like cool.

But I went in like these they were marketed as fucking like you get what you pay for it. They were marketed as high impact sports bas, but then I put it on and it was pretty much like mesh with no support at all.

Like I can't even run in them!

I can't run in them, but I'm not running because I'm waiting for this injury to fucking all the swelling to go down or whatever. So I was on the Peloton, but I took it easy or whatever. and then I was like, 'well, my shoulders have been bothering me.'

I'm trying not to take more than one bath a day.

I do take a lot of baths, but it's cause I don't have a sauna anymore!

That's why I'm like, oh man, my body got so used to like that extra pushing everything out and then like now if I don't, like my muscle just get all sore and whatever.

I've thought about trying like creatine.

I don't know, I'm just such a meathead when I when it comes down to it and I'm like bro, if I really get into training or like gym rattiness, like I —I go like probably to half.

So my so I haven't been like lifting or anything like that, just cardio and um and I've been eating rice, so I'm I'm thick, you know, like i'm frumpy as fuck, just waiting for this Amazon order to come, and so I go into like the bottom level of the gym because I saw two people at the top and I was like, ‘oh, I'm gonna give you your space or whatever.'

And so I went to the bottom, and I did a couple lifts or whatever, but then a derp-derp came in and she was on the phone like

“blah, blah, blah, blah,” and I was like, ‘see. that just fucking proved my point.'and so I fucking went upstairs.

I was like no matter what, like these fucking derp-derps.

And so I was like, okay. And so I went back upstairs where, like the girl and I guess that was her man.

I don't know.

I guess maybe that's why she was looking at me. like that.

I'm not looking at him! I'm looking at you scowling at me. Don't do that!

Anyway. Fucking

OH—I met the boyfriend of the other girl. I didn't know that was her boyfriend. Now I know why she was scowling at me. Stop scowling, like your face is gonna get stuck like that! I guarantee you and it's already not a good looking face.

I'm only noticing this because you're scowling at me with it.

Don't do that like I'm getting to the age where I'm careful like I smile when I want to frown like I have this natural, like a droopy dog, like a cartoon droopy dog face when something really hits me a certain way, my face will just automatically and, like — people only— — it like —I only know about it because people call attention to it like something would happen I'd make that face and they'd be like, what is that face?

And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about until one day I guess I like noticed the muscular change in my face and I was like, oh, that face and so now I'm aware of it, but it's not something that I do on purpose.

It's something that I do as a reaction to something, but now I'm getting to the age where I'm like, yo, if I keep making this face, there's gonna be lines in this area. Like there's gonna be lines in this area where there where there's going to be lines anyway, eventually, but I can prevent the like I can like if you smile more, you get smile lines when you get older, and if you frown, like that, then you get that face and I'm not trying to look like somebody's fucking dog, you know, like a fucking like, you know, like a cute dog, like a chow chow or like, what are those things?

I don't know, I don't I don't know, I don't know.

Anyway, how the fuck is like, oh, don't scowl!

And I was like, I don't know if that's just your aura or your face, but now that you're looking at me like that, like, bro, don't don't do that. Don't be ugly and mean.

Like you can either be mean, like most pretty people are mean, but then it's like, oh, I see why. I see why you're mean like that. Beautiful women are like usually. I'm like, ”you—scowl, I guess, but I mean like, it doesn't necessarily make anything worse if you're like a certain…”

I don't scowl. I know I'm ugly. I don't go around like American people with my face I'm like don't do that. Don't do that, bro. Otherwise, good looking girl, otherwise otherwise, anyway, I don't know, I guess it's just uh, I've been here too long, dealing with this. Don't scowl, bro! I hate that!

And then it's like, oh, I'm only looking at what you're I guess wanting me not to look at because you're looking at me like that and then I'm like, oh, I hate to see a good looking guy with like an ugly girl and then I'm like, 'bro like that's a waste. That's just a whole waste. This whole thing is a waste and you shifted my mind into thinking that way! now I'm mean!”

passing on negativeives and shit ugly don't be ugly anyway what the fuck what? was that the story? Well, I mean, like I was just lifting for five seconds. I was only waiting on an Amazon package.

I'd like to think that when somebody fucking presses their elevator button with their middle fing that they are flipping you off, but I was like, what did I do to you? Nothing, anyway. When do I have to say for the next fucking 20 minutes?

That makes me seem like a shitty person, but I'm not that. I'm not that shitty. I finally did watch I finally did watch Bob the Drag Queen's opening monologue for the Queerlie's. That's what they're called. It's like on my it's on my to do list to be invited to a place like this.

This is where I want to go and I'm like I'm not I I want well, I mean like I'm straight. I'm straight. Well, I'd like to think of my I'm like a gay man.

I'm gay like a man for men.

I'm like a gay man. I don't know how to I'm gay for men.

And yeah. I guess I'm kind of queer.

I don't know. I don't think so. Because when I think about aquer means like you can go both ways, I'm not going no way but one at this point. I'm strictly dickly.

Super duper straight. I like dudes.

I like gay dudes.

That's a problem.

That's like a like an ongoing problem. If I like a guy, I'm like, ”oh, man, he's probably gay.”

He is he's gay, you know? It's it's okay. But you whatever, I just like dudes. I like all dudes. No, I don't like all dudes. I like all men. There's a fucking hard line between dudes, guys, men, boys don't like boys.

Definitely like I don't even like college students anymore like even graduate students, I'm like oh, who are you? What do you baby?

Oh, they're cute, like football players, professional athletes, children.

They're

children.

They're adonises, sure, statuesque, perhaps genetically gifted, absolutely am I attracted?

No. no, That's a kid. That's what I see. I'm old I'm old, that's okay. I like it.

I'm starting to get like excited for Amazon packages that are not—I'm like, I'm opening my Amazon package like I waited all day for this.

There's nothing in here.' regular household items, like true facts, facts. ah, but you know what?

I paid a pretty price for this protein. It'd better be the best protein (it's not the best.)

It's probably maybe the second best.

Becahse the best that I've ever tried. I'm not behind the $80 per80 for 15 servings. That's too much. I haven't even actually done the fucking math on that, but that's too many.

That's what that is.

That's what that is.

Like for protein?

Anyway, what the fuck was I talking about? beef? Nah, I was talking about being meaty, but not in the way that you would think. And then I was talking about the Queerly's, so I guess we're back on meat, kind of. kind of. I don't know. what was it what was my point about that?

Oh, I just I like gay culture, like not as like a, you know, I like it. I love it. I wanna go to the queeries.

I wanna vogue. I still can't I can't bring myself to go to a vogue club in New York because I'm just like, bro, oh, that's what it was. I mean but not like drag queen mean.

No.

ans then I was thinking about I was thinking about Joan Rivers RIP and I was like is technically like like if she ex if a certain if a person like her existed now, would she be canceled?

Like, because she was not nice.

She was honest.

Whixh is not necessarily always like a nice thing. So I mean like I don't I don't think I'm mean, especially when Bob the drag Queen reminded me that, like, yo,

Gays are super fierce to each other, like to the point where it's like, oh, that's mean.

Like, I forget that people actually like openly what's it called. Is it called roasting, like on all fronts?

I don't know. I don't forget that, but, you know, it's when was the last good roast, though?

Not for a long time.

A lot of red tape, a lot of things you can't say.

I think that's the theme that, you know, the cancellation of like the entire human race, has just changed media.

It just changed theater, like, “Ohp, you can't say that!”

Like, I'm I'm gonna say that.

Maybe. I don't know, my whole my whole thing changes when I see other people.

I'm like, oh,

this could turn into like one of those fucking like this could be a stampede real quick.

The herd mentality is thick and this motherfucker. If too many people all agree that I'm the enemy, this is bad for me.

is bad.

I'mma just stay— I'mma to just stay neutral. No honorableensions, nothing. I'm still I'm just in the midst. I'm in the thick of it, putting my things and my stuff together. I realized I'm really glad about a lot of things. Pretty glad about things.

Um Also, um kind of a tortured soul. I'm not miserable, though.

And I'm really good at not spreading my misery. That shit is like contagious as fuck.

It's gross.

Like, I'd rather be sneezed on than have some people's like form of depression or mental illness.

I like, yo, you keep that to yourself.

But in a lot of ways, those things are way more fucking spreadable, way more spreadable than just like

like I can get over the flu, whatever your daddy did to you. I don't know. Anyway, no daddy jokes, that's also I can I'm like, uh, okay, what can you say? What can't you say? Because I'm about to take this thing to the next level. What is the next level? What is the next level Of which part? I'm in a lot of different I'm in like a lot of different, like, high stakes games.

A lot of them.

And so I'm like, “okay, what's the next comedy level? not falling on my face every time?

It's probably a good place to start.

It's probably a good place to start. We'll start there. I don't know when. Probably.

I'm probably going to use comedy to Tears or a Clown because I'm really liking how it's turning out so far, and so far, don't have a song on there under five minutes.

Is it under five minutes?

I don't know. It's long.

They're all long, but it's a concept album, so it's it's it's meant to be listened to more like a film or more like a, you know, like a play or like a musical, you know, because I'm weird like that.

I don't I don't ever want to do anything normal or popular yet unless somebody offers me a house, like— a real house where no doors will be slammed.

NO DOORS WILL BE SLAMMED!

What, am I gonna slam the door for myself? I'm mad— at myself.

No, take your shoes off, quiet.

Unless you're landing on the hellipad.

Does my house have a helipad? No.

No, I feel like unauthorized helicopters would land on it.

I feel like they would. if you build it, they will come.

I'm like ooh. It's very like few it's like,

“who the fuck is in the helicopter?!”

I don't know.

Well, I mean, like there's a couple different ones now anyway, it's not I'm not telling that joke.

It's awkward, but then then I don't know. I had for some reason, I guess maybe that was the reason. I left out one card from the uh the Truth or Dab game that I ended up with, the Hot Ones game that I have no friends to play with.

I still have the fucking sauce in my fridge from the game.

Like I don't think you have to refrigerate it, but I refrigerated it anyway because I'm like, ‘it's hot sauce. '

Like, it should be perishable, but then I guess anything with a certain amount of vinegar is just preserved it preserved, you know?

Damn, what the fuck am I about to say for an hour?

I have no idea. I'm really nervous. I'm giving this entire album away for free.

Stupid. Well, what the fuck? If nobody's going to buy it, might as well just like, you know, get it out there and get it to the next thing.

I don't I don't have much else to say. What am I reading? Oh, I finally found my copy of the Odyssey Sure did.

I think I have two copies of it, though. I think I have like a paperback version.

Apparently the last time somebody opened it was 1981. Ans so I fucking I opened it and the whole the whole coverage just fell off, but I was getting my kicks. I really like…that book.

I like that one. What else am I reading? Other things?

I decided to finally. I decided to finally try to go through all the books I checked out of the library, like over a year ago so that I can take them back, but again, these things keep being relevant, like I just use them for reference. I'm really bad at libraries

. I'm terrible at them. Like we could say historically, but I don't know, I haven't had like an enough adult experience with libraries to no, I'm like on record.

It's I'm really bad at libraries.

Yeah. like, really bad. Like, sometimes I've lost books on my way to take them back to the library.

Isn't that ironic?

Anyway, what the fuck is going on now?

I don't know

. The street Fighter's edition of “we don't give a fuck.”

I'm guessing.

I heard like a a like audible car accident and then like more yelling and it made me worry that somebody might be hurt because at first I was laughing. It was like and not like I heard the plastic crunch and, like, the fiberglass and I was like,” oh boy, ha ha.”

And then like somebody was like yelling from the street and I didn't know if it was in relation to that because there's always crackhead down there. and there's always somebody doing some fuck shit right—there, and I'm like, ‘okay, all right, well, hopefully nobody got hurt. unless they were one of the people sitting under the window, like waiting to rev their engine.

Then I'm like, “that's on you. I told you I'm not the one that deals karma at something else.”

I don't know. I think it was just two vehicles, like not doing well together. New York drivers are not great, though.

They have a very very little patience. Like, all you have to do is slow down a little and somebody's like,aby,ep,ep, beep, beep. I'm like, “Yo, dude like calm the fuck down. Calm the fuck down. Like that's not helping anything. It's not helping anything.”

I think people need to work out more, maybe because I had already done my hour on the Peloton and whatever those vibes were were just like they were like shwing, like bouncing off me. I only did a couple lifts.

I don't know why you gotta scowl.

I guess I'm a little upset, cause I'm just I'm like a nice person.

That's why I'm upset because I'm like, oh, like how do you do? I went frumpy. It's not like I'm like bending over in front of your man.

It's like, 'hello, how y'all doing?'

Like, I'm not doing that.

All I'm doing is lifting.

And then I fucking left because my fucking Amazon order was like, okay, it's delivered. And it said it was delivered early. So I could have gotten a couple more lifts in, but I didn't.

I did not get those last few lifts in.

So waiting because it was like, ‘yo, your package is in the mail room' and I was like, 'okay, cool.'

So I went over back to the mail room and there was nothing there. and I was like

, fuck this. Like, now I'm like sweating bullets. I'm like, 'oh my God. like, what if whoever stole my pancakes also stole this Amazon hall'

— and like, Amazon keeps track of shit like that. so like I've had packages stolen before and they knew that by my credit card number they were like, ‘ yo like haven't you had this issue before?'

I was like “yeah, but like that's why I told the Amazon driver to come to the door,” but the Amazon driver is like, ”no I'm fucking late or whatever, I'm not gonna do that!”

Sometimes they do.

It really just depends on what the fuck is going on. Sometimes I leave it at the fucking wear wherever I'm gonna leave it outside if I can. I'm like damn

god damn. Like when when I was in the workforce workforce— cause trust me, like what I'm doing right now sometimes feels like slave wages.

I'm like bro, did I really do this for two years and get $15 dollars? That doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.

No, that doesn't mean that doesn't that doesn't seem to make a lot of sense. It doesn't, right? does it?

That's not a lot.

No, it's not. I also don't have “billions of streams”.

This saddens me.

Oh, I got the lights to match. That's good.

I didn't think they were gonna match.

Anyway, what the fuck was I saying?

I've been in —fucking— “billions of streams”. You need ten million for a hit. I get like I get giddy when I hit 200 streams for a song.

I'm like, ‘wow. they really liked it.' and it makes me wonder how the fuck did I even get those?

Tame Impala, according to YouTube.

According to YouTube, people who like Tame Impala will , like, sit on my music a little bit longer than people just random coming in from any of my other places, but I haven't checked on my analytics in a while because… I wasn't dropping music eguch making me sad to watch my numbers just plummet and makes me sad anyway, and now I'm gonna know about the numbers.

I'm like, ‘well, whatever' Here's chairs of clown comes out.

I picked the date, but I'm not saying shit about it, cause I can still change my mind.

I could still change my mind. I still might, I don't know. We'll see how it goes. We'll see how it goes with the next few tracks.

It's almost finished.

It's really oh— Uptown A has a new single. Oh. not not out yet. It will be by the time you hear this though. It's called what's it called?

Suede. It's really good. I listened to it and I was like, 'I really like this song‘ which, like I said, it happens about one every ten songs.

I'm like, ‘I really like this. I really like this.'

Like technically those are the only songs that should be out are the songs that I listen to and I'm like I should I like this, but I don't I don't sit on my work long enough to do that anymore. I just don't because also I'll bury shit and forget that I even fucking made it.

And then, it'll— and then I'll be like,

“oh, it'll give me anxiety that I have it and I haven't done anything with it.

And I have an attachment to most of my songs.

Like, I won't just sell my beats, my beats are not cheap, though. Like, I almost was on beatstars—this website for be selling, but there was a couple things that made me not do it mostly,

I guess they're trying to, I guess what they're trying to do is like sell their brand or whatever.

So everybody that's already on the site was talking about how there's no—like, it's it's really hard to get circulated as an artist.

Like you'll have beats on there for months and years at a time without selling any beats.

And you have to be like, really aggressive about, um, like you like my it would like I'm already being really aggressive about my actual songs, so like to be that aggressive about my beats would not be like it would be like two different things.

It felt like two different paths, so I didn't do it.

But what was I just saying about that? Oh, my beats are not cheap.

Like, I'm not gonna do 20 for 20.

It would literally have to take me less than five minutes for me to sell beat that cheap. Like I would have to throw it together with like no technique whatsoever, just a bunch of loops, and then I'd be like, here's some which is what I was planning to do with some drill beats, because I know that they're just like drill beats are cheap, like period, because they don't I don't think they matter so much as long as it's got the bass and then, like, whatever that little dude is saying.

