The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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  • M4MXS III: ‘complications.’ IV - [P Ï Z Z Δ. ]

    M4MXS III: ‘complications.' IV - [P Ï Z Z Δ. ]

    I am in love with you–

    Oh no!

    Not again!

    What will we do about this?

    I'm afraid–

    Don't be afraid…

    There's nothing left to do, sire.

    This is disastrous…



    We must let the romance run its course.

    “Self Fulfilling Prophecies”

    C'esme't! –You've brough a friend...

    Your Majesty–

    Who's this?

    My sage.

    Ah, I see.

    An honor, your highness

    –Not my choice–

    To finally meet you.

    Ah. You as well.

    I offer protection, your majesty, as Her Highness is unfamiliar to your realm.



    I'm familiar enough.

    C'esme't–be kind.

    For what?

    Pleasure to meet you, as well–uhm–

    Sage.

    Ehm–Sage–the Sage?

    Yessir.

    One who neednt be called neednt a name…

    Ah, well, it is with great honor that I welcome you both to my Kingdom.

    How very chivalrous.

    It's my nature.

    Ugh, I'm going to be sick.

    The indian fare from one of my new favorite restaurants, not that I had tried many, was hitting the spot– but my stomach began to unsettle, as I thought about the massive attack of sensory overload I was getting, which seemed to be coming from all angles–

    “God, he's so handsome…” of course, i had been trying not to think about it, but something deep inside of me didn't miss a beat when it came to hunting down new music that I needed–and even older records that I needed to catch up in collecting, which indeed had led me to a

    WHAT! THIS DIMENSION HAS A SPY KIDS 4?!

    Are you serious?

    Come on, pick your heart up off the floor, now.'

    As the sun rises over Manhattan,

    My mind races to the past,

    A complex misunderstanding–

    A phenomenon, at best–

    The most profound and circumstantial

    Quiet, lost conundrum;

    To th eye, an Idol

    This,

    A childhood obsession.

    “I guess that's a start”

    His folder would be one of the smallest, of course, especially once compared to that of Skrillex, Dillon Francis, or even, remarkably so, Jimmy Fallon's –if I could ever wrap my mind around attempting to organize The Festival Project from what it was into anything palpable–and it very much wasn't. It didn't entirely make sense at all to anyone but myself, or at the very least I thought it didn't, though however some seemed to be at least listening to the series, strangely enough, it still had no real foundation or true platform.

    ‘The way his energy moves inside of his body…'

    It was a repetitive thought, my obasesions becoming conglomerate, probably even moreso exacerbated by the awful long bout of celibacy, as I also to have reached my sexual peak–it wasn't fair, but it was at the very least a learning experience–however unwelcome–and my wants and needs seemed to be rather specific, which I hated.







    Ooh, Boss Fight.

    Nice.

    Please Help Me.

    No.

    I don't know where i”m going.

    Okay.

    OKAY?! i'M NOT OKAY.

    I don't care.

    AGH.

    Oh great, which God is this?

    Idk.

    Hey, what's your name again?

    Axis.

    GOsh, what an InSpIRAtIoN

    I'm addicted to Crack Cocaine.

    Ok. What else do you want to do?

    If you go through this portal, something on the other side is going to kill you.

    Fine! I'm ready to die!

    Hi.

    Hi.

    I JUST WANT TO GET HIGH AND MAKE LOVE TO YOU WITH MY SOCKS ON.

    I wish i never saw this.

    HUh. What happened.

    WIll you eat thiss?

    NO!

    Will you eat this–for one million dollars?

    YES.

    I can't believe your mom sold you into slavery.

    IT'S OK. I LIKE IT.

    Uhhh .

    Now, i'm going to ask you something.




    Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



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    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.









    1 hr 5 min
  • ‘-complications.’ - VIII - Sunsets Over Manhattan II

    I can't fall for this again—

    Another rich and handsome man—

    A dream he wants to be my friend

    A dream he wants to hold my hand

    Oh look,

    Another dance for anthem

    Look,

    I'm just another fan

    No, I can't fall for this again

    —but they would go against the plan

    A simple programming error,

    Lips the color of a pomagranite

    Circle on the palm,

    And then , of course,

    We press the center

    And look, here we are again

    Another life,

    Another love

    A new wife—

    Another husband

    Honest?

    I'm just good with fucking

    —aha

    I just want to fuck you

    I got love, but what it good for

    Look at me, or look at nothing!

    Look,

    I'm just good with fucking

    Check the news for new engagements

    Fucking sick and fucking tragic

    Nothing more than actors,

    DJs, drinks and addicts

    Look,

    I'm just a happy accident—

    I still hate Dillon Francis

    And I never wanted Skrillex:

    That shit never even happened!

    Have you had enough yet?!

    Carrot cake does sound good

    Ten karat long engagement ring—

    Is that a lot?

    I'm just a homeless

    Look, I'm just another DJ

    Some fake model stole it

    Some would call it occult Magic

    —honest?

    I just want some dick, man

    Fuck it



    —aha

    I just want to fuck you

    I got love, but what it good for

    Look at me, or look at nothing!

    Look,

    I'm just good with fucking



    You know why you like me?!

    Yes, I know why I like you—

    Cause I'm rich!

    —no, actually—it's because you're smart.



    Where in the fuck are you going?

    I don't know yet.

    Well, know faster—we have company.

    Fuck.

    Destroy every bit of evidence.

    Ok.

    —and make sure nobody sees you.

    Yeah, right!

    YO.

    Why the fuck are you here, Timmy?

    I told you, I'm not Timmy.

    I don't give a fuck who you are—where's my money?

    It's— it's on the way, I promise.

    I'm don't take well tk promises, Timmy.

    What do you take well to?

    Money.

    FUCK.

    What!

    FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!

    What?!

    We're too late, she's gone!

    Goddammit.

    —She was already here!

    FUCK.

    FUCK.

    FUCK!

    >>> FUCK!

    How do you know?

    —there's glitter, everywhere.

    Is it gone?

    It's gone?

    ALL OF IT.



    TIMMY TRUMPET plays a SKRILLEX.

    Etto, Timmy?!

    Oh shit, another Timmy.

    That's weird. I was just thinking he about Skrillex.

    Why.

    Timmy, put a shirt on.

    That's it.

    What.

    You can't be hot and play the trumpet.

    Why.

    One thing's gotta go.

    THE DEVIL takes away Timmy Trumpet's ability to play the trumpet.

    WHAT.

    Can't have both.

    Well, I don't really need both now, do I?

    When I'm in a tough spot I have to listen to deadmau5

    —something about the precision and frequencies out my brain somewhere between auropilot and dead space.

    I don't know.

    I've done just about everything you can think of listening to deadmau5.

    Almost.

    But, I noticed—

    Working out to deadmau5 is strange.

    It puts me in some kind of vibration where people notice me—

    Not just notice me.

    People are suddenly “impressed” with whatever it is I'm doing.

    And it's usually something regular as fuck—

    I'm just doing it to deadmau5.

