SKIPPERS - jump to 27:33 to begin the stories! We start by chatting about Lady Gaga’s broken engagement and about the rumours why it happened. We discuss whether it’s cool to invite younger single women to a joint bachelor / bachelorette party with married groomsmen? We hear about a listener who had a pack of tourists surround them loving their mountie, another listener who had a nightmare experience with her wedding photographer - and the photographer then BLAMES the unreasonably long editing time on the bride’s “fat arms”! We hear about a bride who unintentionally became the world’s heaviest human sponge and we finish up with some nightmare dating stories and chat about Dirty John on Netflix.

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SKIPPERS - jump to 20:54 to begin the stories! The girls discuss the Diva Brides TV show, a Make America Great Again Trump Lovin’ Wedding, a saucy minx of a drunken grandma who gets handsy with the groom, an overly neurotic mother-in-law and weird divorce stories!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 18:50 to begin the stories! Lisa spills her latest celeb crush and Rebecca judges (lol). We hear about a gin & tonic in the face, a smelly latecomer Bridesmaid, an emergency visit from police to a wedding reception, a teen who wears white to a wedding & a racist entitled bride. A new Double D feature is unveiled!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 25:34 to begin the stories! This week we discuss a listener’s story about her friend / wedding photographer from hell who ends up totalling her car and getting charged with a DUI! We hear about a wine tasting tour bachelorette party gone wrong, and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 3.

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SKIPPERS - jump to 12:37 to begin the stories! A destination wedding where a bride who gets into a physical fight with her mother-in-law, a drunk wedding photographer, a freaky foursome with 3 bridesmaids (guess who the 4th was!) and so much more including mandatory haircuts for bridesmaids and our saga Drama Mama Saga Pt. 2.

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SKIPPERS - jump to 23:30 to begin the stories! We chat about recent celeb engagement news (Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger) before we get into yet another Cruise Control update. From there we argue about whether or not it’s socially acceptable to ask for monetary gifts in your wedding invitation. Stories this week run the gamut from listener updates about Christmas proposals and whether you should get another gift in addition to an engagement ring, a story about an ex-wife of the Groom’s dad who attends a wedding and inadvertently pisses off his current wife to our new saga about a drama mama!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 9:15 to begin the stories! A story about a couple who fell in love and wedded in front of the same lobster tank. A listener’s tale about a mean father who crapped all over his daughter’s wedding out of jealousy of her step-dad. A half-assed destination wedding, a groomsman so drunk he passed out and got trapped inside a revolving door & a crazy rude high maintenance aunt who accuses her niece of stealing her veil during the ceremony! We finish with a romantically hilarious story about a beautiful proposal via video game … until it crashed! Lisa tells one of her own stories about parents late to the ceremony and the mother of the bride’s unorthodox solution to the problem & the absolute worst invitation of all time!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 14:51 to begin the stories! Happy 2019 - let’s chat about a Best Man who objected at a wedding and you won’t believe why! Following is a mind blowing tale about an obsessive ex who goes to extreme lengths to stop the groom from marrying his new fiancé. We chat details about Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth’s wedding, a Maid of Honour who bogarts the Bride, a groom who punches a wedding crasher with bad news & more! We also take questions from our FB community to ring in 2019. Stick around at the very end for a very exciting product announcement!

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SKIPPERS - jump to 31:51 to begin the stories! In a very special episode of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast we chat about a creepy childhood Christmas memory from a listener, a henna artist discrimination, a bratty bridezilla with a sordid past & we check in on Rebecca’s prior 2018 predictions and see what she got right or wrong. We then discuss 2019 wedding trends as predicted by Brides Magazine & share the last Reddit Rip of 2018! Then we open our Christmas gifts and chat for a while.

Pt. 1 - Christmas Yard Waste Bag Video - https://youtu.be/sUNS933WtNc

Pt. 2 - Update! The cops showed up! - https://youtu.be/n4NtRlmwFqE

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The Secret Life of Weddings is a comedy podcast co-hosted by veteran wedding photographers Lisa Mark & Rebecca Lozer. These ladies tell the world's craziest but true wedding stories! This short teaser episode shares horrible Best Man & Maid of Honour speeches, what happens when a mother of the groom wears white, and how a bouquet toss can go horribly wrong! Hit subscribe now to listen to more of The Secret Life of Weddings Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support