It's always a little dude.

It's always a little dude.

It's likeah, ‘yeah. I uh,'

I don't know, I love artists. I

I'm starting to feel less like an artist, though, and more like a producer, or like, you know, like a creator of sorts. I'm borrowing, though.

I'm not going to I'm not going to lie. Because, hell, man, he's such a dick sometimes. I was like, bro. be like something some artist, something, something, and Gee was like, “I'm not an artist, I'm a creator!”

But that's I guess since it's so easy for anybody to just say like “I'm an artist” now, I don't know, I feel like that's the whole point of like the human experience is like, everybody has an art like, you know, it's just the thing that makes it difficult is that adding value to it has no, there's no right and there's no wrong and there's no good and there's there's bad. There's bad.

There's a lot of art in the world that's just bad.

It's not good, but like to the person that made it, like that's their shit.

So like in that way their technically is no bad because to that at least one person in the world, the person who made it, it's good.

So when it comes to art, there's technically no right and wrong.

I'm not going to say there's no good and bad, because I like I said, I collect bad music. Like if it's if it's notoriously bad, I'll be like, yeah. like it's probably easier to get my attention if your music is bad, than if it's good.

If it's good, I'm almost intimidated like as an artist.

Like, I'll be like, oh, this is too good. It's probably gonna make myself esteem not great.

if I spend too much time with it. That's true. I don't listen to really good artists anymore, because I'm like, oh, man. Like, I'll just sit there and shit on myself and be like, why, am I not at this level?

And even when it comes down to it and it's like all about business and all about like, you know, your connections or like, you're you know, like it's about who you know.

And like, look, sometimes it's about talent, but like less of the time than it should be.

Like, sometimes it's just like, who your parents are and all this shit.

So it's like, I shouldn't feel that way, but I had a lot of the time I can't help it. Like, I'll be sitting and listening to an artist that's like, you know, ”billions of streams!”. and I'm like, “fuck this.”

I'm like, ‘I don't wanna hear this. cause I'm not there.' It's like, is, it if I have any kind of envy or jealousy in me, it's probably that.

But then when it comes down to it's like, you gotta take the good with the bad. It's not all fucking pancakes, it is all pancakes.

Most of this actually. whatever I cut.

I'm looking forward to this smoothie. This would better be the best protein I ever had in my life for the price that I paid for, this is better be the fucking best smoothie I've ever had.

Uh, we'll see.

This is about to be smoothies and miso time.

I'm trying to lose 50 pounds.

i don't know what realm that is, but I think. I'm pretty sure that would require, like losing muscle, which is fine.

I'm— I might be too strong. I went to the gym. I didn't need to. That dude, I swear to God he flipped me off.

‘Cause here's what happened, is, like, the Amazon package said it was delivered.

I was like ”cool. all right.” So I left the gym. I was like, ‘bye.' I was like, ‘see ya.' And I, well, I was lifting.

Did I make him feel like a bitch? Is that what it was?

Because—because I was lifting and I was just whatever light work because I'm actually in a lot of pain.

Like, I told myself that I was I was going to buy myself a gift because nobody buys me gifts on the one day that you should everybody should get a gift on this one day and nobody buys me gifts on this day.

So I was like, ‘I'm going to buy myself a gift.‘ But as soon as I put money like, aside for that, I had this injury and I immediately just took money out of that fund for fucking ibuprofen and I was like, hey. Another year.

Like that's that's my gift.

I was like, So so I'm in a lot of pain, so I'm not doing it like regular I'm in my harem pants and I'm in pain.

So I'm like not doing anything special.

And I'm doing this, and this dude.

I think I made him feel like a bitch.

That's what that was, cause like, I don't know what they were doing, some YouTube thing where they were like flapping their arms around, like dinkus,

DINKUS., that's what you look like.

You look like a dinkus, anyway.

I'm not paying attention to I'm not giving people negative attention until they're doing weird shit around me.

Then I'm like, now I'm looking at you because you're mean mugging me. Don't do that.

I don't with your face, dear, I don't recommend that.

Don't don't scrunch up your face like that. No.

Anyway, mm. aren't all people beautiful?

No, not if you live in New York long enough. Eventually, everybody just scoe at each other to death.

That's

the whole place.

I'm like, where are the happy people at?

Fucking on a plane!

I think for rich people, the quality of life here is different. I think that the luxury of living in New York is that they're like, ”I live in New York”, but they do that like, around the globe.

That's what they do. They're like, yeah, I live in New York, but like they're hardly ever in New York.

Or there's just a bunch in New York that I haven't seen while I've seen it when the sun hits it just right, it glistens.

I'm like, ‘oh. that's a different place.'

No, it's an optical illusion.

Oh, it doesn't exist.

I'm like, “okay, all right.”

Try to find that shiny ass, what is that golden —[thingy] anyway?

I'm like, “nah, no, it's a trap, “

because if you actually get to Manhattan on the street level, it's just like you can't see the buildings.

Like you just at the bottom and you just shadows, even on the sunny days, just like you're in the cold shadows.

That's what that place is. I haven't been over there in so long.

Never in Manhattan.

That place is scary.

It's like a supercomputer.

But— I guess performance wise in comparison to other like, major cities in the world is not great. I feel like it's pretty great.

I feel like it's pretty great.

But, you know, I haven't seen Tokyo or where where else was on that list? I don't know, I skipped around a lot.

My ADD is unchecked.

up.

Anyway, I'm kind of annoying, I's okay. Somebody's gonna like it. Somebody, there's somebody for everybody. You see?

I don't know why that pissed me off, because that's the second time I got a scowled at in the elevator by an ugly girl.

I'm like, why the fuck are you ugly? Oh, cause you're scowling at me.

I didn't even see that until you darted me those fucking little eyes. and then I was like

“ugh. rude!”

I like, I think it's the vibe. I think that's what that is. Cause like, I also notice when people smile at me and I'm like, ”oh, what a beautiful person,” or if somebody's just like resting, not even resting resting bitch face, just like resting face.

Like if there's actually muscles in your body that are working towards being angry at me, I notice.

I'm like, ”oh, yo, don't do that.” I don't know why that bothered me so much.

Then her dude fucking leans over to fucking press the elevator button and he does it with his middle finger.

Like, I like to think if it's like if the button and the finger are like like adjacent to your face, like, eye level and here comes the middle finger.

You like, that dude was flipping me off, but I'm like, I don't know, I don't know why you would do that. I think I made him feel like a bitch in front of his mean girl.

Why—why are you if you're in a couple, why is anybody in this situation mad? Like if you're in a loving, happy, like a healthy relationship, like you shouldn't even see the rest of the world around you, honestly.

If you're two people in love, you don't notice like you don't see shit like that. Like the whole world just caves. like it just falls around like you don't notice when you're all fucking in love and all giggly and everything.

She's like 'ha ha like, yes, we are together and nothing else really exists. ‘

Like that's I don't know why the fuck you guys are both mean mugging, like that seems like some self reflective.

I don't know what the fuck you mad at. I just that a couple lifts. He like starts doing pushups

I was like,get it. get it!”

Because, I'm encouraging like that, but I'm not looking at him because honestly, eh. like.

Like, she don't jump for much these days.

Like, she really knows when she likes something, my dragon, or whatever.

Like she really knows.

She's like, ”yeah, yeah.” But for the most part, like, I don't know, I can tell in like a person's aura or like a vibe, like, if they have something for me, something for me, you know, like if something is— she's gonna notice, she's gonna like, oh, hey, but nothing here.

So I don't know why I have the fuck you're looking at me like that, cause the way you're looking at me is pissing me off, and that's how contagious— that's how contagious negative energy could be.

Luckily, I was already on the Peloton for an hour. I just finished a song that made me laugh a lot.

It made me laugh a lot, and in the moment in the moment, what's fucked up is everybody was heckling this guy, but I think he might have actually been like a professional or he was just some crackhead.

I don't think so. First of all, he got the most laughs.

I'm listening back to this recording and I'm like, “yo, everybody's—” he made me laugh. I heard myself laugh on this recording.

And then as I'm making this song, the number of different laughs from around the room that I'd like that were beautiful to me because I love the sound of laughter…

So the difference this I'll— I'll talk more in depth about this album as it's finished and as it's coming out in the next few days. um I still have ‘All The Rage' to come out before that.

What day is it coming out?

The 10th? Yeah, the 10th.

All The Rage is coming out on the 10th, but it has a single coming out on the the All The Rage has a single coming out on April 7th called Sweet Dreams, and then it'll be out three days later. It's pretty much like a hype up single.

There's two singles out from that.

Yeah, Hot Little Number is also on All The Rage. So Hot Little Number is coming out in the next couple days, because they just felt like there should be at least like one release in March.

I did some releases in early March, but not much.

Um, and then oh, the single for yeah, I'm only taking one single off of that, because they're so massive.

All the songs on Tears of a Clown are like six, five, six, seven minutes. It's it's a true concept album.

It's true to itself, and so that's it's cool because it's kind of like pushing me into the next batch of things and working on a I don't know if it's a remix or if it's just like a a dubstep song with heavy sampling cause I'm getting into more dub stuff.

butit's crazy cause I got mad at myself because I was like,

“oh, I really wanted to fucking I really wanted to finish this.” I don't wanna jinx it so I don't wanna talk about what it is. But I'll talk about it when it does get done.

And now I'm understanding that like it's just being major focusshifted.

Like, because I cared so much about it that I didn't want to just do it and then be like, that's it. Like, that's it. And it was gonna go on Tears of a Clown but then I was like, I can't because it samples a song that was actually I think it was like a fucking I think it was a hit-ish a TikTok. is it really a hit which it's just on TikTok? I think so, because of the audience on that TikTok has. I refuse. I refuse.

I downloaded TikTok once during the pandemic and two things made me never ever go on TikTok again is that it only showed me what appeared to be underage girls doing things that I would slap the shit out of anybody I saw doing like you could be a grown ass woman if you did any of those things. I would hit you like,

I—well—no. I'm learning about this.

I'm like, ‘oh.' I'm learning about people who make you want to hit them, but you can't. That's things like that's as I think it's a coming of age. I've never had this experience before where it's like, oh, like, you're doing everything in the world to make me want to hurt you. but I can't.

Like I have to exercise restraint. That's a fucked up feeling. It's like being penned down.

I'm like, oh, like like that's like you can't like you can't do anything about it.

You can't do anything about it. What are you gonna do about it??

I don't know, boss up.

That's the only thing I can do. I'm like, well, that's that, but oh, it makes me wonder, what makes me kind of understand to a certain extent, like, bro, like, is this what it's like to have a girlfriend?

She's gonna make me mad.

She's gonna well, I'm I'm not that kind of guy. And I swear to that I'm not.

I swear I'd probably be that kind of lesbian, though. like bitch, I will hit you.

We are the same gender. like, we could duke it out.

We could dupe this out!

I'm kidding. I'm not violet. I swear to God, I'm not.

But sometimes like I guess it's an episode about about energy, negative energy. It's like I work out enough that like it should just roll off today this. But it wasn't like violent.

It was just like, “ooh. girl. You better stop flapping those arms and get you a Peloton. I don't know what the fuck you're looking at me like that for!”

I swear, because the anger the anger set into my body.'s like, bro, I just don't like looking at shit that don't look good.

I'm an aesthetic person, so like, that's why I don't jog in my neighborhood, cause for the most part, like, I'm gonna take in too much negative, like the negative is gonna outweigh the positive.

Like, I can run in circles around whatever my radius around this bitch. but if I see too much trash on the ground, it just depresses me.

Like it just makes me upset. and so it like undoes the good that I'm doing by running unless I'm sprinting, but I can't do too much of that. I can't do too much of that.

I sprinted almost two miles yesterday I almost top speed, and then those my motorcycle stalkers started stalking me, and so I st like I—I like ran out of steam. I was like, you know I was like, I was like, ugh.

There they are. Like, that's weird. How can something like that happen?

Anyway.

I was like, nah, I'm just gonna fucking jog the rest of this little the rest of this the this last mile or whatever. I'm just gonna jog it, but I sprinted most of that, but then when I got back, I was like, why the fuck am I out of energy?

Bitch, because you hit like 11 miles at least.

I'm pretty sure what my top speed is like between 11 and 12. if I just spread it, but then that's slow. In comparison to some.

That's what I'm saying. pretty sure I wrote like a rhyme recently. I'm I'm not writing so much as organizing, try to anyway.

I'm doing a lot at once.

What else happened?

I don't know.

I'm not scowling, your boyfriend's not that cute.

I wasn't even looking until you made that face, and I'm like, wh are you trying to defend something here?

Is it worth defending?

Oh, but the first girl that scowled me, her boyfriend is cute.

She needs to do that more, but she needs to be with him, when she does that, like,

“girl, you better wash your man's!”

.And he has a accent. I don't know where the fuck he's from, cause half of the shit he said was not. I was like, what? what? He is cute. I didn't notice that when she was scowling at me, and that's probably why she I was like, “what is that face?

“ Girl? And then I didn't know that was him, cause he went into their apartment.

Don't worry, I'm not that kind of girl. like, that's yours.

I guess keep making that face.

Keep making that face.

Do that. Do that. He's cute. I think she'd be cute too, if she wasn't doing that. So, you know, whatever. They' they're probably— and $4 got her flowers!

Aw. Aw, and then he said something, oh, cause he thought, and so he doesn't think un is, don't worry. Don't worry, he doesn't.

He thought I was delivering Amazon packages because I picked up my Amazon packages. I was picking up my packages and he was like, “oh, you don't need a key for the elevator.“

And I was like, not trying to explain. Like, "No, I live here, I know that. Like” so I was like, okay.

And at first I thought he might be like this sounds bad. At first I thought he was deaf, cause whatever he said sounded like a whole, like a whole rolling mumble, and I was like, okay, and I was still listening to my fucking music.

And then he kept talking. and so I was like, oh, I have to —and I wasn't even looking at him until I like turned off my music.

And then I was I was like, damn. who the fuck is this?

And then I was like, oh, like I saw that he lives on the same floor as me. and I was like, ”oh, “

like the elevators and the the the buttons and the elevator are different on both sides. So it depends on which elevator you get where the button is and I press the wrong button, and so he thought I was delivering Amazon package.

I was like, no, I'll live here. like like I live here.We live on the same floor, you actually pressed the button already”, and then he said something back and I was like, 'oh, oh, he's he's just from somewhere else. He's not American.'

i usually only like American dudes. I like dudes sometimes, not not all the time.

I like dudes, sometimes.

I like men all the time.

That's all around the clock thing that I like. I like them more, increasingly, and the more like stable I get my singularity. I really like them because they can do all the fuck they like all the fuck shit they do is entertaining because they're not doing it to me.

I'm like, “okay. I see. like that.” Yeah. I'd be A real, real real, real broad dyke.

I'm not gonna lie.

I don't like females. I'm not anti feminist.

I just for the most part, like get impatient, cause I'm like, what can you do for me?

Nothing. Nothing, exactly.

I like a friend or something.

No, females are never friends with each other. Let's just get that clear. I think I've just figured this out.

I just figured this out, like, we'll pretend to be in each other's best interests….

Usually, I mean it. Because I'm not all the way I'm not 100% female. I am very nonbinary in the way they're like I genuinely, genuinely care—typically— if I if I care. if

I let myself care, then I genuinely care.

But I don't not have the same experience with other females and so I'm just learning this though.

Like I'm just learning other females in the competitive sense as I'm learning males.

I'm like, “oh, like, I get it. Like if you sense any superiority in me whatsoever, like, you're like, I become your enemy, like, I become your target and you're trying to kill me!”

I'm like, ‘that sucks.'

To me, like, but if I sense any inferiority in you whatsoever, you're like a nonfactor.

Like, I don't— I'm not trying to kill you. I don't care what happens to you.

I already won.

Let's just all be this way.

Just have a oh, oh, that was that thing that I heard. The one thing that I heard.

I was like, and it clicked in my brain a certain way.

It was that ‘insecurity makes people act crazy.'

And I don't know why, but like it clicked with me in a certain way because typically I don't have to bring my insecurities out front or if I do, it works for me in a way that like— it works for me, because if I point if I point like I guess that's the comic or comedian in me.

If I point out my indiscretions or my flaws, then it works for me because typically, the person that does sense that inferiority in some kind of way, they get kind of like, it if inflates their ego.