    And for some reason, people are like

    “Wooooow!!”

    Okay, whatever.

    I used to work out to Skrillex.

    Actually.

    I used to work out to only Skrillex.

    I don't know if its just because I was fat, or cause I liked Skrillex.

    Now its like running a serrated knife up my spine.

    I started to figure out I was kind of famou—

    Kind of—

    When I showed up at the gym and Skrillex songs kept coming on

    I'm like

    “This is what I get for doing nothing but free trials”

    But hey,

    You try finding a gym in the shitty areas of New York worth paying for.

    It's very hard.

    The crazy thing about this story is—

    There's a lot of crazy things about this story, actually.

    EXT. BASKETBALL COURT. DAY.

    Alright— shirts and skins —Shirt—Skin Shirt,Skin—

    Uhh! Nah. I wanna be “shirts”

    Why dude?! Your girl's mad hot!

    So?!

    So I know you got it goin on! Look at you!

    I'm mad rich!

    Yeah—but girls always cheat on flabby rich dudes! With hotter dudes.

    My girlfriend might be cheating on me!

    Yeah—She's not, though.

    How do you know?

    Cause I tried!

    Yeah. Take your shirt off.

    No—uh! How do you know she's just not into you!

    Because! He tried—

    HE tried!

    You sell out.

    And Andre tried—

    [ANDRE is tall (about 6'9 dark, and handsome]

    —you too, bro?

    [ANDRE shrugs nonchalantly]

    That's an NBA player—

    What the FUCK, YO.

    —and she said NO.

    ANDRE

    Yup. Shot me down.

    Oh really—from all the way up there?!

    Face it, man! You're fuckin hot!

    I don't like the way that sounds coming from you—

    Take your shirt off!

    Were you this aggressive with my girl?!

    Don't be like that…

    Nah— fuck you!

    Yo! C'mon, man—

    And you three!

    You're holding up the game getting mad over nothing. It's Hollywood!

    It's Beverly Hills!

    —Exactly my point!

    You're new here—you'll catch on.

    You know what!

    I'm shirts—you're skins—Game on.

    [SUNNI BLU goes beast mode and plays the dirtiest, most whoopass game in history—out of spite and anger of the toxic masculinity; this of course earns SUNNI BLU even more respect as a “man's man”]

    Later: as the owner of the clippers, sunni BLU trades “Andre” to the worst basketball team in history.














    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



    COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.






    1 hr 15 min
  • Shabbat After Sundown 002. ‘-complications.’ VIi - “It’s Jew Magic.”



    I just want to have sex with you.

    At this point, I don't want anything else— but know this, even the most simple, natural, animalistic thing is unattainable—

    I'm not even successful enough to know you—

    Or beautiful enough—

    Or rich enough—

    Or whatever it is that gets to sit in that seat next to you—

    I'm not enough.

    So whatever it is—

    Whatever energy won't leave my body—

    The racing and obsessive thoughts about you—

    The surges of lust and passion through my body—

    Wanting you and only you

    Needing you and only you

    That feeling that no one else will ever measure up — because no one else will ever measure up

    I hate it—

    And I'm upset as fuck.



    Shabbat after sunset II

    A spell starts working the very moment you decide to do it.

    It works well when you know and understand its direct and exact intention

    SHIA LABEOUF and SUNNI BLŪ are easily Hollywood's most obnoxious and cringeworthy couple.

    Nothings more cringeworthy than this, though.

    SUPACREE and DIPLO go PUBLIC,

    Ewwww.

    They are gross.

    They're so gross.

    Ugh.

    Okay. We gotta find Skrillex and get back to the dimension where that whole first storyline-

    What guest storyline

    SCARY MONSTERS AND—

    You're not real!

    I am real.

    No! Go away.

    I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

    Get out!

    Ok.

    You're just a character in my book mothafucka!

    Peru firebox fml

    AH! THANK MADONNA!

    Lol

    Tongue in cheek we are—

    Around the way we go,

    To a place we only know

    In my body, in my soul

    I should have let out before I left but

    Ain't nobody got time for that

    I

    Just recently learned what a New York minute is—

    I don't like minute men,

    But I like miniatures

    It was the strangest thing—

    Just the day,

    And the thought of the man,

    Had me swoon and nearly fall in love again

    Wonder what had become of him,

    And remembered for a moment

    What love is



    I had the rest of Renaissance to finish my quick set—which was only a few songs away— and at least I had made it t had made it to the gym, I thought — but suddenly, or maybe even not so, I was haunted by residual sex dreams of Dillon Frances, tememberqnces of Jon Sennet, and all the things I had said and done up to that point, which had led me to a point of absolute and udder confusion, withdrawal and detest hem t from everything I had learned about reality- at an accelerated pace—

    The irony of it was, I was hopping to beyoncè Shazaming what sounded like a familiar friend in death, Kurt Cobain, or at least I thought, and taking everything I could for aampling purposes? If not just for sheer enjoyment—

    “You could write a book about me”

    Jon had one piped

    “Don't” , he followed.

    And for years, I listened, unknowing that the collections of poetry, early additions to my song catalogue, and entries in my very intimate auto-biographical timeline would culminate someday to be alone books themselves, let alone entries into the festival project, which now coveted the expanse of what was surely several books, thousands of songs, and an endless collection of poetry that had yet to pay off, but perhaps one day would, even after my death—which I was sure was presently, as nothing seemed at all as it had been before—

    Skip to the

    Whatever.

    Pressed for time

    My expressions repressed

    Overused phrases

    And yet,

    I still mean them

    How many cases of Fiji water did beyoncè sell in one like?

    Did we ever connect those timelines?

    Lol no.

    Well, I'm not racist.

    Are you sure.

    No!

    GROWLS.

    —but my dragon is.

    Oh shit.

    I don't need hair but a knee brace

    Don't make that face at me

    Cause you want it that way

    Yeah

    You wanted it that way



    SONNY MOORE ends up in BEYONCE's body after an attempt to finally recapture the original SUPACREE is thwarted.

    Lol she's a good actress, I know she can play this.

    Sense memory

    To the end of the world and back witb you,

    To

    Right back where we started,

    Just a little bit further out

    And a little bit better off

    Still not where we belong,

    Still too far gone from what we thought we all deserved

    And still,

    And yet,

    And here we are

    Another Random Album

    Oh my God

    Don't let the tears fall, now

    You're just a sore spot in my body

    That I need to work out

    And I don't know how it got so bad

    That I haven't a care in the world to be had

    Or a friend,

    But I sure do miss my class

    My passenger

    Nah, it can't be,

    That dreams mean anything

    Listen,

    I talked to the cat,

    Quite candidly,

    She was fantastic,

    Had a knack for making me laugh



    Oh wsnna okay good and robbers huh

    Nah hon

    I wanna play rockstars and movie stars

    Stick cats

    Stocks and bond

    Shop o.Lb wakstreet insyead of Walmart

    If that's what money does

    Calm down,

    It's just a jamizame

    Thought I was gone,

    But I just nodded off some

    I thought you wanted all of nothing

    Want the dodgers,

    But the Boston. Socks won,

    I want all the love you've got

    And God forgot

    Let season 7 commence,

    Timmy turners in over his head

    His orherchakf

    In another dimension

    A dead beat dad

    But only because of this

    STAY DOWN, TIMMY.

    SUNNI BLU is a drug lord and well known king pen



    Oh, the eloquence of ignorance,

    Exerting his power over me

    (From behind)

    And he knows I like it

    He knows I like it

    And he knows I don't have time for this

    No need for distractions

    It's just an itch I need to scratch

    And it's just an attraction

    A fatal attraction

    YO, FUCK DILKON FRAMCIZ

    Sunni, you're drunk—again.

    I DONT GIVR A FUCK.



    I hopped the wrong bus

    To far Rockaway

    With my heart in my pocket

    And a cop on my conscious



    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



    COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.






    1 hr 5 min
  • ‘-complications.’ VI - {bad blood.}

    AN EXPERIMENT WITH LIVES

    Date: June 21, 1981, Sunday, Late City Final Edition Section 7; Page 9, Column 1; Book Review Desk

    Byline: By H. JACK GEIGER; H. Jack Geiger, M.D., is Logan Professor of Community Medicine, School of Biomedical Education, City College, City University of New York.

    Lead:

    BAD BLOOD The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment. By James H. Jones. Illustrated. 272 pp. New York: The Free Press. $14.95.

    ''BAD BLOOD'' is the anatomy of a long nightmare - a particularly American episode in the treatment of black people. Some of the sentiments that inspired this horror, which ended a mere nine years ago, have an awful familiarity, and ''Bad Blood'' is as contemporary in its implications as yesterday's Medicaid rollbacks, today's food stamp cuts or tomorrow's definitions of the truly needy. ''Bad Blood'' is more than mere history: As an authentic, exquisitely detailed case study of the consequences of race in American life, it should be read by everyone who worries about the racial



    V.O.

    Sure,

    Sometimes my body's at a party—

    Being deadmau5.

    DEADMAU5 is playing at a popular venue.

    But I'd honestly rather be doing something much more instetesting— by far.

    -SPECIAL ABILITY UNLOCKED-

    NICE.

    [ACROBATICS]

    +10 AGILITY

    +10 STEALTH

    +10 HP

    [BIRDIE returns to the nest after a long day to discover her husband has accidentally cracked their one and only egg.

    aww, I love this one.

    Apparently it's Disney/Pixar.

    You don't say.

    No, I don't.

    I just had to rush home! I had a feeling something was just terribly wrong

    Birdie.

    But now that I'm here I see that everything is ok!



    Birdie—

    Everything is good. The next is clean — the dinner'a on-/ the egg is cracked—

    —the egg is cracked…

    THE EGG IS CRACKED?!

    —yes.

    WHY?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

    Nothing “happened”, it was an accident…

    What do you mean nothing happened?! Something had to happen! The egg is cracked!

    Birdie, it's okay—

    It's not okay! The egg is cracked! What if it doesn't hatch!

    It will hatch!

    But what if it doesn't?!

    It will! I promise!

    Just stick a fork in me,

    Cause I'm done

    No more pork soda love

    Learning curves,

    Words that turn to verses, curses, or courses

    This mental collision is

    Keeping me driven

    Isn't it ironic,

    That they're saying I'm an icon,

    But I'm living at the radiation

    You're living on a comet

    I couldn't write a comic,

    Or a saga, all to star in it

    When all I really wanted was a family to watch it with

    From end to beginning

    From end to beginning

    From end to beginning

    I don't want to die yet

    I haven't even figured out why Johnny DEPP

    And Ellen Degeneres are interested in incepting my adolescent visions

    I don't want to diet

    My mission was getting Skinny for Skrillex,

    But it's winter here and this dinners clearly as hot as I'm gonna get,

    What did you see in there?

    see in where?

    *squints* You know where.

    I don't know .

    TELL US WHAT YOU SAW.

    *ragdoll*

    What the fuck.

    *turns into snake; slithers away quickly.*

    *deflates heavily*

    That's It! I'm gonna die like this!

    Welp, I've had enough for today.

    Nope,

    Ooh, what's in here.

    Nothing.

    Oooohhh.

    I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH.

    It's never enough–

    (Never enough)

    IT's Never enough

    (Never enough)

    Never

    ENOUGH.

    That's it. I can't do this anymore. I quit.

    You can't quit.

    I quit. I quit.

    That's –

    I FUCKING QUIT.

    No, dude, you're fucking fired.

    I QUIT FIRST

    “The Longest Hour”

    What did fame cost? What would it take? What was I missing? And of course—

    ‘How do I get there?'

    I needed to know.



    {Enter The Multiverse}



    [The Festival Project.™]



    COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023

    ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©



    -U.






    1 hr 3 min
  • {Life imitates Art.}

    I hate country music

    You know why?

    You all sound like slave owners.

    Yup.

    Country music just sounds racist,

    Well, it is racist.

    Even that shit was stolen—

    Country music is derived from the songs slaveowners used to steal from their slaves x

    Yes.

    I'm a sovereign submissive,

    A subtle subordinate

    Look at wrist

    Warm winds, SZA

    First stop,

    AH, fuck—

    Well, check this out

    No such thing as free.

    No such thing as freedom, either

    “Just take what you need”

    Just tear me to pieces,

    Jesus

    All we need is

    A little relief I'm this bitch

    All we need is

    A new release, maybe an EP or three

    Make sure that s/hesees this

    Do you need me?

    Do you need this?

    Please check your subscriptions

    Or your email

    Please, pick up this new prescription

    Fuck dude! I can't just listen to deadmau5 in peace?

    I gotta do at least three things at once,

    But right now, I need to focus on crunches

    Let's not get wasted tonight, eh.

    Let's go and be racist—-

    I forget what the name of the game is

    It's

    “USA!

    USA!

    USA!”

    • The fucked up thing was , the preworkout and the Skrillex hit at just about the same time.

      Oh, just about?

      The exact same time.

      Okay, first of all, this is pre-war Skrillex.

      It's also Diplo!

      It's also Diplo—yeah.

      Don't be too proud of yourself

      NO CRYING IN THE SAUNA.

      But this is where I cryy!

      DO NOT CRY.

      Oh.

      *sniffles*

      Now…

      You know what happens if you don't cum?

      Uhhh…nothing?

      Exactly. You know what happens if I don't cum?

      What.

      My balls explode.

      Just make sure they're in my mouth when that happens.

      Wow.

      I don't belong here!

      Well, where do you belong?

      I don't know.

      @99@c

      Look, I have a favor.

      What is it.

      ANo.

      Oh, come on!

      NO.

      NO.

      Please!

      I need you to be my girlfriend.

      Lol. For what?

      I don't know.

      How much is he paying you?

      Like a kajillion dollars.

      That seems fair.

      His isn't fair. They're using Skrillex to provoke me.