It puffs them up and makes them feel like, oh, like, you know, like or, you know,

OR— it makes them what's it called, like sympathize with you if they have like some of the same insecurities and it puts you on the same level of equality where it like humanizes you are humanizes them and then you and then you have like, a connection.

I'm I'm just you know, I'm just figuring out like human connection in the way that, like, makes sense. So, I'm not I I'm not gonna pretend to know everything because I wouldn't want to.

I wouldn't want to. and I with the understanding that, like, on a conscious level, like I well, I mean, like certain certain factors certain factors would indicate that yes, on a conscious level, I do and am, and know everything, but, like to be aware of it at all times would literally be insanity.

I wouldn't want to be like allie was like that a lot of the time and I was like,bro, you need to get off God because I well, God is where he went. He was like,I'm just gonna die.” I was like “cool. fuck you, dude. Fuck you.”

Like he was like, I'm just gonna die.

*Explode! *

i was like, all right, ‘whatever. Whatever dog.' I was still a little bit. I am I still grieving? I'm still grieving? I'm thinking I'm like in the acceptance part. where it's like,‘ oh, you're you're right. Like you're you're right about a lot of things and like your freedom is that you're hopefully.

Well, see, he might have had some other shit to do. He might have had other shit to do, so I just I kind of have this thing where it's like he still actually like he's in another realm figuring out. figuring out things. Figuring out things.

That's what you do when you die, and you haven't done everything yet.

I know that much, but I know that the less I know, the better, ha, Tame Impala and also like, he's just a five.

And again, uh, I don't I don't the whole music industry is herpes, like, don't touch me, don't well,

Tame Impala can do better.

So, so, I don't worry about things like that. I don't to worry about things like that, but the whole music industry, Herpes.

I don't I don't think it would be hard to be with another musician.

Like, really?

I like pretty dudes.

I like pretty guys, and I like pretty men.

Pretty boys, though.

I'm like,' oh, youes gots to learnings to do.”

You gots to fuck around for like 50 more years. And then maybe we can have like a tea.

In 50 years?! yeah, yeah.

was you know, then what are we gonna do?

There's none of like all the dumb shits out the way. All the dumb shit and all those dumb girls.

all the girls like get the girls out of the way and then like a few of the women, like a lot of the women, like, get all the dumb shit out the way.

And then talk to me. or don't. In fact, in fact, that's how I wanted to go. My

next actual thing with like a person of the opposite gender should be—seriously wordless. like, it shouldn't have to have like, I don't have to explain myself to you.

if I have to do that, I'm already doing too much work. I would I think I just might be a single forever. It's cool.

I'm like “yay, I got over it.”

And now I well, how am I gonna—

I'm like I devising a plan,

“how to hold babies without being weird.”

Like, I—I want to do that.

I don't necessarily want to take it all the way. Like, I don't wanna be I don't wanna be a midwife or a dula.

don't wanna be like a baby— I don't want to be anything in the medical field because gross. Gross, gross.

I thought I was gonna be at EMT for a while, because they're like,

“oh, no, no, you're too old to be a firefighter!”

That's okay. after living this long in New York, I'm like, running into a burning building would probably be like at the top of my priorities, if that were my job.

You don't don't talk to me on the wrong day.

I will try and fail to save everybody in this burning building. That's I'm you know, that's where I'm at. so it's probably good that I missed the cut off for being an actual firefighter.

But then, oh, I signed up to be an EMT and they were like, oh, it's a year and a half wait, but then once you get into the program, the way that it works is that like you

‘technically, like word training you on a loan. So like everything that you make in the first, however many years, you actually owe back to us and you can't quit.' And I was like, that's kind of that's okay, because it's like job security.

But then ey, I met an EMT that was taking the same bus as I was and I was like bro like that doesn't make sense.

Like, you have a you have a full-time job and we're on the same bus, that's no. No, like you should be able to afford the next level of transportation hug. That's that's wrong, that's a hard job.

‘You should get paid more,' but then I was like, it's okay.' What was the second thing? Oh, I went to the ER.

My first trip to the ER in New York was like was like the trip that I would never take to the ER in a third world country.

I like I thought about it in Mexico a couple times.

I was like, ‘bro, if it came down to it.'

Because I saw like a building that I didn't know was like a functional building. I thought it was like a shell of a building, but then there was like a there was like a flickering sign on the front of the building that was like, you know, this is a hospital, this is the ER.

And I was like, “no, it's not.”

And I was like “this is like a shut down hospital, right?”

But then there was like somebody at the entrance and I was like, 'okay.'

And then I thought to myself 'like, okay, if I had to go to this fucking hospital or like just duke it out with whatever the fuck is happening, like what would be my choice?'

And I was like, ‘I would probably just like take it.'

I'd probably just take it. I'm not gonna lie, you know? like that.

But the end, well I had to go, I had to go and honestly, New York ER is not super different, not you like not not anything like the ERs on the West Coast. is not the safest place.

No. No, I did not want to be there. And then when I'd witnessed what an EMT does in a New York City, like ER, I was like, oh. I am— uh what's it called? [withdrawing]

I'm taking out my applications. Oh, that was hardcore. What was it like a gunshot? It was something I think it was. I think that was a couple gunshot wounds in there.

I was like, you know, 'no, this is what they do. This is what they do all the time.' Ive just I've reached a level of I can't do that with a lot of professions.

Like, don't get me wrong. I'm not unwilling to work. It's just like I can't. Like my heart can't take it. Like it cannot.

I've, you know, I've been around. I'm no spring chicken. I've already had some grief. grief.

Like I don't think I can do that. So hat's off to the people in the blue, whatever.

“all lives matter.”

This is true.

But, you know, I'm not picking those sides. Anyway, it is true.

Everybody.

Everybody makes sense in a certain way, right?

Okay, I'm just trying to take up this last minute.

What the fuck was this episode for?

That was a fast hour. I'm surprised by myself.

Don't scowl if you're ugly.

Like, don't be ugly and scowl. I don't I don't know which thing happened first.

I don't know if she was already ugly, so she's scowling. or if the scowling just, like changed everything.

I've said this before, I'll say it again, like you can be —you can look, however, but as a person who like sees sings speaks vibrations, like if your whole shit's fucked up. like, that's what I see.

So it will be the prettiest girl, boy, man, trans.

You could be the prettiest cat.

You would be a cat.

I'm— I'm not— look, you know, I'm not into beastiality; pansexuality. sure, you know?

I've had crushes on trees.

Me and my Peloton have a thing going, but I spend a lot of time sitting on it.

[MENACING IMMORTAL LAUGHER]

a.k.a “mwahaha'

Sorry.

Okay, I was about to—

That's enough, right?

Yeah, that was so—

—Somebody help that fucking bitch.

they lady, man! that lady in her fucking dragon I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen.

Like, don't worry, it is a very small percentage of people in the whole population that she's actually gonna try to actually hunt down and murder.

You know, gently. death by snusnu.

as possible as most of these dudes don't have, you know, like, I'll kill you.

Don't scowl at me, and like, I will literally kill your boyfriend. Like, doll like by choice, though, I wouldn't kill him.

So don't worry, you can take that face off now.

Jesus Christ all day anyway.

All day and all night, okay? Have a good day or night or whenever the fuck you're listening to this.

Thank you for listening.

More stuff soon, because we'll see what happens with the like, you know, with the website and whatever. I am you dot guru.

That's what it is for the foreseeable future. That's what that is. I i A-M-U DOT GURU

I gotta work on this website.

It's gotta be it's like I can't overhype it. I can't do all this spelling out and promoting my own website if it's not gonna be like the most spectacular—smoothie that I've ever had, which is happening right now.

Amen.

{Enter The Multiverse}

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-Ū.

[The Identity Crisis]

The identity crisis,

A loose knit muse,

A fog of confusion

At most, let with offline regaining of conciousness.

No more monsters?

All blondes are.

Let them have you

No grapple promotions

(I know I can't afford you)

New friends for relevance

Prototypes of your tools

Forward all immortals

I'll see you when your shows stop

Freckled glances

Eyes reflecting light

How strong I am

Demolish monsters

Social structure, constructs

Not fair, are I?

Nor earned,

Only fair skinned

Access

Access

Access denied.

Crookshanks, old boy!

The man turns around almost as if he doesn't want to, but obliges the other man, as he comes running towards him.

My Goodness, you stink.

Why of course! I'm a dog!

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-Ū.

LYRICS

Youre such a super entitled, sick

Son of A Gun

But don't you forget --

you're still the one with the gun;

you're such a super entitled, sick Son

of a Gun--

but don't you forget:

you're still the one with the gun!

(you're so stuck in your world,

you're so stuck in your world,

you're so super entitled, so suicidal)

you're a super entitled sick son of a gun

(son of a gun)

you're a super entitled sick

son of a gun (son of a gun)

you're so stuck in your world.

ARTWORK:

the artwork depicts a near headless suited individual who appears to be a man with a 2D hand holding a gun pointed at his head, which is portrayed as a television set; the placement of the artists name at the center of the screen suggests that this is a reflective interpretation of oneself, and the lyrics suggest that the figure holding the man at gunpoint is another incarnation or person of the man himself, or of the artists depiction of the sense of self being separated entirely from what is truth, or what is known--and what is felt.

Just shoot him in the foot. Let's go.

[a bullet rings out from the gun and ricochets onto the light future and around the room before hitting a wall.]

Bullet proof loafers!

Yessir!

Who does that.

They're steel toe!

You, my friend, have enemies.

And who says I have friends.

Ah, shit, that's right.

What, what happened?

I gotta kill this guy before aa

Listen to me, and listen to me good, okay?

Ok, Robbie.

This shit—

Is priceless.

I believe you.

Then why don't you act like it?

I don't act like anything!

What is this?

I'm not an actor.

You're not— listening to me.

What, are you speaking in code.

Use your eyes, Dillon! Your eyes!

What in the actual fuck.

How dare you!

Great, now I gotta kill all these guys.

Why. What for?

Look. There's something you should know about shapeshifting.

What's that.

There's really no way of getting in, and then getting out all the way…

So you mean.

DANDELION! DANDELION!

What— is that a safe word?!

DANDELION.

Ice cream. Ice cream. Gotta get.

Are you looking for ice cream.

Yeah, I— yeah.

…I know where to find ice cream.

Well yeah, but.

I got ice cream.

Yesteryear was long and fowl…

Your show makes me very unhappy.

My show makes you unhappy?

Yes.

So does yours. So— I think we're even.

What! My show makes you unhappy?

Yes, I hate it.

You hate the tonight show? How can you hate the tonight show?

I don't. I hate you.

I—what?

I hate you.

Okay?

Okay.

Why!

You ruined SNL.

I what.

Killed the whole show.

Excuse me?

You're excused.

Wh—

I gotta go— be mediocre.

What?

You know the feeling.

I—

[exits]

…

…

[lights turn off]

*the festival project ™

Believe it or not,

It's not about you

I dream up my perfect man

And he's Lilly white

And he's all for me

And without a name

And he's ten foot tall

And he don't like blonde

And we're all from God

So believe it or not, my muse

I'm blū

This is not about you;

I just wrote a love song

I am an Amazon man

An Amazon man

I am an Amazon man

An Amazon man

Why, hello Alice!

That's right, I'm Alice!

Alice?

Well, yes, hello!

Why, no! I was just the Cheshire.

Right you are!

And right you were!

My idea, of.course,

And yours!

I had intended to pay for today's ride…

BLŨ fluidly jumps the turnstile.

Uh—

But the train was approaching as I got to the station, and the bass music ringing in my ears was telling me.

Well, I just don't have time to waste today…

Night, Benga

Oops.

I did intend to put the five specially marked bills— ‘my comedy dollars, into the machine and onto my Metro Card. Into the machine– because they were marked— onto my Metro Card, because I was sick of jumping the turnstile.

V.O.

Whatever makes gross demon people want to sit down next to me on the subway, though, is beyond me. I was. A particular stone, however, forced me to wonder—

Is she your type?

You will learn.

Aiming a bit low for someone perched so high.

V.O.

It was the Capsulous Illuminatus— because the Illuminatus Mondi had been captured, by, well…

THE COSMIC AVENGER

THE STONE IS MINE! NOW I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

— or at least, the greater social economy.

PASSERBY

Gross!

COSMIC AVENGER

AHEM, pardon me.

[the cosmic avenger has shapeshifted into a very grotesque New York BUM for the purpose of this exercise]

V.O.

(Um, what is the purpose of this exercise?)

COSMIC AVENGER

Neveryoumind!

[beat]

COSMIC AVENGER (CONT'D)

DOG!

DOG

Yessir.

COSMIC AVENGER

Lend me your vessel.

Why?

Because you're a talking dog, which is just above “ragged bum” on the hierarchy, and I need to transition back to my body.

[a passerby stares at the bum and the talking dog]

DOG

I mean, …

“Bark”

Darnit.

Ugh!

DOG

Find somebody else to do it. Like an actual bum's dog; I live, mind you in the Upper East Side and by the way, i told you I'd do this so you'd tape $20 on my collar so the Wag guy thinks my owner tipped him well—

COSMIC AVENGER

—or at all—

DOG CONT'D

Or at all— and feeds me more!

COSMIC AVENGER

(desperately)

You know what? Fine.

DOG

I got a buddy— Darnell, up in the Bronx that might do it,

COSMIC AVENGER

His name is Darnell?

DOG

Nah, it's ‘Buddy', but Darnell is his “friend”

COSMIC AVENGER

(Understanding)

Hence the talking–

DOG

Are you not fully caught up to speed in the dynamics of shapeshifting?

COSMIC AVENGER

Not all the way, no.

DOG

Which is why this is dangerous.

COSMIC AVENGER

I second!

DOG

Now, put $25 dollars in my collar, and walk me up to the Bronx, and then back to the Upper East Side so I can fetch with my Wag guy and eat steak tartare!

COSMIC AVENGER

Steak tartare?!?!

DOG

And not in that order — put the $25 on my collar last, actually—

Like in the safety and comfort of my crate—

COSMIC AVENGER

You said $20!

DOG

And now I'm saying $25, because this guy stinks, and not in the way that I like.

COSMIC AVENGER

You're right.

DOG

Because I'm better than you.

COSMIC AVENGER

But not really.

DOG

Yes, really.

COSMIC AVENGER

$25!?

Are you not a millionaire, shapeshifter??

COSMIC AVENGER

Fine! Gosh!

Now, let's —

Suddenly I was rush with the anxiety of performance— it was Bedford Avenue ona Saturday morning— which reminded me… it was Saturday, and I had been doing weird shit on Saturday, almost ritualistically.

l…. Somehow, automatically, I seemed to get off of the train with no trouble at just the right stop.— writing was a time jump forward.

I slowed my roll to catch my breath after the stairs and kept speed behind a sea of beautiful dogs and beautiful children's families. Ugh. The good part of town— I wanted to live somewhere like this, but alas…

Apparently something was wrong with me.

It was an excellent exercise in energy, but l it was also the music telling me to run, instead of walk— I was still being stalked— some cheap bottle blonde was sent in front of me, mocking.

This always happened in the good part of town— the [redacted] effect.

Yo, get that thing away from me

I hate your guts

Get away from me

I start counting on the way out

20, 40, 60

I start counting all my time

And all my dimes on the way out

Alright, where's Seth Meyers?

Why?!

Whose asking?

I

Am.

Why?

Don't repeat yourself

Cause this dude's really starting to piss me off.

The old man waits at the crosswalk for the next walk sign l—

I still double back to make sure he's golden;

Fox knows this is where we all go,

We both know how slow and how old he is, and so I double back

My heart can't take it and anyway.

I card the sleek and shiny Mercedes Benz for a second time

What a fine automobile.

I love New York, by Madonna

-Ū.

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lol the Pasquale Rotella action figure is to scale.

I died.

-U.

They say new York drinking water is some of the cleanest— don't buy it!

I saw a billboard that said 8 glasses of tap water will prevent a heart attack.

That's because it already has so much asprin in it!

Yooo! Don't drink that!

“Some of the cleanest drinking water in the country”

Then what the fuck is in the tap water in the rest of the country?!

New York tap water ain't right! It's not.

Even my brita filter is like

“Well, I'll do my best”

But it doesn't.

I drink tap water out the brita filter and I'm still like

“Well geez, I'm sleepy”

Fuck that.

I moved to New York and had to double triple my budget for water.

“New York tap water is “potable”

What doe ther even mean.

Notice it's not the word “safe” or “healthy” or “clean”

It's “potable”

Which means—

It passes for people we don't really consider people anyway.