      Come earlier tomorrow!

      Or just, don't come.

      Don't go!

      DONT—GO.

      I am leaving!

      NO!

      Yes!

      No!

      —and I am never coming back.

      Do you know who your audience is?

      Uh.

      The CIA

      THE FBI

      Everyone in The Oval Office.

      BIDEN

      nice.

      The UN.

      THe DEA

      The Secret Service.

      The office of Public Affairs

      Uhhh…

      Keith Richards

      Allison Cooper

      Sirs Elton John and Paul McCartney, Respectively

      What—for what?!

      The President of NBC

      CBS

      ACC

      fox 5, 10, and 13





      That's really random.



      Al Jazeera,

      al Sharpton

      And Al Bundy

      Wait—what

      Oh, did you just mean, like in this dimension?

      Uhhh..

      This is enter the multiverse

      YeH

      WHWRE IS SKRILLEX

      He died. He's dead. Go away.

      That's like 3 Skrillex songs already

      You guys are gonna wake up the devil.

      What.

      Stop doing that.

      Stop doing what.

      You know what you're doing.

      You're summoning the devil

      What are you guys doing?

      Summoning the devil.

      In my basement?

      Yes.

      Okay. Have fun.

      Dang, she's so cool.

      I like her.

      I love her.

      What are they up to down there?

      Summoning the devil.

      Oh.

      Cui bono—

      For whose good or benefit

      LIL BIIIIIIIITZZZ.

      I think we can all agree the cringiest trend ever is the crocs trend.

      The insignia of fucking laziness.

      I don't care who you are— if I see you wearing fucking crocs I'm going to assume you're stupid; one, cause you follow what everyone else around you is doing--and two because you think it looks acceptable. It looks dumb.

      It looks stupid

      “But they're comfortable.

      You know what?

      There are other comfortable shoes that are more functional—

      I wear nikes. They're slip ons, no laces— they're cozy as shit

      And you know what?

      I can outrun a dog if it's chasing me, trying to bite my ass.

      This trend is horrible.

      And you know what?

      It's gotten so bad to the point where, if I see someone wearing crocs, and they've actually got the sling on—I respect them for it!

      Not all the way, but a little more.

      Like hey—you tried. You tried today.

      But the fucking crocs the sling over the top—

      You're fucking lazy.

      I don't give a fuck what kind of job you work—

      There's no excuse for fucking lazy.

      Clean up after yourself!

      Do your dishes!

      Wash your ass!

      Put shoes on!

      —Real fucking shoes!

      Unless you're an actual like, nurse or 87 years old, crocs are not acceptable!

      I don't care!

      People are lazy now.

      “Tales of a Superstar DJ”

      “Strange Dream5”

      I had been been having very strange dreams and a lot of them happened to have been starring Kurt Sutter which I found strange— but I had been writing a lot lately, which didn't explain anything about Charlie Hunnam also having appeared, or Reese Witherspoon—or Dakota Fanning…and though I was no longer having to listen to deadmau5 just to sleep his counterpart had started appearing on very vivid dreams—which I did not necessarily have to write down to remember, at all, however—this one was surprisingly strange, rather hilarious, and not at all explicit. I awoke craving barbecue ribs and scraping my head, wondering what I might need to do today to move forward and progress…but I was at a loss, for words, at least—but certainly not for music.



      There was a gathering at Kurt (and Katey's) house celebrating some show or something—there was a big party with dinner and deadmau5 was playing; when deadmau5 came out and hopped on the mic nobody could hear him—the mic wasn't connected—his helmet was also much different, it looked like some sort of ancient incan mouse head carved from stone (but obviously not stone-/ which was rectangular and had green lights for the eyes and mouth—I questioned whether or not it was really Joel and looked at his arms to confirm that it was using his tattoos—I was excited to hear deadmau5–it was an intimate gathering so we were all situated around the decks—Katey (Segal) went up to the decks and adjusted a chord which looked like a jumper cable and the mic turned on, and I thought “aww, thanks, mom” —then someone—either Kurt or Katey went to the other side and plugged the mic all the way in so we could hear Joel over the mic. He played an anthem sounding song and I thought “nice, new deadmau5 “, but the song sounded old, like pre-2010 deadmau5; either way, I was just happy to listen to new deadmau5. I got on the floor in front of the decks and put my arms behind mu head to rest, then crossed my legs in the shape of a figure-eight and thought “ah, the way I always listen to deadmau5, anyway” (—which is not true…but perhaps I just meant laying on my back? Idk.) I rocked to the music like a pendulum and faded away in my mind—I didn't seem to think it was strange and neither did anyone else; it felt normal. after the show while everybody was eating (I think it was barbecue/soul food) Joel went to smoke a cigarette and indicated I should follow him—which I was weary of, but I did; he went quickly down the 3rd out of 4 stair cases; and I mistakenly went down the second—I realized my mistake and peered at him through the bars; the staircases (which were apparently the entry/exit to Kurt Sutter's house was like the lower level of a pyramid which seemed Mayan or Incan in style; I went down the 3rd staircase and did not see Joel, so went all the way to the bottom and climbed up another set of stairs, frustrated. “Kurt sutter has the worst house ever!” I said or thought, as I approached Joel at the top of another staircase, which was half the length of the others; it appeared I had somehow ended up on the other side—he sat in an opening that was colorful, though the paint was wearing, and moved himself from a colorful patch and said “ew, orange!” I sat on the wall next to him trying not to look at him and he made me so nervous (not because he was famous, but because I found him to be cute; we actually both seemed to be famous throughout the whole dream—as there were other famous people at Kurt and Katey's gathering, which included Charlie hunnam and many cast members from sons of anarchy, who were all shirtless.) anywho. I sat next to Joel and looked up at him; he seemed so tall and as if his head was in a plastic fish bowl, with masking tape at the bottom; I looked down and there were a pair of white baby crocs wrapped individually in plastic— I said “aww”, because they were baby sized—but then “yugh!” And kicked them away, Joel was like “why???” And I said “because they're crocs,” then we had a really weird conversation about the the rubber seal on a bottle of baby soap (that doesn't exist) and the dollar store that didn't make any sense at all—something about using the rubber seal to escape and swim to the other side—but then having to swim back anyway because you forgot something at the dollar store. It did not make sense—at all—but we both agreed that we loved the dollar store for whatever reason. “Joel,” I asked “can I ask you a question?” “Sure”, he said “what's it like to have done what you've done with your music—I mean really.” That's not what I wanted to ask; it was a cover question and he seemed to know it “no.” He said. “Why?” I asked, and he responded “because I'm going to ask you something.” I said “okay…l and I wanted to know what— but I was quiet. “I always go first” he said, slipping off his blue cotton boxers without taking off his shorts—which was impressive. “Okay.” Then, a strange dark skinned boy— approached us, first stopping at Joel, and kissing his hand—then coming to me—the boy had an Afro and was dressed in some tribal getup, and had heavy metal snake earrings, which I didn't like—when he went to kiss my hand, he opened his mouth to bite me instead—I pulled my arm away, which I realized had been covered in some kind of lavish warrior's attire, a colorful arm band that went all the way up my arm; “I'm not gonna fight you!” I said, and as I tried to kick him away the boy reached for my foot to bite it, and I thought “now I'll have a bite mark to match the one on my hand…” but didn't want to be bitten again, so as I kicked him, I suddenly realized I was in a dream, and that Joel was still beside me, but fading away—I was waking up. Joel…Joel…Joel…!!!”, before “FUCK.” I wanted to know what Joel was going to ask, but was suddenly awake, my foot still pointed and stretched as if I were going to kick; I could still feel the imprint of his mouth on my right foot and as I awoke. “Goddammit!” I thought, reaching for my phone to begin to write, and becoming overtaken by the baseline of a song I couldn't quite recall, looping at first in the back, and then, in the front of my mind—-

      “Hm.” , I thought. Now I was very awake—I rested my foot to a normal position.

      “WHAT THE FUCK.” I thought. I very rarely dreamt about Joel (and never about deadmau5) but it was a very strange dream. There was nothing sexual about it—and I indeed seemed more impressed that he had taken off his boxers than anything under them, without taking off his basketball shorts—and, as I reflected—it was weird that he was wearing basketball shorts.

      “What a weird fucking dream.” I was certainly more calm inside the dream, but now, upon waking, was confused, alightly nervous, and very angry at the dark skinned Afro boy for trying to fight and bite me—which of course, reminded me of the fight with my roommate weeks earlier, from which I still did have the half-moon shaped bite marks, even after all that time—and it was, strangely enough a half-Moon outside. The baseline rolled on and became louder in my mind, reaching full form—

      “This is the Hook.”

      ‘Oh, yeah…' I thought.

      ‘It's catchy. You like it.'

      “Yeah.” I thought. “Okay.”

      “I guess we'll start there.”

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      1 hr
    • {A Time For Karma.}

      It's weird shopping for sex toys to Miley Cyrus in one ear and deadmau5 in the other.

      I don't know how to feel

      I definitely don't feel okay.

      I'm not okay.

      Where the fuck is sunni?

      I don't know

      Well, call him.

      Phone rings

      Uh—hello.

      Where are you?!

      I'm doing meth in your bathroom.

      Oh, come on.

      [toilet flushes] sunni appears from inside the bathroom

      I'm just kidding.

      What the fuck, man—

      It's just coke.

      —Of course.

      You want some?

      I—no.

      Yes you do.

      How did you get into my house?

      *snifs* With the remote

      You stole the remote control out of my car?!

      No!

      —?!

      I duplicated it.

      “LIL BITZZZZ”

      I guess I'm a few of these dimensions, I'm a stand up comedian.

      INT. COMESY CLUB. NIGHT

      This probably isn't fair, it

      Every time I see a belligerently drunk person,

      I think of Skrillex—

      Or Sonny.

      Whatever.

      It is what it is.

      Probably not fair,

      But every time I see a tiny, angry, drunken man

      I'm like:

      “Lol, here he comes”

      Lol I think that's just his spirit.

      “The Spirit of Skrillex”

      Lol what kind of fucked up cruise ship is that.

      TICKETS ON SALE NOW:

      “CLICK.” Done. I'm in VIP. See you there.

      Lol

      You would think it's like HOLY SHIP or EDSea but it's high key Titanic II

      Set sail!

      THIS IS ONLY FUNNY TO EDM FANS.

      It's probably not even funny to them. Skrillex fans are the equivilant of Taylor Swift fans, but more violent.

      You can't say bad shit about Skrillex. He's too respected in the industry.

      Why do you think that is.

      Idk. Master hypnotist—mass mind control expert. Huge dingaling—you name it.

      I'd rather not.



      RYAN

      SUPACREE!

      No—Kaskade! No.

      RYAN

      ITS NOT KASKADE! It's just me! RYAN!

      Hm.

      Supacree—

      Where's Kaskade?

      I don't know!

      And why isn't he with you—?

      That guy's going to kill me!

      I believe that.

      I need your help!

      Uh— no.

      Please!

      Hm.

      …

      …

      Ok. Where's Joel?

      We don't know.

      We?!

      DEADMAU5 Enters rapidly.

      Jesus Fucking Christ.

      Oh, Heavenly Father!

      I prefer “neither”.

      Deadmau5!

      Obviously.

      Where's your controller?

      …

      Well. Where's Skrillex?

      SUPACREE

      FUCK.

      RYAN

      Darn it.

      #ALTEREGOS

      L E G E N D S



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      1 hr 3 min
    • ‘Complications.’ V

      It's him again.

      Oh, it's you again.

      Yeah. And I wore long socks just so you could suck my dick in them!

      Woah!

      Below the belt.

      Hold up! What!

      If I ever sucked your dick I'd roll those ugly motherfuckera right off, you weird sonofabitch.

      Mixes for my exes

      -Complications.



      The ‘-complications.' mixtape compilation series which focuses its internal monologue on the ideology of exploratory existentialism, using simple and classic mixing techniques into smooth transitions which mirror synconocities in time, musical elements, and lyricism to illustrate a vortex of collisions in cosmic omniscience, theming its recurring dominant soundscapes into a singular foundational focal point, and centering its multidimensionality into a gripping pull to return its emphasis on reflecting at checkpoints as if to reiterate a greater hidden meaning; the highs and lows of falling in love, it's consequences, long days and nights, missed connections, lost and unrequited love—capturing overall the rock and roll darkness of the neo-moden dance music scene—moving about from world to world—night after night, song after song—bodies on bodies and the escapism of rave and dance floor culture, connected through the pulsating and throbbing heartbeats bridged by light waves, and spread across neon skies across the globe.

      Featuring dearly beloved hit and dance classics alike from global and legendary super-artists and masters of the dance floor, deadmau5, Kaskade, kx5, Skrillex, Fred Again.., Claptone, and more—featuring new music by and mixed with heart & soul by underground swamp creature and ancient rave God ‘- Ū.' as she explores the outer realms of dance music pre-and-post existence in the guttural haze of the afterlife.



      ENTER THE MULTIVERSE

      Ain't no complications, baby

      Make a pact,

      A family, then

      Abandon that for

      Half an hour;

      That's just grand

      You stranded Lonnie Anne

      How can you

      Call yourself a

      Man?

      You can't, now

      Can you, Dad?

      The other batch

      Of crack was

      Just a task;

      The plan was hatched

      They traveled back

      into the past

      To find the answers,

      Asked the questions

      Half the planet

      Dreamed and danced to—

      What was that?





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      1 hr 3 min
    • “PLAY SOME RATCHET MUSIC.”

      Bitch you mad?

      Mad at what?

      I'm still making money;

      I don't give a fuck

      Get my bag;

      Count it up

      I'm a dog—

      And you know I like it rough

      (Ruff ruff ruff)

      Where you from?

      Where you hood at?