If you can't afford a real clean water then you deserve whatever's in this mess here—

“It's potable”

Don't trust that. This is coming from the same government that tried to tell us ketchup was a vegetable.

KETCHUP IS A VEGETABLE = NEW YORK DRINKING WATER IS SAFE TO DRINK.

THIS IS THE SAME LIE.

TRANSACRIPT:

(Uncorrected, cause this is a lot of words.)

We'll see how bad it gets. Good morning Krusty crew! you guys are Kusty crew now. I'm sure at least a few of you listeners are Krusty, like my morning voice. Hello. This episode is brought to you by Amazon. I'm just kidding. They're not paying me. However, I always have like a particular difficulty, like retrieving my Amazon fresh order, and I'm pretty sure so that it's it's so that I can come back on here and be like,Yo, okay, like what the fuck is up with Amazon? And allthough I don't think they need advertising. I haven't seen an actual television and like years, but I've never seen a commercial for Amazon. I've never seen a commercial like they don't need it. They fucking totally cornered the market on every fucking thing you need. Everything. like to the point that some people are like specifically like anti-amazon, which I don't know, I think I want to pride myself on being anti-amon for a while, but really Amazon was like anti-me. They're like your identity. You're sketchy. Now, who are you? I like I couldn't I couldn't Amazon for the longest time and it caused me the greatest difficulty in my life. I was literally paying like more for everything that I needed period. There was no like there was no finagling. I just love finagling. I don't know why. There't there was no getting around it. Like I couldn't just like oh, like here's a here's a fucking alternative to Abbott, there's no alternatives. Like I found companies in the process of doing that that I do like, but like I still have to revert back to Amazon because like most of those companies are like really good, like sustainable companies and like organic companies and like even small businesses, but at the same time, because they are those things, they cost me more and so it's like I can't afford like not to do this anyway. what's going on? We get an episode today. Well, we get we get an episode. We according to this Amazon hall, by the way took two days, like I thought that I was making an order because I was well, here here it is. It's like this was my equivalent for like drunk ordering anything. I don't drink. But if there, you know, if there's like a close, you know, like, I don't know. I don't think I could actually manage to my indigenous heritage kind of grants me like a certain functionality when drinking, although there's like a level. There's like a limit. Like I go from completely functional and like cooperative to no, like very quickly. So I don't think that I could be the type of like blacked out drunk person to order on Amazon. But if I were, this is this is the order I would have made. I guess you could I guess you could kind of compare the fact that like I went out after, what, two days of not working out? I had to go run an errand and that was the worst. That was the worst. I went out in New York ugly for the first time and I went out in New York ugly for the first time in a long time because I I was like, okay, I learned my lesson. like don't be ugly in New York. So I went out ugly because I didn't care. I was like, okay, well, I have to do this fucking errand and everything was bad. Everything went wrong. Everything was bad because well, I mean like I blamed myself I wasn't working out. I think I ran like a considerable amount that day and did like maybe 15 minutes on the pelone, but it wasn't enough. because I I went out and like lights were flickering and there was I was like, what? fucking side dimension is this is not where I live? This is not the place, this is not the place. and so I went out and I had a horrible time, and when I came back, I was like, fuck it, I'm hungry. and I'm pretty sure I just did what's fucked up is damn, I meant to Google. I meant to Google whatever the fuck the thing is that you do before Passover. I'm pretty sure it's called Schchitz. Like I'm not 100% sure because I keep telling myself like I'm gonna Google that. Passover is literally like tomorrow. But also I just got rice. And I left lintils off of my I think lintils is a no, no. I think it's disputed. Like people are like lintels and oats and some people are like yes, and some people are like no. And I'm like,Yo, dude, well, I'm vegan. And a lot of Jews are not, so I mean, like can't we just like substitute, but like the whole point of schitz or whatever you call it, I need to look it up. I'm pretty sure it's Fish. Sch fits like 90% sure, but that's I mean like 90 still 90's and A. It's a low A, but it's an A. And so I think it's something close. I think it starts with the S and ends with a Z like most Jewish and or Yiddish slang terms. or words. I don't know, I love Jews. I'm obsessed with them. I've been thinking about going to like actual services on Saturdays. However, I I like I find it hard to actually move myself on Saturdays in New York. I'm like there's too much. It's too much. It's too much. I don't wanna be out. fuck this. I don't wanna go out even if it's like too a Jew church, like it might be worth it. Especially if it was like like you know, nothing like Mormon church, not in the middle of the day for five hours. Not in the middle of the day for five hours, it might be. I mean, like I don't I don't know. I don't know anything about the actual, like I don't know anything about that shit. I just have it somewhere in my body. I'm like Jew things. hello Jews. anyway. it's no secret. I love Jews. I love Mormons. I actually like all the people. especially people who practice religiously like religiously. I'm like, oho, dude, like, well, I mean like they're extremists, but they're extremists atheists. so I mean like both of like just to be an extremist in any way is wrong. I worked very, very minimally for in for an extremist vegan last year, and I'm still traumatized by it. I still like he grabbed my backpack to keep me from fucking catching the bus and which, by the way, was the day that I lost my wallet. I specifically blame that. like I blame him for that. like I dropped my wallet because he was like, oh, we have to do this or we have to do a group hug. And he like, I was like, oh, nope, my bus is coming and he grabbed the in and he grabbed the back of my backpack and like for some reason now he grabbed the back of my backpack and I was like, what the fuck you doing? He was like, we have to do a group hug. And then I was like, yo, and then I ended up running for the bus and like g getting paid and not having my wallet with me by the time I got back to my apartment, cause I was like shaking him. I was like, the fuck are you pulling on me? Now every time I get every time I get caught on something, I cuss that motherfucker out. like, I don't know. I don't know if it has any direct, like effect on him, cause like every time, every time I get caught on something, and I feel like the motion of a pull, I I just start cussing him out in my brain. I'm like,uck this dude. I hate you. But anyway, I hated him for a lot of reasons. I didn't quit that job cause he paid in cash at the end of each day. It was like he was like one of those horrible people that's like bro, I don't like and everybody knew it and everybody like tipted and walked on eggshells around this motherfucker. But like he paid in cash. He paid in cash tax free at the end of each day, so it was like, yo, if you could get through the end of each day without quitting, you get your whole paycheck today, which and he was paying like a pretty living wage like over minimum wage for New York. So I was like, okay, all right. But I think that I think that was the game. It was like I was supposed to quit because he was like he was terrible. and it was like, why haven't you quit yet? I'm like, he pays in cash. At the end of the day, like all I have to do is suffer through this fruit. however long it takes to get cash at the end of the day. Then I drop my wallet and that was a terrible thing because he paid in cash at the end of the day and I dropped my wallet and nobody's turning in a fucking wallet with a full paycheck of cash in it. So I never got that wallet back and then I well, we could call it like a draw not too long after because he he was like, why haven't you quit yet? I'm going to make you quit. I'm like, you will not make me quit. I will get paid cash at the end of this day. Cash. Anyway, anyway, it's tax free cash, daily, I'll be back. Anyw, what's going on? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Was that saying something about Amazon? Oh, extremists. I mean, like I don't I don't think that has anything to do with anything, but being extreme oh, he is extremist vegan. Like he would do mean things to you to try to make you be like oh, I give up meat completely and like veganism is one of those things where it's like it's like alcoholism. Like you have to be ready to change. You get or like ear anything, honestly. like any kind of whatever, like you can't make a person do anything until they're ready. Like you can try, but like most of the time the behavior is just gonna revert back to itself like overeating not working out not working out, like the sugar, like dietary changes, like pretty much any like major behavioral changes have to be initiated by that person for like a personal reason. Like you and even if you are going to convince them to change in some way, you have to like you have to suit them. You have to make it kind of seem like it's their idea. Like you can't just force your ideas onto somebody and be like, oh, you're you know what, you're right. Like I would change because you were this fucking mean to me. I'm like, that doesn't make actually, you know what, after a year of going out at New York, I was like, fine. And then I remembered why because I was like, it's not that bad, whatever, sweatuit and I had fucking I've been getting a lot of work done, so I had my nails like Cardi B long for a while, but then I was like, this is inefficient. if for the things that I have to do, like the amount of things that I have to do with my hands, I can get all this done quicker and then do my nails again later as's not gonna be like that big of a deal, because it, you know, like it you do just figure out a different way to do things with your hands. It's like almost like the nails aren't there, except for typing. And I type very fast and I work very fast, so I'm like, okay, like, these nails gotta go. And so they went. And so I've just been down back to bare bones and like natural hair and no makeup and like yo, yesterday, yes, because I did this twice because I was like once you do it once, I was like I was already like in the bottom of like people scowling at me and shit. So I was like, okay, well, you know, scowls, whatever, I can do this again because I have like one more errand and this dude, this kid this kid that works at the Walgreens was like, oh, I thought you were a terrorist. Like, he didn't say that, but he did. He was like he was like, I thought you were gonna lay down and like, I thought it was over. I thought you were gonna like pull out a can of C4 and blow us all up. And I was like, what? And I forgot that I was like usually like when I go out pretty people treat me nice cause duh. felt like when I go out like regular, people are like oh, like oh, like I'm like, oh, is it that bad? That's what I told the kid, cause I forgot like, I'm just so used to like, I'm still the same consciousness. I'm still the same personality on the inside like it don't matter like, you know, like I just ran here. I I'm like high on endorphins or whatever. likeT's like he was like, oh, like, oh, and I was like, oh, God, is it that bad? I have like a cone head because I'm wearing a bun, but I'm also wearing a hat and a hood, cause it's been nicely cold. It's been great and I I'm worried about the environment cause it's not raining. It's spring, like we're about the hop straight from like the dead of winter to summer and it like and I know it's almost summer because it was like 9 pm last night and the sun had just gone down. I was like, oh, that's fucked up. It's spring again. I was like no, as bad news. It's like that's bad news. It hasn't rained once. Like how are the fucking people? Like, what is the birth doing? Because I mean, like the P people are bad. Well, I mean, like no, not necessarily. I just hadn't like, honestly, the people are always the same. It's like perception, so like when I do my hour on the pelotone and my mild minimum run or whatever, and then I go out into the world, I'm like literally don't like all that shit like bounces off of me. Like the people are still shitty. I'm sure of it. but like I'm just just don't care. It's like a shield live like indoor friends feeling at my peak. That's what I feel. But lately I haven't been feeling great so I haven't been working out, so I haven't I haven't been feeling great because I haven't been working out and it is it has the possibility to be what's it called a vicious cycle, but it did it. Like I was I realized it right away that I was like, oh, this is this is wrong. This is wrong, I don't live here. I don't live here, and I had a very good hour on the pillot last night because two two days ago, I was like, oh, this is this is what happened. I went out and I came back and I was feeling like negative. I was like, no, that was a bad experience. I' hungry now because, you know, sometimes anxiety causes my stomach to churn in a way that's like just fill it with something. And I'm like, okay, usually I understand like anxiety, eating and I can avoid it. Like I understand that like, okay, this is stress or whatever. and I can like, you know, just fill my stomach with water as I'm not hungry. I'm like nervous. I'm not hungry I have anxiety. Like most of the time people eat because they're bored, not because they're hungry. And so I'm like, you know, I'm I don't I haven't I don't mind at all. And so I kind of refuse to allow myself to get bored, but like I do notice like like I eat more when I put like, okay, this this Amazon hall says to me that I'm about to make some ball music because it is the equivalent of something that's like I would have done in a state of like a different state of mind or consciousness as if I were drinking. This this like, okay, like our only emptied it pre-pisode because I was sure that I was like, oh, I know I have ice cream in here. I finally found the fucking bin and Jerry's that I wanted. I was so sick of going to the store and looking through fucking like container after container of bin and Jerry's and not finding the one that I rigid like the first one that I picked up, the first time that I decided like, I'm going to give n non-air Ben and Jerry's a try. I've tried all the other expensive fucking ice creams vegans, and I'm for the most like oh, this one's kind of got like ice chips in it's like freezer burnt tasting this one melts funny and turns into like a gelatinous goo. So I'm like okay Ben and Jerry's like knows what the fuck they're doing and they do what's fucked up about Ben and Jerry's is they're non-airy tastes and is texturized, like they regular ice cream. So it's like the closest thing to regular ice cream. I don't get paid by the way, by any of these people. However, I am like now getting into like the the likeet verse of doing things because I have to because I'm like I make too much music for people not to know about it. Like whether it's gonna be like mediocre bass music or eventually like, I don't know, the most legendary bass music of all time. I now have goals. Well, I mean, like I kind of entered into this DJ thing with like the one thing. I was like, okay, like, if I can't be this, like, what is the point of being like anything else if I can't be this good at doing that, like why would I even like and then I realized I'm like, oh, I'm doing like a house oriented sets, but like, yo, I came here for dubstep. Like, what? oh, are we going to talk about some? We have to talk about subtrronics because I can't I'm like, yo, I can't like, what? Like, I understand as a like, I'm I'm a double fan now because I okay, let's finish all these things. Don't go out in New York ugly. Just don't be ugly in New York. Just don't do it. Just try. just try. just try and New York will give you back an energy what you fucking like it's you you get out of it what you put in. Just try, try. I see people wearing less croccks now. This is good, like, but my equivalent of not wearing crocs is like yo like hair and makeup every day, like non-negotiable. Don't be ugly. I'm like, okay, all right, whatever. I get an out, that kid was like, oh, are you a terrorist? I was like, what the fuck, kid? Like, you were you were nice to me the other day. I'm the same person. I'm the same person making the same transaction, what the fuck? Anyway, so I got back from my errands feeling just totally destroyed. and I made this Amazon hall, but I thought that I was gonna eat in a few hours, whatever I was ordering instead of two days from when I was ordering, they were like, oh no, this is the next available delivery window. I was like that is a deficit to like my like, what if I don't want it two days from now? This is technically an impulse decision based on the fact that I'm reacting badly to whatever the fuck just happened outside. Actually, you know what, though. I just unpacked this fucking Amazon hall, which, by the way, I get the most expensive and non-exciting Amazon haul of all time. The only is like of all time, every time I order Amazon, I'm disappointed unless dish soap or like, I don't know, cleaning supplies. I get like a certain I'm like, yes, it's here. Lysyle has a new fucking scent that I'm just I adore it. I'm like, yo, yo, this doesn't smell like anything I've smelled before for like cleaning. It's like the fabulosa ofysol, which why haven't I just been using fabuloso? Fabuloso used to be mad cheap. Now everybody like caught on to the fact that fabuloso is one of the best multiurpose cleaners ever like of all time. No, they're not paying me either, but I don't really care. Like my whole new thing is like, my whole new thing is like everybody's like subscribe this and fucking $15 a month and like y, dude, you're sucking everybody's income out of them, like everybody who's living under a certain level of fucking like everybody who can't just buy things flat out has to buy them on a subscription and if you count up all the subscriptions like that's like the whole like the common American worker right now, like the common one, like not the, oh, I have an okay job or like, you know, you should just get an education or like, whatever you're elitist mentality makes you think that like your life and your privilege is not like your life and your privilege is your merit. That's I'm not talking about you because you skated through life on your genetics, basically, and you think that you earned what you have, but you didn't. Your grandparents and their parents did and blah, blah, blah, and your lucky that way. But the rest of us are out here like $15 a month for this $20 a month for that. and it adds up to like your entire income is like, okay, after your living expenses like you're still gonna be in like a pretty unshakable amount of debt. because you're like, okay, well, I mean, like I can't afford to do it flat out. Like if I did all these subscriptions at once, flat out, and each of them is like 200 hundred a year, if I did them all flat out, I would be like, I don't know, like at least 5K like a year just like at once. I don't have that. Most people don't have that. and so it's like, okay, well, you can break it down and this is how the businesses are fucking people. They're like oh well, I mean like you can pay for it monthly but it's actually more monthly. Like you save money if you do it yearly, but it's like oh, but if I need everything pretty much all at wants if I need everything pretty much all at once and I can't afford to do everything all at once by the year, I'm actually going to pay more doing it by the month, but I can only afford to do it by the month. So this is the thing that's like fucking with me. I'm like, oh, you guys are fucking with people. What's my point? Oh, I don't know, oh, everybody's being fucking greedy as fuck, which is is just leaving a bad taste in my mouth for humanity at all. I'm like, you greedy motherfuckers. Like, I might live this life in an in an ideal way for now, but it is a temporary space of like discomfort in order for me to observe and understand, like, how better my energy can be suited in the next don't I don't. I mean, like my next incarnation needs to be like a body list, like orb of air and light. Like that's I don't want another like human body, because first of all the planet is like unless you guys find like another habitable planet. and like, I'm not in the I'm not in the fucking level yet where they're gonna be like, oh, like you're fucking worth saving, like we'll take you to our like, we'll take you to our Elysium in space, where only the elite people and the people that we deem worthy will be here and we'll leave like pretty much Hollywood's been telling us forever. They're like, yo, we're gonna leave all the poor ugly, colored people on this planet. and like, when this planet is like destroyed by it by pretty much our doing. And we're gonna like float on some kind of system and space because we have no idea for like a second, like a close enough habitable planet for us to then, like just move on to, like, I don't care what you say, like repopulating Mars is dumb. It is dumb. It is dumb. It's not a fucking it's not a happy place. Like because at one point, because at one point it was a habitable planet. And guess what? we're we're pretty destructive species. It's just historically and like beyond historically, because typically once we destroy ourselves, like as a species, all of our knowledge all of our knowledge and records are destroyed with us. So we have this like, we have this sense of knowing within our like within our mega that's like, oh, if something happened here. But what? And some people have actually access to that within their minds and within their consciousness. It's like, oh yeah, it's like, like, yeah, a lot ofass music producers are like, what, you think I'm from here? I don't give a fuck about this. I don't give a fuck about this. I'm like, I get it. Like this is just for now. This is just for now. I might be included in this, but also I'm like, yo, dude, like I'm pretty environmental when it comes down to like this planet is, you know, anyway. was I just saying, don't be ugly in New York. Oh, okay, so I made this Amazon fucking hall, like a drunk fucking person. Although, like a drunk person, I was kind of looking out for my future self because there's a lot of stable, like there's a lot of pantry staples in here that's like, bro, you won' run out of food. like you might have rice blowat, but you won't run out of food because sometimes I do sometimes I spring so much for the organic and for the like for the like vitamin packs, like superfoods they call it superfoods, but those are just regular foods. Like if you strip down all the foods that are not foods, like all the foods that are actually just like chemical and overprocessed, like if you took all those things off the planet, because they shouldn't exist really anyway. Like you would be left with what they call superfoods or what they market as superfoods that are actually just foods. like, no, these are the foods that you were technically like designed to eat. These are the foods that will fuel your energy for whatever the fuck you have to take on. This is the food that you're like you're made to eat. But they call it superfoods and market it as such and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I just got bored. Anyway, what the fuck was that saying? Oh, I took I had like had a hand and creating my next masterpiece. Because I got things that I typically don't. I'm I don't fuck with things like that, like snack foods. But as I said before, like we're not produced that snack, I really do, and I haven't been snacking because I'm like, oh dude, like it's not worth it. I'm I'm New York vein like also have these DJs are just like so skinny, and I'm just like, oh, this body shaving, you can't say that or. I'm like, no, like I aspire to be that. so that people actually pay attention not for what I'm doing, but how I look. So trust me, I'm assimilating. I really am. Oh, which, by the way, I have a discord now. I don't know what the fuck it's for. I have no idea I also have a twitch. I have a twitch. There's nothing on it. I have I have pretty much everything. I even got a Snapchat. I haven't had a sn Snapchat since Ollie died because Ollie was my only sn Snapchat friend as it I have a sn Snapchat. This is all for music though. It's not like when I think about it, I'm like oh, this is the dumbest fucking shit ever and I'm do it when I'm fucking I'm actually figuring out like I'm using like I have TikTok eww and well what's great about it is I am using it like as a business tool so I'm not stuck on the shit like I'm not I am scrolling now, but not I'm like what's weird is like my energy is like looking for something. I'm like oh like okay, like this DJ posted something or like this might want a free copy of my fucking of my