      Keep it clsssy

      But I'm acting like a hood rat

      I'm a playa

      I got boss racks

      Call me north

      Cause I'm pointed where the moss at

      (Money)

      I am from Los Angeles

      I got all these fans and stuff

      I smoke on dat tangle

      I be at PINK buying bras n stuff

      I still shop at hollister

      The Bronx ain't got no Rosses

      Or hot topics

      But I bought this floss

      To drop it like a thot n stuff

      Bitch you mad?

      Mad at what?

      I'm still making money;

      I don't give a fuck

      Get my bag;

      Count it up

      I'm a dog—

      And you know I like it rough

      (Ruff ruff ruff)




      I show up

      Play some ratchet music

      I show up

      Play some ratchet music.



      In the booth I'm eating waffles.

      Had to force quit my serato




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      43 min
    • {-t h e d r e a m s.}

      You make me feel out of my body;

      You make me feel out of my mind—

      You make me feel out of this world

      I feel like we've run out of time

      It does get worse, you know.

      What is WORSE.

      The fame.

      Whatever that means.

      It means, at some point, the money doesn't matter.

      It does matter. Cause at the end of the day you can lock yourself into a nice shiny box with nobody else to fuck you over.

      But it's still a box.

      Yeah, your box.

      I stay offline

      Fuck these motherfuckers

      My time is my time

      So look how filthy rich I am



      Suddenly, I was constantly surrounded by toxic masculinity—starting with Luke and culminating into an all out horrible revelation—the cost of being a female, surrounded by bad weaves, fake eyelashes, and acrylic nails, the hundreds of thousands of dollars women—especially women of color, impacted by white supremacy to the extreme of buying straightened hair, hiding the locks and curls of nature, because it was presumed ugly by the man-ruled society

      I popped into the stop and shop

      Like put your arms up,

      It's a robbery

      But all I wanted was some gum

      And a safe deposit box to put it in!

      What?

      We all make bad decisions

      Bad choices

      But I haven't thought bad about you just yet

      Even if you're just like them

      You're just like them

      Music with no words,

      So I can't be reminded of the hurt

      And how worthless I am

      And how I don't deserve you

      Just tunes with no lyrics, for me, please

      It's easier to listen to nothing

      Than to listen to “she”

      And she needs you

      More than I do

      Jump off the Eiffel Tower,

      Just to remind you

      That I fly higher next lifetime,

      My idol

      Don't practice idolatry

      I just sit beside you and write

      Look up why Lisa Vanser pump is famous

      Look up nyc bartending license course/ see if there's a free program

      Firefighter trainer

      Lol vanderpump rules

      Personal trainer cert

      Ugh what else can I do for money

      Lol

      You can have all of em

      The Annie's

      The Natalie's

      The can have anybody's body

      But want you temporarily

      For the stardom

      Or the money,

      Then they're off and done with ya

      And I'm still wondering what's wrong with me

      Cause I always wanted ya

      Regardless

      You smell like palo santo and shame

      So you know where I've been

      Deadmau5 audio engineering tricks

      Put a gate on the riser

      And/or

      Pan the risers

      I have a billion guilty pleasures

      From TMZ to deadmau5

      From A-Z

      It's getting loud

      So let me out—let me out of here

      Here's a weird thing that happens.

      How come some dudes wait until you fall asleep to have sex with you?

      That's weird, right?

      Some would call that —

      Whatever it's called.

      But I call it weird as fuck.

      Like—

      You're gonna wait until i'm all the way asleep to fuck me?

      Why not ask?

      —when I'm conscious!

      Obviously if I'm falling asleep around you, we probably spent the entire day together or whatever- now I'm tired, I want to go to sleep.

      We can't exactly call that the “r” word.

      Well, it is retarded.

      But the other r-word nobody likes.

      We can't exactly call it that, can we? Cause it's like

      Maybe I wanted to have sex-

      Before I went to sleep.

      But now I'm asleep!

      Unless we're like actually in a relationship don't do that shit to me!

      I'm asleep now! Wtf.

      If you're my husband or my actual boyfriend or whatever, sure.

      Then it's hot.

      But if it's like the first date, or we're just hanging out or cuddling or whatever—

      Don't wait until I'm literally asleep,

      And then jump on top of me.

      No. You fuckin creeper. That is weird.

      Can't call it rape though—

      Cause then rapists get mad.

      And nobody likes when rapists get mad.

      They won't rape you.

      They'll just raise the cost of living and call it inflation.

      Hm.

      They'll just—

      Pass a new law that makes your life harder and call it “freedom” and “justice”

      Lol.

      Shhh. Shut up.

      I'm not worried about anyone trying to kill me

      I'm a black woman.

      Everyone hates us.

      Even US.

      Other black women are so fucked up to black women.

      Nobody's going to kill me.

      I'm already dead.

      Residual Skrillex-

      The Skrillex leftover in your head after listening to Skrillex

      Man, what the fuck day is it?

      Right.

      Does it matter?

      Nah. Nothing matter.s.

      Like, at all?

      Like. At all.

      I had never had such horrible baby fever in my life—even trying for my son, but perhaps it was because at least then I knew I could always have one. Now, divorced and without much direction at all of how to pull myself up from the bootstraps, even though somehow micraculously I had been given the opportunity

      I'd rather lemon than lavender;

      I'd rather be in here than out of here

      Life's Been Weird.

      I've been off the map since I got here.

      Where's here?

      Between somewhere and nowhere's

      Right between aomething and nothing.

      But if nothing is the opposite of something—

      What's the opposite of everything.

      Couldn't be “anything”

      Anything is all of it.

      All of it is everything.

      So, what's the opposite of Everything?

      Calculating…

      I've been off the map for days

      Not totally off the grid;

      There can't be such a thing these days.

      Especially in New York City

      The Big Apple

      Here's the thing about an apple so big—

      Some parts are rotten.

      To the core?

      Maybe not.

      But here's something:

      V.O. GOD:

      Hold that thought.

      BUS DRIVER

      LAST STOP!



      A spell starts working the moment you decide to do it—

      Much in the same sense, a book can be considered read if you've already decided to read it.



      It was was more than just a dream,

      I fiend, I fall for you

      I come to grieve,

      Believe me,

      Evil seeks no need—

      No things, no bleeding;

      Clean;

      Decline to eat

      And cease to be,

      At least a week



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      1 hr 3 min
    • [[everything I wanted.]]

      Never felt so alone1-

      But got God on my shoulder

      She's got art on her;

      Better send him packing.

      I'm not asking you for a favor

      I'm not asking for anything l l

      Call it a theatre or maybe insanity

      Cathedral or sanctuary, actually

      Maybe I'll finally be happy l l l

      Be between the lines

      Can't imagine what I'd find in you.

      Cover my eyes

      Is it over yet

      Calling me out

      Or I'm over it

      Under the Sun but another one,

      Wonderful world is unconscious

      The come up from nothin is morally deceptive

      Almost loveless, unless God exists

      Unless I'm God again

      —wait, who is this

      Houdini?

      Another stream of conciousness.

      Another scream,

      Another seemingly endless dream

      Or nightmare, of circumstances if

      Circles dance in corner's

      The coroner's report read: m m m

      A chain reaction,

      A form fitting fortress that falls apart, marginally

      I can't imagine anything I haven't like let seen

      I stand corrected;

      God bless your blue eyed girlfriend;

      As if God already hadn't

      Having fun yet?

      Never have an never did

      And I couldn't never wish on falling stars,

      Cause I don't believe in them,

      A symptom of a syndrome,

      Paliondrome, a solar plexus

      Another social deficit—

      ‘At least he's not in special Ed'

      An inspiration

      On your mark,

      And on my honor

      I'm still partially retarded

      But you started it, God

      What an awful deposit

      I wanted just to sit on the crosswalk

      And not exist

      Aww, don't cry Kelly— mmm—

      I gawked at what I thought was a fararri.

      But it's not, it's a Porsche

      And I still want it —m m —

      What if all I want was

      All that you were born with

      And all I ever worked for was

      Something that just happened

      What a trip

      What inequality is

      Tranquility, nah fuck it

      Born and bred Brooklyn,

      And stopping on Sutphin,

      Taking to Satan

      Crushing his cigarette

      Yes, I remember

      I'll always remember

      The infinite immigrants

      Multiple languages

      And how I hate

      Cause I just speak English and Spanish

      And music

      But I'm still homeless and lonely and gross

      But I'm focused on fitness

      WTT is this dude wearing

      A Muscle shirt

      Uh huh

      With no muscles

      Okay

      Some— what are those—

      Dry fit swimming trunks

      Lol

      And—

      Oh shit! With matching crocs!

      HAHA.

      Even the socks match!

      He is luxury.

      For certain.

      Take it easy;

      I'm up in a tree—

      But you can't see me

      If it don't make money;

      Then the can't make time



      Fuck Brooklyn

      Too many white girls

      I should stay out in queens;

      Where everybody is a nigger like me—

      And iMm only getting bigger by the minute, man mi asked to be the King,

      Chowing down on a pizza

      Like fuck it

      Nobody loves me,

      I'll probably be mean for the rest of my life

      If she looks at me one more time all spiteful

      I'mma die tonight

      —but at least I'll die an idol

      Or icon

      Come on, God—

      Why you follow me

      Looking like a blonde

      And I'm just a hippopotamus

      Never woulda thought of this

      If I didn't have my heart

      In the bottom of my pocket

      Next to pocketbook,

      I keep instead of wallet,

      Full of business cards

      Just another day at the office

      Demoted from Equinox,

      —but all the dollars go to the number one

      Anyway

      “Don't get hit by a bus”

      That's all that God told me.

      Before she ran off



      It was the strangest and quietest subway ride of all time—even more strange and more quiet than usual; like a silent movie, the entire world seemed muted, and thought I had my headphones tightly over my ears, nothing played and nothing would, at least for the moment; it was



      Put your hands around my neck —.

      I'll sign all the proper paperwork;

      This is my consent,

      Consignment, or resentment—

      Never would have guessed

      For a pleasure better than this.

      Cross it off my wishlist

      Sealed it with a kiss,

      I might remember to forget

      If you forgive

      Me

      Hunger with a pitchfork

      I love to love New York

      I was a big fish in a little pond before

      Get the picture;

      Now I'm a dolphin getting bigger

      Better yet a shark

      It's better after dark

      I love you harder in the car—

      Be careful,

      (((Fear)))

      Why'd you have to be a star?

      Why'd you write love on your arms?

      Are you a martyr

      Here it is again,

      The infinite sadness

      Rush hour— Manhattan

      And I never had it

      So trapped in my mind;

      Rewind just to find

      The cue point

      It's you right?

      Cupid, or Balcazar,

      Whatever you are

      Whatever I was

      Whatever



      Here it goes again

      The automatic writing

      The undercover cops

      In New York

      Are up to something

      What is it

      I'm having a really hard day;

      I'm having a really hard time

      I'm having a really hard time—

      Yeah, I've lived a really long life

      Sometimes the truth is just.lies,

      Sometimes, I can't close my eyes

      I'm having a really long day

      I'm having a really long life

      I wanted to sleep early and rise closer to dawn, to of course get the most out of my day and make up for the one I had lost, wandering around hungrier than usual, dehydrated, and spinning round, wound up and feeling more than anxious, not quite manic as I was wholeheartedly drained, but still off—and undoubtedly the reason why had to of course have been my surroundings—I wasn't entirely yet a product of my environment, but on my way to it; it had been 17 days of disgusting toilets, cold and shivering nights dressed in layers and covered in blankets, but still cold enough near the window that my nose was always cold, unless I suffocated myself covering my face; everything was dirty, everyone was sick and tired, and the misery of homelessness had settled in long enough now that I couldn't care any less about myself



      ‘Are you capable of keeping this nation's secrets?'

      ‘Probably—but I wouldn't want to.'

      Deathwish>< Secret President

      I beg your pardon?

      You already know enough of them that you should be dead by now.

      So what's your excuse for keeping me around?

      You realize you're just a front-man for all this crazy shit we do around here?

      I—don't care.

      Are you drunk?

      No, I'm unconscious

      Living in this multidimensionality had allowed me to continue writing in such a way that everything I did and said held it's purpose, even if it was uncomfortable or terrible—not that I was exempt from suffering a guilty conscience, as I had still been raised with a sense of good and bad and right and wrong, and even upon understanding that these are just contrucfs, the bitter truth of the matter was that I, or any man, could only truly be trusted with the well-being of one's self and one's own interests, which might as well have been the best interests of this nation, my own stolen country —the American way had always been to escape oppression, only to run elsewhere and take what was needed to ensure one's own freedom; ‘so what of the spirits of the indegenous, then', whose blood continued to run through me no matter how cold or relentless.

      It's a trap.

      It's all a trap.

      I had been crucified in a number of ways, triggered, kept awake, left out in the cold, toyed with and trapped, psychologically terrori



      Now I'm confused

      (I'm so confused)

      Now I'm confused

      I'm so-confused

      Now I'm confused

      (I'm so cofused)

      Now I'm

      “I'm so —

      What the ruck am I looking at right now?

      Uhhh…..

      What are you doing?

      I don't know

      I'm so confused

      I'm still confused

      I'm confused

      8'm still confused

      IMm so confused—

      I'm still confused

      Well. If you wanna come back for your shot, I'll be here.

      What are you doing.

      Can you not

      LOOK

      I'm just so sick of myself

      I'm just so tired of this world

      I don't wanna wake up no more

      No money, no problem

      More money, more problems

      Promise

      Got a soul full of woes

      Got no eyes on the prize

      Got no home

      And no hope for the world

      Gotta go on

      Still got my feet on the floor

      Gotta go on

      Still got no road to the coast

      Gotta go on

      I guess I'm still a ghost

      Gotta go on

      I got no love left no more

      Gotta go on

      Jesus Christ and all the sauce.