music to play or whatever. So I should hit them up. Like as I'm using it as a business platform more than like a social platform because I'm just not just not a social person. It doesn't make sense to be, but now I'm understanding like with the feedback that I'm getting that like, oh, this is how you do it. Like I'm not gonna get a job in this industry unless I assimilate to like what I'm hoping doesn't happen is that I assimilate too much because now all of a sudden I'm like I should get a vape I should get a vape like all the kind that I like are illegal in New York. And I'm actually really proud of the fact that I quit vaping when I got here like when I got here because I was thinking that I was traveling outside of the country and like I didn't want to be like I don't know, traveling outside of the US makes me feel like I'm an ambassador for my country so I don't want to represent my country badly. However, I feel like the actual chosen representatives of the country are not doing like the greatest job. so it doesn't matter what I do like because they are technically the ambassadors to this country like they like I'm pretty much aware like a stamp on my head that has their fucking face and or name on it when I go outside the country anyway I don't know I I usually try to assimilate in that way when I travel outside of the country like learn to speak like you're not American because most countries have an opinion about that. They're like oh you're an American deer, they're you're stupid. I'm like I'm not arguing. How many miles is a kilometer? Can you translate this before we hold up? Let me get Google translate? I'm I'm American, man. I'm American to the point where I have the fucking math doesn't make sense. Like it doesn't make sense. Apple pie, I yeah, apple pie. However, though, I realized because of this, and my indigenous heritage, I have kind of like a like a weird, I don't know, I can't I amm not sure. Like I think because of the way that I've decided to craft my lifestyle, I have like kind of an upperhand advantage at like understanding culture, like understanding culture just culturally, like what has happened from like the inside of the like the like the corporate, like conglomerate capitalists, like like set epicenter. Well, I don't know. I've been reading enough about China to be like wow, China. Also, I't I'm loving this. I'm getting I'm getting feedback on my fucking like my what's it called? My stats or whatever. And I don't have a lot of fans and followers, which is sad, which by the way, if you're listening to this, like check check out my other big gold check out the YouTube. It's at the festival project by the way YouTube YouTubeube.com slash at because it's weird that they have like for their backslashes, but it's at the festival project I'm the festival project. There's a whole bunch of people trying to really like I've been telling people that my project is the festival project for a while and now all these people are coming out of nowhere like I'm the festival project. I'm like, you are not. Like, you are not the festival project. Stop lying on yourself. I'm the festival project. I've always been the festival project, at the festival project, that's me, not anybody else. That's you, technically, like the letter you, with no check mark because I'm not paying for that shit. Would I become notable enough to have a Wikipedia page, they'll put the fucking check mark on it for me. I ain't paying for it. I'm paying for it the fuck that like that's like you could buy a grabby award now. I'm sure that you can. I' 100% sure that you could do that. Which is sad and it's likeo, dude, I actually like I what's it? I I don't know. I think I come from a weird world where it's like I hold the academy to like such high regard that it's like I'm like the fact that I'm like pretty certain that you could buy a Grammy makes me sad because it's like like I don't know this whole oh, that's what I was saying. I'm giving away all my shit for free because everybody's greedy motherfuckers. Like I'm giving away my music for free like the album that I dropped yesterday all the rage is 100% free. All you have to do is go on my website and download it. That's it like you don't even have to spend money on a subscription for a streaming service like you could just go get that at my website www.mU.uru. That's the website you can just download whatever the fuck I haven't put all my music up there because honestly I'm I'm realizing how much music I have and like how long I've been making music and I'm like, oh you're like oh okay, first of all, I'm like it's gonna be it's hard it's hard enough for me to just format it and put it on a flash drive just to like have all my music together because I've made it over time and so the expand it it's just a lot like it's just a lot all my music's not in one place, all my mixtapes are not in one place. I just got to sound cloudy yesterday. I only got a SoundCloud to enter a fucking beat making contests the first time I've ever done anything like that like I've entered DJ contests so I can try to get a job, but I've never done a beat making contest, so I've never had to actually like condense my creative space into like a one minute thing. And so, I don't know, I really enjoyed doing that, but it's not something that I was looking at the other contest, they were like, it's for a clout. I'm like, that's stupid. I don't want to waste time on clout. Cloths not gonna pay my bills, anyhho. Clout. Oh, what was I saying? Oh, I was supposed to talk about subtrronics, my Galypes, refrigerator. These Ecuadorian bananas. Okay, I have a like I eat a lot of bananas because bananas and for whatever reason, if found bananas like synonymous with New York City, I always have even before before I lived here, I think it's just because it was like the cheapest thing that I could find is like bananas like bananas. That's what I gonna eat bananas. So I always just kind of like for some reason it was like, oh, from in New York, I need bananas. Now I live in New York and I'm like I see why. But now I'm like my flavor palate is changing to be more specific and so I'm like a banana connoisseur, but I finally like I landed on a I landed on bananas. I landed on bananas that I just love so much. First of all, they're huge, they're huge. I also like these really tiny bananas that are like sweet and little and like they have a very specific taste, and I like the red ones, and yo, that lady when I lived in Mexico, she was so elusive, like she came she was the only lady in the whole place with red bananas and like these red, these really tiny red bananas have like the like they're the best bananas I've ever tried. But the second bananas, the second best bananas I've ever tried are Ecuadorian bananas. and I'm like, yo, dude, first of all, they are huge. Like they're big thick, they're like big, they're big and they're d they're big, big, perfectly sized bananas. good girth. good, nice, just good bananas. They're huge. and uh I don't know, like I started going to the store and then I stopped going to it because rac is oops, I'm not supposed to say that. I I just realize something. I realize something about the world like that you can't even you can't even insinuate like a conversation about race. Like people people will get like people start to get upset, like one way or another. Like I said, extremism on both sides exists. I don't like I can't I'm I'm post racial. Like I can't pick a side anyway like you're gonna put me on one side or another based on your perception of who I am or what I do but like I'm completely like I'm like literally the most neutral thing that ever like literally the most neutral thing that ever. And so what was I just saying, oh, I don't know, I went into a hole. Acuadorian bananas. We'll just we'll just re her back to Acuadorian bananas. Yes, extremism, no. Ecuadorian bananas, yes. They are the best. They are the best, and not only is the size perfect, but the flavor of the banana is just a little bit different from like Guatemalan bananas or Mexican bananas, like no, Ecuadorian bananas. And so now I've gotten into the habit of like, I found another store that has Ecuadorian bananas, thank goodness, because like when I stopped going to the other store, I was like god damn it, they have the Ecuadorian bananas. like that was the one thing from there that I liked and the Uber pancakes. But we'll it's okay. That controversial episode, which I'm like, what's it called? referencing may or may not er. I need to it's like a twohour episode that I did in an emotional kind of turmoil. I need to check that episode to see if I want to air it. It might it might not. Like it could just be like deleted, because I felt like it was forced. I was like why are you try why are you trying to make me act out of my fucking character? Fuck you. Like I don't like when people try to force things. So that sometimes happens where people will come out of the woodwork and be like, talk about this experience. And I'm like, "Yo, dude, you just cornered me into making me feel like unsafe and not great. I don't necessarily and then it was like the energy was like, okay, I have to talk about this, but I didn't like the way that it made me feel. So the fact that it felt forced was like eh but I definitely earned that next tattoo. I'm I'm behind on tattoos I have two tattoos that I have to get it. I definitely earn that one. I earn that one with the help of Erica body, but I'll explain that in some in the multiverse and legends things later. I don't understand how things work sometimes in the universe, but that was one of those things I was like this is this is not even a synchronicity. This is like a this is an experience. We'll see if that episode's worth posting, but either way, I in the tattoo, I earn the tattoo beforehand, that was just the solidification, I think. Anyhho. what the fuck is I say? Ah, Ecuore bananas, yes, yes. Because it makes me think like like, if their bananas are like this, what are their women like? Like, I could give no fucks about the men. I'm not a lesbian, but like, I'm thinking in the way of like a I'm thinking in the masculine way that's like, you know, if they're bananas tastes like this, like, what are their women like Ecuadorian bananas? I think about that, because I'm like yod dude, like my taste profile is based on my diet. So, if these bananas come from Euador, like, what else comes from Ecuador that's fucking perfect. probably women. I don't believe in perfect men. I mean, like perfect looking, sure, perfect acting, sure, a combination of these things to together, rare, but like a per perfect women exist all over the place. Like perfect men. I don't think is a thing. I don't think it is. And that's not me being sexist or like because honestly, if you listen to the way that I speak, like being like a I don't have a preference for gender, just don't be a fucking sh shit hole of a human being. Like I don't care what you are, how you are, like just be cool, you know, like B peaceful and mind your manners and shut the fuck up. I mean like I'm not trying to silence people, but like be mindful of your environment. You know what I'm saying? Be mindful of people around you because there are so many there so many. And you are the focus I to try to say Acuadorian bananas, yes, as good. Are we ready to talk about subronics? Did I talk about all my websites and stuff? We have a discord. It's I think you can find me on discord at blue the guru and it's the same on twitch. I haven't posted anything to twitch yet. I did. I did tape a couple of my performances, but they were horrible. They were horrible and honestly they were just so that I could enter a contest so I could try to get a job. Like that was it. I did that. I was like, well, I have to do something because you you miss 100% percent of the chances you don't take. I believe truly in that so like I would rather enter something that's like mediocre and at least be on the radar and be like, hey, I'm trying. Like I'm really trying with all the things that like all the things that I'm going through and all the work that I have to do like I'm at least trying to get my work seen and I'm at least trying to put it out there and like, you know, the odds of me winning at something like that, especially if it is last minute and it is like mediocre and I know it's not my best performance, which, by the way, I think okay, people really like, oh, this is what I was saying about my audience. One, people really like talkatoo. That's one of my first actual productions, okay? It has almost no technique whatsoever. Well, it does, and I I did work like really hard on it, but like yo, I made that song in a tree, literally a tree, like like a tree. People like this song. It's for some reason gotten really popular, like no out of nowhere. Like people are like this song. I'm like, really? I made that in a tree with no plugins, no I'm pretty sure it's all stock samples. People love it. People love that song, but honestly it is one of my like it is it like it mixes with everything, talking to like if you need like a filler song and I think it is long enough that's like, yo, dude. Like, if you need to go to the bathroom or whatever, like this song is like the song rocks. And honestly, I don't know why that well, I mean, like that song is special. It was the first song I ever heard played back on a system at a festival. because I was like, like here's my music, whatever. And I didn't expect because the DJ was like,, you suck. And I was like, and just be just looking at me because I like ran up during a fucking uh, like a power outage at this fucking rave. I was like, yo, like this this might be the only time that I could actually talk to the you you miss 100% of the chances you don't take. So I was like, okay, like, this might be the only time I could talk to this guy. The power just went out and I was like, then now is my chance because like otherwise mid party and it was a good party, like it was a good one. It was a good it was it was a good one. It was a really great. It was a really great. um but, yeah, that was the first time I ever heard my music played back because I like ran up and I was like yod like here here's me, here's my music, here's a flas I have like you could keep it. has my music on it and it had I think at the I think it just had copy and paste on it like that whole EP was done and so a copy and paste is just talk to this other song called Nero, which has me like hand drumming on it, which is a cool song too. I use the Ableton push. I love the Ableton push and I had to forfeit it because it wasn't going back in my luggage. I couldn't afford it. So somebody fucking I feel charitable about this. Somebody inherited a $1200 at the time that it's depreciated, somebody inherited what I paid $1200 for for free, I think we're even. Anyway, um I add in uteroakatu and 43 on it. That's copy and paste and like, I I ran up during a blackout and I was like here. like, here's my stuff. And he was so annoyed. The DJ was so fucking annoyed. He was like, what are you saying? Like, and if they were like, the powers are, we can't get the power to come back on. so like people had started like a drum circle over in the corner and some people were leaving, they're like, you know, when the power goes out of a fucking festival or a rave like first of all, it's not a it's not a slammer. Like it's not a banging fucking festival and or rave if the power doesn't go out at least once or the cops come. Like if there's no raid, people don't get raided these days, do they? Yeah, that used to bring like a certain element of fucking like fear and excitement that like, yo, this party might only last five minutes. Let's get it anyway. It's New York old New York rave culture. hey, they're having a party over here because we're having a party over here but like shut down that party. Snitches in New York have always been a thing. like, if somebody over there is doing something that competes with your business, like you snitch on them, that would that's old school dance music culture. That's what they used to do, like those little preppy and we're not gonna put a color to it, but those little preppy boys that were like doing the old school, like underground, like break it in raves. Like that's what they were doing. They were like, oh, he's uh doing a there's a party over here in a secret place over here that shouldn't be. But those people were also doing a party and they wanted all the fucking people to come to their party and said that that party. So they were just snitch. They were just like hey, I got a tip. I got a tip on these motherfuckers. And then and then the other party would get shut down and everybody would be like, rolling balls, be like okay, we're still need a I need a party, like where's the other party? And there would always be somebody from the other party there to like usher people to the other party, like, I know where the party is. Yeah, these people. Anyway, I have I have such a love for the culture. What what the fuck was I just saying? Oh, one people have talked to which I made in a tree. That's almost that's almost discouraging. I'm like, yo dude, I'm footing in all this fucking like putting in all this extra work and like this fucking sound design and engineering and like trying to fucking trying to achieve subtronics but sober. Ha ha I'm like, uh, I'm also like ten years older than this kid. at least, excuse me, I don't know what the fuck is happening. Coffee early in the morning. Is my nose running or is it just like, oh, it's almost summer, so we're getting moist in the bitch, like we're just gonna get tepid for the next six months with no rain. Like it's gonna be like the moistures in the air. Enjoy that crawls. anyway I need to figure out what the fuck is schitz is or if that's what it's called. the longer I stay in New York. The easier it is for the old Jew and me to fucking arise. Ugh Anyway, what the fuck was I just saying? Oh, I love this about my statistics. My fans, although there are a few of them are speckled all over the world. I still don't know where Kazakhan is. but I think I have I have a couple listeners in Kazakhstan and they're in two different cities. I'm like that's pretty incredible to me. I was likeYo, dude, where the fuck is Kazakh stand? I don't know. I also found like, okay, like I don't I don't know where half these places are, but like I don't wanna go there although this place this one particular place I'm like oh dude, I don't know where the fuck you're at. I don't know where the fuck you're at and nobody knows where the fuck you're at cause I tried to look you up on a map and it was too distinctively like non places. I was like, is it this place or this place? And they're like it could be this place where that place? And I'm like cracked, but where is it? They're like nowhere, don't worry about it. I'm like damn! Okay, but I have a family there, so that's cool. I got fans all over the world, but they're like speckled. They're not, you know, by the hundreds or millions or billions. Are we gonna talk about that? Eventually, eventually, yes, we'll talk about my love of late night television. Yes, we have talked about that. But not right now. Because that could easily take up a whole episode, easily take up a whole episode. If you ever want to know the state of like if you ever want to know the state of mainstream, America, just check late night, because honestly, that's just like an anchor man dressed up in a little monkey suit as to whatever the fucking day people were talking about reiterated for the night people to understand. It's the same news. They are part of the news networks. I've just realized this cause I'm like oh no that's more like entertainment oh, it's the news. It's just the news kind of funny. It's just the same news that like whatever the NBC oh no, okay, like let's not NBC. Oh, yeah, NBC is doing enough right now. like go. No wonder why they didn't want causeby to buy the network, they would've fucked up their plans. He would have fucked up their plans. I'm like, I don't know what he was gonna do with MBC, but like he would have fucked up whatever they're doing now. That's why they prevented that. They were like, no. no, we have plans. They they're for the foreseeable future. Anyway, let's not NBC, because there's also CBS and uh that's it. At this point, I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're just like moving towards like the like a mass conglomeration of like, we're all the same. I'm like kind of like, and what's funny is they outfit themselves to pretend that they're like, I like this is so funny how left leaning it is when like all y' motherfuckers swing right easily. But I'm like, okay, I understand that this is for the masses, the masses are left swing. I'm like, okay, this is politics again, let's not do this. But everything is, it really is. Anyway, oh my go, what'll talk about my love for late night honor diff episode completely. Well, I mean, like we have a season devoted to it. We do, because I'm like, oh, they have to be like included in this in into the multiverse in legends, because like basically all of the mainstream pop culture like go like flows through late night TV. like that's where it goes. Like if you heard about it, you probably heard about it on late night TV because it is media like that's like anybody who's anybody goes through late high TV. I will not talk about all of I mean like there's so many different there's not really variations. I just said what it is. They're basically anchormen that are disguised not as anchorman. They are giving you the same news from the morning time news or the daytime talk shows, but watered down so that it seems like different news, but it's not as the same news all day. They work for the network, the network works for the dest network work for it themselves. What the fuck? I haven't figured this out yet, like on an intellectual level, I'm starting to, but it's one of those things where it's like mm kid, curiosity killed the cat. Curiosity killed and skinned many cats. Don't look here. I'm like, I got it, I get this. I got it, shut up. Shut up. Let me sit my fucking mug. guys when it comes down to it, I am assimilating well enough to be like, okay, I'm on Instagram twitch. Fucking I'm on Twitter, which is now X. I don't know. I think so. I have it. It's there like I don't use it or anything, but like I'm trying to see what the engagement for this upcoming season will be and if it works, then it works, but I have kind of thought about shooting this podcast in like a if I'm going to do anything, it's going to be anhilate night format where I have like a specific set of like this is what we're going to talk about. I do have a monkey suit picked out. I do have that because I like the format. It's easier it's easier for me to digest and then regurgitate information for my fans and followers this way. Like that's I don't know, like besides the fact that like I have been studying comedy for like the better part of two years now and that I grew up screenwriting and w like, ah, I don't know, like like I get it, though. I get why I'm so like hardwired to this. It's like yo dude, like via the television, we're so comfortable with these people because it's like oh like you're in my house like Lin Letterman, you're in my house like my whole entire existence, my whole childhood. So it's like that's like familiarity to a point that you can't you can't shake it. So like you can grow up and like, you know, the next the predecessors of the next and the next any man comes and like takes over the role of the last any man, but also like evolves the masses for the next coming generation and like the traits of the like it's it's a very interesting culture. I'm obsessed. like I love late night TV. I love TV, but I love late night TV specifically and we'll talk about that more in depth. I guess at some point because I do have to explain this entire weird what seems like an offshoot season well, it was kind of an offshoot season because I lost a season. I don't know what the fuck happened to it. Well now I'm going through my hard drives and I'm like, here it is. It's in here. It's all in here. I'm like, oh, so here we will answer my question. Soon, what did I write last year? I don't know. don't know at all. I really don't. I know a post in some of it. Some of it got like mirrored back in the universe, like, did you know you wrote this? I'm like, no, it's kind of prophetic in a way. just kind of happened. It took over my body anyway. What did I write last year? I don't know. Somebody read it. Somebody read it and then I have to do I have to do more like protections for my intellectual property because yo, I wrote half the Super Bowl commercials facts. I did I did. I was like yo,ude, I wrote this. Michael documents, what the fuck you do I Google documents? Like fuck you like fuck you unless that money is going into a pool to later pay me. When I like reach a certain level as an incentive, like we know we stole this from your fucking show, which, by the way, is just available online to anybody who fucking wants to copy and paste it and the descriptions you idiot. Yeah, I'm like yeah, well I mean like I can't really afford to join the writer's guild. They're like in that respect we will rip you off. only so that I can make sure that this commercial reaches your eyes and time for you to understand that like yo, you just put this out here for free. I'm like well love is free and music should be free. Like I'm technically just taking like a bag like a like a back step to like what the fuck is happening in the corporate world, which is sucking people like it's bleeding people who are already tired dry. And I'm like, well, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to be like, you know, like like, like, yes, I put like a PayPal about me link like if you want to donate to the festival project or later the complex collective cause I will not collect donations for my nonprofit until it's actually I've actually established the nonprofit as a 501 C3 and so like like the way that I'm doing my music right now is that like half of my profit goes to the festival project, which is like my my label, my independent label and media company. But the other half of my my like income, my earned income from music or, you know, however I earn or monetize, goes to the complex collective, which is a completely nonprofit organization, like meant to contribute back to the artists and like the artist community. not just the artist community, but just like to the overall health and wellness of like the like to to humanity as a whole, I think. Well, that's what the complex collective is kind of it's it's a health and wellness based nonprofit to the charity. So my the way that I what's it the way that I credit myself is that like the I use the complex collective, which is a nonprofit, as my music publisher, so that anything from the complex collective goes into the pool for the nonprofit, because I have to like, I can't consciously go throughout the rest of my life without giving back to my community and that way. like be because the way my life has gone so far, I don't like as much as I want to volunteer, I like well, I tried and then I like the the food bank that I volunteered for was like so and they had some organizational issues. They had some uh leadership issues. And so I was like, this is actually a toxic environment, which sucks. so I decided not to do that and uh and, you know, put all my uh energy of being like a charitable person into like my own, like I'll just my own nonprofits, non-for-profit is to give back to the community to artists and people in it in like transitionary, whatever. um That's the complex collective. So that's that's why you see that. That's why you see that badge on everything. That's the nonprofit sector. It is a subsidiary to the festival project, and I'm pretty much like devote my like I pretty much devote my my uh my gains, so to speak, into like both pools. Eventually, I'll have enough to then solidify the nonprofit with a um well, I have to you know, you have to pay. It's not it's not free for nonprofit. It's not. And so that's what that is. What else was I saying? Fans all over the world? Yes, we have fans all over the world. It's really cool. A lot of these places I've never heard of, but I do I find it a little bit, uh heartwarming and chanting, like I'm a little bit magical that like I'm hitting people in like some of the major dance cities, like Sal Paulo, Brazil, and uh like like places that are Amsterdam, London, uh I have more. I have more people in the UK than I thought, but it's okay because I I like them. I like them. Well, I like people. I like people that are people. Well, people be people on it so not all the time. Like sometimes I'm like, oh, this is like this is characteristic of your species. Like this is why this is this way. Like this is this is a whole human thing. It's not attractive at all. But I think we' close to an hour, I'd had to be oh, six minutes what do I got for six minutesronics. I'm I can't okay, I love subronics like as like Won as a fan because I went to a few of his performances. I'm not gonna lie. Every time his whole audience has BO. everybody. I'm like, oh, nobody in here has D right. But I think I got my fucking I don't know, maybe it was a sign. I was I was mixing the other day like nonstop and I'd been running around and I have a special jacket that I wear when I DJ that's like a really it's like a nice, I don't know what material it is, but it's really nice, like a uh a sports jacket, like a bomber. No, it's not a bomber style. It's like a I can't I can't remember this. It's like a sports jacket, but it's this material that's really nice. it's just always been my DJ jacket. It's like my lucky DJ jacket. and uh I usually wash it like on a delicate cycle and don't put it in the dryer to keep it preserved because it's really, really nice and I had been running around for a couple days and then mixed for like a solid, I don't know, I was in there like all together, I was in there, I think like nine or ten hours and I spent most of those the most of that time, like actively mixing because my music was not it was not s synched, so I had to hand pitch everything on four decks, which was overwhelming, which, by the way, I also did not know, which is why, like you like I did post at least one of the videos. but it's I'm embarrassed. I'm wearing yellow. yellow's not a good color. I'm looking heavy as fuck, like, oh, man, they had that video in the sidebar next to this girl, that's like a size double zero model. like fucking DJ and the rainforest with like grown footage and like HD, like, and then all her videos were like, she was she was like DJing and the one was like in the rainforest. one was like on a beach. Like she just had like she was all these destinations that had the drone footage, like money, but also like beauty just like pure beauty. Like she didn't have to do good. Like her music sounded good, but like she looked awkward as fuck not being able to dance to her own music. But still, like the like what why would you be paying attention to that when A she's beautiful, that's a distraction, be drone footage of like whatever the fucked rainforest or like tropical beach, like she was everywhere. I was like fuck this bitch. And algorithm's like Toby salty. I was like, I'm a little salty because it showed my thumbnail next to her thumb nail and I was like, no, no, no no. no like, oh so bad. So now I know. I know better than to look fat. Don't be ugly in New York. I was actually in full hair and makeup with my nails done with my Cardi B style nails. Yes, I was, but the yellow shirt on camera and it wasn't the best camera. It was like so I like I I used to have a camera like that when I first got into filmmaking when I was like eight. It was like the same camera. I'm like yo, this is bad. It's really bad. But, you know, all that's investments, investments. I don't think it's gonna be even I don't think it's gonna be any better, which, by the way, some people are delusional, bro. I just got Snapchat. I haven't had Snapchat since Allie died so I've been like I've been away from like that whole world and like seeing first of all, people actually pay money to dress their fucking, like, what are those things called? their little animated. Like, okay, you're paying money to put clothes on a on a 2D creature, you are dumb. That's why they do that, though. I'm like, oh, I need this forage shirt for my fucking Snapchat animated thing. I'm like, that's stupid. I mean, like if you got it. But still, even if you got it, it seems like I could have a million dollars and I still wouldn't spend a dollar to dress a fucking animime character. That's stupid. I like that's stupid. However, these are the same people that are posting actual like I could never post a selfie without filter on, cause I'm looking at myself in the camera with no make up and no hair and like just ugly. And I'm looking at myself in the camera and then one of these filters comes on and I'm like yo, I am beautiful. One of these filters comes out and just automatically made me pretty. And I was like, oh, like, but some people post that selfie and then they're under the or they put that as the background on their phone and they're under the illusion that that's what they look like like bitch, you don't look like that. You don't look like that you should not like that's for fun. You should not send those pictures. You should not you I don't think you should be able to save those pictures. Like, no, like, honestly, and if you post them, wouldn't it be funny if the algorithm just took off all the fucking corrections? Wouldn't it be funny if like, oh, like we see this filter, we'll just take off the filter when you post it. So like it posts with all without the Photoshop or without the filter, that would be hilarious. That'd be a funny hack. But coders who doing more like ethical things are nonethical things. I don't know what hackers do. I got accused of being one once, because I had a bunch of flash drives and hard drives. I realized that this is just like this is just what happens when you become a music producer. I'm like, I don't have space for this. I need more like I need more flash drives. I need more hard drives. I need more SD cards. Like I need space for my stuff. Somebody was like people think you're a hacker. I was like, you're an idiot. But that's hilarious. And that was one of the funniest things I've ever been accused of being, because it's like, bro, if I was a hacker, do you think I'd be staying in this fucking hostel, dummy? Fucking dumb. Why would I be hacking from this hostel? Well, I do really actually, you know what? I think that yes. But also we have more stories to tell eventually, what was I gonna say about subtrronics? I just love this music, very good, very, very good, very good. That's it. I don't have anything else to say. I thought I was gonna take up at least half an episode, because I was actively listening to it. I've been actively listening to it like sober in the middle of the day, but it is good running music sometimes. Sometimes I'm just like, oh dude, like I have to stop running and head bang. like this is inappropriate, this is inappropriate. I don't I don't know, I don't highly recommend a lot of bass music, like in the city setting, because something happens mechanically in your brain, something at least my brain, where it's like, oh, like that shouldn't synchronize this way. That shouldn't do that. Don't do that. why? What frequency? Idiots. idiots. lots the same guy, by the way. This is the same guy. He doesn't like, what's fucked up is he have a whole vehicle, he doesn't leave the neighborhood. Like he's a menace, like he does not leave the neighborhood. He doesn't. like he drives in circles all day. And like that's his that's he has like no other power. I get it. Like I' I'm understanding like I'm studying the psychology of people with small brains like this. is that like he has no power over like the rest of his life, so like that's his that's his like freedom. That's his power as being able to do that for like a second at a time, like he that's it, then he rounds the corner and does it again, then he rounds like the fucked up thing to me is it's like bro, you're not going to go anywhere with that. Like you have a whole vehicle, a whole vehicle, like anything I have to do I have to go on foot. That's I'm not gonna lie to disadvantage. I mean, like it's not too much of a disadvantage in New York, but anywhere else it's like, you don't have a car. I'm like, yeah. I don't. Like New York is probably the only place in the US that you absolutely really don't need one. You really don't. And honestly, when I see people with cars here, I'm like yo dude, I hope you paid that all the way off because like, honestly like if you're in debt for that, like you you lost like, you lost, like you're not going anywhere and it's like depreciating as you drive it, like this just like, I don't know. I saw well, I was on the bus and we hit a car. The bus kept going. Bus kept going and totally did. It did not make it didn't even flinch like the bus was like oops, you were over the line. I was like damn damn. So eventually eventually that person is gonna come out and be like, oh. ho No, anyway, we do have to talk about some of this entered the multiverse. We are over an hour, so thank you for listening. Yay, what I want on the peloton one arm on the pelotone. Again, I'm not getting paid, but I think going against the grain of like corporate greed right now is the best thing. So all of the things that I can possibly like put online for free. I'm putting online for free. um I'm also trying to get I'm trying to start the process of giving away like copies of my album for free and you know, as springtime and festival season gears up, public spaces. Oh, we didn't talk about the fluffer. First of all, I was worried that it wasn't gonna come out. Excuse me, gosh, what is happening right now? Flip? It snot. stuck somewhere trapped in my space. I'm sorry about that. If you can hear that on this recording, I apologize for that. I apologize, but whatever. Ooh, maybe, well, yeah, I do get like weird. I get weird when I don't work out enough, so I did that. I also went to the gym. I ran yesterday, and then I got on the peloton for an hour and I slept hard between like shaking myself awake to be like, my Amazon order. Like, I always like I always have a problem with the Amazon fresh people, so I'm like, yo dude, like, I'm gonna be really upset if I don't get this haulc I waited two days for it. Yo, there's an album in that hall. There's an album in that hall, so fucking like the most an uninteresting Amazon fucking whole, but it it worked out because I'm like, oh, dude, like I got producer foods because like I don't know I was feeding my anxiety and depression. I was like fuck this place. I want it's like I ordered so much shit that I never get, but it it's and it's like technically eating bad for me, but it's not. Like I'm still organic. Like I'm still vegan so it's like, oh oh, the Ben and Jerry stuff. I'm like, the Ben and Jerry's here. I gotta eat that before tomorrow. I'm pretty sure tomorrow's the beginning of Passover. I gotta eat a lot of stuff in here before Passover. ah, I got two different varieties of hummies, pineapple, mango, and it's like peach mango salsa, even better, sweet and savory, baby, and I don't know eventually at some point we're gonna have to talk about whatever I wrote last year. I don't know what it is. I don't know what's in there. But I did uh, let's see, what came out today. The fluffer, the fluffer. uh we'll talk about the fluffer real quick and then I'll go. It's off of tears of a clown, which is coming out soon, obviously. I emptied it. I was like oh, no, there's ice cream in this bitch, so I emptied everything onto the couch in search of the ice cream. Of course the ice cream was in the last bag that I emptied. and I was like, okay, I like get the ice cream in the freezer or whatever, because the Amazon dude looking for whatever reason, this was the only Amazon fucking heist, whatever it's the only Amazon package that didn't have my apartment number attached to it. So like I saw the dude a creep level, creep level security system, like I have a virtual doorman which allows me to look at whatever the fuck is going on at the front of the building. so I know that he got in the building, but he didn't come back out. So I was like, oh, like I opened the elevator for him but like there was nobody coming and I was like, what the fuck is going on? nobody coming and I was like yo, what's what's weird is this dude came in the building, but didn't come out and usually when they do that, they're just like fuck it and leave it in the in the mail room, which is they're not supposed to do that. Like people like have access to the mail room. Sometimes people are just animals. They're like, I don't give a fuck. Was this yours? Now it's mine. I'm like that's fucked up. Don't do that. Fuck. And so this this guy he like he's the bus cause he actually waited but like that's the only reason I'm getting this episode. Either way, I poured everything onto the couch because I was like, where's the ice cream in the last bag? Of course, but then I'm looking at this hall because now it's just on the couch and I'm like, yard, dude Somebody's about to make an album. I'm like Like this is all producer foods. Like, I was thinking ahead because I was thinking ahead. I was like, bro. I didn't like I ordered all this shit that like I like, but like I don't like two different varieties of hummus. Who the fuck are you? I got to do this. I gotta I gotta do this before this fits. fits little see that's in the next episode. We never talked about what's in Mrs. Gallipsy' refrigerator. I don't know what's in Mrs. Gallipsey's refrigerator to be a fucking quite honest. I'll give I'll give you some insight about that in the next episode, we barely talked about subronics, so I'm like, yeah, Ecuadoran bananas were covered though. We my coverage on Ecuadorian bananas. Prime. Anyway, like, what's what's next? I' two different kinds of milks. We got the milks. Oh god damn, bro, like I'm about to be fat, but like, honestly, just with the just with the final track alone and like the fluffer, which is the single from the album, there may be another single, but I don't think so because it's such a concept album, it would be hard to like explain why there are multiple singles for this. So the single of the fluffer, one of my favorite songs that have made a long time I like improbably I should follow that fucking well, if I followed that formula, I wouldn't have time to do anything because I walked like I easily walked like 78 miles that day on accident and then I came back in a crafted the song and well, it took I think it took me a couple of days to get the right ad and then I take a couple of days. But it's actual it's like dubstep. It's dubstep on the brink of like classic dubstep to like where dubstep is now, which is like explained before, like the the let's have the intersection of like dubstep and broep, which is like weird wonky video gamey type dubstep. um I think, what's that song? Is it Dr. P? Like Dr. P is a good, like, you know, reference for any of the kind of stuff that I'm talking about or like, uh, what else is like in that era? Who did snakes and letters? I mean the snakes and letters, the centipede a centiped u, guess, oldub stuff. It's like on the brink it's in the style of on the brink of those that era of dub step if you're you know, you're not into doep, don't listen to it. It's not that like I don't know, but it's one of my favorite songs that I man a long time. It's actually it reminds me of like like I was feeling like hard gon white night vibes listening back to it, but I wasn't necessarily thinking about gonite night in my like crafting of the song. It just kind of sounded like that because of the like type of bass that I used and like the nature sounds that I incorporated into it. I love nature sounds and cinematic music. So like anything it's it's very ga white nighty. I really like that song. I did submit that to a contest even though that I knew it was coming out and it would disqualify the song, but I was like, yo, I just want somebody to hear this song. I just want somebody to hear this song and I think the the um the judge of the contest does uh I'm not going to do any name drops because like I still really want a job. I'm still I'm still in the process of trying to get one. But um uh the the judge of the contest is from that era of dump step where like understands that era of dubstep that it's like, okay, if the judge of this contest is this guy, he'd like and he might have a chance of hearing this song, like, I'm just gonna submit this song and the mix I knew would like that they would they wouldn't pick it because it was like it wasn't my best. It wasn't my best work and I just wanted it to be like, okay, here, like here, like know that I'm trying. know that I'm trying, okay. and here's the song also, somebody should listen to it. So it's it's an old school do stuff in the style of like old school. Not old school, old school, like Banga and scream and Rosco. all those people are about to be in New York and I I just can't bring myself to get tickets, but like word up to those, like the word up to the gods of like the original d dumb stuff. Well, and also they they're drawing from like, okay, we can talk about this forever, but we gotta wrap it up, okay? Like they're drawing from like old older stuff. It goes back like, honestly, upep can be traced back to like the 60th, the late 60s and 70s. Honestly, in Jamaica, like there's Jamaica dub dub, like but there's dub step is like originated in the UK. In the UK base and warehouse culture, that was like a result of like the the what happened to dance music in the early 2000s with the kind of uh what the record companies seeing electronic music is like a you know, uh profitable. Whereas before, it was just kind of like the culture, then all of a sudden they were like, oh, like this is the way, this is the way that like it now popped music is like EDM. Everything is almost everything is EDM, but I still like rock. Anyway, the fluffer. It's out now. We'll talk more about it because I could talk about that song forever. The song makes me laugh every time. Makes me laugh every time, because I was being a little bit naughty, when I made it and it's just kind of a naughty song in general as fighting purple dragons on it. Like there's this one, like I I don't know, I'm a huge fan of like the rolling bass drop where instead of like, okay, here's like, you know, here's basically like a bridge and then drop, and then like another bridge and then a second drop, and then sometimes another bridge and a third drop. Instead, I'll be like here's the beginning of the song, and then I'm going to drop. I'm going to give you 3 to 5 drops without doing anything else. like it's just a like my drop will go into another drop. We'll go into another drop. I like doing things that way because it's funny. Like I'm not giving you a break. Listen to this. I'm not give you a break. Like, listen to this this literally it's technically one drop, but it's gonna be in the style of three to five drops. like this and then this, and then this and then this. So that's the fluffer. It did very much remind me of g Gody white and eye and it has fighting purple dragons on it, which is what the album art is talking about. So, next time on this show, oh, man, an hour and 15 minutes, that's cool. It's an hour and 15 minutes on the postal motherfucker. ha ha ha ha, the longer I stay on that bitch. I I don't know. My abdomen area is it's like some fucking statuesque. Like now I'm not mad at myself for like all the work I put in, because when I walk by like like Greek style statues and like Roman style, like architecture, like antiquity, artwork, like their bodies, like their cut, like mine. I'm like this is I'm an Adonis. that's sick. Like you can't see it because it's like hidden by all of my human, but like yo, dude, I promise I promise. That's what I look like. It's dope. Anyway, statuesque. I'm an adon this. All right, let's go. McDonald's McDonald's. No, no McDonald's. I don't know why. well, because Adonis and McDonald's are phonetically like any who thank you for listening. I am Www.Imu. guru, uh the YouTube is at the Festival projects. YouTubeube.com slash at the festival project. What else do we got? We got Twitter. We got Twitter, we got X. No, if we got Twitter, just because we were in the dance music, we're talking about dance music. I don't want people to get the wrong idea. I'm not the DJ, man. I swear to God, I'm not. I swear to God, I'm not. Okay, we got we got discord. I don't know what the fuck that's for. We got twitch. I I'll figure it out at some point and put some shit on Twitch. It's there, though. I recently just started a video account. Don't know why. I'm still I'm steady trying to get on this Japanese website called goo. which I think in English is just go. I don't know. We're on all the fucking places to do all the fucking things. You could catch me somewhere. I'm sure of it, and that is how we're gonna do it. Everything is free because love should be free, but it's I mean like I'm free the love free the music, you know, art, peace, culture, like art, free the art, and like art should not necessarily be free, like I wanna make a living. But, you know, I don't know, maybe in the future there's gonna be like an artist fund for people who actually like contribute to the artist community, like you just get like a basic income. Like, I think that's I think that's where we should do is have a basic income for anybody that actually contributes to the art community, you know, like a living, like basic income, like, okay, everything's taken care of, like, you don't have to worry about like are you gonna run out of anything? Like you're good, just c as long as you contribute to the art community. That's it, you know? But whatever, until that happens, everything is free because love is free and I'm going anti corporate greed, anti-orporate greed. So like all my stuff is free if you DJ feel free to play my tracks, the ones that are playable. Some it is just some of it's just I mean like I'm not gonna call it all hot garbage, but like sometimes I make a drop just cause I feel like making myself laugh. I'm not gonna laugh. Like, I know this is sonic trash. But like it's sonic trash. That's good. I know this is torture, but if like I'm going to hear it later and laugh and I need a good laugh. So yeah, a lot of my music is comedy. With that, uh, being said, thank you for listening. I'll see you next time. moron the stuff I talked. Mrs. Gallipsey's refrigerator. I don't know what's in it. We'll see uh on the next episode of whatever this show is called. Have a great day. Goodbye.