      ALL THE SAUCE.

      Not all the sauce.

      I want ALL OF IT.

      Lol he's like foaming at the mouth, right?

      I—

      Check it out.

      I told you the government could time travelZ.

      What. So they used Skrillex to —

      To do what.

      UNCLE SAM

      I WANT YOU—

      ALL OF IT.

      UNCLE SAM

      —

      what. What does Uncle Sam want?

      Idk. The charges dropped? Idk.

      If he thinks you're lying—he's lying

      If he thinks you're cheating—he's cheating

      If he thinks that you're leaving—he's thinking of leaving

      If he thinks that you need him; he probably needs you

      If it feels like you're dreaming, you're probably dreaming—

      If it feels like a fairytale, keep make believing

      Too good to be true will always have a meaning

      If you think you're his only;

      Then there's at least three

      There's no loyalty, here

      Men don't have no monogamy

      Men get fed up with the same thing,

      Monotony

      Being a man is just making monopolies

      No propositions, proposals or probablies

      God got you fucked up when you're ugly

      God got you fucked up for the fun of it

      God might make promises,

      But it's no wonder,

      There's love in her eyes

      But there's nothing left under

      No wonder.

      No wonder

      No wonder

      No love left

      No love left

      No love left

      No love left

      No wonder

      All out of water and oneness

      All out of reasons to smile

      All out out running the mile

      And thinking you add up to something g

      No wonder

      No wonder

      No wonder the world's out of water

      No wonder

      No trophies for breaking the cycle

      Unless you become one

      And still, you end up in the cycle

      Unlikely you'll find the one

      You might as well just go back

      To the one that owns you

      Who's dragging your son through the mud

      Yeah

      But he's crying for you

      No wonder

      No wonder

      No wonder the worlds out of water

      No uncle, no aunt, and no cousins to clothe you or house you

      You might have a mountain, if you could just tell the whole world that you come from here

      No hope for the humans

      No wonder no water was left here

      The ocean was rust and the tides had subsided

      The water receded

      And LA was left on her own

      I don't owe an explanation for this insanity

      I haven't had a man in a million galaxies

      It's not that bad,

      Now I dress all in black

      Take it back for the countryman

      Nobody loves me, man.

      I'm just alone and befuddled,

      I wanted to love,, but—

      Somebody's coughing and keeping this contract of nothing and loveless and homeless;

      And there's where I've been, man

      How's Paris?

      I should be embarrassed,

      But really I'm just regressing again,

      Depressed as I've ever been,

      But taking a lesson in mischievous methods

      And Devious determination to get back to LA

      and say

      “I finally made it”,

      And get my makeup on,

      And my hair fixed,

      And pay off my high rise apartment

      Where the AC ain't on, cause

      I like it hotter than heaven

      Cause Hell is a cold ass, lonely

      Soapless, hopeless, homeless shelter

      Where nobody loves you

      And nobody calls you on your birthdays anyway

      So you moved it to August

      Cause you'll never see Skrillex or Jimmy Fallon in person,

      But for some reason,

      You think of them

      Fondly.

      —For Whatever Reason.

      Fuck this.

      Somebody's onto me;

      Wrote a letter to God,

      But God's not answering

      Trust me,

      You don't want this ugly thing

      Under you

      Don't offer me a house key

      If you give a mouse a cookie;

      You probably outta poison it

      Oh!

      In a world of smoke and mirrors

      Everything gets clearer, clearer

      He really is rare though,

      Really— a limited edition

      Genius, Edison

      You don't deserve him

      I don't want to be the president,

      Don't want to be the President

      Hey,

      Oh!

      It's still hell here;

      I'll never be perfect

      Can starve, but won't be there

      Woah!

      It's trauma every night

      And

      Drama every morning

      This is not a warning

      It's a lesson that you're learning

      And a song that you're writing;

      You can't write this wrong, no—

      You don't belong in this world,

      So get off it

      Oh,

      Woah,

      I don't do this often

      But I just don't want to go home,

      That's just loveless

      Ten broken marriages,

      Coffins and caskets

      And lions and scarecrows—

      He won't take me back for this basket

      I don't wear a bonnet

      I'm done being honest!

      It doesn't get you ahead in this

      Better off dead and

      I'm still just a nigger—

      I've always been lost;

      But I've already been here

      I've already been here

      Caught it on camera, eh

      Undercover tape recording

      Never in the locker room,

      But never in my own roomX either

      I'm just another one of those

      Broken,

      Homeless

      I don't want to

      I don't want to

      Want to be the President

      YOU CONTROL THE POLICE—

      —I RUN THE AMBULANXE,

      BITCH,

      I RUN THE AMBULANCE

      BITCH,

      I RUN THE AMBULANCE

      Fuxk a phantom

      Fuck your Grammy's mammogram

      Fuxk you ambivolance and nonchalance

      You're just the ops,

      I run the ambulance!

      I just saw

      Johnny wirh the two dogs,

      At the shop and shop

      Pop-pop,

      This ain't no pop-up,

      lol

      My whole surfboard is taller

      This is what you want

      This is

      This is what you want

      This is what you want

      This is

      This is what you want

      This is what you want

      This is

      This is what you want

      This is what you want

      This is

      This is what you

      Don't waste your time

      Asking for adderall

      They don't want help for you—

      MedicicineMa meant to destroy you

      All the black skin

      In the streets

      In the shelters

      On the trains and

      On the busses

      The niggers on seroquel

      They will not help you

      They want to kill you

      Don't take the medicine

      If you have black skin

      They will not help you

      They want to kill you

      Adderal, xanex;

      It might be addictive—

      But those with blue eyes

      Are the only ones who get

      —they don't even need it

      They turn around and sell it

      If you have black skin;

      They'll give you seoquel

      They want to kill you;

      You'll think you're all better

      But you're out in the streets, in the gutter

      Talking to yourself

      Pissing on yourself

      Scratching off your black skin-

      All because you're colored!

      If you look like Elohim,

      Go ahead, take the medicine;

      Yes, you'll feel better;

      You'll get to work with Skrillex

      They'll give you an amphetamine,

      So you feel less pathetic

      Finish projects,

      Transcendence



      Don't take the medicine

      If you have black skin

      They will not help you

      They want to kill you

      But if you've got black skin

      You're only a nigger/**trigger to them

      Take the medicine

      To kill you faster

      Kill you faster



      Finally an ever after

      That makes sense to you bastards






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    About The Secret Life Of Sunnï Blū

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    An accidentally androgynous artist rises to extreme fame and fortune after being mistaken for a male--after a multimillion dollar record deal, multiple film and TV contracts, and a worldwide tour is arranged, s/he is forced to remain in her male identity--and though technically a non-bianary female, must navigate carefully through the public eye through the test of worldwide fame and superstardom, hiding their secret life with the help of their Manager Morgan- along the way intertwining within the infinite multiverse with the strange, zany, and sometimes even wild characters of the celebrity world--and other fantastical worlds unknown.