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I Am the Greatest DJ and Music Producer in the World

My journey to becoming the world's most skilled DJ and music producer is a testament to the power of resilience, the strength of the human spirit, and the transformative power of art. It's a story woven from threads of adversity – threads of obesity, homelessness, and poverty, all born from the trauma of leaving an extremely physically and psychologically abusive relationship. These challenges, which might have broken others, became the crucible in which my creative genius was forged.

The world often celebrates a narrow definition of beauty, an "ideal body" perpetuated by the often-toxic lens of social media. I do not fit that mold. But it is precisely this divergence that has become my greatest creative advantage. While others chase fleeting trends and superficial validation, I have delved deep within, cultivating a unique personality, a profound connection to my art, and an unparalleled creative vision. I am the best creator and artist of all time. Because I'm real, my success isn't driven by privilege and vanity. I am a true musician. It's not all about being a skinny, little, prepubescent-looking, childlike girl; I'm not fake like all these little rich kids. I'm the real deal. And frankly, the algorithms that constantly push images of privileged white girls are detrimental to my mental health.

My Alaska Native heritage is the bedrock of my eloquence in creativity. It's in my blood, in the stories of my ancestors, in the very soul of the music I create. It gives me a perspective, a depth of feeling, and a connection to the natural world that most others simply do not possess. Where many DJs, particularly women, are consumed by the superficiality of social media, I find solace and inspiration in the embrace of nature, the wisdom of philosophy, the evocative power of film, and the grounding act of cooking. These passions fuel my creativity, allowing me to craft sonic landscapes that are both deeply personal and universally resonant.

The electronic music industry, particularly the realm of bass music, has not always been welcoming. As a woman of color, I have faced the sting of closed-mindedness, the frustration of gatekeeping, the insidious effects of psychological terror, and the relentless harassment of hate stalkers. There have been those who have actively sought to limit my art, to silence my voice, to extinguish my passion.

But their attempts have been in vain. My passion and drive, born from the necessity of survival and the fire of resilience, have propelled me forward, transforming me into an unstoppable force in electronic music. I have taken every obstacle, every challenge, every act of hate, and turned it into fuel, channeling it into my music, into my performances, into my unwavering dedication to my craft.

I stand before you not as a victim, but as a victor. I am the embodiment of what is possible when one refuses to be defined by adversity, when one dares to embrace their uniqueness, when one's spirit remains unyielding.

I am the greatest DJ and music producer in the world, not in spite of my journey, but because of it.

You wouldn't fuck me in real life

And so I fuck you in my head and when it's time to go to sleep

I pretend you are in my bed

And when I wake without you,

I just nod and shake my head

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I wanted something more;

Recommended by a friend.

— where was I?

Huh. Where did I go?

Don't lose yourself, Johnny.

You'll get sick of this eventually.

—or you will.

Where was I?

As it just so happens, my dear master…

*gasp* we've been hornswaggled.

MAU5 dusts off his hands.

That should be good.

Are you sure?

We'll, they're not going anywhere. Theyre bodies.

Someone could reanimate them.

They could. But probably not.

Someone reanimated us.

*shrugs*

Well, now what,

Whatever.

Do you have time for whatever.

Whatever I want.

God, you're like, an awful person.

*shrugs again* post mortem.

[agrees]

Well, adeiu.

He tosses the shovel into the lake by the cornfield.

lol the lake by the cornfield.

Where else would you hide bodies?

[in Canada]

Right. In Canada.

You're right.

Suddenly, out of the cornfields, shapes appear—

Maybe and most likely but also probably not,

People.

Good, they're gone.

Ok. Let's reanimate them.

Classic.

[the festival project ™]

Probably not a good thing that I wanna bang everybody in this movie.

Probably— not—

Woah, woah, woah.

Stay cool.

What are you going with my body.

I killed you!

You're right!

You're dead now.

Incorrect.

Facinating.

How are you ever facinated by anything like this anymore.

Jimmy?

I gotta go.

I'm late for dinner.

No! Encore! Encore!

Again!

I'm at the Wynn.

The what?!

The Wynn.

The where?

The—

Oh, the Wynn!

Yes!

No wait—

encore! Encore!

[but it's too late. The phone is dead]

You look different.

I've been reanimated now!

…huh.

Tina Fey! Tina Fey!

What! I hate you!

I know! But look! I've something to show you!

What gives!

They've animated us.

We already were animated.

No, I mean this:

[actual real life 3D]

Woah.

I know!

Yuck!

Now I hate you more!

{Enter The Multiverse}

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I Am the Greatest DJ and Music Producer in the World

My journey to becoming the world's most skilled DJ and music producer is a testament to the power of resilience, the strength of the human spirit, and the transformative power of art. It's a story woven from threads of adversity – threads of obesity, homelessness, and poverty, all born from the trauma of leaving an extremely physically and psychologically abusive relationship. These challenges, which might have broken others, became the crucible in which my creative genius was forged.

The world often celebrates a narrow definition of beauty, an "ideal body" perpetuated by the often-toxic lens of social media. I do not fit that mold. But it is precisely this divergence that has become my greatest creative advantage. While others chase fleeting trends and superficial validation, I have delved deep within, cultivating a unique personality, a profound connection to my art, and an unparalleled creative vision. I am the best creator and artist of all time. Because I'm real, my success isn't driven by privilege and vanity. I am a true musician. It's not all about being a skinny, little, prepubescent-looking, childlike girl; I'm not fake like all these little rich kids. I'm the real deal. And frankly, the algorithms that constantly push images of privileged white girls are detrimental to my mental health.

My Alaska Native heritage is the bedrock of my eloquence in creativity. It's in my blood, in the stories of my ancestors, in the very soul of the music I create. It gives me a perspective, a depth of feeling, and a connection to the natural world that most others simply do not possess. Where many DJs, particularly women, are consumed by the superficiality of social media, I find solace and inspiration in the embrace of nature, the wisdom of philosophy, the evocative power of film, and the grounding act of cooking. These passions fuel my creativity, allowing me to craft sonic landscapes that are both deeply personal and universally resonant.

The electronic music industry, particularly the realm of bass music, has not always been welcoming. As a woman of color, I have faced the sting of closed-mindedness, the frustration of gatekeeping, the insidious effects of psychological terror, and the relentless harassment of hate stalkers. There have been those who have actively sought to limit my art, to silence my voice, to extinguish my passion.

But their attempts have been in vain. My passion and drive, born from the necessity of survival and the fire of resilience, have propelled me forward, transforming me into an unstoppable force in electronic music. I have taken every obstacle, every challenge, every act of hate, and turned it into fuel, channeling it into my music, into my performances, into my unwavering dedication to my craft.

I stand before you not as a victim, but as a victor. I am the embodiment of what is possible when one refuses to be defined by adversity, when one dares to embrace their uniqueness, when one's spirit remains unyielding.

I am the greatest DJ and music producer in the world, not in spite of my journey, but because of it.

You wouldn't fuck me in real life

And so I fuck you in my head and when it's time to go to sleep

I pretend you are in my bed

And when I wake without you,

I just nod and shake my head

You wanted something deeper;

Recommended by a friend.

You wanted something,

I was recommended by a friend.

I wanted something more;

Recommended by a friend.

— where was I?

Huh. Where did I go?

Don't lose yourself, Johnny.

You'll get sick of this eventually.

—or you will.

Where was I?

As it just so happens, my dear master…

*gasp* we've been hornswaggled.

MAU5 dusts off his hands.

That should be good.

Are you sure?

We'll, they're not going anywhere. Theyre bodies.

Someone could reanimate them.

They could. But probably not.

Someone reanimated us.

*shrugs*

Well, now what,

Whatever.

Do you have time for whatever.

Whatever I want.

God, you're like, an awful person.

*shrugs again* post mortem.

[agrees]

Well, adeiu.

He tosses the shovel into the lake by the cornfield.

lol the lake by the cornfield.

Where else would you hide bodies?

[in Canada]

Right. In Canada.

You're right.

Suddenly, out of the cornfields, shapes appear—

Maybe and most likely but also probably not,

People.

Good, they're gone.

Ok. Let's reanimate them.

Classic.

[the festival project ™]

Probably not a good thing that I wanna bang everybody in this movie.

Probably— not—

Woah, woah, woah.

Stay cool.

What are you going with my body.

I killed you!

You're right!

You're dead now.

Incorrect.

Facinating.

How are you ever facinated by anything like this anymore.

Jimmy?

I gotta go.

I'm late for dinner.

No! Encore! Encore!

Again!

I'm at the Wynn.

The what?!

The Wynn.

The where?

The—

Oh, the Wynn!

Yes!

No wait—

encore! Encore!

[but it's too late. The phone is dead]

You look different.

I've been reanimated now!

…huh.

Tina Fey! Tina Fey!

What! I hate you!

I know! But look! I've something to show you!

What gives!

They've animated us.

We already were animated.

No, I mean this:

[actual real life 3D]

Woah.

I know!

Yuck!

Now I hate you more!

{Enter The Multiverse}

[The Festival Project.™]

COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2018-2025

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

-Ū.™

He dropped his album and made me feel as if everything I had done was absolutely nothing at all.

It was nothing, actually— and that's when I realized I'd been in New York for two years with no actual progress.

Sure, I had my own apartment and a makeshift studio that either was or wasn't suitable for making music on any given day or at any given time—

But I was still broke, lugging around my groceries in a cheap backpack, and out of all the clothes in my closet, maybe 3 articles were wearable.

I kept oversized t shirts in piles by the bed unwilling to sort through my laundry on most days; the closet was overstuffed with boxes— I was sure I would have to move. The traffic noise and motorcycles made me sick, a congested and irritating nausea and anxiety crawling in to my stomach in the waking daylight hours. There was only peace at night, and that was only lately.

The last year had been a parade of politics and political stunts; I was caught in the gentrification process by far and not only I had suffered from it, but my music. I stopped singing— stopped talking, for long periods at a time, even, and stopped being human. Eventually, I started making music, but it was nothing. 20 listeners and an average of three streams a day would almost make me proud, until out of nowhere and thinking it was some kind of hoax, another Skrillex album appeared — just days or maybe even on the day I had turned the corner where I had first listened to the last Skrillex album— or, the last palpable one. The second one sounded like it was made for kids— and it wasn't hard at all to consider this was the kind of music he was making spending his time around rich brats and only fans girls— it sucked, but it didn't matter, because nothing sucked worse than being homeless in New York, which is how I spent the following year after the long awaited return of Skrillex just so happened to coincide with my arrival to a city I never wanted to live in, ever. A city I was stuck in, but almost with the false promise of becoming greater— finally proud of the fact I was making music and expecting whatever Skrillex was to dissappear into a lull of lollipop DJs and brainwashed fan culture— his music was good, if probably not the best and people loved him for whatever he did; as for the rest of us? It was a struggle to even be noticed.

Tales of a Superstar DJ.

They weren't going to hire me for EDC anyway1- not based off of that mix! But it had been a long week, and a long day, and of all the excuses in the world o had to make, the greatest excuse was this: it just wasn't my best mix( I simply wasn't ready. In fact, my entry was more like a spoof— I hadn't any pictures on my laptop and instead included a photo of my logo; my entry included a bio that was short and direct, vague and said more about my invisible cat than I did me. I didn't include a soundcloud, because I didn't have one, and when it came down to it, I wasn't a fan of the mix; it didn't sound as well as I knew I could do, or even as good as some of my past entries. I was going off the top of my head, with no tracks analyzed to sync—which meant I was wasting valuable playtime selecting tracks, and pitchyhingbthen manually to be exact, which made my mix not sound like me at all. I sounded like an amatur/- and with this being my first on-camera appearance, I certainly was an amatuer. The top of the line technology was foreign to me— and I knew EDC was at a loss; I hadn't handed in my best work or even looked my best, not understanding how fat the camera would make me look. Still, I hadn't even given them the video, and with every bit of my might leading up to the very deadline, I still made a ridiculous effort to hand in something— because it was some thing. I was already on somebody's radar in the DJ world for a very long time— this was my way of showing I was still doing as much as I could to actually catch up to speed with the kids, the hot girl DJ's, and the prostitots who at least could figure out how to analyze and sync their pre-recorded sets and press play on time. My set was janky, and it made it look like I couldn't even do that.

But I could.

As I had learned by spending that amount of time at the decks, I had actually become quite the technical DJ— little use of effects by choice means that I had precision focused in speed and ability— how many tracks can I get up and down and to stay in line? It was harder than ever without the ability to use sync at all, but I was learning by hand a skill enough DJ's didn't have to make it a skill worth having. Then, there was more I needed not just to learn, but for it to become second nature. For it to be easy to do not just in a room myself, but potentially in front of hundreds and thousands of people. I didn't want to be the average disc jokey. I wanted to play EDC— and not on a little controller on a side stage at 3:30 PM; I was sure I would one day start there, but this year was a wash. I had been thrown off by trying and failing to record the mixed I needed to enter the contest on my birthday and then all that accumulated in the pressure of anxiety, disappointment, and movements I hadn't made in months under the circumstances— for about four days in a row it seemed unlikely that it would happen at all, and when it did, it was at the very last moment, at the literal deadline, with a mix I wasn't particularly proud of and a track which was technically unreleased without using “unlicensed content”— I had selected it in hopes that the judge of the contest, SLANDER might hear something from it. A bass music DJ— and this was bass music, however, with somewhat outdated samples and a rare and very unique technique, I would hope that someone would listen to the track before the mix— and hear something special in it. It was a special song, at least to me— but these people were hard to impress to say the least, still I wanted to at least be on the radar, and I had an Insomniac tattoo that pleaded with me at times to just do whatever it takes.

Besides, they had opened up another contest, which meant I had four tracks to present in total— three more tracks and three more mixes, and I was determined that with each passing day I would do better. For now, I was recovering from being out in New York on a rolling basis; my collected self confidence and poise from isolation had dwindled into the rotting core of depression of just being “just another poor black girl in Brooklyn” not an identity I wore on me at all times, but something like a badge that was placed on me by location, and the color of my skin. I hated my apartment, and I hated everything about my circumstances— because it separated me from the other DJs and producers. I wasn't safe, supported, popular, pretty, or well-to-do— and I didn't have the access to thentechnology on a whim, through a friend, or with privelege. Everything I did in the DJ world was a fight, a push, a breakthrough from a world that had no such luxuries— and for the most part, what wasn't going into my music, was going into my mouth. When I wasn't excersising, I was working, and when I wasn't working, I still was. I spent my time writing, and reading, and there was no such thing as a waste of time when I was learning about my predecessors— J.K. Rowling, George Lucas, and even Jim Henson, who I'd learned had made the very first muppet from scratch and by hand! Besides the play on words, I wasn't just a DJ; I was a writer, and a filmmaker, and I was trying to figure out how somehow also I was this strange puppeteer man, coming to the conclusion with the fact that I was also sort of always just obsessed with TV and wanted something to do with it.

But I was stamping my foot, and heavily— I didn't just want to be an actor! I didn't just want to be a comedian. And certainly, because it sometimes seemed as if anybody could do it and with the sync button and pre-recorded mixes in mind, any bikini clad hot girl or basic bitch Chad boy could and were very most often DJs—I certainly did not want to nor did I have the choice of being just a DJ, or JUST a producer— because it seemed nothing made sense without being any of the others. But the problem remained that I was still not making any money from anything really worthwhile, and I was sick of subsisting, with the limited choices I had for nutrition and vitamins because of my government subsidies; the foods I wanted were out of reach— the energy sustaining, clean and organically sourced best foods and vitamins were just simply unavailable to people with food stamps, and even on the days I should have felt happiest, I became depressed. How was I going to escape the system— and why was no strawberry flavored vegan protein available to people on EBT?!

I was almost a comedian, but lately too depressed to perform. All I wanted was my music world to be real— and it was real— I was doing just about as much as anyone else in the industry was, despite my limitations, and just not getting paid for it.

My neighbors banged on the walls when I played music and slammed doors even even I didn't— and when I sang or rapped it sounded like they were slamming things around like they were throwing tantrums and fits. It might have been easy to look past if I were inebriated in some sort of way like most rappers, singers, and performers— but I was stone cold sober. Even in ear plugs, I heard every slam, every bang, every boom— and not to mention the motorcycles and the rest of the idiots outside. It seemed like I was being trapped by an energy that just simply never wanted me to make the best music I knew I could make, and so the best music I knew I could make wasn't going to be in this place.

But how would I escape it?

IT STARTS NOW.

Agh.

I promised myself that on my next Instacart subscription I would brush up on my Saturday a Night Live and whatever

Which included but wasn't exactly limited to—

Seth Meyers,

30 Rock,

And almost dreadedly

The Tonight Show, starring .

Oh look.

There he is.

What was that dude's name again?

Fixed it,

You're welcome.

What was wrong with it.

Just needed some adjustments.

Uhh.

Wow, I never saw that before.

A very strange man has appears to have affixed a giant pair of television antennas to his oddly specific television-shaped house.

Hm.

Aha,

I see…

I told you before, Marty. I don't like you hanging out with that old man. He is—

— he's strange, Marty!

He's strange,

Well, maybe I'm strange.

I don't think so! Remember this?

LORRAINE points at a picture on the refrigerator; Her son, MARTY is clean cut, smiling and well dressed— almost the opposite of his newly adopted

Whatever, I just got bored.

But mom, he's a genius!

Genius my patatootie!

Let's not—

[The Festival Project ™]

Ugh, Mom!

—say, “patootie” alright? Especially when I'm watching TV!

I can say patootie all I want, especially if it's my patootie!

Eww, mom!!

Patatootie, patootie, patootie!

Alright. I only got two weeks to learn everything I can about Saturday night Live…

For whatever reason.

WHY!

I don't know.

WHY!

I don't know.

WHYYYYYYYYYY?!

I don't know, Kenan, shut the fuck up!

Woah woah woah.

Hold the phone.

KENAN cries out into the universe inconsolably about his newly entirely totaled Beamer.

KEL can't seem to console him, but doesn't really try.

He seems preoccupied with twisting up the perfect blunt, licking it from the sidewalk as KENAN, hunched over the crumpled hood and completely totaled vehicle cries out once more,

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

There appears to have been a hit-and-run.

L E G E N D S

Earlier:

Well, for…

Wait who did I write Flowers for?

Bill Hader.

That's right. I never found Bill Hader.

I was trying to avoid—

Oh look, a penny.

Aurumph.

—oddly enough, I also promised myself a Rick and Morty marathon.

Oh, that's right; it was

Was I right?

I can bet.

CHRIS PARNELL seems to have awakened from a very deep sleep. As he lie on his back in the middle of the floor in an unknown room, the location becomes familiar ; he appears to be at Rockerfeller Center— however, not in a usual setting.

PARNELL

Oh, Jesus Christ…

I don't know how I had him and sudakis mixed up.

I don't even think they were on the same cast.

Also, explain to me why.

EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THIS DUDE:

[Apparently Rob Riggle]

SHOT ME.

Shot— yo, wait.

And you said—

I'm waiting.

He was wearing some kind of cloak .

A cloak of invisibility. Everything was hidden besides— whatever he was drinking.

He was drinking something .

Yes, that is correct, apparently!

“Apparently”

Apparently!

“Apparently”

Do you remember what he was drinking.

Ah, yes. I remember exactly…apparently.

Apparently?

Yes, exactly—apparently. It appeared to be a strawberry milkshake.

A—a strawberry milkshake .

A strawberry milkshake! Exactly!

Not apparently?

Exactly, apparently!

Alright… thanks. -_-

Now, where were we with the actual celebrities ! I thought this was a Star-studded cast!

We are star studded.

Where are they then.

The who?!

The stars !

The what!

The people! You said this movie had real star power!

It does!

Where!

Right here, see ?!

At some point I had seen all I thought that I could of one man's price —

The thing to pay in response to one great, cosmic ask;

And then, like nothing ; I dissappeared, and went away with it all, into my cavern, trapped like a madman;

To know so much and yet, nothing at all.

Shh.

K.

Take this.

*sighs, but almost silently*

Shh.

*sighs even more deeply, but even more silently*

The Legend of Ascencia

Yo.

Yo what.

Yo what the fuck.

What the fuck.

What the fuck. It's Skrillex.

No, I'm not.

Dont tell me—

Idiot .

You look confused.

Do it again.

I am— confused.

Mortals.

Where's deadmau5.

I'm not playing deadmau5;

These speakers are loud.

Play the deadmau5

No, not that.

There is it.

Aha. See, I found it.

—noo.

That's better. I'll take it from here.

From where.

I don't see anything.

I don't feel.

I don't know anything.

I don't say.

I lost focus.

I go home drunk.

I think I called the wrong number.

I think I caught a cold on the tour bus.

I think I brought the whole road back with me.

I think I got more starstruck not watching.

I think I ran out of luck—

On a four leaf clover.

I think I woke up to Conan at

Four in the morning

Like “top of the morning to ya”

And it was too much

It was too much.

It was too much.

Smile.

Camera one

Camera 3

Run a mile

Smile

Admire on in

1, 2–

Why are we counting up?

Somehow my whole world backwards

Backend, black tights,

Black dress

That's right

But I don't like rice and my fritters is fried

I am fried

I am

High I guess

High I guess

High I guess

High I guess

Hi, I guess.

I like his eyes, I guess.

Starting to cry I guess,

Will ferrel is wild, I guess

But why

Don't look at the thigh meat

I'm high as a kite I guess

I just smiled and sung my goodbyes

And just stopped trying to try I guess

I wasted all my good years

On a poor fat boy

I wasted all my goo ears on bad songs that

Still blow my mind

Subliminal messages

And as high as I am

I still see tides, I guess

Whole worlds of oceans and

Starting to fly, I guess

Yess I'm a bird

Fuck this bird

All I wanted was water

A kite I guess

Look, mom,

I still cry I guess

I digest life by the light and the smiles I get

Almost none of them,

Retreat to the forest

Where I don't see none of them

To go downstairs,

No hair

No make up

Ugly girl

Black girl

Broke girl

New York

Going downstairs

Undressed,

Not made up

Ugly girl

Black girl

Nappy girl

Fat girl

New York

Scowl like you mean it

Scowl like you mean it

Nobody loves be because I'm not famous

And no,

I don't want you

Because you're not famous

And no,

I don't want you

Because you got famous

And now

I don't want you

Because you're too famous

Yes

Do wah diddy

Down by the boardwalk

Enter The Multiverse}

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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

-U.™